Poetry Cloud:

The law of the Tiangong Bureau is chaotic, and nine out of ten couples are poor.

It is often used to make the warbler perch on the old tree, and it is customary to teach the stubborn stone with strange flowers.

Sleeping enemies on the bed of acacia, with a soft flail in the neck.

Only the mandarin duck has no mismatch, and there is no need to hold the pipa in a dream.

This poem only talks about marriage in the world, and there are many mismatches, so that people cannot be without hatred. This kind of hatred is different from other things in the heart. Other things can be said and cured, but this matter is called dumb sorrow and lifelong illness, which cannot be said and cannot be cured. If a beautiful man marries an ugly woman, it is better to complain in front of his friends, and the sister's family goes to send Xingxing, even if it cannot be corrected, there is still a back door to marry a concubine and beg for a maid.

Only when a beautiful wife marries an ugly husband, a talented woman is married to a vulgar son, there are only two dead doors, and there is no way to live, this is called real suffering. In ancient times, the words "red face and thin life" have been exhausted.

It's just that these four words must also be understood, not because he has a red face, and then he has a thin life, but only because he should have a thin life, so he is punished for being a red face. But whoever gives birth to a red-faced woman is a blank of life, where is there a good husband to marry him, and good blessings to be shared by him? At the beginning, there was a sick man who died three days ago and came back alive, saying that he had seen the king of Hades ascend to the temple in hell, and the demon judge brought many wicked people to listen to his trial, and he punished him one by one, and he turned into a pig into a dog, and into a cow into a horse. The king of Hades thought for a moment, nodded and said: "Punish you to be a unique woman, marry an extremely ugly man, both husband and wife will live to be 100 years old, and imprison you for life, so that you can be broken for your sinful karma." "The wicked man only told him that the punishment was severe, and went away rejoicing. The judge asked: "His crimes are like a mountain, and he has become a pig, a dog, a cow and a horse, and it is not enough to do his good, why do you get such a good reward?" Hades said, "Where do you know?" Although the pig, dog, cow and horse are beasts, they fall into ignorance and ignorance, and they are raised by others for life, and in a few years, they can be reincarnated; Even if you are tortured on the verge of death, it is only the pain of a knife. That woman has the color of a unique standard, she must be well-behaved and smart, and she must have a high heart and ambition, and she wants to marry a man like Pan An and Song Yu. When he is married to a foolish and ugly husband, he will naturally be dissatisfied, and he will be sad and weeping all day long, and he will grind himself if no one grinds him. If the husband dies first, he should remarry, not be imprisoned for life; Even if he himself has a short life, he is just like a pig, a dog, a cow and a horse, suffering from a knife and a rope, and he can still be reincarnated, and it is not called imprisonment for life. Now I teach him to be with him for a hundred years, and to suffer from others for several lifetimes, this is the capital punishment to punish adultery and evil, do you know? "Official, according to the king of Hades, the root cause of the thin life of the red face, the thin life must be the result of the red face, the dumb sorrow naturally cannot be eliminated, and the lifelong disease is naturally not curable.

Now I have a way to eliminate the sorrow of the dumb and cure the lifelong disease, and pass it on to the beautiful people of the world, and everyone must remember it. This method doesn't need anything else, just use the sentence "red face and thin life" to make a four-character golden pill.

But when a woman is born to the age of twelve or thirteen, if she looks in the mirror and has big eyes and thick eyebrows, and her skin is yellow and black, this is the first sign of congratulations, and she will have a perfect husband in the future, and she will not stop divination; If there are two or three points of beauty, there are seven or eight points of husband to ask for; If you have five or six points, you have to have three or four points of husband; In case the appearance reaches seven, eight, nine, and ten, and there are some clever skills, you must know that it is a thin life, and you just have to marry a stupid and ugly husband who is the first and first place.

Thinking about it all the time, seeing a man with all the talent and appearance, knowing that it is not his opponent, his eyes do not stop peeking, and his heart does not eliminate delusions. The foolish and ugly husband who has been tempered in advance and married to the first rank and first place should only be at ease when he meets his old master, and the capital punishment of the king of Yama will naturally not be bearable. If you are lucky enough to marry a foolish husband of the second, third, fourth, or fifth rank, it is out of hope, not only will you not resent, but you will rejoice. Everyone uses this method, naturally at ease, IKEA, the dumb man is not born, the lifelong disease is not harmful, there is no dead end, only the door of life, this "red face and thin life" sentence is not a four-character golden pill? The person who made this novel is the national hand of the gynecology department. I advise the ladies in the world who have never been out of the cabinet to take medicine before they get sick; Gillian, who has returned to the golden house, after receiving the credit of dizziness, did not wait for the illness to enter the pride before regretting that it was not too early to be treated.

Now I will act out a factual incident as the main text, unlike the words that came from the mouth of the king of Hades and entered the ears of the judges, and the dead patients still talk about ghosts, and there is no witness.

During the Jiajing period of the Ming Dynasty, there was a rich man in Jingzhou Mansion in Huguang, whose surname was Lihou. The ancestor started with loyalty, and later became rich from generation to generation, and in the hands of his father, he was the first rich man in Jingzhou.

It's just one piece, but out of the talented shell, out of the talent of the shell, don't say that the people can't struggle, it's just a show of talent headscarf, and it's like a flat crown, and I can't afford it.

Lihou went to school at the age of six, and when he was seventeen or eighteen years old, he could only keep accounts just now, and even the worship post had to be written by the central people. It's just that the inner talent is not good, that appearance, a pitiful ugly hair, all the evil things of people in the world, all gathered in him, and half of it is not omitted. Those who do good things will give him a nickname, called "Que Buquan".

Why these three words? It's just that his facial features and limbs all have some problems, and everything is incomplete, so it is called "incomplete". What are the problems? The eyes are not called completely blind, but have slight white flowers; The face is not called a full scar, but there are many purple marks; The hands are not called total baldness, and there are few nails; The foot is not called a full stilt, the heel is dotted; The nose is not completely red, and there are faint traces of sake lees; The hair is not all yellow, hazy and slightly agarwood; The mouth is not full of food, and the words are often double-voiced in a hurry; The back is not fully hunched, and the back of the neck is fleshy but one inch high; There is also a crooked and incomplete mouth, flickering and quiet; Secretly someone seems to have mentioned it; There are two more incomplete eyebrows, or broken or edged, and the eyes are like warp picking.

As the old saying goes, "Happiness is on the side of the ugly." "He is such a looker, and he enjoys such furniture, and he is also hooked tightly. Who thinks of his wife, and a peerless beauty.

's father was in Japan, and he hired the daughter of Zou Changshi. This woman was born to a concubine of Changshi, and when she turned out to be married, she was only four or five years old. So as soon as you say it, you don't ask your son-in-law what it is.

Who wants to grow up, but he can't fight for his grandmother. His appearance, although he has a graceful demeanor and the presence of a fairy, is not called a country and a city; Unique kind of intelligence, can be called peerless.

