Chapter 5 [Why not eat minced meat?] 】
Li Yun smiled, and suddenly squatted down slowly.
Cheng Chumo's temperament was rough, and he yelled hurriedly: "Why are you squatting again?" Master, didn't you say that you would take me to do a few big things, so that my father would be impressed with me from now on? ”
"If you want to do big things, you have to eat enough, right?"
Li Yun squatted on the edge of the corner, waved his hand to wipe the dust on the ground, and then sat down cross-legged slowly, and said with a smile: "The emperor is not a hungry soldier, is your little prince more ruthless than the emperor?" Wait, I'll eat......"
After speaking, he waved to A-Yao, and said gently: "Sister, come and sit, there is shade in the corner of the wall, see how hot you are?" His hair was soaked with sweat. ”
Ah Yao playfully stuck out her tongue, as if she was shy because of outsiders, but she still ran to Li Yun with a pottery bowl, and said very happily: "Brother Li, eat quickly, this porridge is thick, you can eat two meals at a time, we are not afraid of starvation at night......"
"Well, yes, A-Yao is very capable!"
Li Yun nodded in approval, took the pottery bowl with his hand, first blew lightly into the bowl, found that the hot porridge did not have any ripples, and said with a smile: "Sure enough, it is thick porridge, and it can't be blown by blowing." ”
Ah Yao was very happy on the side, and said with a sweet smile: "This is the porridge at the bottom of the pot, so it is very thick, the porridge boiled in the big pot is always thin at the top and thick at the bottom, and the more porridge at the bottom of the pot, the more fragrant." Eat one bowl, top three bowls, a whole cauldron, such a pot of porridge can only hold three or four bowls, in the past, it was reserved for those who were about to starve to death, and it would not be given to the young and strong people to eat. ”
Li Yun looked thoughtful, and suddenly said: "Since it is porridge for the old, weak, sick and disabled, why is it suddenly released to us again?" ”
Ah Yao blinked her eyes and said with a sweet smile: "The official of the soup kitchen said that there are no patients in our workshop today, but the porridge at the bottom of the pot can't be wasted, so I put two big bowls for my sister." ”
The little girl's tone was very excited, obviously still happy to be able to receive two bowls of thick pot porridge, but Li Yun's heart moved slightly, and he had probably guessed the truth.
In the past, when he first came, he was also hungry and faint, but he didn't see the soup kitchen officials distribute thick porridge, but now, he is not sick and harmless, and Ah Yao brought two large bowls at once.
"Sure enough, there is no place without human affection and sophistication......"
Li Yun suddenly laughed at himself, and glanced at Cheng Chumo with deep meaning.
Cheng Chumo was furious by him, subconsciously took a half step back, and said carefully: "Master, what do you mean?" ”
"It's not interesting!"
Li Yun smiled and said, "I just want to thank you, today's dinner is stained with your light!" ”
"Stain me?"
Cheng Chu was stunned for a moment, his eyes fell on the pottery bowl in Li Yun's hand, although he was a dumbfounder, but in fact, his mind was not stupid, and he quickly understood, and muttered: "The master is saying that those officials who give porridge are currying favor with me?" They saw that I was messing with you, so they gave you thick porridge? ”
"Not bad!"
Li Yun nodded and smiled, and said: "You are the son-in-law of the Lu Guogong Mansion, the well-known Chang'an little overlord, if there is no accident in the future, you will be the next generation of Lu Guogong, these little officials are not fools, how can they miss the opportunity to please you at will......
"It's just two bowls of porridge, which is also a flattery?"
Cheng Chumo glared, came over and looked down at the pottery bowl in Li Yun's hand, and said with disdain: "Just this porridge, no one in my family will eat it." ”
Li Yun suddenly felt that his back molars were a little itchy, and he resisted the anger and asked, "Then I want to ask Xiao Guogong, what does Your Excellency usually eat?" ”
"What else can I eat?"
