Chapter 137: Passing the Checkpoint
When he woke up early in the morning, Xiangzi first prayed in front of the grave, and then beckoned them to start the grave.
The earth is truly wonderful, three years ago three years ago there were three living people, and now, only three white bones with moisture remain.
Shoko carefully picked up the soil around the white bones with his hands, handed the bones into the pit one by one, and placed them on the flat alkaline ground.
The sun had just crossed the ridge to the east. The white bones, which were originally damp, have become white and smooth.
Shoko picked up one of the skulls and examined it carefully for a while. He muttered to himself, "I'm sorry brother, I have to ask you to do me a favor."
When I return to Fuyuan, I will ask the master of the Thousand Buddha Caves to do a three-time prayer for you to surpass your souls. ”
Shoko said as she fixed her skull next to the dead goat.
He quickly peeled off a piece of sheepskin, stuck it to the top of the skull, and trimmed it, and the sheepskin naturally "grew" on the skull.
Then, take out the sheep's eye, insert it into the eye socket, and cut some flesh and stick it on the face of the skull.
After some tossing, the original white skull came alive.
At this time, Zhao Xiaotian was a little emotional, and after looking at the bones of who was whose for a while, he wandered listlessly behind Xiangzi. Suddenly, I saw a bloody head, and my scalp was numb for a while.
He hesitated for a moment, and then suddenly smiled and shouted: "I said why do you have to buy a black sheep, it turns out that you want to become a dead man's head." ”
Xiangzi smiled happily and said, "Ganhezi's checkpoint is very difficult, and he doesn't dare to be sloppy at all. ”
As he spoke, he pointed to the decorated head and said with a smile, "Like a head crushed by a stone?" ”
Zhao Xiaotian smiled "haha" and said loudly: "It's too similar, so I was surprised by the beauty first." ”
After being silent for a while, Zhao Xiaotian asked tentatively, "Do you want to clean up today?" ”
Xiangzi smiled slightly and said, "Don't worry, this meat has some flavor, dry it for another day, and when you open your stomach tomorrow morning, the taste will definitely be very big." ”
Zhao Xiaotian pointed at Xiangzi with a smile and said, "Why do you have so many ghost ideas, it's a pity not to be an official." ”
Xiangzi smiled faintly and said, "I learned from books, why did I let you flip through the books." The ancients said: There is a golden house in the book, and there is Yan Ruyu in the book. ”
Zhao Xiaotian looked up and smiled disapprerovingly, and said: "I don't know a lot of words, I can't read a car of words, I open the book, and I also pick up beans from wheat seeds, and I can't make a few words I know." ”
Xiangzi smiled and said, "Didn't I settle the chrysanthemum and take the time to teach you?" ”
Zhao Xiaotian lowered his head a little embarrassed and muttered: "Uncle and his wife's family, they always get together, it's awkward." ”
Xiangzi smiled "haha" and said, "You are still very poor, you are all kowtow brothers, do you still care about this?" Iron eggs have learned a lot of words. ”
After lunch, the three brothers slept until the sun was in the west, and then lazily got up.
Xiangzi weighed around the coffin, beckoned the two to open the wooden box and place the gun tightly at the bottom of the coffin, and spread a white cloth of hay on it.
He also gave a sheep that was missing four legs and "dressed" it. and the finished human head, skillfully spliced together.
The two sides were tightly stuffed with hay, and a white cloth was placed on the "corpse".
After fiddling stopped, Xiangzi smiled weirdly at Zhao Xiaotian, and suddenly made a bitter look and said, "Boss, the corpse can't see the light." ”
As he spoke, he reached out and rolled the white cloth to his chest. Zhao Xiaotian and Tie Dan exclaimed: "It's too similar! It's just like the real thing. ”
Before the sun had climbed to the top of the mountain, Shoko hurried to go.
Tie Dan and Zhao Xiaotian came over and prepared to cover the coffin. Xiangzi shouted from afar: "Don't forget to cut your stomach open." ”
Zhao Xiaotian only then remembered what had settled him yesterday.
