Chapter 100: Can't hold back
Li Guolou woke up in the early morning, he looked at Xie Xiuzhu who was asleep in the other bed next to him, and felt a little sweet in his heart, his charm was infinite, and the woman was willing to give everything for him. The disease had left him, and he had regained his youthful vitality.
Xie Xiuzhu was woken up by the sound of Li Guolou getting up, lazily opened her eyes and said, "Darling, why are you getting up so early?" Don't go to the yamen today, this is Jin Langzhong's death order. ”
Li Guolou said while dressing: "Second grandma, don't call it Darling, it's tired of being dead, be careful of being heard, let's call it Xiaolou when you change it back." I can't sleep, get up and move my muscles and bones, I haven't moved for two days and I'm sad, you can sleep for a while. ”
Xie Xiuzhu was born as a singer and usually has no habit of getting up early, but now she is most afraid that Li Guolou will be disobedient and will go to work in the criminal department, and she immediately sobered up and said: "Oh, I will listen to you and call you Xiaolou." Listen to me, and do not leave the court. I have also risen to oversee your every move. After speaking, she sat up, the small corset supported the full breasts, and the flesh color on her arms was all revealed in front of Li Guolou's eyes. There is also a black and bright hair thrown behind, and a shy face is flirting with Li Guolou.
Li Guolou hurriedly turned around, not daring to look at Xie Xiuzhu, a military shoe said that it could not be put into his feet.
Xie Xiuzhu laughed and said, "Xiaolou, why are you so nervous?" It's so evil in my heart. ”
Li Guolou was dissatisfied: "Wear so little to sleep in winter, be careful of catching a cold." ”
Xie Xiuzhu asked, "Then do you like me to sleep dressed like this?" ”
Li Guolou lowered his head and tied his shoelaces, said "um" in his mouth, raised his head and said: "We look like this, the people in your house, I don't know what to say about you behind your back?" You're still the master, haven't you thought about the consequences? ”
Xie Xiuzhu combed her hair, glanced at her and said, "What am I afraid of?" I have long been labeled Pan Jinlian's hat, don't you call me that, Ximen official! ”
As soon as Li Guolou exerted his strength, his shoelaces were broken by him, and he hurriedly said: "Second grandma is cautious, I am still a boy chicken." ”
Xie Xiuzhu said: "Xiaolou, don't pick up the shoelace when it's broken, I'll find one for you." You'll be a chicken, I'm a virgin, don't lie. ”
Li Guolou looked up at Xie Xiuzhu, who was dressed, and said seriously: "Second grandma, I didn't lie to you. I worshipped a master named Yang Dongting when I was a child, have you heard of it? He was a very famous and legendary figure, and later participated in the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, and he was never heard from. I learned martial arts from him, and he told me not to touch women until I was twenty years old, so I'm still a boy chicken. ”
Xie Xiuzhu gloated, she met Liu Xia Hui, and asked with some worry: "Xiaolou, are you twenty years old now?" ”
Li Guolou smiled and said, "It's exceeded." He also said: "Second grandmother, don't talk about this matter, it will save trouble." ”
Xie Xiuzhu was puzzled: "Xiaolou, didn't the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom fail?" Didn't all those who should be killed put to death? Emperor Tongzhi's amnesty, isn't it also announced to the world, what are you afraid of? ”
Li Guolou said in a low voice: "Second grandmother, my troublesome master, later became the little king of Tianping Heaven, and he is still on the national wanted list." Now I don't know where he died, most likely hiding in the concession, I don't recognize him as a master anymore. ”
Xie Xiuzhu sighed lightly and said, "I told you not to mix in the rivers and lakes, but you refused to listen." The people around you look like roe deer, and none of them are decent, and you will have a lot of trouble in the future. Ay! I'm curious, what is Tong Zigong's ability? ”
Li Guolou was already sitting next to Xie Xiuzhu, asking Xie Xiuzhu to braid his hair and comb the comb on his scalp, Li Guolou closed his eyes in enjoyment and said: "Tongzigong is not a big deal, it is to maintain a vitality, people's muscles and bones will be very soft, and they can make movements that ordinary people can't do. ”
Xie Xiuzhu knelt on the bed, pulled Li Guolou's hair fiercely, and scolded: "Talking obscene words early in the morning, looking for death!" ”
There was a pain in the scalp, and Li Guolou bared his teeth and grinned: "Second grandma spare my life, I just like to joke, and I will let you laugh every day all day in the future." ”
Xie Xiuzhu said: "I don't want it, such people have wrinkles at the corners of their eyes for a few years." "I have begun to yearn for the day when I live with Li Guolou.
Li Guolou's mouth was sweet: "Well, the second grandmother turned into an old woman is also a beautiful old woman." As he spoke, he looked at the mirror in his hand at Xie Xiuzhu behind him.
Xie Xiuzhu pushed the mirror away and said angrily: "Xiaolou, you also remember for me, I didn't make up in the morning, don't use the mirror to look at me, I will turn my face." ”
Women have high requirements for their appearance, and if they don't dress up carefully, they can't pass their own level. A rich woman like Xie Xiuzhu puts dressing up first, and spends at least two or three hours a day dressing up, and she has a good look in the mirror.
