In the study of Xiyang Wangfu, Xiyang Wang Yuwen was sleepy-eyed, and Shi Ligang, the head of the palace, was expressionless, and the two sat without saying a word, and when their eyes met, they seemed to stir up many sparks. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Li Gang arrived at the palace early in the morning, and saw that Yu Wenwen had not yet left the front yard and turned into Dongfang, checking the carriage, flags and other honor guards, and when he returned to the palace at noon, he found that Yu Wenwen had not come out of the backyard.

Maybe it's sleeping lazy, maybe it's getting along with family members in the backyard, maybe it's reading in the backyard, it's normal for Yuwenwen not to go to the front yard all morning.

But what is abnormal is the housekeeper Li Sanjiu, who is a little hesitant in the face of Li Gang's inquiry, which makes Li Gang suspicious: Could it be that King Xiyang doesn't come out in the backyard, is there something he can't say?

immediately asked to see Yuwenwen, but was told that the king of Xiyang wanted to have lunch, which was reasonable, so Li Gang retired, and after half an hour, he entered the palace again to ask for a meeting, and Yuwenwen met him in the study.

As soon as Li Gang saw Yuwen Wen's sleepy-eyed and depressed appearance, he knew that this "really happened", and his fighting spirit instantly rose high, and he considered his words and said, "King, please take care of your body." ”

"Huh? The widow is in good health, why did the gentleman say this? ”

"The lower officials are bold, please be temperate by the king, don't be too greedy."

Li Gang cut directly to the topic, and Yu Wenwen asked knowingly: "What Mr. said, the widow thinks it is inappropriate, what is 'too greedy for joy'?" ”

"The king yawned all day, thinking that it was a night of sleeplessness, walking with a slight hunchback and rubbing his waist from time to time, thinking that it was a night of wind and rain, and his waist was a little unbearable." When Li Gang said this, he persuaded again: "The king often has to lead his troops out to fight, please put your body first. ”

"I don't know what Mr. thinks about this?"

"There must be a degree to everything, not to mention that it is against etiquette to prostitute during the day."

Li Gang's nose is very smart, and he smells the faint aroma of rouge on Yuwenwen's body, this person doesn't use rouge gouache on weekdays, which means that it is not that he tossed too much last night, but a real "daytime prostitution".

Such a straightforward admonition, Yuwen Wen was overjoyed when he heard this, he lost the last round, and since the opponent challenged this time, then he should fight: "Prostitution during the day?" The widow is sick! ”

In the face of Mencius, who persuaded himself to implement benevolent government, King Qi Xuan said that "the widow is sick, the widow is lustful, and the widow is good."

It means that what you said makes a lot of sense, but I'm very "vulgar", I like women, I like money, and I can't help it!

"The king is addicted to women and can't extricate himself, where is the military and political affairs?"

"The widow is resting today, so he has not dealt with any affairs, what the gentleman said is alarmist, right?"

Yuwen Wen said with a smile, he saw that the other party was trying to take the topic crookedly, and quickly pulled it back: "What Mr. said 'daytime prostitution' is not etiquette, and the widow is very curious, where does this statement come from?" ”

"The king of the Xuan Dynasty started the deer platform, drunk on wine, adulterous with women, wine pond and meat forest, and had fun with Daji every day, and later generations called this behavior prostitution in the daytime, which was a precursor to mediocrity."

Li Gang's target is not actually "prostitution during the day", but to persuade Yuwen Wenmo to indulge in alcohol, the previous words are the introduction, and the next thing is to lead to a big problem he discovered, but the other party just didn't take the bait.

"Wine pond meat forest, and ask sir, raw meat will stink after a few days, if the wine is not sealed in the wine jar, it will be spoiled for a period of time, I don't know how the king of the wine is desolate in a stinky meat forest and the rancid wine pool?"

"The king, the wine pond meat forest is to describe, to describe the king of the Xuan Dynasty is poor and extravagant, if you pick out the words, you will die reading."

"Speaking of which, there is something unclear when the widow reads the history books, and I ask Mr. for advice." Yu Wenwen began to lead the rhythm, after all, he was not good at the sophistry of white horses and non-horses, and he still had more experience in bringing crooked topics.

