Chapter 61: Strength doesn't allow me to keep a low profile
Under Ying'en's door, all the people were looking forward to the new governor, and what he could do to quell the thieves.
The civil and military officials had their own ghosts, but they all had a smile on their faces, and they followed behind Fu Zonglong and led those soldiers of the Beijing army all the way to the official residence.
However, just behind one street, stubble appeared.
This stubble is not an emergency, but it is a person who seems out of place with the current situation, even Fu Zonglong, he can see him from the crowd at a glance when he is riding a horse.
This person is Zhu Youhua, the king of Nanyang.
It's not that his outfit stands out, it's what he's doing right now.
Today, Zhu Youhua is wearing an extremely simple dress in a low-key manner, just wanting to see what Fu Zonglong looks like in advance.
However, Zhu Youhua was late, and he couldn't even squeeze in, and he lost his mind after watching it for a while.
As the saying goes, people have three urgencies, just when Fu Zonglong stepped into the Ying'en Gate with one foot, Zhu Youhua happened to be in a panic, and suddenly felt urgent.
This stream of urine is like a flood that has leaked the sluice, it came suddenly, and it couldn't be stopped, and it didn't delay for a second, Zhu Youhua was very sad.
There are no public toilets around Ying'en Gate, and even if there are, they are already stinking and abandoned, and Zhu Youhua will not go to such a place to relieve his hands.
I know the feeling of holding my urine, especially when I am about to break through, Zhu Youhua doesn't care about whether it is decent or not, so he finds an alley and starts to release water directly and happily.
"Comfortable..."
Zhu Youhua trembled, turned around while tying his pants, and the next moment, his eyes widened and he looked confused.
Fu Zonglong and the others in the middle of the street were looking this way, and the people who had come to see the governor turned around one after another and saw such a scene.
Zhu Youhua was shocked in his heart, what's so good about Lao Tzu peeing?
"In broad daylight, what kind of system!" Of course, Fu Zonglong didn't know this famous Nanyang king in Henan, pinched his nose and shouted angrily:
"Come, take this person to the government for the governor, and teach him to know what decency is!"
"This..."
Wang Shaoyu made a difficulty, arresting the royal family, if there is no definite evidence, the court will track it down afterwards, but it will be a big crime for Ling Chi.
Seeing that he seemed to have something to say, Fu Zonglong turned his head and asked, "General Bing, if you have anything to say, what is there to hide in front of the people." ”
"Yes." Wang Shaoyu said in his heart that this is what you asked me to say, nodded and said: "This is the King of Nanyang of Fuwangfu, I can't catch it." ”
Fu Zonglong was stunned when he heard this, and turned his head to look up and down.
I wanted to meet with the king of Nanyang who repelled the thieves, but I didn't expect that it would be in such a way to pee on the street, no matter how urgent it is!
In doing so, where is the majesty of the royal family placed?
"Well, Lord Governor is well." Zhu Youhua tightened his trouser belt and sorted out his clothes, and then said embarrassedly.
Well? You're embarrassed to ask!
Fu Zonglong didn't reply, pulled the reins, snorted coldly, and left directly, leaving the people laughing all over the ground.
Zhu Youhua couldn't cry or laugh, there was no way to be handsome, it was originally a bird to pee quietly, and then go to the official residence to get to know Fu Zonglong well.
Fortunately, the whole city knows about peeing.
I wanted to keep a low profile, but the conditions didn't allow it, and it was too difficult to do anything to attract the attention of people on the street.
......
Now Zhu Youhua is really a celebrity, and the rumors about "Nanyang Wangdang Street Xiaojie" are getting happier and happier, and they have even been compiled into several small songs for people to sing.
The culprit, Zhu Youhua, thought about it, but he still came to the mansion the next day with a cheeky face, of course, along the way, it caused the screams of the Huaichun girl.
"That's... Governor Fu, don't come unharmed! Zhu Youhua smiled, walked up to the main hall under the eyes of everyone who wanted to strangle him, and found a front seat to sit down.
