Emperor Chongzhen sneered.

Speaking of which, I just gave birth to a daughter last night, and today is the time to be happy, so I really shouldn't kill too many people.

If a son was born last night, I am afraid that there will be an amnesty for the whole world to show the meaning of the whole world's celebration.

It's just that those bastards in Shaanxi don't deserve this opportunity.

If it weren't for them, Shaanxi would be in chaos?

Although the original Emperor Chongzhen in history was able to toss, after receiving Li Yingqi and Ma Maocai's recital saying that a tragedy of cannibalism had occurred in Shaanxi, he also caressed it while suppressing it, and even took out the internal money.

You must know that the original Chongzhen Emperor in history was not the Chongzhen Emperor who crossed over, the fool who was fooled by the righteous men and gentlemen, but he didn't deal with the vassal king at that time, and he didn't attack the eight locust merchants.

In order to solve the salary of the border army, even the silverware in the palace was instructed by the fool to be taken out by the eunuch and sold for money.

Even in this case, didn't that fool still try his best to pull out money from his inner money to help Jixi?

But what about in the end?

Shaanxi, who couldn't survive, had a Li Zicheng, and finally forced Emperor Chongzhen, who used internal money to help Shaanxi, to hang himself on the coal mountain.

However, after Li Zicheng entered Beijing, he failed to get money from the treasury, but instead got tens of millions of taels of silver from the civil and military nobles.

Even if it is Emperor Chongzhen after the crossing, in the case of repeated orders, there are still people who dare to risk the disapproval of the world and run to get their hands on it.

If only the people sent by Jiannu Huang Taiji were to do things, it would be forgotten, but even Hu Tingyan, the governor of a province, deceived himself into believing that these thieves were all hungry people, and after the grain was harvested in the summer of the next year, they would naturally be disbanded, and he would not be disposed of at all.

In this case, do you still expect Emperor Chongzhen to spare them?

If they are spared, who can let Li Zicheng spare Emperor Chongzhen?

The more he thought about it, the more angry Emperor Chongzhen became, and simply looked at Wen Tiren and said, "I thought it was nothing, the eldest daughter of the emperor was born, and she needed the blood of these bastards to celebrate." ”

After speaking, Emperor Chongzhen directly ordered: "This matter will be presided over by Wen Aiqing, Dali Temple and the Criminal Department, the Ministry of Officials will be tried, and the Jinyi Wei and Dongchang will send personnel to observe the record, and then report the results to me."

In short, my request is just one point, kill what should be killed, flow what should flow, in short, not let go of a person who harms the people. ”

After Wen Tiren and Dali Siqing and the others bowed down, Emperor Chongzhen seemed to remember something, and continued: "There is also the Lantian County Order and some bastards who forced the people to rebel, although they themselves were killed by the hungry people, but I have already ordered someone to take their nine clans and send them to the front of the battle to be beheaded, so these people don't have to be held accountable." ”

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Wen Tiren and the ministers of the Manchu court were speechless for a while.

You have all slaughtered the nine clans of other people, these guys themselves have been chopped up by the rebels, and there is a fart that can be held accountable, and you can still give the king of Hades a holy decree and ask the king of Hades to deal with them again?

But the ministers in the court obviously still underestimated the lower limit of Emperor Chongzhen.

Or that Emperor Chongzhen didn't have this thing at all.

I don't know if it's a whim or an intention to scare people, Emperor Chongzhen really plans to give a decree to Lord Yama: "I heard that there is an emperor in the sky, there is an emperor in the world, and there is also a son of Yama in the underworld."

I am the son of the Emperor of Heaven, and I am a herdsman on behalf of the heavens, and the Yama of the underworld should also listen to my orders. Wang Chengen. ”

After Wang Chengen bowed down, Emperor Chongzhen continued: "Draft, Qin ordered the Ten Palaces Yama to send these bastards to the oil pot hell to be punished, the hell is not empty, and the punishment will not stop." ”

As soon as Emperor Chongzhen's words came out, let alone Wang Chengen, who was waiting to bow down and listen to his orders, even the ministers in the court were dumbfounded.

However, I have seen the matter of the Tang King and the Son of Heaven in the underworld in the book of the Journey to the West, which also involves the Dragon King or something.

But instead of giving an edict to the king of Hades, they discussed it on an equal footing, and the king of Tang was more respectful.

The key is that the life and death are thin, but there is a longevity of the Son of Heaven on it, and it seems that after death, he will go to the underworld first.

But this lord is good, and he is about to give an order to Lord Yama in the tone of his boss ordering his subordinates - it is really the birthday guy who eats arsenic, and he is impatient.