Li Guolou was also dissatisfied and said, "Second grandma, did you deliberately be so slow, I still have to pee." ”
Xie Xiuzhu said coquettishly: "Suffocate you." ”
Li Guolou sighed and said: "Look at my braids, they are not half the length of others until now, and I don't know what year and month I can become a normal person." Hey, second grandma, have you ever taken a photo? ”
Xie Xiuzhu shook her head and said: "I don't want to touch foreign devils, I heard that I have to take away the soul, is it true?" ”
Li Guolou suddenly danced with his hands, the person stood up, his hair was scattered again, and shouted: "Second grandma, this business can also make a lot of money, the photo studio opened by the foreign devil has no business, I will go to talk to him, either buy it or join the shares." In the future, you will be the most fashionable woman in Jingshi, and little girls will learn how you dress, and Xie Xiuzhu will lead an era. ”
Xie Xiuzhu said angrily: "Xiaolou, what kind of business are you going to do, one moment like this, one moment like that, the more I look at you, the more you look like the lord of a loser." ”
Li Guolou pondered: "Well, you can also shoot dead corpses." ”
Xie Xiuzhu said angrily: "Xiaolou, do you listen to me?" ”
Li Guolou sat down again and said: "Second grandma, don't mention it now, so as not to make you think I'm talking nonsense, I like to let the money circulate outside, this is called capital circulation." I don't know when I will be able to make money back. ”
Xie Xiuzhu asked, "Xiaolou, where does your money come from?" ”
Li Guolou said with a smile: "I am a loser, I spent tens of thousands of taels of silver, and I didn't achieve anything, so you let me talk nonsense, and I won't let you spend money." ”
Xie Xiuzhu hugged Li Guolou from behind, and her body was close to Li Guolou, making him feel the love of the woman, and said coquettishly: "Well, I am a detective, Xiaolou, you are lying again, my silver, you will definitely cheat it, you can't fool me, soft rice king!" ”
Li Guolou pondered: Yes, he is the king of soft rice, he has been eating at home all his life, although he has started to make money, but his left hand is in and his right hand is out, and now he is still a white wolf with empty gloves.
Li Guolou said: "Don't worry! The Soft Rice King is just dreaming now, there are too many things, and I don't have time for such a small thing. ”
Xie Xiuzhu asked, "That Xiaolou, have you taken a photo?" ”
Li Guolou said: "Of course, in the future, I will show you my photos in the UK, and I have also taken ten photos in the Roberts Photo Studio in Beijing, including a photo of me wearing a bird's official uniform and wearing a sapphire top." ”
Xie Xiuzhu said coquettishly: "Xiaolou, you are so bold, I don't dare to take pictures, I was taken advantage of by foreign devils, who to shout injustice to." ”
Li Guolou sighed slightly: "Roberts is lustful, he likes to take advantage of others, and he has ruined his reputation." The foreign devil doesn't know the importance of image, thinking that he can do whatever he wants when he comes to the Qing Kingdom, he is not far from bankruptcy, and sooner or later he will have to go back to England. ”
Xie Xiuzhu rolled her eyes and said, "Xiaolou, then you go and talk to Roberts, change the name of the store, make it more national, let him be half the boss, and I'll take care of it." ”
Li Guolou turned his head to look at Xie Xiuzhu and said, "Then I have to find a wife for Roberts first, otherwise he will not be able to hold back and attack you." ”
Xie Xiuzhu's hand stretched out from behind, stroked Li Guolou's face, and said, "Then let me do it to you first." ”
Li Guolou was touched by Xie Xiuzhu a few times, and the braids were quickly braided, Li Guolou said: "The customs of foreign devils are different from ours, virgins are not uncommon for them, and foreign devils have a sense of accomplishment when they hook up with other people's wives, so it is common for them to steal and eat their friends' wives, and foreign devils call this true love." It's best to be friends with foreign devils and not let them have the opportunity to be alone with my wife, they praise you for being beautiful in person, and the hand behind your back will be stretched out directly. Doing business with them, to protect your wife from being taken advantage of, is tiring. ”
Xie Xiuzhu said: "Then I won't show up." ”
Li Guolou waved his hand and said: "You don't have to appear in a small business now, in the future, you will do big business with foreign devils, and the women must come forward, they will hug you and kiss your cheeks, and you have to accept their customs." ”
Xie Xiuzhu was puzzled: "Xiaolou, don't you like to do business?" Why do you want to do business again? ”
Li Guolou said: "You are my second grandmother, it only makes sense to go out and do something in the future, the eldest grandmother does the restaurant business, and the business of Zhenbaoxuan is not suitable for women, I am thinking about what business is suitable for you, if you want to stay at home, forget it, just let me not say it." ”
Xie Xiuzhu secretly pondered: She can only control the business of Zhenbaoxuan behind the scenes, and she can't come forward when dealing with nobles and royalty. Holding a piece of the golden signboard and principal of "Jumbo Xuan" in his hand, his subordinates are all domestic slaves, and there is no problem with loyalty now. If there is no caring man to show her, one day the slave's wings will harden, and he will sweep away the business and fly away. She is usually idle, so she can only pass the time by listening to dramas and visiting shops.
Xie Xiuzhu hugged Li Guolou from behind again and said, "Well, I also want to go out to see the world, I miss the time when the building was full of flowers." ”
Li Guolou hurriedly said: "Second grandma, you remember for me, I only charge protection money in that kind of place, and I will never do business. ”
Xie Xiuzhu was seen through by Li Guolou, and said lightly and angrily: "I just want to think about it, I'm familiar with that kind of business." You're really, what are you doing? ”
Li Guolou smiled: "Okay! I'm gentle, the second grandmother is the best at serving people, I will repay you, do you want to make a promise? ”
Xie Xiuzhu pointed her finger at Li Guolou's forehead and scolded: "My body is good, give me an honest life." ”
Li Guolou said awkwardly: "Then goodbye to you, I'll find a bright place, and I'll be bored alone." After speaking, Li Guolou opened the door, and a cold wind hit his face, but he raised his head high, the cold wind of winter would not crush him, because he would not toss blindly.