Li Gang knew it, but the topic was led away by the other party, and he couldn't interrupt rudely, so he could only follow the topic and ask: "I don't know what happened to the king." ”

"Xia, the king of the dead country, it is said that he is arrogant and lascivious, builds a palace, decorates Yaotai, makes a Qiong room, searches for beauties from all over the world, hides in the harem, and drinks and has fun with Yuxi and the palace maids day and night."

"It is said that he also built a large wine pool, in which he could row a boat, Xia Wei ignored the government and politics, and was greatly disappointed, and then raised troops for Chengtang to attack and destroy."

Speaking of this, Yuwenwen paused, and seeing that Li Gang did not question what he said, he asked: "Shang, the history books also say that he is arrogant and lascivious, working hard to build Lutai, and searching for beautiful women everywhere for him to enjoy..."

"Drinking and having fun with Daji and other beauties day and night, I also dug a wine pool... The widow is very curious about why the behavior of the two of them is exactly the same, just like women, and like to dig wine pools, and row boats in the stinky wine pools..."

"Could it be that the king of Xuan is actually not a prostitution, and the historian couldn't find any evidence of the crime, so he copied Xia Wei's crime to Shang Xuan?"

"The king's words are fallacious!"

Li Gang was emotional when he heard this, and Yuwenwen actually questioned the atrocities of the two of them, but it would make people look sideways when they spread it, and it was said that it was a trivial matter if they didn't learn and didn't know how to do it, in case it was said that "the King of Xiyang agreed with the atrocities of Ji", it would be a catastrophic damage to the reputation.

No, this dangerous idea must be stopped immediately!

Quoting scriptures, he tried his best to explain to Yu Wenwen why there were similarities in the atrocities of the two people, like a shepherd, struggling to drive the lost lamb back to the right path.

Yu Wenwen listened, nodded while listening, and looked like a serious student, but he cheered in his heart: 'Dare to dig a pit and let me jump?' Now let me take it to the pit! ’

Today he is indeed "prostitution during the day", last night Wei Chi Chi spent the night with him, and after getting up today, it has been three poles in the sun, but Yuwen Wen is still unfinished, and the princess tossed a few tricks, and the evil fire only stopped at noon.

Li Sanjiu came to report that Changshi had something important to meet, Yuwen Wen pondered that this person must be talking about "prostitution in the daytime", and he couldn't help complaining in his heart: My wife and I are in love, what does it matter to you!

What about doing it during the day! Are you not in harmony with your husband and wife, and I will find fault with my eyes?

If the comer is not good, do you avoid the limelight? That's impossible!

He soon had an idea, not to hide or avoid, that is, to argue with Li Gang, and use his rich experience in distorted topics to avenge the defeat last time.

After a long speech, Li Gang said dryly, and Yu Wenwen lost no time in suddenly realizing: "I see, it seems that the widow still has too few books, if Mr. has nothing else to do, please go back first, and the widow should read immediately." ”

"The king is slow, the lower officials have something to do!"

"Why is the gentleman so excited? The widow and the princess are in love, and there is no fault in both feelings and reason, so does the gentleman have to go to the prime minister to discuss right and wrong? ”

Princess Wei Chi Chi Fan of Xiyang is the granddaughter of the Prime Minister and the King of Shu Wei Chi Fan, this kind of thing really wants to reach the ears of the Prime Minister, which can only prove that Yuwen Wen and Wei Chi Chi Fan have a good relationship, and Yu Chi Hui will think that his granddaughter is favored?

Li Gang was anxious, Yuwenwen was cunning and abnormal, he couldn't pull it back at all after he took the topic crookedly, and if he insisted on etiquette, he would be fooled by Yuwenwen today.

"King! The king lives in the backyard, although he has the intention of being close to his family, but in this way, it is very easy to isolate the inside and outside for the slaves! ”

"Slave? Are there any slaves in the widow's house? Yu Wenwen put away his smile and stared at Li Gang, "Sir, if there is a slave in the palace, the widow will definitely beat him to death, if not... Sir has to take responsibility for what he just said! ”

Flaws, this is flaws, familiar to familiar, if you dare to talk nonsense, I will fight back!