Chapter 342: Being able to make things up is also a skill

Emperor Chongzhen's reaction after knowing that Yu Chongming came out to slaughter the village and then slaughter the town made Zhang Weixian feel a headache.

For a long time, don't look at Emperor Chongzhen's chopping of heads in the court and on the grassland, but for the military, although it is not a small amount to clean up, it is much happier than civilian officials.

At least Emperor Chongzhen will not easily get angry and cut off people's heads.

But just because you don't get angry doesn't mean you won't get angry.

Now that Emperor Chongzhen has suddenly launched such a big fire, Zhang Weixian, who has been in the officialdom for a long time, is also secretly unbearable.

Li Weixin, the chief military officer of Sichuan, and Xu Ruke, the deputy military envoy of eastern Sichuan, were all dismissed from their posts and retained in order to see the after-effects.

Even Zhu Xieyuan, the general manager of the Sichuan-Guizhou Military Road, who had not yet arrived in office, was unlucky, and Chongzhen's second-year Yulu had been punished completely.

Emperor Chongzhen's meaning is obvious, either hurry up, take office, kill extravagant Chongming, and the rest is easy to say, or get out of the house as soon as possible.

Even if he knew that Emperor Chongzhen attached great importance to the people, the result was still beyond the imagination of Zhang Weixian, Wen Tiren and others.

In addition to not making a fuss about going to the expedition in person, both of them thought that Emperor Chongzhen was treating Yu Chongming as Lin Dan Khan.

The consequence of becoming Lin Dan Khan is that it is very likely that there will be countless more Jingguan in Sichuan and Guizhou.

But fortunately, Emperor Chongzhen has not lost his last reason now, although this board has been beaten, but it is not very heavy, and he has summoned the two of them into the palace to discuss.

This is a good phenomenon, at least it will not be the Son of Heaven who will immediately recruit extravagant Chongming when he is angry.

That's a big joke.

A small toast rebellion but the Son of Heaven wants to conquer it himself? The military attaches and nobles all over the world in the Ming Dynasty have wiped their necks!

It's just that Emperor Chongzhen summoned the two into the palace, obviously uneasy, and Emperor Chongzhen, who didn't speak for a long time, stared at the two of them for a long time: "I remember that Yu Chongming was gifted by his ancestors from the imperial court, and he was hereditary Yongning Xuanfu Minister, isn't this right?" ”

Zhang Weixian arched his hand and said: "Your Majesty, that's exactly the case." It's just that the ancestors of the Ming Dynasty are respectful, and there has been no big mess, only the ambition of the Ming wolf son to rebel. ”

Emperor Chongzhen snorted secretly in his heart.

The court of the Ming Dynasty was no different from that of later generations, and they all separated the minority ethnic groups from the Han nationality.

As for Zhu Yuanzhang's stipulation that a small number of ethnic groups are not allowed to marry each other, violators should be dealt with by the Ming Law has long been forgotten.

Therefore, the national integration that Lao Zhu imagined early in the morning has become a mirror.

Or in the eyes of many officials in the Ming Dynasty, the minority ethnic groups are barbarians, and it is best not to mix with the Han people, but after all, Emperor Chongzhen grew up under the influence of the theory of fifty-six ethnic groups, so he has a different view from the officials of the Ming Dynasty.

Of course, fifty-six is fifty-six, and it's best to become one, just forget about the rest, as for the preferential treatment, that is not to treat people as a family, and to expect people to treat you as a family?

This kind of existence similar to Yongning Xuanfu's ministry is the fundamental reason for Extravagant Chongming's rebellion - what people have been thinking about is how to revive the Yi country, how can it be a dog for your court?

So now, after getting Zhang Weixian's clear answer, Emperor Chongzhen decided to do a wave of things - even if it was a river of blood.

After thinking about it, Emperor Chongzhen spoke: "In the past, Nuwa Niangniang made people with resting soil, and my Yanhuang people were liked by Niangniang, but between the Yi people and my Yanhuang people, at least it can be regarded as a cousin relationship.

Now I have to do something to do with the Propaganda and Fu Division, isn't this artificially creating a barrier? I intend to abolish it, and in the future, I will no longer write anything about the Yi and Miao people, all of them will be written as the people of the Ming Dynasty, and I will be mixed with the people of Yan and Huang, regardless of their clan. ”

This matter is not something that Zhang Weixian can speak, Wen Tiren said with a tangled face: "Your Majesty, the Yi and Miao tribes have their own heritage, if they are forcibly merged, I am afraid that there will be chaos?" ”

Emperor Chongzhen sneered: "If you don't forcibly merge, there will be no trouble?" Who is Guangdemen who wants to open the city gate? Who is it who is raising the flag in Shuixi now to rebel and slaughter the city? ”

Wen Tiren was suddenly asked.