When he was in the drooping season, he read with his brothers and classmates, and others read one line, and he could read four or five lines. When it was inconvenient for him to be a teacher, he was already blue, and he didn't need to use his husband.

Write a good hand, draw a good hand, just because Changshi is good at calligraphy and painting on weekdays, he stood next to him to see, and he learned, writing and painting is no different from his father, so he became his father's knife catcher, and often wrote for him.

Later, the chief officials traveled around the world and brought him to the office. and return to his hometown at the end of his term. Que Lihou is in mourning again, and it is not easy to marry. By the time he had served for three years, both men and women were already in their twenties.

When Changshi promised to marry that day, he didn't expect his daughter to be so smart, and he didn't expect his son-in-law to be so stupid. It wasn't until this time that I knew that I had mismatched the marriage, but I had been hired first, and I couldn't regret it.

Miss Zou is also only the son of the rich master, who must have been born with some good looks, and will never be a loach rat brain, and the name of "incomplete" is known to everyone in the family, and he is hidden from him alone.

After Lihou was full, the central people came to urge him, and the long history was not good to return, so he had to marry him. On the night of marriage, after the worship ceremony, they all entered the cave room. Lihou is a groom in his twenties, and when he saw such a wife, he could use the soft and gentle style there, and he couldn't even wait to eat the cup, so he wanted to pull him to bed. But he knew that his appearance was not good, and when his wife saw that he was going to do something, she took advantage of the fact that he had not raised her head, and blew out the lamp in one breath, and then approached and undressed him.

Miss Zou is a woman who has been given to beat Mei, and she is willing to take off her sleeve, so that the groom will drag and tear hard, and she will go to bed with her hand. Although it is about to bloom, it is not afraid of bee drilling; It is an unreleased flower, and it is difficult to help but pick butterflies. At the time of destruction, there must be a mess. This kind of ordeal in a woman's family is the same as a child's pox, and there must be one time, which is needless to say.

It's just that after the clouds and rain dispersed, I felt a burst of breath on the bed, which was very unpleasant. Miss Zou kept sniffing his nose and suspected that there were bed bugs on his bed. There are three different fragrances on Lihou's body, which will naturally come out of the skin if they don't burn the sandalwood and rest in peace.

What are the three? Breath, body breath, athlete's foot.

What Miss Zou smelled was the second type, which is commonly known as fox smell. The mouth of the mouth, because he hid himself clumsily, did not dare to kiss it, so he did not hear it; The feet are not heard because they have fallen asleep and are separated by wind, horses and cows. Miss Zou sniffed the inside of the quilt, and then smelled the quilt outside, and felt that the quilt was slightly better, and she knew that it was the reason for him, and she was already unhappy. After a while, the bridegroom spoke, and the filthy breath from his mouth sprayed straight into his nose; It's like eating raw onions and garlic.

Miss Zou passed away with her nose on the incense burner, where is this smoking method?

For a moment, his heart turned upside down, and he wanted to vomit, and he was afraid that the groom would know that he hated him, and he was not a kind person to be a newcomer, so he had to endure it with all his might; He fell asleep, and the water crawled to his feet to sleep. Who thinks that his dignity and dignity are similar, hiding from the dead body, hitting the stinky fish, and making him have no way to advance or retreat. Sitting on the bed and pondering: "I, a pure person, married to such a filthy thing, it is obvious that Su He met a dung beetle, how can I get by in this life?" When I visited the church yesterday, I did not dare to look up because I was afraid, and I did not see his face. If the face is impressive, it is that there is some breath on the body, and I have to use some water grinding to scrape him out, and then make a few sachets to wear with him, or I can cover it up. If my appearance is no longer good, what will happen to me in this life? ”

Thinking about this, I wish it was dawning earlier and looking at his face. Who wants to hide the sky for him, the black one refuses to light up again, and he is tired of waiting until he sleeps, and suddenly wakes up, but the sun is already three poles, and the snow in the room is bright. Lihou was sleeping to the goodest, who wanted someone to describe his sleeping face in the tent. Miss Zou looked at his face, sweated profusely, and suspected that she had never woken up, and saw a ghost in a dream, opened her eyes and looked everywhere, only to know the truth, and she cried loudly.

Lihou woke up in a dream, and only said that he thought of his grandmother, so he sat up, put a thick, black arm on his greasy and white fragrant shoulder, and persuaded him to be patient and not to cry.

Whoever wanted to persuade him more panicked, the more he cried harder, and waited until Lihou got dressed and walked out of the room, and the enemy was away from his eyes, before he rested for a while; When I walked into the room, I still cried from the beginning. From then on, although they shared the same bed, it was like a lock and a flail, and they hated the meaning of their husband, although it was difficult to say it clearly, but they showed it everywhere.

Lihou has another study in his house, which is in the same house, but there are differences between them.

Miss Zou saw it in her eyes, so she hid it from Lihou and taught someone to carve a statue of Guanyin, and after the gold was finished, please go to the study.

After the full moon, I picked a good day and said to Lihou, "When I was a daughter, I was bent on taking refuge in the Three Jewels, but because I promised your family, it was not good to wish you. I have now been a husband and wife for you for a month, and the fate is not unreasonable, and now I ask you to be merciful, give me the study room, change it into a quiet room, and become a monk at home. From today onwards, I will eat a long fast, go to the study to sleep alone, read the scriptures and recite the Buddha all day long, meditate and participate in meditation, in order to cultivate the next life.

You can marry another house and have children. I don't care if you do small or big, just don't come to disturb my rules. After saying that, he knelt down and bowed four times, and went to the study.

Lihou persuaded him but did not listen, and he did not stop, and when it was evening, he had to bring a pillow and go to the study to meet him. Who would have thought that he would block the doors and windows, as if he was sitting in the gate, leaving only one maid to serve in the gate. Lihou hesitated around, and there was no door to enter, so he had to go to sleep alone overnight.

The next day, he took his mother-in-law and mother-in-law in to persuade him, and he knelt outside the door and begged, but he made up his mind and did not look back. After a while, Lihou could not be persuaded by good persuasion, so he had to use evil persuasion. The subordinates were not allowed to bring food in, and he was hungry, so he would naturally come out. Who wants Miss Zou to beg for death, she is willing to be Boyi and Shuqi, she has been hungry for two days in a row, and she has no desire to eat. Lihou was afraid that someone would die, so he still asked someone to deliver food.

One day stood outside the door and scolded: "Unvirtuous **! What do you see? What kind of Buddha to recite? What kind of afterlife to cultivate? It's just because I'm not good-looking, I'm not good at what I do, and I can't fulfill your lustful heart, so I'm pretending to be sexual here. It is not difficult for you to be satisfied now, and when I sell you to be a prostitute, stand in front of the door, and only choose what you like and drag it in and sleep. You said that you are a young lady and born to be peugeot, and I am a commoner and ugly, so don't you come? It's not that I boast and say, I'm afraid that there is no silver, if I can afford to invest a lot of silver, even the princess Xi Shi can also marry! If you look at me with your eyes, I want to marry someone who is as big as yours and looks like you, and come back, have children, and start a family. Don't repent that then! ”

Miss Zou didn't reply, just chanted Buddha.