Cheng Chumo was straightforward, he didn't hear the anger in Li Yun's words at all, and said in a daze: "Of course it's meat!" Drink two bowls of porridge in the morning, with a dozen or so meat cakes, drink wine at noon, get a dozen side dishes, and eat relatively simple at night, because my father is more able to live, he usually asks the kitchen to make a roast leg of lamb. Eat like this every day, master, I'm tired of eating it......"
"I fucking want to kill you!"
Li Yun couldn't bear it anymore, and suddenly burst out and threw a punch, Cheng Chumo didn't intervene for a while, and he beat him with a black eye.
After this thing was beaten, he didn't know why, he stood there with his eyes covered and snorted, and shouted: "Master, why are you beating people for no reason?" You are so unreasonable, what is the difference between me and my father, be careful that the apprentice goes out of the master's door, and our master and apprentice break up in two......"
"Then get out!"
Li Yun held his breath, his chest rising and falling. Suddenly shouted angrily, and roared: "Why don't you eat minced meat, I originally thought it was said in the book, but I didn't expect to experience it in person today, it is worthy of the national honor, I really can't climb high, you go, I don't know you." From then on, the road is facing the sky, you continue to be your little countryman, and I will continue to be my little disaster victim. , what are you doing standing? ”
It's good that he doesn't get angry, but when he gets angry, he has a bit of power.
Cheng Chumo actually ate this very much, and even salivated and begged for mercy, and said with a hippie smile: "The master is angry, it's not good to be angry...... Ahaha, my dad is right, people with skills have a big temper, it seems that you and I worship the master right, and I will look for those bastards to show off when I go back. ”
With such a hippie smile, the anger in Li Yun's chest suddenly became smaller, after all, he was a small prince of the Guogong Mansion who was dignified, and he could be regarded as a model of respecting teachers and valuing education.
Li Yun took a deep breath, suddenly raised his hand to the corner of the wall next to him, and said coldly: "Come here, squat!" ”
"What for?"
Cheng Chu was stunned and asked, but he still obediently walked over and squatted.
Li Yun suddenly handed over the bowl, snorted and said, "I won't eat this bowl of rice today, you can eat it." ”
"But I'm not hungry!"
"You have to eat even if you're not hungry!"
Li Yun glared at him hatefully, and said coldly: "You give me a good taste of this bowl of pot rice." Didn't you just say that your family doesn't even eat this? Then you eat a bowl and try it first, you can taste it and taste what this pot of rice tastes like. ”
Cheng Chu saw that his face was stern, so he had no choice but to take the pottery bowl, and he lowered his head and took two mouthfuls with a sad face, and then swallowed it very hard, and suddenly raised his head and said: "Master, this porridge pierces your throat." ”
"Of course it's prickly, because there's chaff in it!" Ah Yao was drinking porridge over there and drinking sweetly, and she couldn't help but interject when she heard the words, but the little girl was very happy, and then said: "Actually, the porridge at the bottom of the pot is very good, much more fragrant than the gruel with pure bran." ”
Cheng Chu was stunned and held the bowl, and said in amazement: "Pure bran gruel? Is that still porridge? ”
Li Yun slowly squatted down beside Cheng Chumo and sighed lightly: "From ancient times to the present, all dynasties and dynasties, famine years have been seen every time, disaster victims have been displaced to seek food, although the imperial court will also provide disaster relief, but do you think the imperial court will use good food?" Tell you, they are all coarse grains mixed with bran, and porridge is boiled to make people live. The bowl of porridge you eat today is actually good, because it is a pot porridge, very thick, and there is food...... We don't eat like this on weekdays, we drink gruel, the porridge at the top of the cauldron, those porridges are basically full of bran, drink it in one gulp, the throat hurts, only desperately endure it, can barely swallow. But if you don't drink it, you can't do it, you have to live......"
Cheng Chu was stunned and held the bowl, and there was obviously a touch in his eyes.