After taking two breaths, the captain felt that there was an inexplicable strange smell in the room.

The captain was very puzzled, his house had always been very clean, and there was nothing else, how could it stink?

Thinking of this, the captain got up from his chair and began to look for the source of the smell, but after looking around, he found that the smell came from the cushion where Wang Aiguo was sitting just now.

The captain was puzzled, so he picked up the cushion and slapped it twice.

As a result, it was just a matter of not shooting, and the smell of this shot just now began to emit out in a large area.

Just for a moment, the captain felt that his eyes were dark, and his eyes were instantly invisible.

"What's going on? What is it? Why is it so spicy, it stinks, it stinks, this dead fat man won't put his fart in this cushion, alas, I'll go! ”

At this time, Wang Aiguo had already walked out of the brigade headquarters, and after walking out of the brigade headquarters, Wang Aiguo raised his head and looked at the window of the captain's office.

"Anyway, this cushion is really a good thing, with this cushion, the fart will be muted, I want to ask the captain where he bought this cushion from, and I'll buy one too!"

……

Originally, Wang Aiguo thought that the matter would end here, and then he obviously underestimated the fermentation of this matter.

Wang Aiguo went back to the brigade headquarters, and then from the brigade headquarters back to the dormitory, and he was farting for about an hour along the way.

Originally, Wang Aiguo thought that there should be no problem after farting, after all, stomach bloating could not rise for so long.

However, when he finished dinner, he realized that he was underestimating himself, and that other people's bloating may only last for an hour, but his bloating may last for days.

At night, Wang Aiguo's stomach seemed to be decreasing instead of increasing, so when the lights-out horn sounded, Wang Aiguo got into the quilt without saying a word, and then pressed his body with the quilt.

Just fell asleep and there was nothing, Wang Aiguo was basically able to control the audience, but at 12 o'clock in the evening, Wang Aiguo's posture began to gradually collapse.

In the end, just when Wang Aiguo was sleeping in a daze, he suddenly felt a little pain in his face.

Wang Aiguo opened his eyes in a daze, and what caught his eye was the iron-blue face of the warrior monk.

Seeing the warrior monk, Wang Aiguo was stunned for a moment, and then said suspiciously: "Monk, what are you doing?" ”

"What? I should ask you this question, it's the first time I've seen someone fart while snoring! ”

"What's all the fuss you have about it, I fart when I snore, and it's not the first time you've known about it?" Wang Aiguo said angrily, then rolled up the quilt, and wanted to turn over and continue to sleep.

However, before he could turn over this time, the warrior monk stretched out his hand and pressed Wang Aiguo's shoulder.

"You step on the horse and wait for a while, then what, can you be a little restrained, I know you can fart, but can you fart a little less?"

"The lights out horn blew for two hours, and you let it go for two hours, and I could hear the muffled sound from there through the quilt. In the middle of the night, I knew you were farting, and I didn't know that I thought you were going to take off. ”

After the warrior monk finished speaking, everyone in the dormitory also sat up from the bed, and then looked at Wang Aiguo and nodded frantically.

Wang Aiguo also felt a little embarrassed to say this, you guys are a bit too much, fart is the anger of life, and he can't control it.

"Look at your fuss and haven't seen the world, I've lived with you for so long, you don't know what kind of virtue I have, can I control this thing? Besides, why do you have such a big opinion? The doctor on my top bunk didn't speak! ”

After Wang Aiguo finished speaking, the warrior monk took a deep look at the miracle doctor on Wang Aiguo's upper bunk.

"He wanted to speak, but he probably couldn't."

"Huh?"

Wang Aiguo was stunned for a moment, and immediately got out of bed and looked at the upper bunk.

Then he was surprised to find that the doctor was slumped on the bed, foaming at the mouth and twitching his hands and feet.

Wang Aiguo looked at the scene in front of him dumbfounded, and he didn't know what to say at this time

The warrior monk silently patted Wang Aiguo's shoulder, and said lightly: "I don't know if you have taken off, but the divine doctor may have ascended to heaven!" ”

Wang Aiguo: "......"

That night, Wang Aiguo searched on Taobao overnight to see if there was any artifact to suppress farts.

……

At noon on the second day, Wang Aiguo went to the infirmary and asked the doctor of the health team to get some medicine for the treatment of the stomach and intestines

Wang Aiguo squatted in the toilet at noon, farting with his life.

After about forty minutes, Wang Aiguo walked out of the bathroom room refreshed, only to see Shen Long with a pale face as soon as he opened the door.

Looking at Shen Long's iron-blue face, Wang Aiguo was stunned for a moment, and asked suspiciously: "Hey, why are you here, Team Shen?" ”

"Someone just came to me and reported that someone was setting off firecrackers in the toilet."

After Shen Long finished speaking, Wang Aiguo looked around for the first time, and then looked at Shen Long with a confused expression: "Firecrackers? No, I've been here all along, and I haven't heard anyone set off firecrackers! ”

"yes, I didn't find anyone setting off firecrackers, but I saw someone 'setting off firecrackers' inside. I'm really curious how the hell do you fart, you can fart so loudly, I thought someone was going to blow up the whole toilet when I came! ”

After Shen Long finished speaking, he didn't give Wang Aiguo a chance to explain, turned around and left.

And Wang Aiguo stood alone in the toilet with a messy face.

……

The next day, those who should go out on this day go out, and those who stay in the building to rest rest.

And Wang Aiguo didn't have time to rest, in the morning he was working on electrical components and jammers, and after farting in the afternoon, he continued to tinker with his signal jammers there.

Finally, at four o'clock in the afternoon, the warrior monk who was sitting on the side watching a martial arts movie was so frightened by a penetrating laughter that he sat on the ground with a grunt.

"Hahahaha, the staff officers of the brigade headquarters, you all accept my righteous trial, the signal jammer made by my Wang Aiguo himself has finally been completed!"

As soon as he heard this, the warrior monk rolled his eyes, you do a good job, what are you doing with someone who has nothing to laugh at?

Shaking his head, the warrior monk was about to stand up with his hands on the ground, but as soon as he supported the ground, Wang Aiguo in front of him suddenly let out a huge 'bang' behind him, and then the warrior monk slipped under his feet and sat directly on the ground.

"Ouch shit, dead fatty, I told you if you can fart a little more carefully, you special!"

Before the warrior monk finished speaking, Wang Aiguo turned around and helped him up, and then said excitedly: "I care about these details, the point is that my things are done." Okay, I'm going to go to the captain's side now and send something over, do you want to come along?" ”

The warrior monk looked at Wang Aiguo, and then at the signal jammer on the table.

In his heart, he didn't really want to go, because he could only eat farts after Wang Aiguo, but he was very curious about whether this thing was useful or not.