After the marquis finished scolding, he went to call the matchmaker to pay for it, saying that he wanted the daughter of an official eunuch, and he wanted the best Peugeot, but he married a good man, and he didn't do school as long as he liked each other, and I just sent it as much as he wanted. Even the matchmaker money is not formal, as long as you come proudly, an ingots are willing to thank you.

As the ancient saying goes: "Under the heavy reward, there will be a brave man." Just because he promised Yuanbao Xie Media, those women who went to thousands of homes went to search for him day and night, and replied on the third day: "There is a young lady who is judged by He Yunju, who is twenty-eight years old and looks better than Xi Shi." Because his father has broken his official position, he wants to collect money and send it to his office to finish the stolen goods, and now he is about to send his daughter out of the house, and the gift is three hundred gold, which you can afford. It's just that Mrs. He wants to be a son-in-law, so she agrees; I also told my aunt that he refused to be small. Lihou said: "Neither of them is difficult. My appearance is actually not good, he may not be willing to see it, wait for a friend of my to be a stand-in, go and look at him; As for making it big, it's easy to deal with.

You go in and tell the shrew now, that there is a young lady who is going to be corrected, and you will not tolerate it? If he is scared, I won't be able to marry that one, and I should only remarry this one, and thank you for the matchmaker's money. When the matchmaker heard this, she was willing to take advantage of this ready-made matchmaking money, and was unwilling to make that deceptive transaction, so she took out the tongues of Su Qin and Zhang Yi to enter the customs to be a lobbyist.

Who wants Miss Zou to marry and be right, only to cut off his bane, if he is small, although he is caught in place of death now, he is afraid that he will still have to come back to life after a long time. He swore in front of the Buddha: "If I still want to become great in the Que family, teach me not to exalt forever." The matchmaker knew that she couldn't turn around, so she went out to reply to Lihou, and went to He's house to do it. I made an appointment for a day, and I only talked about burning incense in a certain temple, and the son-in-law over there, and the newcomer here.

On that day, a friend of Lihou Yang who was a peerless Peugeot did himself, and he did a helper instead, and went to steal photos. Two of them stood in the temple and waited. The young lady followed her wife, but she came like a cloud, and when she walked in front of her, she saw him: his eyebrows were bent for two months, and his eyes were shining with double stars. imitated the golden lotus, saying that three inches is not three inches; Criticize the appearance of flowers, it is ten points and ten points. When worshipping the Buddha, bend the waist and expose the begonias to the ground; At the place of incense, stretch out your fingers, and the jade shoots in the smoke cage are thin to the sky. Standing under the wind and smelling the fragrance of the skin, the sweetness is outside the musk orchid; According to the upstream, it is dense between the clouds and mist. Truly peerless beauty, let out the dust fairy!

When Li Hou saw it, he shook his head and tail unconsciously, revealing a lot of joyful ugliness. From ancient times: "Two things are dwarfed, and they are more and more ugly." "That friend was neat and tidy, and with this puppet standing beside him, he felt handsome and handsome.

Mrs. He and Miss met each other, what did they not like? It was allowed that night. Yes, Hou immediately sent the appointment to the door, chose an auspicious day, the same lantern sedan chair, and married into the door.

After entering the room, Miss He squinted at the starry eyes and looked at the groom, pitiful two pearls, unconsciously pouring down from the autumn waves.

Lihou knew that he was here again, and thought in his heart: "The one in front of me was only pampered by him when I entered the door, so he was not restrained later." As the old saying goes: 'The bride of the three dynasties, the child of the confinement, do not let him get used to it.' 'My husband will begin this day. When he had made up his mind, he asked the maid to bring a cup, poured a cup and sent it over. Miss He caged her hands, but she didn't answer.

Li Hou said: "Giving a glass of wine is a great gift for relatives, why don't you accept it?" The first time I sent something to you, I was pretending like this, and then how did I behave as a person? Don't take it yet! Although Miss He was resentful, seeing that his words were serious, she had to reach out and take it and put it on the table.

The joint label has never been just a dip in the hands to make a meaning, and later it was originally eaten by the groom. Lihou just wanted to rectify the husband's gang, and saw that he didn't accept it at first, but then he took it after listening to a few hard words, knowing that it could be controlled, and now he really wants him to eat. He said to a maid: "Send you to persuade you to drink, and if there is one drop left, I will beat you with fifty whips!" ”

When the maid heard this, she walked over and handed the cup to Miss He. The young lady took it, but she didn't eat it. Lihou called a maid to test the wine, and saw if it was dry. The maid looked at it and replied, "Not a drop has been moved." Lihou became angry, and called the drinker to come and say, "Aren't you afraid of the master of the house!" As the old saying goes, 'Take my bowl and serve me.'" 'I have money for you, and I am afraid that you will not be able to do so!' If you refuse to listen to the wine for a while, how will I send you to do things later! "Tell the wine inspector to tear down and beat fifty hard," "Hit lightly, and you will be asked to pay ten times!" The wine tester was afraid that he would affect himself, so he dragged it down, took a leather whip, and beat him fiercely.

Miss He knew that he was shocking herself, and she thought in her stomach: "I fell into the trap of people today, and I don't think I can get out, so I might as well be a weak person. A person who is always going to die, why should he be angry for him? When he saw that the maid was beating in a bitter place, he stopped and said, "Don't fight, I'll just eat." Seeing that he was afraid of the law, Lihou turned his face and asked the maid to change a glass of hot wine and send it over himself.

Miss He was afraid of being angry, and secondly, because she was married to a bandit, she was resentful, so she simply took the wine as the opposite, received it, and did it in two or three bites. Lihou thought that he had a plan, and he was overjoyed, and he just sent it one by one. Miss He's amount was not high, and after three cups, she didn't feel drunk.

Lihou slowly rocked the boat to catch drunken fish, and this night of marriage was very different from the scene of blowing out the lights and groping in the dark before. Miss He was drunk, and secondly, she put a dead word in her chest, and she actually treated her body as a corpse, and she was not even very aware of the smell of the three strange fragrances. After the injury, he slept until dawn.

