Lu Hang tapped the hookah on the sole of his shoe and walked towards his room, humming a song in his mouth

The patriarch asked me to come and patrol the mountains

Catch a fairy and make dinner

The water of this mountain stream

Incredibly sweet...

Don't envy mandarin ducks, only envy me...

"Crunch" pushed open the door and walked into the room, and saw Yingzi holding her cheeks in her hand, revealing a snow-white wrist under the red sleeves, and a pair of bright eyes like jewels imprinted with a little tenderness. Looking at the house, Lu Hang said with a smile: "Is the fairy meat delicious?" ”

Lu Hang looked out of the door, quickly closed the door and walked over, turned around and saw that Yingzi was already sitting on a high table, shaking a pair of snow-white thighs... Charming staring, a look of surprise Lu Hang.

Eiko shook her long hair. Long hair pressed against snow-white fragrant shoulders: "It's back, little bastard." ”

Lu Hang was taken aback, looked at Yingzi and said, "Damn!" Shadow you ghost, come down! ”

Yingzi's beautiful eyes were full of flattery, "Little bastard, isn't it a surprise?"

Lu Hang walked over and dragged Yingzi off the table: "It's just a fright, you brutal woman, it's annoying,"

Yingzi was dragged by Lu Hang like this, and pounced towards Lu Hang's body: "Little bastard! I'm going to tear you to pieces! A palm struck Lu Hang in the chest.

Lu Hang was startled and stomped on his feet. The figure quickly flashed to another place, dodged and scolded: "You are crazy"

Slender hands covered red lips, and said with a charming smile: "Little bastard, I touched my sister's cheapness, do you want to leave like this?" There are indeed two strokes that can dodge my palm, I really underestimate you, little bastard, I am picking up my sister's move" The voice just fell and the delicate body shook slightly.

Palms fluttered towards Lu Hang. The whirring sound of the wind in both palms came straight towards Lu Hang's chest. Lu Hang's hands danced rapidly, and his body suddenly retreated, until the soles of his feet took more than a dozen steps on the ground, and then he gradually resolved the more than ten moves made by Yingzi.

"Yingzi, don't bite a little bastard, good men don't fight with women."

A hint of surprise flashed in Yingzi's eyes, and she smiled, her smile was extremely beautiful, "Hee-hee, little bastard!" I can't win my sister, I'm scared, right? You can call Sister Sheng, and I will spare you! ”

"Shadow, you're in heat, my skinny arm and legs. You're not done, aren't you? "Rubbing the hand that just took a dozen moves that hurt a little. He finally knew that Yingzi's kung fu was never below him.

Yingzi's fingers lazily pulled the short skirt with plump buttocks. His eyes swept to Lu Hang, who was standing by the door. Slowly stepping in. He smiled and said, "Little bastard." The harder you scold. The more I'm going to eat you. ”

As he spoke, his left foot stepped forward, and his graceful delicate body drew a seductive curve, and his sexy right leg, with a slight sound of breaking the wind, kicked hard at Lu Hang's chest.

"Damn! You come again" And as the voice sounded, Lu Hang's body suddenly flashed to the side, and then his body turned around like a cannonball, and Lu Hang's melee attack was easily dodged by her.

"I'll go! I still want to eat my sister's tofu" The body moved slowly towards Lu Hang, not out of his palm, but leaned slightly towards Lu Hang, and his bewitching face was almost half an inch away from Lu Hang's face.

Looking at Lu Hang's handsome cheeks, Yingzi smiled, leaned forward again, and her seductive red lips were actually gently imprinted on Lu Hang's forehead.

Lu Hang was surprised, his body spun vigorously, and finally squeezed Yingzi on the door, Lu Hang held on to the wall with one hand, leaned against Yingzi, and looked down at Yingzi who was smiling and moaning.

I couldn't help but smile bitterly in my heart, isn't this trick a common trick for the overlord president in the TV series? Seeing that the beautiful eyes that were close at hand were bent into a beautiful arc, her throat rolled and she swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said in a low voice:

"I'm getting married" suddenly felt that his head was in water, and in such a situation, he actually said this sentence. Yingzi's eyes lit up, and she excitedly put her hand around Lu Hang's waist and said, "Really? It's great, let my sister kiss you" actually left a sexy lip mark on Lu Hang's cheeks.

"! Today I heard the fourth person say that it was great, "What secrets do you have that I don't know, my body squeezed forward, ignored the lip prints on my face, and said: "Tell me, why am I married, you are all so happy, what I don't know" After speaking, he squeezed towards Yingzi again.

Yingzi's body trembled slightly.

The "crunch" door was actually opened by Yingzi, and it flashed out, and Lu Hang almost fell out of the door on the ground in embarrassment, but fortunately, he was in his body, and he stabilized his body with a brisk step.

"I won't tell you, little bastard," Eiko's voice came from a distance.

"Big brother, grandpa told you to drink" Ling'er's little hand covered her small mouth, looked at Lu Hang in surprise, and pointed to the red lips on Lu Hang's face

"Big brother, did Sister Yingzi bite you? ... Hee-hee"

Lu Hang looked at Ling'er in embarrassment, and the terrible thing was that Mu Jing was still standing next to her, with a pair of big eyes staring at Lu Hang.

He shuddered at once, he couldn't stand her piercing gaze. Use your hands to trace the lip prints on your forehead and cheeks.

Like a husband who steals food and is caught by his wife, he stammers nervously:

"I... We.. Very innocent" looked at Mu Jing with a pair of exploratory and fearful eyes, waiting for the thunderbolt to ring in his ears.

"Hmph, she doesn't have the guts to hang her" turned around and led Ling'er towards the dining room. Ling'er turned around, stuck out her tongue at the landing air, and made a strange face: "Hehe... Hee-hee.."

Lu Hang couldn't help but tremble as if he were playing cotton as if his legs were playing.

"Damn, you're not my wife, why am I scared myself like this, like a tracheitis, I'm really a psychopath!"

After speaking, he straightened his chest, stomped his feet, and sang a little song and walked towards the dining room:

The little monk went down the mountain to fast

The old monk has an explanation

The woman under the mountain is a tiger

If you encounter it, you must avoid it

Walked through village after village....

"Brother Lu, is a woman a tiger?" A birdsong sounded, and Lu Hang turned his head to look out the door.

As the woman's body moved closer, the little fairy was dressed in an elegant outfit under the faint moonlight, and her delicate little face had not been whitewashed, which was natural.

At the moment, someone who is still a virgin immediately dares to have some blood upwell...

"I thought it was a thrush flying into the yard, it turned out to be the voice of a little fairy" suddenly felt a little embarrassed, and pinched his thigh fiercely.

Xindao, damn, if I don't marry her, it will really attract thunder and thunder in the sky, and five thunders will hit the top.

"Why did you change your words this time, don't call me a wife anymore? Isn't it quite cheerful in front of you? "Bring up a faint fragrant wind. Came to Lu Hang's side.

"Uh... Yes.. I.." Lu Hang was dumbfounded, and he didn't know where to start.

"Why is the woman under the mountain a tiger, this song is very good, you can teach me when you have time" looked at Lu Hang's nervous appearance with a smile.

Lu Hang watched the breeze blow, and a snow-white calf like jade loomed.

"Good.. Wife.. No.. Tiger.. No.. Tigress.. Depend on! Lu Hang's nervous gibberish.

"Haha, Brother Lu, you dare to call the little fairy tigress. Guts! I don't know when Mu Hu walked in and said with a loud laugh.

Lu Hang saw it, it was great, he finally came to a savior, and hurriedly greeted him and said, "Brother Mu, did you bring cigarettes back?"

Mu Hu took out a pack of cigarettes and handed it to Lu Hang and said, "This is the last pack, and I don't have it anymore." I'll send you."

"Forget it, I'll just smoke one" took one out of his mouth, turned his head to the fairy and said, "Don't listen to his nonsense, I didn't call you a tigress"

"Hee-hee, it's okay, the tigress is so good, I like it, you can call me a tigress in the future" said and grinned and walked towards the hall.

Lu Hang stared blankly at the fairy who was walking away. muttered: "In my hometown, the female tigress will be swallowed alive." ”

Mu Hu patted Lu Hang's shoulder and said, "What's the matter, the eyes are about to fall to the ground, after you get married, you will see it in the future, let's go."

Lu Hang turned his head to look at Mu Hu again and was stunned, the news spread so fast? I only agreed to marry in the afternoon, and the wooden tigers outside the village already knew about it.

Before entering the dining room, he heard the laughter of men, women and children inside, and when he walked into the dining room, he was dumbfounded, and a large number of people were waiting for him, and asked, "Is this a common meal?" ”

"This is your wedding wine," Mu Hu replied puzzled,

"What?" Lu Hang's teeth in his big mouth were about to fall to the ground.

"It's silly to want to get married, tonight is your wedding wine," Mu Hu walked in after speaking.

"Lu Hang is here, come on, come on, sit inside" Elder Sha warmly beckoned Lu Hang to sit next to the little fairy.

It is said that the mother-in-law likes her daughter-in-law more and more when she looks at it, how did this become an old father-in-law.

"Everyone is seated, everyone is here, everyone knows that tonight is the wedding wine of the little fairy and Lu Hang," the patriarch said loudly.

"! This is married, why didn't I even see a single word, I didn't even wear a big red flower, and this bride walked in by herself just now, not even a sedan chair.. And also.. There are so many unreasonable that they are simply fantastical. Oh my God, I'm fainting! Lu Hang's mind was like a bucket full of paste.