Guangdemen wants to open the city gate, he naturally knows, and now the people who raised the flag in Shuixi to rebel and slaughter the city know it more clearly.

But something always feels wrong.

Emperor Chongzhen didn't wait for Wen Tiren to turn around, and continued: "What's wrong with the Miao people? Chi You is a big clan of the Wu clan, the first person under the ancestral witch, and it is normal for him to fight with the human race created by Nuwa Niangniang.

It's just that no matter what, whether it's Chiyou or the human race, they are all Pangu, and in the end they are all a family, isn't it normal to write on a genealogy?

The matter of brothers' walls is not uncommon in this world, not to mention that in ancient times, the Wu clan was in charge of the land, and Nuwa Niangniang was originally a demon clan, and my human race was close to it, and there was naturally a gap with the Wu clan, and it was inevitable to fight each other at that time.

It's just that there is a good saying, if you break the bones and tendons, otherwise why would you call them the people of Li now? Doesn't it just mean that they are all family? ”

Wen Tiren and Zhang Weixian still feel that something is wrong, this is talking about the rebellion of Luxury Chongming, Luxury Chongming is the Yi nationality, Your Majesty, you seem to be talking about the Miao nationality?

Did this Miao recruit you to provoke you?

Emperor Chongzhen didn't care about the expressions of the two, but continued: "This Yi nationality naturally has a great relationship with us and other Han people.

In the past, the ancestors and witches fought with the ancestors Zhurong, and the Gonggong was angry and could not touch the Zhou Mountain, so that the Tianhe poured into the world, and the immortals instructed the ancestor of the Yi people, Zhongmu, to plant a gourd, and then hide in the gourd to avoid the flood, all the way to Matou Mountain to live, and marry the heavenly girl to give birth to six ancestors, so that the Yi people were able to reproduce.

And who is the one who instructs Zhong Mou? ”

Hearing Emperor Chongzhen mention Gonggong and Zhurong, and arranged the two as ancestral witches, Wen Tiren and Zhang Weixian knew that Emperor Chongzhen had opened the mode of mythological chaos again.

The two of them heard Emperor Chongzhen ask who pointed out the gourd of the Yi people, so they praised it together: "Please make it clear to Your Majesty." ”

Emperor Chongzhen coughed his throat, and then continued: "During the Hongmeng period, there were innate spiritual root gourd vines, and there were seven gourds in the congenital fruits.

When Lingbao was born, the purple gold and red gourd was obtained by Lao Tzu, which was later used by Taishang Laojun Shengdan, and it was also the gourd used by the King of Golden Horn and Silver Horn to collect monkeys.

The red gourd of the Ninety-Nine Scattered Souls was obtained by the people of the Red Cloud Dao, and was later killed by Kunpeng because of the dispute over the holy position.

Chopping the immortal gourd, obtained by the Eastern Emperor Taiyi, practiced into the gourd of the immortals, and gave his tenth son Lu Press, the power of the gourd, the two Aiqing can see it in the Romance of the Gods.

The demon gourd, obtained by Nuwa, is made into a demon flag, which can attract all the goblins in the world. ”

After thinking about it, Emperor Chongzhen found that he really couldn't figure out what the names of the remaining three gourds were, and who could give them away, so he had to make up nonsense: "The purple-green innate gourd is obtained by the Jade Emperor Haotian, and it is a world of its own, which can make the spiritual treasure return to its origin and go to a higher level." ”

But what does this gourd have to do with the gourd planted by others?

Emperor Chongzhen has already started to have a headache at this time, this nonsense is really troublesome, and he can't make it up anymore.

It is no wonder that there are so many dead eunuchs in Guancun in the new century in later generations, and they must have cut them themselves when they couldn't make it up.

But can you cut it yourself now? Definitely not, this thing has to be made up.

After thinking about it, Emperor Chongzhen continued: "Let's not talk about the rest of the gourds, the innate gourd in the hands of the Haotian Jade Emperor can form a realm, but it is exactly where the Heavenly Emperor instructed Zhong Mu to hide from the gourd."

As the saying goes, one day is a teacher and a father for life, not to mention the great grace of life? Therefore, this Yi ancestor Zhong Mu You is a disciple of the Emperor of Heaven, and he is not the same as our Yanhuang Miao descendants? ”

Well, this is a good reason, in short, it is nonsense, and it is very difficult to justify itself.

Emperor Chongzhen's rare face turned red, and then disappeared.

Now you can't even hide yourself, and you still expect the world to believe it?

It's not professional to make up stories, this is no problem, Daming is professional.

For example, Duan Xiaorong, such as Zhang Xianyong, such as the monk on the other side of the sea.

These three people are a Confucian, a monk, and if the three of them work together to make up such a story, it can't be said that it can't be done, right?

Thinking of this, Emperor Chongzhen said unjustifiably and strongly: "I don't remember the details very clearly, after all, when I was reincarnated, the Heavenly Realm and related memories had been sealed by the Heavenly Emperor, and it was extremely difficult to think about it.

