Chapter 90: Brother and Nephew

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Ma Yun and these people are all human spirits, and Li Jing's idea will be understood as soon as he hears it. Presumably, he didn't realistically show his cleverness in strategy just now, and he couldn't suppress Da Chu in terms of momentum, and he wanted to move the idea of military affairs.

Zhao Pu sneered and said: "Dongting Lake is not big, the previous Wu King Yang Xingmi, Yang Wu and others should be very clear, don't these people come to Dongting Lake to play a few times?" What is the ending, the king, it should be very psychologically clear. ”

In June of the first year of Liang Kaiping (9o7 AD), Yang Wu, the king of Wu, accumulated the elite soldiers and good generals of Jiangbiao, and the three armies of the waterway were raised, and entered Dongting Lake in the case of Yuezhou Thorn History, and attacked Changsha along the Xiangjiang River, the result was that on the shore of Dongting Lake, the whole army was annihilated, and Liu Cun, a famous general of Jiangbiao, was captured alive, and tens of thousands of elite soldiers were buried at the bottom of Dongting Lake. Ma Yin took advantage of the situation not only to recover Yuezhou again, but also to turn the wall and lay down Langzhou, which had always echoed Jiangbiao, and completely unified Hunan. From then on, neither Wu nor the later Southern Tang Dynasty was able to launch a large-scale attack.

The strength of the Chu State is not weak, and Li Jing also understands it, otherwise it would not be his turn to fight the idea of the Chu State. If Chu was very weak, his father Li Yu, his godfather Xu Wen, and his godfather Yang Xingmi would have cleaned up Lao Ma's family a long time ago.

So he just wanted to learn from Tang Zhuangzong and see if he could take advantage of some verbal advantages, but people didn't give an inch. Although Li Jing was a little unhappy, he couldn't do it. Cha Wenhui and others on the side also learned the words of Ma Yun's gang, and knew that they were not easy to deal with, so they didn't dare to jump out and scold this "king" easily.

In the blink of an eye, the dishes were all ready, Ma Yun was a little stunned when he saw it, it seems that today's meal is completely uneatable. He peeked at Li Jie and Zhao Pu, just opposite the gaze of these two people, and their bodies were already shaking with anger.

This dish is very good, what braised chicken wings, chicken goose fish, wine fragrant chicken, hydrangea cabbage, etc., this dish is full of color and fragrance, and there are many varieties, but the ingredients for cooking are very single, and there are chickens in it. And this happens to be one thing that is taboo in the Chu State.

This is not because of any new religion that the Chu State believes, but because the second King of Chu of the Chu State, Ma Yin's second son, Ma Xifan's second brother, and the late Ma Xisheng, the king of Hengyang, loves to do what he likes to do is eat chicken. The reputation of this chicken king spread all over the world, and he ate at least fifty chickens for three meals a day.

When Ma Yin was alive, the king of Hengyang did not dare to spend money lavishly, and before Ma Yin was buried, the king of Hengyang set up a whole chicken feast. The ancients wanted vegetarian food for funerals, but the king of Hengyang wanted to eat chicken, and he only went to the funeral after eating a few chickens. At that time, an official of the Chu State ridiculed: "Ruan Sizong of the Jin Dynasty was about to mourn his mother, and he still ate a steamed pig and drank two buckets of wine. The lord is like this, and he can be described as a good and virtuous man. (Ruan Ji is a famous "fanatic", never respectful of etiquette, this sentence is not a good word) King Hengyang didn't know that others were ridiculing him, and he laughed happily, shamelessly saying that he was learning from Zhu Wen (Zhu San is also a famous chicken king).

This King of Hengyang is not only eating chicken, he doesn't know anyone, he accidentally killed the 'Zhuge Liang' Gao Yu of the Chu State, and he is also lazy and abnormal, he doesn't do anything except eat and drink nonsense, greedy for enjoyment, and provokes the people of Chu to be angry and dare not speak. However, the fate of the common people of Chu is better, and the king of Chu, who has been the king of Hengyang for more than a year, actually died. As soon as he died, Ma Xifan became the king of Chu with the support of civil and military officials, Ma Xifan is a person who respects righteousness and reason, loves face, Ma Yun is just marrying without permission, Ma Xifan is angry to death, not to mention the reputation of this "chicken king". The king of Hengyang is dead, so forget it, but since Ma Xifan became the king of Chu, no one in the hundred officials dares to mention the matter of chickens, and whoever mentions it is unlucky.