So, he quickly pulled out the short knife, lifted the white cloth and "poofed", picking open the already swollen lamb's belly. Suddenly, the stench of rotting corpses choked him back a few steps, and he hurriedly beckoned the iron egg to cover it.
Xiangzi saw the two of them frowning, and couldn't help laughing "hehe".
Zhao Xiao tied the rope in the sky, and muttered in his mouth: "Still laughing, your bad idea almost didn't smoke me to death." ”
The sun had just turned white, and Shoko and they had already turned onto the road.
From a distance, the sentry post under the mouth of the mountain is still lying there peacefully.
Xiangzi quickly took out the three white cloths prepared in advance and tied them around his waist.
admonished: "Look at my eyes and act, don't act badly." ”
When he saw the carriage approaching, he immediately surrounded three soldiers. One of them is the one who received the money the day before yesterday.
Shoko hurriedly jumped out of the car and greeted him with a smile on his face. He gave twenty dollars and said, "Isn't that?" Pick up the people back, the boss can make it convenient, and rush home to bury miles. ”
The man smiled happily at Xiangzi and beckoned to the person behind him, "Release!" ”
As soon as the carriage passed the checkpoint, a big man with a smoky face suddenly sprang out of the tent. He shouted at the top of his voice, "Slow! Wait! ”
While shouting, he smiled at the soldier who greeted him, and raised his leg with a kick.
Reach out and pull out the money and stuff it into your pocket. The mouth was not clean, and he shouted: "Fuck, give Lao Tzu a careful inspection!" ”
As he spoke, he leaned in front of the car and asked, "What is the goods in the car?" ”
Xiangzi hurriedly smiled and said, "What else can there be, is there a dead person in the coffin?" ”
The big man glanced at Xiangzi suspiciously, and said coldly, "Open it and check!" ”
Xiangzi hurriedly waved his hand and begged with a sad face: "Boss, the corpse can't see the light." ”
Tie Dan also hurriedly came around, hugged the man's arm, pulled and cried, and said, "Okay, okay, my brother let the stone smash the person, but I can't see the light again." ”
The man irritated and pushed away the iron egg, and shouted with a stubborn face: "Don't give Lao Tzu nonsense! Open it immediately and check it. ”
Shoko, with a sad look, shook her head and motioned for Tie Dan to open the lid of the coffin.
So, Tie Dan and Zhao Xiaotian reluctantly untied the rope and slowly moved the coffin lid back and half of it.
The big man hesitated, but slowly approached the coffin.
Seeing that he stretched his head, Shoko slowly tore off the white cloth, revealing the head of the corpse.
Suddenly, a hideous head appeared in front of him.
The big man snapped and took a few steps backwards with his nose covered. He waved his hand irritably and shouted, "Get out!" Get out! It's disgusting. ”
So, Xiangzi and the others tied up the coffin unhurriedly, made a sad and sad look, and slowly walked forward.
When he arrived at the fork in the road, Zhao Xiaotian couldn't hold it back, and shouted to throw away the dead sheep, the smell was too smoky.
So, Shoko jumped out of the car with a smile and peed happily on the stones on the side of the road.
Seeing that the two of them had already cleaned up the coffin, he smiled and said, "The lid is open, run away from the smell, and sprinkle the half bottle of wine into it to suppress the taste." ”
Turning into the intersection of Santai, the hearts of the three people finally fell to the ground.
Looking at the approaching ancient town, Tie Dan hummed a northern song on a whim.
Don't say it, under the influence of chrysanthemums over the years, the little songs in the iron egg's mouth are still in tune. Xiangzi glanced at Tie Dan happily, and also pulled his throat and reconciled.
For a time, unbridled wild singing spread across the empty wasteland.
Inadvertently, a pair of flirtatious cuckoos were startled and flew happily into the distance.
I don't know if it's to deliver good news to my family who are looking forward to it, or to find a new warm nest.
I saw them, dancing wildly, eagerly, and disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye.