Chapter 41: The Taoist Priest Who Sells Medicine
The next day, after all, there was no news of Meng Jiangnu, although he was angry, but Bao Gang had no choice but to give up, and it was important to hurry.
When Li Yi went out, there was a handsome little girl beside him, and everyone was puzzled.
"Brother Bao, I said that she came here because she admired me."
Bao Gang asked in every possible way, but he still said the same sentence over and over again, he didn't eat soft and hard, and the hob meat was general, so he was really helpless.
"Brother Li, don't blame me for not reminding you, when I see the emperor, I will definitely tell you the truth."
Bao Gang snorted coldly and said.
Adore you? Ghosts believe it, and don't pee and look in the mirror, what place do you worship?
Don't speculate for more than half a sentence, you can only continue to hurry.
"My lord is a good means."
While walking, Zhu Daren sighed heartily.
are also prisoners, looking at the treatment of others, and then looking at themselves, it is really miserable.
"No way."
Li Yi sighed.
"It's all my charm that has nowhere to put it."
"Shameless."
Next to the prisoner car, Zhao Qingling followed, listening to his words and muttering quietly.
If she wasn't helpless, how could she be in the same league with this guy, return your charm, worship you, I bah, I really don't know how many pounds and taels I have?
Li Yiquan didn't hear her words, so he didn't pay attention to them at all.
Finally, in the evening, Xianyang City came into view.
Looking at the magnificent and majestic city wall in front of him, Li Yi was inexplicable and looked forward to it, what kind of life would be waiting for him?
Naturally, there are procedures for entering the city, and when I was waiting, a young Taoist priest who told fortunes came over, holding a rag, and the Taoist robe on his body didn't know how long it hadn't been washed, and he didn't have a bit of a master's demeanor.
"This lord, I see that your face is red, which is a sign that you are going to commit peach blossoms."
He walked up to Bao Ya and spoke.
"Get out of the way, get in Grandpa's way, I'll make you bloom in your face."
Bao Ya didn't appreciate it at all, and raised his spear as he spoke, too lazy to listen to his nonsense.
"Impulsive, isn't it."
The Taoist priest was not afraid, waved his hand, pushed the spear in front of him aside, and said.
"I have two pairs of strong and yang medicines, and I will sell them to you cheaply, thirty taels, to ensure that adults can be like wolves and tigers, and the golden gun will not fall, and the battle will be three hundred rounds."
Immediately afterwards, he leaned forward and whispered, how obscene it looks.
"Cure kidney deficiency, no sugar, she is good for you."
"Are you really not afraid of death?"
Bao Ya's eyes glared at the boss, and said murderously.
"Look at what you say......"
"Get out."
He still wanted to say, but was directly interrupted by Bao Ya.
"Really? Don't regret it. ”
The young Taoist priest still refused to give up, and said shamelessly.
"I'll let you go."
Bao Ya was on the verge of breaking out, if it weren't for the gate of the imperial city, this guy would have become a ghost under his knife.
"No sugar."
The gun flashed, and the Taoist priest ran away, and he didn't forget to speak.
Immediately after that, he went to the other soldiers.
"Brother, I see that your face is ruddy, this is a sign of peach blossoms."
"I have ...... here Guarantee...... Only three taels of silver. ”
This guy, when he sees people talking about people, he talks nonsense, just now in front of Bao Ya it was still thirty taels, but in a blink of an eye, it became three taels, which is ten times less.
Fool this and fool that, don't really say, this circle, there are many people who buy it.
"This brother, I see you ......"
finally arrived in front of Li Yi, it was still the same old-fashioned, and what he said was called a fluency.
I've said it 800 times, so it's no wonder it's not smooth.
Before he finished speaking, he stopped, stared at Li Yi up and down for a while, and then spoke:
"Excuse me."
After saying that, he turned around and was about to leave.
Li Yi is not doing it, what do you mean? What's the matter, don't you look down on Lao Tzu?
"Stop."
He spoke.
"What's the matter with the donor?"
The Taoist priest stopped, looked at Li Yi, and recited the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable.
"Can you have a bit of a work ethic?"
Li Yi said.
"What is a work ethic?"
The young Taoist priest asked, not understanding what Li Yi meant.
"You can't look down on me just because I'm sitting in a prison car, they all said it, why didn't you tell me?"
Li Yi said dissatisfiedly.
"This, I see that the donor is treated like this, it is really miserable, and I can't bear to deceive again...... Excuse me. ”
The Taoist priest said, almost without a tongue and said that he leaked his mouth.
"You're such a nice guy."
Li Yi was speechless and could only answer like this.
"I can show this female benefactor palmist, don't you know, in our Gada, I can be called the king of palmistry."
Taoist Dao, although this reason is high-sounding, but it feels a little ill-intentioned.
Zhao Qingling felt novel, and did not refuse, so he stretched out his hand.
The Taoist priest was not polite, grabbed it, looked at it, touched it, and said in amazement:
"It's the first time I've seen this female benefactor's palmistry, and it's really hard to judge if you don't look at the other one."
"Alright, wipe your saliva."
Li Yi couldn't help but interrupt, his method was okay to deceive an ignorant girl like Zhao Qingling, how could he escape his own eyes.
Unexpectedly, the Great Qin Dynasty also had such a shameless person as himself, which made him feel quite kind.
It can be regarded as a hand, and it will definitely be used in the future.
"Brother, you're not very professional."
Li Yi spoke again.
"You have to get a decent dress anyway, so that you can be more sure of cheating."
"The donor doesn't know anything."
The Taoist priest sighed, shook his head and said.
"It's all forced by life, this line of work is not easy to do now, it's not easy to barely get enough food and clothing, where can I have the money to change clothes."
It's pathetic.
"Don't hide it from the donor, I've been wearing this dress for three years, I have a ...... because of your fate."
Originally, what he said was good, but he suddenly changed his words and started selling medicine again.
"Fuck off."
Li Yi said, they are all singing, what calf are you pretending to be with me, Lao Tzu's money is not so easy to deceive.
The point is, I don't need it, it's amazing.
"Okay."
The Taoist priest agreed, but seeing that he couldn't succeed, he was going to leave.
After walking a few steps, he turned around again, turned around, and said to Li:
"I think I have a relationship with the donor......"
"Get out."
"Can you please let me ...... the words?"
"Get out of here."
"No money."
"Tell me about it."
As soon as he heard that he didn't want money, Li Yi immediately changed his tune and had no discipline.
The Taoist priest smacked his lips, reached out and took out a bamboo slip from his arms, put it in his hand, and said:
"This is my family heirloom, and most people don't see it at all."
Li Yi took it casually, uninterested.
I thought it was a good thing, and my feelings were broken, so you might as well give me two pills.
However, after he opened it, his expression immediately changed, and for a moment, his lips trembled a little.
"You ......"
He looked up, and was about to question the priest, but it was already empty in front of him, and there was no one else.
"What about others?"
Li Yi asked loudly, his face was crazy, which startled Zhao Qingling.
"It was still here."
She also wondered, why did she disappear in the blink of an eye??
Helpless, Li Yi could only cast his eyes on the bamboo slip again, only to see that it was written:
Odd and even unchanged.