When I got up the next day, I combed my hair. So he asked the maid, "I heard that he had married a house in advance, why is he not seeing him now?" The maid said: "Reading the scriptures and reciting the Buddha in the study, I will never come again." Miss He asked again, "Why do you go to read the scriptures and recite the Buddha?" The maid said: "I don't know why, after being a parent for a month, I initiated this wish, and the head of the family said a thousand words, and I couldn't persuade him." Miss He understood. When it was time to sleep at night, he deliberately rejoiced and said to Lihou: "I heard that Miss Zou is reading the scriptures over there, and I will go to see him tomorrow, what is your heart?" Before Lihou married, he had said a big thing in front of him, but now that he answered, he couldn't wait to send Miss He to see him, so as to show his majesty, so he agreed: "That's right." But she said that Miss Zou heard that he had married a newcomer, and she was happy for her own family and worried about others, so she thought to herself: "I have a nose, and others have a nose; I have eyes, and others have eyes. Only unless they are as ugly and smelly as him can they look at each other; If you have a little color and a little smell of fragrance, will you be safe? When it was time to get married, I called a few maids in advance to put up a pond report, "Look at whether the characters are good or not, whether the character is good or not, whether the two are compatible or not, if you have something to say, come and report me." "I saw that the marriage came into the door, and the first report said that he was very iconic; The second reported that he sat down with the bridegroom and drank without refusal; The third reported that the two of them went to bed drunk, slept peacefully until dawn, and now freshened up there.

Miss Zou was shocked: "Good cultivation, good morality, and a saint among women, I can't learn from him for a thousand." On the third day, a maid took an incense candle felt sheet and came to inform her in advance: "The bride wants to come to worship the Buddha and see the eldest mother." Miss Zou ordered to prepare tea and serve it. In less than a moment, I saw from afar that Li Hou took the newcomer's hand, swayed over, sent the newcomer into the Buddhist hall, and stood in front of the door to watch him worship the Buddha; glanced at Miss Zou again to see if he was angry. Who would have thought that Miss He would face the Guanyin throne, like a monk and nun worshipping and confessing, clasping her palms once, kneeling down and kowtowing a head, clapping her palms three times in a row, kowtowing three times, not at all like the etiquette of a woman's family.

When Li Hou saw it, he was a little surprised at first. I saw that after worshipping the Buddha, he got up and said to Miss Zou, "Is this Master Zou?" The maid said, "Exactly." Miss He said, "Such a master, please sit upright and let the disciple take his head." So he pulled a chair and put it on it, and asked Miss Zou to sit down and bow down. Not only did Miss Zou refuse to sit down, but she didn't even teach him to worship.

was pulling and swaying over there, only to see Lihou shouting: "Nonsense! He was just unfortunate to be a housewife, and he was relegated to the cold palace. He who said that he would marry you to be right, but now he is only a sister, so is there any reason to worship him? So unambitious! Miss He replied: "I am an apprentice to worship the master today, not a little to worship the aunt, don't admit the wrong idea." ”

After speaking, as if he had worshiped the Buddha at first, he had been with Nan three times, and Miss Zou also replied to him in the same way.

After the worship, the two sat down oppositely.

After eating a cup of tea, Miss He began to talk: "Master is above, although the disciple is a mortal, he was born with good intentions, but because of the heavy sins in the previous life, he fell into the plan of a traitor in this life. Now I also learn from the master to turn back, willing to worship as a disciple, accompany you to read the scriptures and recite the Buddha, and dare to leave half a step. If someone comes to harass the disciple, the disciple will try this stinky skin to get acquainted with him, and he will also end up premature. Miss Zou said, "The bride said it was bad." My idea of cultivation has been stored for a long time, and it is not caused by excitement. Besides, I had no relationship with the Que family in my previous life, and as soon as I entered the door, I had the intention of being a fool, so I retreated to the quiet room and waited for the virtuous. I heard that the bride and the head of the family were very happy, and now it was the time for the newlywed Yan'er, how could she say such reluctantly words? I am now happy with the bride, but I can keep my ears clean, and if the bride is like this, the ashram in the future will become a scene, and even the Three Jewels will not be able to get along. And when he had finished speaking, he stood up and was about to send him out.

Miss Ho is willing to go! Lihou stood outside, and when he heard these words, he was so angry that he was cold. At first, he suspected that he was talking a cliché, but when he saw Miss Zou persuading him not to leave, he realized that he was sincere, so he scolded him angrily and said: "Okay**! Before I could walk through the door, I was overwhelmed. Why do you have to stay here? Do I have thorns in me? Don't go yet! He said: "Don't dream! I, a person like a flower and jade, stayed with you for two nights, and it was also a great favor, and the depth of the sea was like a thousand baths, so I jumped in the Yellow River and took a thousand baths, and I couldn't get rid of the filth on my body, and you were hooked tightly. Do you still want to defile me? "Although Lihou has been spoken by Miss Zou a few times before, he still has needles hidden in the cotton and thorns in the mud, how can he be scolded like this?

Besides, after Miss He entered the door, she was careful repeatedly, teaching to raise a glass and teaching to eat wine, only to say that it was a round and pinched plaque, and now she suddenly launched a prestige, and the virgin became a rabbit, how can the Hou of the Church bear it? Miss He didn't finish speaking, so he clenched his fist in advance and waited, and simply waited for him to say what he wanted, and then started. At this time, unconsciously, Miss He's green silk hair had been grabbed in his hands, scolding and beating. Scared Miss Zou to tremble, only saying that such a delicate-skinned person could withstand a hammer-like fist? I had to fight for my life.

Whoever wants to scold will scold hard, but if he hits lightly, he will do it fiercely, and his heart will be good.

After hitting a dozen hollow fists, one or two never came to him, so he deliberately relaxed his hand, so that when he got out, he scolded and walked out. Miss Ho broke free and cried bitterly.

The true colors of the woman with a big bottom can only be seen in that anxious season, when she is calm and hesitant, which one will not make some coquettish voices and pretend to be charming? When the inspection point is not reached, the true appearance will be revealed.

When Miss He entered the door to worship the Buddha, Miss Zou saw him from the head to the soles of his feet, which was really abnormal. The cloud bun on his head was as big as an ice tray, and it was so black and lovely, I don't know how many grates he used to make it; At this time, he was scattered by Lihou and put on it, but it was as long as his body, and he didn't have half a wig.

As for the crying, though intense, there was not a single sound of the flute; There are cry marks all over the face, and I can't wash away some of the powder. All kinds of sadness and bitterness are all the charm in the painting, the lightness in the poem, and the unintentional exposure, even if you have the heart, you can't do it. Miss Zou didn't say anything, but thought about it in her heart: "I often feel sorry for myself in the mirror, I only say that I have a little bit of a posture, but now that I see him, it is really a pearl in front of me, which is filthy." Such a peerless beauty is still in the hands of the villagers, and we should be the ones who should be it. After thinking about it for a while, he tried his best to persuade him and teach him to comb his hair anew. The two talked to each other and hit it off at first sight.

