No. 277: Newcomers join the group

"I must take revenge!"

"Let's go!"

At this time, among the barbarian tribes, the injuries on the barbarian king's body have completely recovered as before!

Yasuo: "What a terrible ability!"

Raven: "What's so scary, when the time comes, the master will not be killed all at once?"

Raven glanced at Yasuo and said.

Yasuo: "Mengmeng, you don't know, do you?"

"This barbarian king has a skill, which is not to take any damage for five seconds!"

"In other words, five seconds invincible!"

Yasuo whispered to Raven.

Raven: "QAQ"

"Is that so?"

"That seems to be a bit awesome!"

Raven said to Yasuo.

"That monster, did you bring it to the village?"

The barbarian king, who was wrapped in bandages, came to Yasuo's side and asked Yasuo.

Yasuo: "???"

"Wronged!"

"How could it be me?"

"What's in it for me?"

Yasuo asked the barbarian king with a loud cry.

Barbarian King: "You said the day before that our village would be attacked by monsters, but it was attacked by monsters at night?"

"Where in the world is there such a coincidence?"

The Barbarian King asked Yasuo with a shout.

Yasuo: "......"

"To be honest, if I want to destroy your village, won't I just open the Musou and mow the grass?"

"Why, do you have to bring in a monster?"

Yasuo looked at the barbarian king with some speechlessness and asked the barbarian king.

Barbarian King: "How do I know why?"

"Didn't you say you could know the future?"

"Do you want to pretend to be a master, that's why you attracted this monster?"

The Barbarian King carefully analyzed and said to Yasuo.

Yasuo: "......"

"You fuck it, there's a little bit of truth to what you said......"

Yasuo was so excited that he actually used Li Yunlong's mantra.

Barbarian King: "You give me less nonsense!"

"Isn't that so?"

Yasuo: "No, I have no incentive to do that!"

"Let's hit the road, I can tell you about that monster!"

Yasuo said to the Barbarian King.

Barbarian King: "So where are we going?"

The Barbarian King asked Yasuo with some hesitation.

Yasuo: "Of course we're going to find your wife now." ”

Barbarian King: "???":

"My wife?"

The barbarian king suddenly asked with some confusion.

Yasuo: "Well, Ash, the Ice Arrow of Avarossa's War Mother!"

Yasuo said to the Barbarian King. 、

Barbarian King: "How is it possible, Avarosa is the most powerful tribe among the Freljords, how can their war mother be my wife?"

The Barbarian King heard Yasuo say this question again, and asked Yasuo with some shortness of breath.

Yasuo: "It wasn't possible before, but now it is!"

Yasuo said to the Barbarian King, "Now that Avarosa is in turmoil, Ash needs a support to sign a blood pact with her. ”

"Without a doubt, you're the perfect person!"

Yasuo said to the Barbarian King.

"Moreover, with the help of Ash's power, you can quickly gather your people, and you can have a stronger backing, isn't that good?"

Yasuo's words are undoubtedly fatal for the Barbarian King, so the Barbarian King agreed to Yasuo's request without hesitation - anyway, I don't know where to go now, it's good to go to Alvarosa to try my luck first!

"So, I don't know why, you're looking more and more like a liar now. ”

Raven said to Yasuo.

Yasuo: "???"

"What do you call a film, no, a liar?"

"What I said is true!"

Yasuo scratched Raven's nose and asked Raven.

......

Group message: "New member Li Jing has joined the group chat. ”

Yasuo: "Welcome newcomers!"

"The group chat is finally finally finally new again!"

Yasuo looked at the newcomer and said excitedly.

Yue Buqun: "You're excited!"

"Believe me, even if you are a newcomer, you are still at the bottom!"

Yue Buqun said to Yasuo.

Yasuo: "......"

"I don't believe it, how can I be the bottom!"

"Obviously, there is a salted fish like a small fish!"

Yasuo defended Yue Buqun's words and said.

Yue Buqun: "......"

"Little fish, they have all become salted fish, are you still compared with Xiao Yuer?"

Chen Yongren @ Lord of Honkai: "Group leader, what's this new guy like?"

"Tell us about it?"

Chen Yongren asked Zhang Yuan.

Lord of Honkai: "......"

"What else is there to talk about?"

"Li Jing!"

"Sect Leader and Yang Jian should know, right?"

Zhang Yuan asked the Tongtian Sect Master and Yang Jian.

Howling Dog: "I know!"

"However, let's talk about it from the group leader, I'm afraid what I said is not very clear!"

The Roaring Sky Dog said to Zhang Yuan with a smile.

The Lord of Honkai: "Li Jing, the chief soldier of Chentangguan, has three sons, the eldest son Jin Zha, the second son Muzha, and the third son Nezha!",

Zhang Yuan laughed and said, "But Li Jing should be relatively lucky overall!"

"In the Battle of the Gods, I basically didn't do any work, and then I became a Tota Heavenly King!"

Zhang Yuan said to everyone with a smile.

Li Jing: "???"

"Who are you?"

"What are you talking about?"

"Why don't I understand what you mean?"

Li Jing looked at the information in the group chat with a confused expression.

Then he thought about it and said, "Is it Nezha?"

"Nezha, don't mess with your father!"

Li Jing said in the group chat.

Lord of Honkai: "Li Jing, you may need to recognize the reality!"

Zhang Yuan looked at Li Jing's reflection, and said to Li Jing with a dark face.

After a simple knowledge transfer, Li Jing finally figured out where he was.

Li Jing: "I'm really embarrassed, the main thing is that my third son is too skinny!:"

Li Jing apologized to everyone in the group chat.

Yasuo: "Children are disobedient, most of them are pets, just beat them!"

Yasuo said to Li Jing.

Li Jing: "......"

"Speaking of which, you may not believe it, I ......"

"I can't seem to beat my third son......"

Li Jing opened his mouth and said to Yasuo.

Yasuo: "......"

"How old is your third son?"

Li Jing: "Three-year-old ......"

Group message: "Ding, congratulations to Li Jing for triggering the heaven-level task: becoming the strongest daddy in history!"

"Failure Penalty: ???"

"Reward: Reward you with a good son!"

Yasuo: "???"

"The strongest daddy?"

"What the hell?"

"And, a heaven-level mission?"

Yasuo was even a little dumbfounded.

Li Jing: "emmmm." ”

"That, what is the heaven-level mission?"

"What's the benefit?"

Li Jing asked everyone with his eyes wide open.

Yasuo: "Damn, don't you do the heaven-level task?"

"Are you human?"

"Why don't you recognize me as a father and I'll do this task?"