Even Ma Yungui is the prince, and he has been in Changsha for so many days, and he has never eaten chicken.

Ma Xisheng's reputation as "the king of eating chicken" is so loud, how could Li Tang not know that the later children of the Ma family and even the hundred officials of the Chu State did not eat chicken. Today's all-chicken feast is obviously deliberate.

Li Tang's trick is enough damage, Li Jie is very angry, he feels insulted, but there is nothing he can do, this obviously refers to Sang scolding Huai, but people didn't say it clearly, he stood up rashly and didn't know what to say, there was no target, and if he didn't say it well, it seemed that there was no measure.

Li Jie blinked and looked at Zhao Pu. Although Zhao Pu had just joined the feudal military group of the Chu State, he was the "Bao Inquirer" of the Jingnan Jiedu Embassy, so he naturally knew this reason. He had a brain teaser and tried to find a way to transfer this ugliness to the past, and at this point, he must not admit it.

Zhao Pu hadn't come up with a way yet, Ma Yun smiled: "Does King Tang also like chicken?" It seems that the world's 'chicken king' will also add Tang Wangye. ”

Li Jing looked at the embarrassing portrait of Zhao Pu and others, and was drinking proudly, but he didn't expect Ma Yun to suddenly give him the reputation of 'chicken king', and he couldn't help it at the moment, and squirted out with a sip of wine. I am a literary and elegant person, how can I be a puppet like Zhu San, let alone a fool like Ma Xisheng.

Li Jing was angry.

Looking at Li Jing's two eyes, Cha Wenhui stood up and said, "Lord Wang, I misunderstood. I heard that there are few chickens in your country, and my king is afraid that you will not eat chicken, so he specially made this whole chicken feast. In fact, I am also curious, people in the world only get up when roosters crow, I don't know what sound your country heard to know that it was dawn? Could it be a dog barking? ”

When the officials on Li Tang's side heard this, they couldn't help but laugh.

Ma Yun stood up, squinted at the Li Tang officials opposite, and took them to calm down before saying: "It's strange, your country sees that the sky is not bright, and you actually rely on listening to the sound, we are very ordinary, we just use our eyes to see." Lord Cha, I don't know what your people's eyes are used for? ”

Ma Yun's words are a bit of a scoundrel. He misinterpreted Cha Wenhui's meaning, and simply made a mistake.

Li Tang's official brushed it and was silent. They don't know how to deal with people who are so shameless, so lewd, and don't play their cards according to the teachings of the saints at all. Yells? Let's not talk about whether you can scold the other party, even if you scold, the other party is so shameless, and it is you who are ashamed. Moreover, you can't provoke the other party, after all, now that Datang is conquering Fujian, if Chu makes a small move on the Western Front, won't Datang be attacked on both sides?

Li Tang's officials can only raise the spirit of Ah Q, I am a scholar, and I don't have the same knowledge as you.

Feng Yansi looked at Ma Yun opposite, his heart moved, and said: "Your Majesty, today the envoy of the Chu State and the marriage of Tang and Chu have been reconciled since then, which can be described as a great joy. The minister heard that the king of Chu liked to compose poems the most, and the eighteen scholars of Tiance Mansion were all literary and romantic, and the ministers asked His Majesty to issue an edict to do all of you to give poems together to enjoy the prosperous world. ”

Poetry?

