Chapter 32: Climb for Lao Tzu

Li Liqian looked at Li Chengqian with wide eyes, she even felt that the big bubble gum in her mouth was tasteless, she clearly saw that Li Chengqian was using something as light as a piece of paper, but it was different from the paper she had seen before, how to say it, Li Chengqian looked very advanced with his paper.

"Brother, what kind of paper are you using?" Li Li asked.

Li Chengqian smiled slightly: "Toilet paper." ”

"Hygienic ...... Paper? Li Li was suspicious, "Who gave birth to the paper?" ”

Li Chengqian was speechless, the little girl really hasn't seen anything in the world! Actually asked such a sand sculpture question.

"Toilet paper is not toilet paper, it is a kind of paper used for cleaning, such as wiping your butt and blowing your nose." Li Chengqian said.

Li Lizhi was shocked: "Such a white and flawless and precious paper is actually used to wipe your butt and blow your nose, this is simply a tyrannical thing!" ”

"But that's what this paper does, you can't write on it, if you use a ballpoint pen and pencil to write, you can write with a pen like a fountain pen and a brush with ink, and it will fall into an ink ball when written on it!" Li Chengqian said.

Li Liqian blinked, Li Chengqian said four kinds of pens, she actually only knew one of them! She had never heard of the other three! She instantly felt that she and her brother were not people of the same world?

"Brother, can you give me a little bit of this paper and let me see it." Li Li asked.

"Absolutely."

After Li Chengqian finished speaking, he took out a grid of toilet paper and handed it to Li Liqian, who began to carefully appreciate this toilet paper that looked so exquisite, but had such a low use.

Her first impression was that it was light, supple, and, like what she had seen before, it was so white, as white as snow.

She looked so closely that she could see the jagged joints of each grid, and the dots left behind when the two rows of toilet paper were pressed on either side.

Even, she held this toilet paper to the sun and admired it like a real connoisseur jewel.

When Li Chengqian saw this, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva, he thought he was very dirty, but he didn't expect that his cheap sister would be so dirty that she would treat a grid of toilet paper as a treasure.

Li Chengqian was stunned, Li Lizhi began to test the toughness of this toilet paper, and she found a very amazing thing, that is, although this toilet paper looks very thin, the toughness is very amazing!

She couldn't tear the toilet paper with a lot of effort, and of course, a lot of effort here was for paper.

"Brother, this paper is so strong, I can't even tear it open with so much effort!" Li Li asked.

"This is called toughness, you think, its biggest function is to wipe the buttocks, if you don't toughen, won't your fingers be punctured, and then your fingers won't ......" Li Chengqian's leisurely voice came out.

This kind of thing, although everyone has never communicated, after all, it is a little disgusting, but most of them have happened to themselves, who hasn't accidentally punctured a few pieces of toilet paper when wiping their buttocks?

When his voice came out, everyone had already begun to imagine that the picture was so beautiful and disgusting.

"Negative Sentiment from Li Lizhen, +145"

"Negative Sentiment from Emily, +153"

"From ......"

"Brother, you're so disgusting!" Li Li asked.

"Isn't it rough to say, didn't I give an example of the toughness of this paper."

"Brother, can you give me some more toilet paper, I want to use it." Li Li pleaded.

Li Chengqian looked at the teenage little Lori in front of him, dressed in white, dancing with streamers, stars in his eyes, looking at him with very expectant eyes, he felt that his heart was budding.

At this moment, he even felt that even if this sister asked him for the stars in the sky, he could take them off!

As an only child in the 21st century, the only child of his generation has a slogan, that is: the country owes me a sister, and now, his sister is not only one, but a dozen starts!

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but sigh a little emotionally, drought drought, waterlogging death, maybe this is fate, too many sisters are also a kind of trouble.

Although there are really a few princesses who came out of the belly, and even one of them was adopted by the eldest grandson, he still can't stand it!

Take my sister away!

Li Chengqian had no way, he directly took out a roll of brand-new toilet paper and handed it to Li Liqian.

Li Lizhen snatched it away, and then began to search her body.

"Strange, where did you get such a big roll of paper? Tricks? Li Li asked.

"It's really gone." Li Chengqian said helplessly.

Li Liqian, who got this large roll of toilet paper, was in a good mood, and she didn't want to stay any longer, so she had to go back.

"Don't you want that fashion handbag anymore?" Li Chengqian said.

"I can't take out a handbag and use it if I have a handbag, so forget it." Li Li asked.

"It is true, there is no poverty, and there is inequality." Li Chengqian said.

After Li Lizhi went back, she quietly hid this roll of toilet paper, she was not as awesome as Li Chengqian, and she could run to the toilet to test it as soon as she got the toilet paper.

"Your Highness, Du He asked you to go to him, he said that the first sale ceremony of stinky tofu is about to begin."

"Okay, I'll go right away!" Li Chengqian was pleasantly surprised.

He hurriedly ran to Duhe's mansion and was blocked outside the door, and suddenly, Li Chengqian was furious.

"What? Queuing at someone's doorstep? Sick? Li Chengqian said.

His words attracted everyone's attention, and the people in line looked at Li Chengqian, and hurriedly saluted and got out of the way, making Li Chengqian stunned for a moment, what's the matter, is his popularity so high? Just know him by any person?

In fact, this is not the case, the reason why everyone knows him is because the identities of the people queuing here are very unusual, they are all cronies of the ministers, ordinary people may not know what His Royal Highness the Crown Prince looks like, these people know.

Li Chengqian swaggered into the door, and Du He saw Li Chengqian and rushed over directly.

"You're here, I'm blocked by these guys, and I can't get out!" Duho Road.

Li Chengqian frowned: "It's against you, dare to block the door of my good brother's house, which unit are you from?" Since you are so unreasonable, then get out of here for me and climb for Lao Tzu! ”

"Negative sentiment from Zhao Qian, +56"

"Negative sentiment from Sun Li, +68"

"From ......"

Everyone was speechless, who is unreasonable, they are also the celebrities around the ministers, many people are kneeling and licking them, and when they get here, they have to climb?

The person closest to him smiled and said, "Your Highness, Lord Eldest Sun asked me to fetch stinky tofu, do you think you want me to take some back first?" ”

"Lord Eldest Sun? I don't know! Li Chengqian said, "Let Lao Tzu climb out first, don't hinder Lao Tzu from discussing things with his good brother." ”

"Negative sentiment from Lin Cong, +108"

Lin Cong is helpless, this master doesn't even know his own uncle, but it's okay? What else can I do? Climb ......