Chapter 21 "The Crazy Geniuses"
Chapter 21: Crazy Geniuses
Hearing this, Su Tingting looked at her second brother in a daze, and after suddenly realizing it, she nodded again and again and apologized: "It's Ting'er who owes the filter, how can the husband be so funny." ”
"It's okay, it's okay." The big palm rested on the waist of the fairy's wife, and she was brought to sit on the chair. "Don't worry about the sky, let's eat."
"Yes, husband." Busy carrying a lot of things into his bowl, he suddenly remembered that there were other people in the hall, his little face was dyed with a layer of delicate pink, and he whispered to the people in front of him: "Too old, mother, second brother, brother Feng, please...... Please have a meal. ”
"Ting'er, don't talk and eat quickly." Tai Lao knew that she was reluctant, so he moved the delicacies on the table to Ah Zhen with pity and kindness, and urged: "Eat, eat." ”
"Why are you stunned?" Gollum quickly drank up a large bowl of porridge, and Ah Zhen, who was almost choked to death by a shrimp shell, held a bowl in one hand and chopsticks in the other. "If it's slow, you're going to lick the bottom of the plate."
"Love your son-in-law and don't care about your mother, you eat, you eat." Ni Wanzhen glanced at Tai Lao with a thick smile, this son-in-law is like a war every time he eats, and his gobbling speed is surprisingly fast, and he only pauses many times, and he almost swept everything away, I really don't know what his stomach looks like, how can he hold so many things?
The morning light is bright, the four cities are opened, the bustling crowd of fish and fish are poured into the huge Suzhou city, the stalls are shouting, the maids, the cooks are holding the vegetable baskets, crowded in the crowded vegetable market, in order to save a few lines of money for the host's family, raise their throats and quarrel with all kinds of businessmen like slashing prices.
"Okay, okay, don't cry, my husband will send a letter home every day." At the gate of Sufu, Ah Zhen helplessly hugged the fairy wife who had pear blossoms and rain endlessly. He didn't expect that Ting'er would be so sticky to him.
"Ting...... Ting'er didn't want to cry either, but ...... But tears don't know what to do...... Why ......" Su Tingting was crimson, hiding in her husband's arms, her little hand grabbed his chest, raised her pitiful blurred tears to stare at him and said: "Husband must take care of everything, and you must not act rashly." ”
"Good! Don't cry, huh? Holding the fairy with both hands, Da Mu gently wiped off the water stains on his pink and red cheeks, raised his head and smiled at the big man behind him: "Too old, Wanzhen mother-in-law, Jingyang, Jingfeng, you take care." ”
"Take care of your son-in-law all the way." Ni Wanzhen stepped forward, reluctantly resentful, straightened his collar, and complained: "If your son-in-law sees your father-in-law, I will persuade him to return home." ”
"Don't worry, I'll be covered." Not to mention that Feng Shao's mother-in-law didn't say it, he, who is a son-in-law, must take his father on a long vacation, this father is really outstanding, he has disappeared for six years, and he didn't even go home once, if it is like this for Xiaosan, then it is okay. But he was for the endless battle, and what had happened.
"Alright, I'm leaving." Wrap your arms around the fairy's little waist again, and gently peck the fairy's beautiful forehead. Only then did he wave his hand while retreating, until there was a carriage behind him, and he turned around and jumped on the board of the carriage with reluctance, and got into the car and shouted: "Go!" Mess up the balls, GO! GO! GO! ”
"Driving ......" straddled the horseback, Shen Hai was old and strong, and Yang shouted at the handlebar. The horses suddenly shot forward like arrows.
"Drive, drive......, drive, drive, drive
"Husband, husband......" The car grunted and turned, Tingting's tears became more anxious, like an abandoned person, chasing before shedding tears, and moaning with tears: "The water pattern is long, and the good period of a thousand miles will be rested overnight." Since then, he has no intention of loving the night, and let him go down to the west building under the bright moon. ”
Seeing her so sad, everyone's hearts suddenly felt like they were weighed down by a boulder, and they were uncomfortably tight.
Su Jingyang was speechless and stepped forward to hug his sister's shoulders and said, "Sister don't have to be so sad. ”
"Second brother......" Su Tingting's eyes were full of tears, staring at her second brother miserably, choked up and couldn't speak.
"It's okay, Brother Zhen will be back soon." Holding the broken girl in her arms, Su Jingyang sighed deeply, not knowing how to persuade her to enter the mansion.
"Hey......" The shadow of the carriage was gone, and the old man looked at his granddaughter with a sigh, and his mood was also very heavy, and he turned around and walked into the house with the two of them without saying a word.
As the slow car drove out of the North City Gate, the speed began to gallop in the wind. Ah Zhen, who had not slept all night leaning on the soft pillow, his eyes began to be hazy, until there was no more mockery, and his heavy eyes finally fell, and he went to Zhouzhuang to make friends with Xiaodie.
His uncle slept comfortably this night, but Miss Yin, who was still in Suzhou City, was trapped in deep trouble because of his sinister situation, and everyone pointed out that she was obscene.
The shopkeeper in the Xiangyang Inn, from the opening to the present, has a smile with a lot of silver on his face, not only has not diminished, but has also multiplied rapidly.
"Please inside, please ...... inside" I don't understand what happened this morning, in the face of a large number of young men pouring in, the shopkeeper is full of money. Seeing that several little second brothers were too busy, they immediately took on the dual roles of shopkeeper and junior second, bookkeeping and errands, and they were very busy, laughing at the lot of money.