"Husband, what's wrong with you?" Looking at Lu Hang with a stunned look, the little fairy asked with concern.

"What do you call me? Husband? "Is there anyone who calls her husband in this era? Lu Hang looked at the little fairy with wide eyes.

"Didn't you say that? Hee-hee" Lu Hang can't remember when he talked to her about her husband.

"We're getting married?" Lu Hang looked at the little fairy and asked.

"yes, didn't you say yes in the afternoon?"

"This was the first life event for the two of us, and we got married in such a hurry? I didn't even hear a single firecracker. I'm getting married? Lu Hang looked at the beautiful wife in front of him and said.

"Dad, Lu Hang said that he wanted to hear the sound of firecrackers, you go and put a few strings to listen," the little fairy turned to his father and said.

"Okay, okay, as long as my daughter-in-law likes it, it's a magnifying cannon," he said and walked out.

"If I really want to hear the sound of cannons, can you really make a cannon?" Lu Hang said disdainfully.

"Dad, Lu Hang said that he wanted to hear the sound of the cannon, you can amplify the cannon," the little fairy shouted outside the door.

Lu Hang looked at the little fairy and said with a smile in his heart: "This wife is quite humorous, I really found a stupid woman." ”

"Lu Hang, I'll toast you," the patriarch walked over, only to be followed by a line of people lining up behind him to toast.

"I'll go! Patriarch, they're all here to toast me? Lu Hang pointed to the hundreds of people lining up behind him and asked in surprise.

The patriarch looked back and nodded: "Yes, come and have a drink"

"Patriarch, you're kidding, these more than 100 people toast, you and I are a wine barrel"

"Husband, and me" The little fairy looked at Lu Hang with a smile.

"What are you kidding? Even the two of us can't handle the barrels, so when we get drunk, we have to find someone to carry the two of us barrels back to the cave room with a flat pole? ”

Before Lu Hang could drink, he felt like he was starting to faint.

"Come, I wish you an early birth to a noble son, cheers," the patriarch finished drinking the wine in his hand after speaking.

This is the patriarch's toast, and he must drink it, and Lu Hang also drank it in one gulp.

"Child, I toast you, I wish you an early birth of a precious son" and the elder lined up behind the patriarch to toast, and after speaking, he drank it in one gulp.

"Dry, thank you and elder" Lu Hang also drank it in one gulp.

"Child, Uncle Mu toasts you, I wish you an early birth to a precious son" Mu Chen also came over to toast.

In the back, Mu Hu, Mu Jing, Mu Ying, Ah Lian, Ah Mei and even Ling'er came to toast, and the toasts were all early born nobles...

"Won't I have children?" Lu Hang drank unbelievably cup after cup among the precocious nobles.

Lu Hang didn't know how many glasses he drank, he felt fine, his head was not too dizzy, and he was strange, when he was in high school, he would definitely fall to the ground and sleep for a day after drinking half a bottle of liquor.

Why did you come here, I drank a lot, but it was fine. I'm puzzled by how much alcohol I'm drinking.

"Boom" Suddenly, there was a loud bang outside the door.

The ground was shaking, the houses felt like they were going to collapse, and many of the cups that were about to be toasted fell to the ground in fright.

Paintings and other objects on the walls also fell to the ground. Lu Hang's ears thundered. What the hell is going on with this deafening sound. Could it be that Jiang Guangtou attacked the cottage?

"Haha, my daughter-in-law's cannon has been useless for too long, and it has exploded, but it's good to have a sound" A coal digger is like a coal digger whose teeth are still white except for opening his mouth, and his face is full of black. Yelling and yelling walked in.

If he doesn't speak, it is estimated that no one knows him, of course I know who he is, my respectable and lovely father-in-law!

My father-in-law, patting the black dust on his body, walked up to me with a wine glass and shouted:

"Daughter-in-law, let's fuck your sister, I wish you an early grandson"

It is estimated that his ears were a little deaf from the sound of the huge cannon, and it is estimated that the whole cottage can hear it if he shouts.

Up and down the hall, hundreds of people listened to the laughter...

"Father-in-law, it's not your sister, it's a toast, it's not me who gave birth to a grandson early, it's your grandson who gave birth to a grandson early... Wrong! It's my grandson who was born early. it! Lu Hang felt that he was stunned by the bombardment and was a little confused, and then said loudly:

"It's my grandson who gave birth to you early... I'll go! Lu Hang was shocked by this voice and did not come to his senses. Without saying anything, he raised his glass and said to his father-in-law: "Cheers" and drank the wine in his hand in one gulp.

When the old father-in-law saw that his daughter-in-law had finished drinking, he also shouted: "Godsister! "Pour the wine into your mouth too....

As a result, hundreds of people in the hall burst into laughter again, only louder than last time...

"Haha, haha, haha, haha" The sound was no less than the sound of the cannon just now.