After sitting down, this guy still looked like a hanger, crossed Erlang's legs, and chewed the green dates that were originally used as decorations and no one ate them as peanuts.
Listening to the crisp sound of "rattle", the civil officials all had bored expressions, but the generals didn't feel anything, it seemed that this prince was a straight intestine.
"Humph!"
Where is this to apologize, this is clearly fearless.
Syllable! Fu Zonglong took the case, but before he could speak, Zhu Youhua stood up and hurriedly said, "Do you know what the purpose of this king is here today?" ”
"After the thief and the fake Cao Cao joined forces, they divided into camps, first took Dengzhou, and then attacked Xichuan, what is the next step, think with your ass, you know that you are going to besiege our Nanyang."
"Hey, hey!" Zhu Youhua looked at Fu Zonglong, "Tang Wangye is panicking, anxious, that is panic and urgency, he went to this palace for a few days in a row, and asked me to go to Kaifeng to urge General Wang to rush to help." ”
"Okay now, as soon as Governor Fu comes, we have the backbone, but Tang Wangye is still afraid, there are so many bandits, whether he can stop it is really two words."
"Governor Fu doesn't know, the thieves came very quickly, and when they hit Nanyang, it was like eating peaches, if they didn't hurry up, Nanyang would not be safe."
Fu Zonglong, who was originally going to ask the teacher for his guilt, was said by Zhu Youhua, but he also sat down with a deep groan, forgetting all the previous unhappiness.
He has also heard about Nanyang, this is not a piece of meat to bite into, rashly eat, the meat cannot be eaten, but he may lose his official position.
Looking back, Fu Zonglong also felt that he was really a little unlucky, who did he offend in his last life?
In the past half of my life, I have first settled the chaos in Guizhou, and then raised Guizhou, and the credit has not been less, and the prison has not been squatted, basically it belongs to the rhythm of being released to support the overall situation, and then being caught and locked up when there is nothing to do.
No, there was really no way, and he didn't want to let Sun Chuanting slap himself in the face, so Chongzhen thought that there was still a Fu Zonglong available.
Fu Zonglong also knew what the emperor meant.
In the north, Hong Chengchou was fighting Songjin in a decisive battle with Huang Taiji, and there were thieves in the south, Ding Qirui had no ability, the more he suppressed, the more chaotic he became, Yang Sichang couldn't slap a slap, so he let himself out to the top.
Along the way, before anyone arrived, he received bad news, either he fell here, or the officers and soldiers over there roared again, but it was this Zhu Youhua who made people's eyes shine.
But when peeing on the street, Fu Zonglong couldn't get over it no matter what, and the first impression was already set.
The current Fu Zonglong, as soon as he saw Zhu Youhua, he could think of the comfortable beating when he turned back after peeing.
"What does the prince of Nanyang have to say?" Fu Zonglong frowned, forcing himself not to think about Zhu Youhua's peeing.
Zhu Youhua said: "Nanyang is an important place of the Tang Domain, once it falls, the Governor will not be able to escape the blame, and everyone here has the responsibility, if you want to avoid sin, there is only one way." ”
"What's the solution?" Fu Zonglong asked.
Zhu Youhua smiled mysteriously.
"This king has a plan, but I want to ask you first, what is the root of the thief?"
Everyone talked about it, and the governor Gao Mingheng said: "It's a homeless person from all over the world." ”
Zhu Youhua asked again: "What is the reason for the homeless people?" ”
Gao Mingheng thought for a while, and sighed: "I have been suffering from drought in Henan for many years, the harvest in the fields is not good, there was a spring famine last year, and it rained at the beginning of this year, and the fields have been hindered for more than a month. ”
"Mi Zhu is a salary, the people are not happy, they have all become homeless, and they have become bandits."
Wang Shaoyu also said: "Yes, there are still remnants of thieves and thieves left behind after the retreat, and stragglers who have fled after the defeat of the officials and soldiers everywhere. ”
Zhu Youhua smiled slightly, and said confidently: "What if this king can let the thieves disperse themselves?" ”
Everyone was shocked when they heard this, how could this be possible!