"Huh!" As soon as a few playful boys stepped into the Inn, they immediately shook their heads and walked towards the table by the side of the stairs with their fans. "Isn't this Brother Wenchi? How? You haven't returned to Luoyang yet? ”
"It turned out to be Brother Xianpin." Wen Chi Caizi, who was waiting for the maid, showed a hint of sneer on his face, and stammered with his fists: "Wait...... Wait a minute...... Just go back and rest for a while. ”
"Hahaha......" As soon as his words fell, the faces of the sons and brothers who came here were full of obscene smiles, and the virtuous and talented man poked his chest lightly with a fan, and smiled meaningfully: "Brother Wenchi, I'm afraid it's not as simple as resting, right?" When the words fell, he lightly teased his eyebrows, and took out a copy of Yin's biography from his arms without hurrying. Brother Wenchi is the girl in the waiting book. ”
"Yin's ......"
"Is it the Yin family?"
"That's right, this is the ......"
As the virtuous and talented man took out the book from his arms, the inn densely packed with hundreds of people was suddenly in an uproar, whispering, exchanging tongues, and drawing the road.
Before dawn, he was woken up by a friend, saying that he had a masterpiece last night, called "Yin's Biography", and its content made people want to stop, and they wanted to die, and the girl in the book was none other than Hangzhou Zhiyan, Yin Yin, and Miss Yin. Legend has it that this book can make seventy old children rejuvenate, the golden gun does not pour medicine, I love a piece of firewood, these prostitute holy relics, and when I encounter this book, I am instantly killed.
The rich children who regret not going to the Qinglou last night regret not being at the beginning, but there are only dozens of copies of the whole book, which is extremely precious. Everyone refused to part with their love, and now they are surprised to see that there is another Yin family's canon, where can they bear it.
"Brother Tai ......" An extremely rich boy was itching, and immediately stood up and asked: "The book in Brother Tai's hand is the real one?" ”
"Do you need to talk about that?" Seeing that some people questioned, Xian Pingcai was very unconvinced and said: "It has been less than two hours since this book came out, and even if it is a copy, it will not appear until noon." ”
"Yes." Wenchi nodded and agreed, not to be outdone, he also took out a copy of Yin's biography from his arms, and said with a full of anger: "It just so happens that I also have one on me." ”
"Brother Wenchi, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it." Seeing that his friend also had a good gift on him, Xian Ping smiled lewdly and asked jokingly: "Where was Brother Wenchi in last night?" ”
"Drunken Bell Pavilion. What about the virtuous brother? ”
"Wanhualou."
"Hahaha......" As soon as the words of the two fell, they laughed at the same time, laughing obscenely.
"Hey, hey, hey......" Just as the two of them were laughing, a large number of sons and uncles also stepped into the inn, everyone held a copy of Yin's biography in their hands, and looked at everyone in the hall with a lot of face, raised their heads and said: "This book is really owned by God, and it is difficult to find in the world." ”
"Wow......" suddenly saw that more than a dozen people were holding the Yin family in their hands, and the inn was in a state of admiration, and everyone put their eyes on the dozen or so sons and uncles who had just arrived.
"One thousand taels." The extremely rich son was full of admiration, and his heart was itching and shouting: "Who is willing to cut love? ”
"A thousand taels?" After a few snorts, a rich man who also wore gold and silver said: "Last night, the bidding in Xuemei Building won three thousand taels, and no one made a bid, you want to buy one thousand taels?" ”
"That's right." Another accomplice with a golden fan also said: "It is rumored that there are only fifty copies of this unique classic, which appeared at the same time in the Drunken Ling Pavilion, Yanyu Pavilion, Wanhua Building, Xuemei Building, and Wanjuan Yuan at the same time last night, ten copies for each family, and the others are gone." ”
"Five thousand taels ......" The son of the Hao family who was ashamed took out all his belongings from his arms, slapped the case and drank heavily: "Put down the book and take the money." ”
"Wow......" Hundreds of people rushed to the rich man's boy and shot their eyes with extreme admiration. Not everyone can be a loser, first you have to have a wealthy family, and then you have to have a particularly rich father, you let the people with the four walls of the family go to be a loser.
Just when everyone figured out that the loser was not everyone, a crazy voice exploded.
"Miss Yin, look! Miss Yin came down......"
As the voice of the frenzy suddenly rose, hundreds of people shut up urgently, and all of them shot their heads towards the wooden staircase wolf.
"Huh?" Just after dressing up, Yin Yin was suddenly startled when he walked downstairs slowly.
"How...... How? "Just now upstairs I heard a commotion below, why did everyone be quiet as soon as she appeared, hundreds of people, why did they look at her with such lewd eyes?
"Heavenly ...... Oh, my God! ”
"Like ...... Like, too...... It's too much of a resemblance. ”
The noisy inn that came to watch this woman was quiet, silent, and quiet as a midnight cemetery. Dao Dao**, unabashedly "I want to do it" gaze, shot at the protagonist standing on the stairs, everyone can't wait to be the Ximen man, the flower monk, and the septuagenarian.
"How?" I don't know what happened to the shopkeeper this morning, while he was busy listening to the ridicule of the sons, but suddenly everyone was quiet, his heart seeped, and he was stunned to look at the people who seemed to be frozen by time, and his already dazed eyes were even more dazed.
I don't understand why so many people have gathered at the inn this morning, and I don't understand why everyone is looking at her with such obscene eyes. Yin Yin's face was extremely cold, and the more he wrinkled, the more he died, and the more he died, the more angry he became.
was burned with anger by the eyes of Bailai Dao, and shouted coldly: "What do you see, believe it or not, Miss Ben dug up your dog eyes." ”
"Hahaha......" The people who were coldly scolded were still deliberately lewd Miss Yin, but there was a hearty and handsome laugh outside the door, and then a very eye-catching tall young man walked into the inn with a jade fan, followed by a rough young man with a bow and arrow, thick eyebrows and big eyes.