Chapter Thirty-Nine: What a Fart
"Little friend, this is a paperwork."
After staying here for a while, Aunt Luo also pressed the red handprint on the documents in her house, and the clerk who handled the documents handed over one of them to Han Cheng with his own hands, and the title in his mouth also unconsciously became a little friend, with a smile on his face, looking very affectionate, and no longer when Han Cheng and they came in before, they looked like they were doing business.
Han Cheng took the paperwork, folded it carefully, put it in a small pocket, and after saying a few more words to these officials, he said goodbye and left.
Xiang Zheng and Chen Laojiao, who originally brought him and Aunt Luo over to do errands, have become foil-like existences.
This... This kid.
Walking out of the official office of the government office, Chen Lao looked at the few officials who had just turned around and went back after sending out the door, and then looked at Han Cheng as if nothing had happened, and his mood suddenly became very complicated.
These are the officials of the county government who even Xiangzheng and he have to laugh at, and now they actually call this kid a little friend one by one, and when he left, he also walked out of the office to personally send him a ride, such treatment, even he and Xiangzheng have never had.
This kid who was robbed and deceived by himself took away all the good land in the family, how did he enjoy such treatment?
The key is that after enjoying such treatment, this kid still looks very bland, and he can see it at all with the slightest excitement, is this too good concentration, or too stupid, and he doesn't understand what it means at all?
Of course, Han Cheng understood this, but he didn't feel complacent in his heart, because he understood that the biggest reason why these people treated them like this was because they had lost the face of the guy who was not treated by them with the help of his own hands.
As for himself, he is just a country boy with no identity now, even if he receives some courtesy, his actual identity has not changed at all.
It is imperative to make salted fish as soon as possible.
Han Cheng has a very clear understanding of his identity and situation, and will not become complacent and self-aggrandizing because of a few innocuous compliments from others, nor will he be arrogant and think that he is nothing.
Han Cheng thought so in his heart, his eyes scanned back and forth here a few times, but he didn't see the figure of the young official who came out of the room in anger.
Where is this guy hiding?
Won't you find someone to retaliate against you like in the novels you used to read, right? Then I hit the small one, and the old one came out, and let myself step by step?
Han Cheng thought playfully in his heart, and walked out.
"Do you have anything else? If not, go back with a donkey cart. ”
After walking a few steps outside the government office, Chen Lao asked Han Cheng and Aunt Luo in a loud voice.
Originally, according to Chen Lao's previous thoughts, after signing the paperwork, he and Xiangzheng went back in a carriage together.
As for Han Cheng and Luo Qian, how to go back is not in his consideration, anyway, the two of them don't want to sit in the donkey cart anymore, Chen Lao Li doesn't want to be taken advantage of by Han Cheng and them for nothing.
But at this moment, after seeing what happened in the government office before, Chen Laojiao's mind changed.
Han Cheng can be normal, but Chen Lao can't.
"No need, my aunt and I will go and see the salt."
Han Cheng shook his head and politely declined Chen Lao's invitation, and then walked to the market with Aunt Luo.
Chen Laoli originally wanted to say something like 'I'll go to see the salt too, everyone just dropped by', but when he saw the townsman sitting on the side, he still couldn't say such words after all.
"I don't know what to lift!"
After Han Cheng walked a little farther, Chen Lao scolded Han Cheng's back, and then asked people to drive the vehicle back.
He didn't dare to stay in the county town for longer, otherwise he would need to invite the township to eat in the county town when it was late, and the cost would be big.
When Han Cheng and Aunt Luo rushed to the market, and Chen Lao pulled them to turn the car and go back, there was an accident at the government office they had just left, and the accident was still the young official surnamed Yuan.
In the county seat, in the latrine of the county government office, a young official surnamed Yuan who came out of the office room was standing here, his face still ugly.
The toilet is a good place, or a good excuse, whether it is Liu Bang's urine escape at the Hongmen banquet, or the wine field in later generations, hiding before eating, going to the bathroom is an impeccable excuse.
Of course, in addition to these, it is also very good to adjust or vent emotions, such as the young officials surnamed Yuan now.
"Damn it! These damn things! How dare you humiliate yourself like this! ”
He scolded angrily here, and it was not Han Cheng who scolded the most, but those colleagues who constantly praised Han Cheng's good writing.
After scolding like this for a while, he was still angry, lifted the hem of his clothes, and kicked a few times against the wall.
While kicking, he gritted his teeth and said cruelly: "What are you guys!" I'm from Guanlong, Juncheng is my uncle, sooner or later, I will have to slaughter you all! ”
That's what happened to these feet.
This kind of thing has not been built very well in ancient times, and the county government has built better than ordinary farmers, but it will not be much better, where can this guy be so violently kicked?
On the earthen wall, which was not very strong, a large block of mud fell down, and under the frightened gaze of the officials surnamed Yuan, it smashed into the thatched pond.
Two days ago, there was a rain here, and there was a lot of water in the thatched pond. Spectacular.
"Gott~"
The young official surnamed Yuan, who was splashed all over, vomited at that time.
The vomiting sound in the toilet took a while before it ended, and the official surnamed Yuan cursed fiercely in his heart, while secretly glad that no one came here at this time.
Immediately, he shook the clothes on his body with disgust, turned around and walked outside.
At this time, he just wanted to leave this unlucky place quickly and hide in a place where no one was there to clean up.
As a result, not long after walking out, I met the officials who came to clean their hands with laughter and laughter.
Both sides were stunned in an instant, and the atmosphere became very awkward for a while.
The young official surnamed Yuan couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to drill down, covered his face with his sleeve, and ran away, leaving a few people who continued to be stunned.
"That kid surnamed Yuan just now?"
"This guy is running so fast!"
Smelling the rich breath that had not yet dissipated, and looking at the young official surnamed Yuan who had disappeared in the blink of an eye, several people sighed with heartfelt emotion, and immediately burst into laughter......
"My old lady, what a big fart this kid surnamed Yuan has put in!"
A few officials who finally stopped laughing, after coming to the latrine, looked at the mess inside, and after being stunned, one of the officials sighed from the bottom of his heart, and his face was full of mountains!