In the evening, Lihou asked the maid to ask him not to go, so he had to come to Yuanjing by himself, sing and kneel, call his sister to call his mother, and the ugly piles were all done, and Miss He just didn't know. Later, he couldn't get pestered, and he took out a razor from his sleeve and wanted to kill him. Lihou was afraid that something would happen, so he had to hand him over to Miss Zou, and Yang Ni Buddha persuaded Tu Buddha that if the official committee of the palm seal did not come, he would have to ask your old official to be reinstated.

said that Miss He's appearance is really one or two percent higher than Miss Zou, but she is only a literary talent in her belly, and the skills in her hands are not as good as one ten-thousandth of Miss Zou. From his reading of the scriptures and reciting the Buddha, it was a false name; Learning from him to write and read is a practical thing. He loves Zou Zhicai, Zou loves He Zhixiang, the two of them made a couple without eggs, and Que Lihou was jealous next to him with his eyes open.

After staying up for half a year, I didn't see any business, and I thought about it: "Look at this situation, both of them are not familiar with each other, and they are both widows, can they teach me to be an heir?" It is necessary to marry a room, which is called three times. The two in front of him can't blame him, one is talented and thoughtful, and the other is good-looking, I didn't want to come to him. Now that I have done two tricks, I also understand, I will ask for it in the future, only to find the illiterate, rough and stupid, as long as you can be a family, you can give birth to a son, why do you need to get the painting on the book to wear out yourself? "The calculation is settled, and I go to ask the matchmaker to pay again.

The matchmaker said: "It is difficult to have talent and appearance, if you want to be honest and stupid, why do you need to find it?" I have it all in my belly. It's just that a big family like you must have some blessings and talents to be able to afford it. Now Yuan Jinshi's family has two small families, one surnamed Zhou and the other surnamed Wu. The surname Zhou is extremely blessed and talented, and the surname Wu is talented and good-looking, whichever one you want. Li Hou said: "I was made to death by talented and good-looking, and I also had a headache when I heard these two words, don't talk about it, it's just the surname Zhou." It's just that you have to look past it before it can be done. The matchmaker said: "I'll talk about it first, and I'll wait for you to come tomorrow." "The two agreed, and the matchmaker actually went to Yuan's house.

But he said that the two small ones of the Yuan family were very proud of Yuan Jinshi. Although Zhou's appearance is not very gorgeous, he is also dignified; It's just that the temperament is not good, and some unsatisfactory people will seek death and life. As for the one surnamed Wu, Mo said that the Zhou family is not as good as him, that is, the two young ladies married by the Que family, those who have talent have no appearance, and those who have appearance have no talent, only unless the two of them are made together, can they defeat him.

Yuan Jinshi's wife is extremely jealous, because her husband dotes on these two children, she was angry in the past, and now she takes her husband into Beijing to make a selection, and she wants to go out together to put an end to future disasters. Hearing that the Que family wanted to meet the Zhou family, and there was another person who wanted to meet the Wu family, Mrs. Yuan was overjoyed, so she made an appointment to come together tomorrow.

Li Hou did something bad because of the previous central people, but this time he didn't pretend, but he actually recruited himself.

The next day, I walked to Yuan's house, and happened to meet the person who played the Feng and fell in love with the Wu family, and when I heard that the gift had been paid, I made an appointment to marry the next day.

Li Hou said: "The day of the selection is naturally not bad, if I get along, it will be tomorrow." When he walked into the middle hall and sat for a while, the matchmaker asked Zhou to come out and let him be tested from head to toe.

Men and women are careful, but women and men are not hasty. Zhou glanced at Lihou twice, unconsciously changed his face, and walked in angrily.

The matchmaker asked Li Hou if he liked it, and Li Hou said: "Although I can't see the talent, there are some blessings, but I still think he is a Peugeot, and it would be good to reduce his posture by a few points." The matchmaker said: "The eunuch family, since you have passed each other, it is not good to succeed, I advise you to marry back." ”

Lihou had to hand over the financial gifts and go back by himself, just waiting for tomorrow to be married.

But Zhongshi used to be at home, and I heard people say that there was a rich man surnamed Que, who was born very ugly and had the name of "Que is incomplete". Zhou said: "I have so many scenery on my body, when will I pass by the door and teach us to go out and have a look." "This time, the matchmaker came to kiss, only to say that there is a wealthy prime minister, not to say that the surname Que is not surnamed Que, and it is ugly or ugly. In the season of time, Zhou saw that there was a lot of scenery on his face, so he was a little suspicious, and it was not easy to ask, so he only scolded the matchmaker and said: "I'm afraid that there is no one in the yang world, so I want to go to the underworld to lead the ghost to the face?" The matchmaker said: "Don't be mistaken, he is the first rich man in Jingzhou City, called Que Lihou, and there is no place that is not famous." When Zhou heard this, he got up and said, "I'd rather die than marry him, and return the financial gifts!" ”

Mrs. Yuan said: "I am in charge, don't say that such a person is called Huazi, and I am not afraid that you will not go!" Zhou didn't dare to talk to the eldest mother, so he had to swallow his anger and go into the room.

There are many uneven things in the world. The Zhou family has suffering here. Wu couldn't be happy over there. He is not more than thirty years old, he was born with an abnormal standard, and he is a famous talent, and Wu likes to read his poems on weekdays. At this time, when he saw that his relatives were done, he was so unhappy, he only blamed him for not marrying that night, and there was a night of love missing in his hundred years, so he had to sleep with his clothes for one night, stay up until the next day, and get up early to make up.

I don't want to send a housekeeper to return the gift, saying that when I came to the picture yesterday, I only knew that it was a squire, and I didn't ask which one was a scholar, and I didn't go back to check the tooth record carefully, and I knew that it was the same year as his father, how could it be reasonable for a nephew to marry an aunt? When the lady saw that he was right, she had to return the gift to him.

Wu was so happy that he combed a bride's head in vain, but there was nowhere to use it. After stopping for a while, the sedan chair of the Que family arrived, and the matchmaker went to ask Zhou to get on the sedan chair, but she saw that the door was closed and she couldn't open it again. The matchmaker only said that he was contrived and asked the lady to attack him. Whoever wanted to knock on it could not open it, nor should he call it, until he pried open the door and looked, and he felt pity for a blessed woman, who turned into a dead ghost who had not been made, and hung high on a beam, and did not know when she would be hanged.

The lady panicked, and discussed with the matchmaker: "If I send him out, the master will come back tomorrow, but it will be a little stingy; Now that people are dying, there will be an atmosphere in the future, how can it be done? The matchmaker said: "When the master came back, he only said that he died of illness." Could he have opened the coffin and examined the body? Mrs. said: "No one else in my family is willing to hide it, only the goblin of the Wu family, where can he keep his mouth shut?" The matchmaker thought for a while and said, "I have a way to do both worlds here." On the other side, the woman is in a hurry to marry, and the man refuses to marry; On the other hand, the man wants to marry, and the woman dies and has no marry. According to my idea, it is better to wait for me to tell a lie, only to say that a certain minister has checked again, not the same year, and now he still wants to marry, he will naturally get into the sedan chair, and actually married him to the Zhou family and the Que family. The Que family hired an ugly one, but it's good, are you willing to retreat? It's that when the Wu family got over there, although he was frightened when he got out of the sedan chair, he had to curse me a few times in his stomach, could he run back and talk to you? In addition to a great harm for you, and save him from learning to speak later, wouldn't it be two poops? When the lady heard of this clever plan, she was about to kill with joy, so she urged the matchmaker to lie. Wu is a person who is bent on marrying, hearing this, he is still suspicious, walks out of the embroidery room, bows his wife a few times, and does not look back, but goes to the sedan chair.