After repeated deliberation and deliberation, Wen Tiren bowed down and said: "Your Majesty, and don't mention the strange power of the gods, whether there is a Yama Heavenly Son of the Netherworld, it is not yet known, even if there is, Your Majesty should not issue an edict to the Yama Heavenly Son of the underworld." I ask Your Majesty to retract the order. ”

Shi Fenglai also came out of the class and said: "The minister asks Your Majesty to take back the order." ”

For a while, there was a voice of opposition in the hall - in addition to the old British princes and military generals, as well as Xu Xianchun and others who had always only obeyed the emperor's orders, the rest of the civil officials were basically against Emperor Chongzhen's will.

Emperor Chongzhen sneered in his heart.

Wen Tiren, Shi Fenglai, and some of these civil officials are probably really thinking about Emperor Chongzhen - you just sent an edict to the Son of the Underworld, in case you make the Son of the Underworld unhappy, change your lifespan, or you will die one day......

The rest, I'm afraid that I am not worried about myself, but worried about the existence of the king of Yama, and I happen to obey the edict of Emperor Chongzhen, in case one day I hang up and report to Yama, okay, the endless sword mountain, fire, sea and oil pot, tongue pulling hell punishment is waiting for me......

It hurts to think about it!

But this is also exactly the purpose of Emperor Chongzhen.

Since the strict punishment and strict law can't scare these bastard things, Lao Tzu simply added another lock to you, so that you will have to suffer after death, so I ask you if you are afraid?

Emperor Chongzhen, who had made up his mind, would still listen to the advice of Wen Tiren and other ministers? Dang even waved his hand and said: "Qing and the others don't need to persuade again, the edict to the Son of Heaven of Yama, I have made a decision." As for the Emperor of Heaven, I will naturally write a book when I worship the heavens. ”

After speaking, he said seductively: "Qing and others are attentive to state affairs, and I will also say in the edict of worshiping the heavens, Xu Qing and others will fly to the heavenly realm after a hundred years, isn't it beautiful?" ”

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You've made all this kind of, what else do you want us to say?

In desperation, Wen Tiren had to take a group of ministers to thank him first.

Emperor Chongzhen, who didn't have enough to do things and no limit for doing things, continued: "I can't spare the people who harm the people, but my eldest daughter was born, and I intend to let the people of the whole world also have fun." Wang Chengen drafted the purpose. ”

After Wang Chengen bowed down, Emperor Chongzhen continued: "His order, all the people of the world who have reached the age of 60 will be given ten catties of meat, ten catties of noodles, and ten catties of oil.

Where a daughter is born in the first year of Chongzhen, a piece of cloth will be rewarded.

This matter is based on the statistics of the county government in various places, and the Jinyi Wei review, and all the expenditures should be allocated by the internal funds. ”

Although Xiaobai Zhu Xiaosong's version of Emperor Chongzhen feels that he has an iron head, he is not afraid of the saying that he will go to hell after death - I kill corrupt officials for the sake of the people, and killing corrupt officials while living the people must be a matter of accumulating yin virtue, just go to hell or something and let the corrupt officials go, I still go to heaven.

But in any case, just now I was ashamed to use the blood of the corrupt people to celebrate the birth of my eldest daughter, after all, this matter is not appropriate, it is better to use some universal celebration to accumulate some yin virtue for the precious Jingxue.

Anyway, according to the current medical conditions of the Ming Dynasty, there will definitely not be too many people who live to be over sixty years old, and as for Chongzhen's first year of giving birth to a daughter, no matter how many there are, it is just a matter of some cloth.

And through this matter, can the people who have benefited all over the world not think about their own good? It's best to read yourself as a Buddha like a Buddha, and your throne is not as stable as a dog.

As for those who didn't get benefits, I can't blame this one, it's only to blame that you didn't give birth to a daughter. If you want benefits in the future, you can give birth to a baby for me, and my daughter is also a baby.

Just thinking of his daughter, Emperor Chongzhen continued: "Before the queen gave birth to the emperor's eldest daughter Jingxue last night, I really pinched a cold sweat in my heart.

When I was thirteen or fourteen years old, I felt hungry no matter how much I ate, so it was the time to grow my body. However, when the people were thirteen or fourteenth, there were quite a few parents.

I thought that his own body and bones were not strong, so how could he give birth to a good baby? Therefore, I want to revise the law of the Ming Dynasty, and a woman is not allowed to marry before the age of sixteen. ”

In the middle of the night last year, Wen Tiren and Guo Yunhou had already heard Emperor Chongzhen mention that the household department should statistically investigate the problems of early and late childbirth and maternal dystocia, but they never thought that Emperor Chongzhen would directly raise it at this time.