Li Jing was overjoyed, shook his head and said lightly: "I love to recruit the scene, and it naturally enters the picture screen." The water is blue, and the mountains are green. Hug the ape back to the hole, and rush to the clouds and cranes. Sit calmly for a long time, and the flowers are full of leisure. This masterpiece of the King of Chu is sung in the south of the Yangtze River. This poem is appropriate to the situation and full of deep meaning. It's really hard to cheer! ”

Seeing Li Jing shaking his head, Li Tang Qunchen over there either smiled and twisted his beard, or thought quietly, Feng Yansi even shook his head and shook his head, and the joints were in harmony. made Ma Yun laugh secretly in his heart, this Li Jing is really a writer, this Li Tang's poetry club seems to be much stronger than Da Chuke. It's a pity, politically, it's just a retarded person.

Li Jing said again: "Lord Ma, the fifth son of the King of Chu, must also have the demeanor of the King of Chu, it is better for us to compose poems together today to celebrate the marriage of Chu and Tang." ”

Ma Yun hurriedly said modestly: "I am really not proficient in this way, Master Li Jie Li is a good hand in this, why don't we let him compose poems for us." ”

Li Jing looked at him dissatisfied, and said with a smile: "This poem, it's just that when you get it, An can replace it." Lord Ma, don't be modest. ”

Ma Yun naturally knew that Li Tang deliberately wanted to make a fool of himself, but he also wanted to take this opportunity to show his vulgar style, of course, he stood up in the courtyard, walked a few steps slowly, and read softly: "A group of geese under the mountain, shout and drive down the river, catch the geese in the river and be hungry, and go home to play with his wife after eating." ”

This has just been done, coaxing, Li Tang Baiguan smiled forward and backward, Ma Yuntian shamelessly, and said: "Tang Wang, you are not doing well, please criticize and correct." As he spoke, he went back to his seat.

"Lord, wait." Cha Wenhui finally seized the opportunity and teased: "Lord Wang, this poem has been done, but this topic has to be told to us." ”

"Topic," Ma Yunleng paused, he slowly raised his head, stroked his chin with one hand, thought for a while, and then said, "It should be... ”

Cha Wenhui looked left and right triumphantly, glanced lightly, and said with a smile: "Xiaguan has a good topic, Lord Wang, what do you think of this 'five, six, seven, eight'?" Each sentence of the prince's poem is one more word than the previous one, isn't it exactly 'five, six, seven, eight'? ”

Saying that, Li Tang officials burst into laughter, and the depression just now had already been thrown out of the clouds.

Li Jie was both happy and ashamed in his heart, happy that Ma Yun had made a bad reputation all of a sudden, and ashamed that in this way, people underestimated Chu State. Zhao Pu smiled slightly, and poured himself a drink without seeing it.

Since then, the banquet has gradually become lively, and there are many people who come to toast to Ma Yun, and everyone has to praise a few words, Ma Yun doesn't seem to hear the ridicule at all, and he is even proud, and the more he drinks, the happier he becomes. Zhao Pu and Li Jie were afraid to catch the road again, but they just played haha and didn't dare to drink anymore.

This person drank too much, some people fell asleep, some people became tired, and some people scolded others angrily. Ma Yun drank a little too much, and he talked a lot, talking about how he led the elite soldiers to break through Nanping, and how he fought 800 rounds with Nanping Jiangling, boasting of the sky. Li Tang laughed secretly in his heart, and he still came to praise a few words, so Ma Yun drank more. So much so that when Li Jingsui came over to toast, Ma Yun couldn't recognize who he was.

Zhao Pu explained on the side: "Lord Wang, Lord Wang. Brother Tang came over to toast. ”

"Who? Your surname is Wang, hello Brother Wang! ”

As he spoke, Ma Yun put his arm around Li Jingsui's shoulders and said, "Let's drink it." ”

"Lord Wang, Lord Wang, this is the younger brother of King Tang."

Ma Yun blinked his eyes and said, "Brother Wang." ”

Seeing that Ma Yun understood a little, Li Jingsui smiled and was about to speak.

Ma Yun slapped Li Jingsui's head and said: "Brother and nephew, this big head, I don't know who will cut it off." ”

As soon as the voice fell, the noisy courtyard suddenly became unusually silent. Li Jingsui was so shocked that his face was like earth, and he secretly glanced at Li Jing, and Li Jing happened to look at him as well.

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