When he was carried to Que's house, he saw that the bridegroom was not the same as yesterday. He was a very clever man, and without thinking about it, he knew that it was the trick of the matchmaker and his wife.

He pondered in his heart and said, "If it comes, it will be safe." As long as you think of a wonderful way to come out and keep you safe tonight, you can calculate and get out. "Just keep your head down, think about your ideas, and don't show some troubles.

Lihou yesterday was the one, and he thought he had a little more appearance, afraid that he would be angry when he came back, and he knew that he was changed again, and when he got out of the sedan chair, the newlyweds were not very panicked, but scared the groom so much that he couldn't possess his body, and thought in his heart: "I don't believe that the woman's family will change, only one night, and a lot of marking." I don't know what karma I have created and I have violated the Lord, so I can only wear these good women to destroy me. I was resentful over there, but I saw Wu turn back to Zhu Yan, open the mouth, and ask calmly: "Isn't your family surnamed Que?" Li Hou replied to him: "Exactly." Wu said: "May I ask what kind of enmity did the matchmaker have with you yesterday, and he would manipulate you with such a poisonous hand?" Li Hou said: "He just wants me a few taels of money, so what's the grievance?" It's a good thing to marry someone, and it's not called manipulating me. Wu said: "There is a big disaster in your family, and you still say that it is not at the mercy?" Li Hou was shocked: "What is the disaster? Wu said: "Which one did you hire yesterday, do you know what his surname is?" Lihou said: "Your surname is Zhou, why don't I know?" Wu said: "I admit that I am wrong, my surname is Wu, and that one is surnamed Zhou." Now that the surname Zhou has been forced to death by you, teach me to beg for his life. When Li Hou heard this, his eyes stood up with fright, and he stood up and asked, "What is the reason for this?" Wu said: "He and I are both the pets of Master Yuan, but because my wife was jealous, I took him out to elect officials, concealed it from the head of the family, and wanted to get rid of us." I don't want you to meet him yesterday, and another person comes to meet me, and they all make appointments, and they all say that they will marry tomorrow. I agreed with Zhou to keep the festival for the old man, just waiting for the sedan chair to arrive, and the two of them both looked for death. I didn't want Zhou's temperament to be too anxious, so I couldn't wait for the next day, and I hanged myself last night. I don't know which one leaked the news, and the person should be created, knowing that I am going to seek death, I called someone to return the gift in advance. When the sedan chair arrived, my wife taught me to replace him, but I refused. I had to hang myself too. The matchmaker came to persuade: "Since you want to die, it's useless to die at home, the Que family is a famous rich man, you might as well marry and die in his house, and wait for the master to come back and talk, can't he share his two lives?" Therefore, I will marry according to him, one for my husband to observe the festival, the second for Zhou's revenge, and the third for you to ask for a valuable coffin, so that you can save yourself from dying in his house, and then throw your body into the bone. After speaking, he untied the silk silk around his waist, tied it around his neck, and strangled him to death. When he didn't finish speaking, Lihou was so frightened that his hands and feet were shaken, and when he saw him making this trap, how could he not panic? While holding on, he shouted: "Everyone is here to help!" Frightened, those family servants and servants rushed to come without feet, standing around, pulling and persuading, so that the Wu family could not move.

Li Hou knelt down and said, "Grandma Wu, Mrs. Yuan, I have no grievances with you in the past life, and I have no enmity in this life, why did you come to harm me?" I don't dare to stay with each other now, so I will send you the original sedan chair to transfer, and I don't dare to return any gifts, just ask you to wait for Master Yuan to come back, make it convenient for me, don't sue, wait for me to send some silver to ask for sin. Wu said: "You just send me around, and my wife refuses to be compatible, and she still wants to get rid of me, and I will have to die." From ancient times: 'It is better to sit in one house than to go to three houses.' 'Just the pleasure of dying here. ”

Lihou didn't have an idea, so he just kowtowed and begged him to have a way to live. Wu deliberately hesitated for a while before agreeing: "If I want to save you, unless I use an ambush to slow down, I can protect your net worth." Li Hou said: "What's the matter? Wu said: "My lord has elected an official, and he will come back soon, and it is also a visible day." But find another house, hide me in it, and send me to the door when he returns. I told him in detail, saying that the Zhou family was forced to kill by the eldest mother, and he didn't do anything about you. You only dared to come to me because you misheard the matchmaker's words and said that it was the master's idea; When I came and told me why, he did not dare to come near, and kept me in a place until he came back and returned me.

He loved me very much, and when he saw me say this, not only did he not manipulate you, but he also thanked you inexhaustibly, and some evil was gone. When Li Hou heard this, he kowtowed a few times before he got up and said, "Don't wait to find a house, I have a quiet room, and there are two women at home, who can be companions, and send you over to settle down." After speaking, he called a few maids: "Send Grandma Wu to the study quickly." But he said that the two young ladies Zou and He heard that he had married a newcomer again, and they had to call the maid to be a spy like before.

Who would have thought that those maids heard the head of the house shouting for help, and everyone came to help the poor, so they had time to gossip? The two waited silently, guessing riddles over there, only to see many maids surrounding a woman who loved to kill people and walked into the pass, first worshiped the Buddha, and then saluted with the two before sitting down. The two of them asked: Today is the best time, why didn't the bride go to the cave room to flower candles, but came to this ominous place? When Wu first entered the door, he didn't know that these two were girls or concubines, and when he heard this, he didn't want to be empty, so he agreed: "The place where the Sangha is offered is called the blessed land, why is it ominous?" I came to die this time, and tonight is called Death Day, and it is not a good time. The words of the two of them are all left. ”

When the two saw that his words were fierce, they knew that he was a middle-aged person. After a few more words, he got up and asked the maid to ask carefully. The maid told the story of the beginning, and the two of them said: "This is also a way to get out, but it is more clever than the two of us." ”

Wu took advantage of the time when he asked the maid, and also pulled one behind his back and asked, "Are these two the heads of the family private?" The maid also told the origin of the two. Wu smiled secretly: "It turns out that he is also a person from the past, and it is also thanks to him that he found this place to avoid Qin." After asking on both sides, they still sat together, not as polite as before, everyone talked about their henchmen as a bunch of words, not only sympathizing with each other, but also helping each other in the same boat. Miss Zou rhymed with him and got a friend. Miss He was coquettish with him and made a pair of jade figures. The three were married before the Buddha. Later, it was like a day.