Secretly said that this master really wanted to come out as soon as he came out, and he didn't have any patience, so Wen Tiren went out and said: "Your Majesty, the minister thinks that this matter should not be rushed." ”

Emperor Chongzhen hummed and said, "What does Wen Aiqing think?" Elaborate on it? ”

Wen Tiren bowed down and said: "Your Majesty, if you marry a person who is thirteen or fourteen years old, it is not an exaggeration to use the carp that crosses the river to describe it.

Although Your Majesty loves the people, there are many illiterate fools and fools in the countryside, and I am afraid that it is difficult to understand Your Majesty's benevolent heart.

The minister thought that it would be better to wait until the statistics of the household department were complete before revising the Ming law. ”

Emperor Chongzhen snorted and nodded: "Wen Aiqing is reasonable, but I am a little in a hurry.

That's it, the household department will take the lead in statistics, and Jinyiwei and Dongchang can assist when they are done.

Wait until the results of the statistics are available, and then make a decision. ”

There is nothing else left and right, and Emperor Chongzhen dispersed early - in the harem, the good daughter Jingxue must miss her father, and if she doesn't kiss and hug her, she will have to hold her high when she is older.

It's just that Emperor Chongzhen is doomed to disappointment.

The eldest princess Zhu Jingxue, who was also favored by Queen Zhou, was in the harem at this time to accept onlookers - Concubine Yuan, Concubine Tian, and Wanyan Yuzhuo, who was titled Concubine Wan but actually had nothing to do with the word Wan, plus Queen Zhang Yan, who liked children very much, was also here.

Thinking about it soon, a group of women will come to the palace to congratulate, and Emperor Chongzhen will have a headache.

People say that a woman is equal to five hundred ducks, and at this time, there are already two thousand five hundred ducks in Kunning Palace, and they are gathered together to watch a little baby who has just tried to open his eyes, and Emperor Chongzhen has even more headaches.

Hurriedly glanced at Zhu Jingxue, who was sleeping in addition to eating, Emperor Chongzhen simply took Wang Chengen, Fang Zhenghua and others out of the palace and went to the Royal Academy.

The Royal Academy is a good place, except for Xu Guangqi, the rest of the big ones are also a bunch of them, not to mention a guy named Chen Zuqi.

When they arrived at the Royal Academy, stopping Xu Guangqi and the others who came to see him, Emperor Chongzhen said: "The queen gave birth to the eldest daughter of the emperor last night, and I am very happy, and now I also share this happy event with all of you. ”

After speaking, he waved his hand.

The little eunuch who followed behind him brought down a large box from the carriage that followed behind, and opened the layers of packages, among which were eggs dyed red.

Emperor Chongzhen said with a smile: "Xu Aiqing don't be stingy, I just follow the folk customs, two red eggs per person, and be happy together." ”

Because Emperor Chongzhen came in a hurry and had not been notified in advance, Xu Guangqi was still covered with soil at this time, and the whole person looked a little sloppy.

After Xu Guangqi took the egg, he did not shy away from Emperor Chongzhen, first thanked him, and then directly peeled one off and stuffed it into his mouth, and said while eating: "Weichen congratulates Your Majesty, congratulates Your Majesty." Moreover, His Majesty came just in time today, and the minister originally wanted to enter the palace tomorrow to see His Majesty. ”

When Emperor Chongzhen heard this, he said curiously: "What is the matter that Xu Aiqing wants to find me?" ”

But he secretly said in his heart, don't ask Lao Tzu for money, this fucking money is used everywhere, and the money I gave you to the Royal Academy before was enough!

It's just that Xu Guangqi's words surprised Emperor Chongzhen, who was distressed about a small amount of money: "Your Majesty, the ministers and your colleagues and several missionaries from the West came to preach together to build a steam engine, but now they have some eyebrows. ”

Emperor Chongzhen was happy when he heard that the steam engine had an eyebrow, this thing is there, will it be possible to do any internal combustion engine in the future? When the time comes, as soon as the high-speed rail comes out, Lao Tzu will be able to settle Jiannu in minutes!

Emperor Chongzhen, who was happy in his heart, hurriedly said: "Quick, take me to have a look!" ”

Xu Guangqi first bowed down to answer, and then led Emperor Chongzhen to a courtyard in the academy.

After just a few steps, Xu Guangqi said: "Your Majesty, now the steam engine can be said to have begun to work, as long as the fire in the furnace does not stop and the water in the kettle does not dry, this thing can run all the time, it is really a good thing." It's just that there are still some problems, and the minister also feels that he can't start. ”

Emperor Chongzhen, who was happy at the beginning, heard the word just this word, and his heart was chuckled, and he secretly said You don't know where to start, do I know? Did you ask me for money? Lao Xu, you say it bluntly, I live well......

Emperor Chongzhen, who was secretly pondering, did not speak, but just motioned for Xu Guangqi to continue.