That's it, when I look back, I will naturally ask Duan Xiaorong and others to help me think together, in short, everyone is a family, they are all the people of the Ming Dynasty, if anyone dares to mention any ethnic division, it will be a malicious split, and I will naturally not be spared at that time! ”

Wen Tiren and Zhang Weixian stared at the ground with wide eyes, and exchanged glances with each other.

Sure enough, it's still the unreasonable and shameless Majesty!

You reason with him, he plays hooligan with you, you play hooligan with him, he talks to you about the Ming Law......

In short, no matter what you say, this truth belongs to Your Majesty.

The three of them are unlucky, even if the board is beaten down in the future, it is estimated that it will not fall on them, what do they have to worry about?

Wen Tiren and Zhang Weixian bowed together and said, "Your Majesty Shengming! ”

Emperor Chongzhen was also a rare blush.

I'm so embarrassed that you are boasting like that!

But who made me so holy?

It's just that Emperor Chongzhen is shameless and bold and black-hearted, and he will do whatever he lacks morality, but Zhang Weixian can't be the same as Emperor Chongzhen.

After thinking about it, Zhang Weixian bowed down and said, "Your Majesty, what if the people of the Yi nationality and other ethnic groups disagree?" ”

Emperor Chongzhen sneered and said, "If you don't agree, you won't agree, anyway, I can't force the will of the people, right?"

It's just that after Duan Xiaorong and the others sorted out the secrets of the heavenly realm, they spread it all over the world, and the unbelief of one generation and two generations was believed after a while.

In addition, didn't all the Aiqing in the court always advise me to follow the ancestral system? His order, Emperor Taizu Gao's order not to allow all clans to marry each other was strictly implemented by local officials in various places, and it was included in the Beijing inspection assessment, and Jinyiwei and Dongchang supervised.

If someone treats the Dharma of the ancestors as if there is nothing, I will let them know whether the Da Ming Law and the Dharma of the ancestors are useful. ”

When Zhang Weixian heard this, he suddenly felt a pain.

Your Majesty, is that what the old minister meant? What the old minister is afraid of is that someone will rebel because of this, can't you hear it?

After thinking about it for a while, Zhang Weixian said: "Your Majesty, if there are some ill-intentioned people who cause trouble? ”

Emperor Chongzhen sneered: "Kill and bury it, so it will be buried in the soil, no matter what ethnic group, including the Han people, whoever dares to jump will be buried, and after being buried, it will be honest." ”

Emperor Chongzhen thinks that there is nothing wrong with doing this, bury the troublemakers, and the only thing left is to accept it honestly, as long as a few more generations live, what nationality do you talk to them?

What is the nation? Not the people of the Ming Dynasty?

Besides, what are you playing in Daming now? Isn't it a revolution?

It's like the French guy who said that if half of the population had an opinion on any revolution, that guy wouldn't mind hanging half of the population of France.

Emperor Chongzhen felt that even if he was not so ruthless, he still had the determination to bury a few leaders in the ground.

After thinking about it, Emperor Chongzhen continued: "It's just that the British Duke is suffering, and the Governor's Mansion of the Five Armies still has to be prepared to prevent the emergence of real problems." ”

Zhang Weixian bowed and said: "Your Majesty has won the award, and this minister's matter is also." ”

Emperor Chongzhen looked at Zhang Weixian, who was already full of silver hair, but suddenly thought about something.

In the seventeenth year of Chongzhen's history, the British duke who led the troops to charge into battle was either Zhang Zhiji or Zhang Zhiji's son.

Since it is not Zhang Weixian, it means that Zhang Weixian had already died at that time.

And now Zhang Weixian's body is not as good as day by day, even if he often sends the imperial doctor to the house for diagnosis and treatment, I am afraid that there is still not much time.

With a sour heart, Emperor Chongzhen smiled and said: "I also said earlier that I wanted Xu Xungui to choose some overseas places and seal them, but I just want to break my promise to the British." ”

Emperor Chongzhen's words were said with a smile, and Zhang Weixian estimated that there would definitely be something to say later, so he just bowed down and said, "Everything is arranged by Your Majesty." ”

Emperor Chongzhen smiled and said: "Isn't there an English kingdom in an overseas land, and I will give it to the British public line, which will not change for generations."

It's just that now that the slaves have not been settled, the British still need to serve the country, and it is difficult to go to the country. ”

Zhang Weixian's heart was shocked, and even Wen Tiren looked at Zhang Weixian with a look of envy, jealousy and hatred.

When Emperor Chongzhen said this before, there were many conditions, but now he said something that has not changed from generation to generation, which shows how heavy the weight of the British public family is in Emperor Chongzhen's heart.

Zhang Weixian bowed down and said, "Your Majesty can't." ”

PS: This chapter is the second update on May 5th.