After a while, I heard that Yuan Jinshi had made up for the foreign official and was going to come back to take the family to take office. The two young ladies Zou and He said: "You are now back to Zhao, but you should not go to hell, and still be a heavenly person." It's just that my two beads sink to the bottom of the sea, and I don't expect to be able to get out in this life, so I have to cultivate an afterlife. Wu said: "I went back to see Yuan Lang, praised the talent of the two of you, and told you about the grievances of the two of you. If I have the chance, I will surely bring you both together to heaven, and I will never teach you to suffer here. "Although the two people don't deserve it, they also have this in their hearts.

After a while, Lihou visited Yuan Jinshi, so he called a sedan chair and personally sent Wu to the door. I was afraid that Yuan Jinshi would attack him, so I didn't dare to submit a name post first, and waited for the Wu family to go in to explain before we could meet.

Wu saw Yuan Jinshi, cried in advance, and then complained, saying that the eldest mother forced him to marry, and he had to rely on it. After speaking, he grabbed Yuan Jinshi's sleeve, and couldn't cry sadly.

It's just that Yuan Jinshi came back and didn't see him, and he didn't know how to cry; When I saw him at this time, I didn't know how to rejoice. Who thought that when he was in Beijing, his family rushed to report the news, and the two actions of the Zhou family and the Wu family were already clear in his chest.

At this time, when he saw Wu complaining, he just ignored it, and when he saw Wu sad, he just sneered, and waited for him to cry and live by himself, and did not persuade him. Wu only said that because he was in the front hall, he was afraid that people would see him, and it would not be good to show his child's appearance, so he lowered his head and walked inside.

Yuan Jinshi said: "Stand! I don't go in. You are a man of knowledge and reason, and you do not hear about the things that are difficult to recover. Why did you not die, when you were going to someone else's house? Now that you say that you live in a house with him, you will teach me to go and check the accounts? But because the man surnamed Que was born ugly and went the wrong way, you turned to me; But if you marry the man who draws the riches, I will redeem you with money, but I am afraid that I will not turn it. After saying these words, he said to his family: "Is there anyone in the Que family outside?"

Tell him to come and get it. The family said: "The surname Que is now outside, asking to see the master." ”

Yuan Jinshi said: "Please come in." "The family went to invite Lihou.

Lihou was very worried at first, but when he heard the word "please", his heart was a little relieved, and he only said that it was convenient for Wu to say for him, so he boldly walked in and gave a salute to Yuan Jinshi.

Yuan Jinshi sat down, and without waiting for Lihou to speak, he said first: "Leave those ominous things, and the students will know about them." Although she is not a jealous woman, it is also because these two **s have two hearts, so there are matchmakers who go out to match. The brothers only said that it was the meaning of the student, so they came to meet him. Zhou's death is his own lifeline, and he has nothing to do with his brother. As for Wu's marriage, although it was a trick of a traitor, it was also a long-cherished relationship between my brother and him in his previous life, so he had no intention of making do. The student is not to blame the brother now, the brother can be brought back quickly, and he should not be taught to come to the door in the future to spoil the dignity of the student. He said on the one hand, and Lihou called it "Qingtian" on the other hand.

After speaking, Lihou repeatedly excused himself and said: "How dare you bear the old gentleman's pet in his later life?" ”

Yuan Jinshi changed his face and said: "Since you know my beloved pet, you shouldn't have married him in the first place; Now that you are marrying back, and after a while, you will send it back to me, are you deliberately humiliating me? ”

Li Hou panicked and said, "How dare you be late?" I was gracious to the old gentleman and taught the late student to take it, but he thought the late student was ugly and unwilling to obey, so he had to be angry when he took it back. Wai Jinshi went back to the room and said to Wu: "You listen to me, since ancient times: 'Red face is thin. A woman like you deserves a man like this. If you die in my house, this old saying will be gone. If you go back with him now, you can be a family with peace of mind, or you may have children and ask for some bargains for the rest of your life; If you are still noisy and refuse to live in peace, you will only be like the Zhou family in the future, a ghost on the beam. Don't say that if you die one, you will die ten, and no one will avenge you. After speaking, he said to Li Hou: "Brother Que, please don't send it, and the students won't send it." ”

He arched his hands, and without looking back, he walked in.

Wu was still crying and crying, refusing to go out, and he couldn't be dragged by many family members and stuffed him into a sedan chair. At first, the majesty came, and now the interest is gone.

When he arrived at Que's house, he didn't raise his head, but went to the study. Lihou grabbed it and said, "I can't go now." At first, I didn't dare to marry for you, but I was frightened by your life and wanted to protect my family; Second, when I see that you are a little more marked, I am afraid that I will be angry. Now that the corpse owner and the murderer have said face to face, they only need to get a license, are they afraid of any human life? It's just that the appearance doesn't match, just now Huangjia Jinshi has paid for it personally, the beautiful wife should have been married to an ugly husband, it was published on the gold plate, there is nothing to be angry about, please come straight and get married. ”

The number of paths in Wu's heart is usually very much, and Yuan Jinshi's five or six sentences have blocked all his paths. Now there is nothing feasible, he took the sheep by the hand, did not make a sound, and dragged into the room.

The joy of Lihou's marriage this night is different from the intoxicating situation of bondage, and it is really getting better. From then on, I was afraid that the Wu family would escape, so I locked the main door of the study, leaving only a drum to deliver tea and rice. The two young ladies Zou and He cut off the red dust from Wu, so they had to talk about their heartfelt songs by the drum.

Although Wu's body was restrained by him, he was just unwilling in his heart, and thought about it over and over again: "He has married three newcomers, and both of them have escaped, is it only me who should suffer?" They were cleaners and taught me to be maggots. I'm going to have to find a way to get them over, and everyone will share some of the stench. It's three nights and one night, and there are two nights to take care of your nose. After the calculation was decided, he said to Lihou: "Not only will I be at ease now, and I will follow you for life, but I will also go to the study and recruit those two who are stubborn and unconvinced for you, so that I can see my means." Lihou said: "You have come to calculate and get out again." I don't expect the roe deer to take the deer and the rabbit, but I'm afraid that even the hunting dogs will not be allowed to return to the hometown, I have been deceived several times, and now I don't go to the water's edge to release turtles. Wu cursed, "If I lie to you, teach me how!"

You open the door tomorrow, and when I go over and persuade him, you will clean up the house and wait, and you will come as soon as you are dragged in. But there is a word to be given to you, and you must not refrain from it. There are only three bedrooms, but six beds. Lihou said, "What do you want to do?" Wu said: "I'll tell you honestly, these smells on your body are actually unpleasant. Since ancient times, it is convenient to be with others and convenient for yourself. When they come, everyone makes a rule, one room for the night, but they are allowed to be in the same room, not to be co-bed, only to the moment when the time is important, and only two beds to rest in the free season, this is a long-term way. When Li Hou heard this, he laughed and said, "You are willing to say this, it is a way to get out."

This is all that is. When I got up the next day, I opened the study early, and while tidying up the room, I taught Wu to be a lobbyist. However, it was said that when the two young ladies Zou and He saw the Wu family coming, they actually became a submissive husband and wife with Lihou, and after a long time, they did not make a sound. Although the two of them were not jealous, they felt a little remorseful. It's not that I regret anything else, he said that one of us is talented and the other is good-looking, but in the end we are not as talented and beautiful as him, one is two, and we still live with him, we are half a head, what are we angry with him? At the beginning, those actions were actually something that could be done and could not be done. Both of them had this kind of meaning first, and Wu's lobbyists were naturally easy to do. When this day comes, you are happy and I am happy, and I don't need to say. After gossiping for a while, Wu said to the two: "I came here today, and I want to talk about it, and you two must not listen." ”

The two said: "Except for one thing that can't be heard, the rest are all obedient." Wu said: "If you can't listen to it, you can see people's feelings, easy things, that won't do it?" But all the righteous brothers in the world will share in blessings and sufferings, and since the day before yesterday they were not forsaken by the two of them, and they made an alliance with me with gold and stones, and now I am unfortunate that I cannot escape, and I am detained by him there to suffer, you have all tasted it, don't you know? Now please come over, everyone will receive some of it, and save me from killing me, and you will still not be able to live in peace. The two said: "You said that you would surpass us to heaven, but now you want to drag people to hell, and you can say it." Wu said: "I also count on heaven, just because there is a person who said that this hell should be for us to sit on, and he broke it, and now he is willing to be a person in hell." The two of you are like me, you have no division in heaven and destiny in hell, so I have come and pulled you to sit together. He said Yuan Jinshi's words to persuade him that "a red face is naturally thin, and a beautiful wife should be matched with an ugly husband", and said: "He said these words exactly right, if the two don't believe it, just compare me."

You have never married a good husband, and you are still angry when you meet such a person; What kind of talent and appearance is the man in front of me, if I rely on him for life, even if I am not a lady of the command, I will also be a concubine of Wusha, and I will have no complaints. Why did my aunt force me out, and the matchmaker wanted to coax me over, and now I got to this point. That's it, what kind of talent and what kind of appearance is the person who came to me that day, if I marry in the past, although I don't dare to call myself a beautiful woman, I will be worthy of talent, and I will naturally be proud. Who thinks that he can't be married by himself, but it has become a good thing for others, and now I have no way to go by mistake. I don't think the good husband of the world will have to use it with a good woman, so I have to try it on you and coax you. If you and I married him by mistake, we would still say that it was an accidental mistake, and now we are wrong to three, and it is not called an accident; If he marries one or two good ones, and says that he is not blessed, and now marries three of them the same, it is not called unblessed. In the end, it was you and I who created evil obstacles in our previous lives, so we sent this ghost and incomplete person to the yang world to destroy you and me. Now everyone admits the bad luck and waits for him to wear off. When Wu first walked, he first pinched one of his two hands, and then walked as if he was walking leisurely, talking and walking, and said that at about the same time, he had reached the junction of both sides of the study door, and inadvertently pulled him, and the bodies of the two people were already outside the main door, and the flowing water had to turn back and go in, and he didn't want the main door to be locked by the maid. This is a trap predetermined by Wu.

The two of them were shocked: "How can this be done? That's it, let's discuss and discuss, think of a long-term strategy, and slowly reply, how to pinch people in their fists and do it hard? Wu said: "Don't bother with you, I have already thought of a long-term strategy." The guys who smell the fragrance and hide the smell are all ready-made over there, and you don't leave it, it's definitely not like before when there was only air intake and no air out. The two asked what the plan was, and Wu said the words of the same room again, and the two of them agreed. When they entered the room, there were two beds, and a table was placed in between, and there was an incense burner and spoon on the table. Lihou will also flatter, buy seven or eight catties of instant incense in each room, and burn them to cover up their own filth. From then on, these three women burned incense and offered them as bodhisattvas, and they didn't dare to come close to him to blaspheme him except for that moment. From Zou to what, then where to Wu, one night, over and over again, let him go and come, but he was so happy that he didn't eat jealously. Within a few years, each of the three had a son. The son was born strangely, not like a father, just like a mother, all of them are delicate and delicate. I don't need to invite Mr., it's all taught by my mother. I have never been out of the department before, and then it is generally unprecedented, and those who go to school go to school, those who are in the middle of the lift, and those who pay tribute. Lihou only had a bad appearance and fell to the point that his three wives would take care of him, and he was not very willing to consume his essence and blood, so he lived until he was eighty years old before he died.

Isn't this the evidence that a beautiful wife should be married to an ugly husband? I hope that the beauties of the world will put this novel on their desks from time to time, and when they are troubled, they will take it and read it, saying that although my talent is extremely high, it is just like Miss Zou; Although she looks extremely beautiful, she just looks like Miss He; It's just doing both, and it's just like the Wu family. They usually marry such husbands, and they usually live those days, and they never see them fly into the sky or drill into the ground, and they only have to stay up for a moment or two every night, and those moments or two are easy to endure. Or if you get a good seed, the cheapness of the second half of the life will not be broken. Or although the husband is ugly, he is not ugly to the point of being incomplete, as long as the appearance is one or two points better, the filth is less than two kinds, and the ink is one or two drops more, he must be regarded as Pan An and Song Yu, and must not be blamed.

I've finished my tricks of taking Jindan, and the medicine bag is going to be packed up, so you don't want to listen to it or not, and don't do my business. But there are a few words to pay those foolish husbands: they must be at ease when they marry you, and you must also cherish the blessings when you marry him. You must know that the best woman in the world, even the best of the best, is not blessed, what kind of person am I, and I can be worthy of him? Except for the important work at that moment, there is no choice but to blaspheme less, and the rest of the season, you must burn incense and make offerings as a bodhisattva, do not smoke him, do not offend him with evil words, so respectful, it will naturally be like Que Lihou, and it will be planted well.

Don't make this novel a pretext and say that these good women were taught by God to wear him down, and they are not afraid to go there! Know that you are not the only man who wears down a good woman; Nor is this the way to wear out a good woman. In case the king of Hades did not imprison him for life, he either cursed you to marry or killed him to harm you, these two things were done by the red-faced woman.

Que Lihou only accumulated virtue for generations, and he would provide for beautiful women, so he later got this good reward. Otherwise, it only takes one Yuan Jinshi to turn his face and hook him.

My novel is only about marriage, not that every husband and wife in the world is like this. As long as you know that it is natural for a beautiful wife to match an ugly husband, it is natural for a talented man to match a beautiful woman. We should be at peace with what is normal, and be cautious when we are changing. This time it's the norm, and there's another time it's changing, just below, and there's another general breakdown.