Chapter 2: I'm playing in the mud at the palace

Recently, Li Er has been very annoying, and this year I don't know why, the weather is hot, and the grain crops in many places are dying, and he is worried, and suddenly heard that his son is looking for death and life.

Hearing that his son was going to die, he naturally wanted to come, and now he saw that Li Chengqian, who was so good at dying, had nothing to do, and was still squatting on the ground playing with mud, and he seemed to be playing very happily.

When he was so old, he was all on the battlefield! His own son, still the eldest son, is so old, squatting on the ground and playing in the mud is simply mentally retarded! How will such a mentally handicapped inherit his career in the future?

The most important thing is that he still has something to do, and he was actually deceived by Li Chengqian like this? He was furious.

"Father, what wind blew you here?" Li Chengqian asked.

"Some people say that you are standing on the roof and still looking for death, I will see if you are dead." Li Erdao.

There's a lot of resentment!

"It's okay, I jumped down and just hit a little eunuch, he didn't die, I didn't die." Li Chengqian said.

"Negative emotions from Li Shimin, +66......"

Eunuchs are also human beings! Aren't yin-yang people human? Moreover, it is obvious that people are kind enough to pick it up, how can it be that he just smashed it here in Li Chengqian?

"It's fine if you're okay." Li Er continued to the others, "That little eunuch has a meritorious service in saving the driver, reward!" ”

"Father, then I didn't hurt myself, did I also have merit? Do you want to reward me a little......"

I don't know what to do with this negative emotion, but it's all over when I collect it!

Really!

"Negative sentiment from Li Shimin, +66......"

Li Chengqian couldn't help but complain, damn it, why does Li Er, this guy, keep shouting 666 to himself? Is he 6?

Ji Cao, don't six, sit down!

Li Er didn't want to answer Li Chengqian's fucking question, so he changed the topic and said, "Gao Ming, you are still playing with mud at such an age, is mud fun?" ”

"Father, I also made up a song, do you want to listen to it?" Li Chengqian asked.

"Sing, listen." Li Erdao.

"How cold is the midwinter, how cold the midwinter, how cold the midwinter, how cold the midwinter, how cold the midwinter, how cold the midwinter, how cold, how cold, I play with mud in the palace, although the palace is not big, I have no home in Dalian~" Li Chengqian said.

Li Er's face was shocked, what kind of ghost song is this, how can it be so demonic? He couldn't help but jump along.

"Negative sentiment from Li Shimin, +66"

"Gao Ming, it looks like you're not playing with mud, what are you doing?" Li Er asked.

"Actually, this is called a potato, it is a kind of food, it is originally a spherical shape, cut it into small pieces, and if you plant it, you will grow a bunch of potatoes, the yield is super high, it is particularly delicious, and there are many ways to eat it." Li Chengqian said.

Although what Li Chengqian said was true, to Li Er's ears, it was nonsense.

"Negative sentiment from Li Shimin, +66"

Potatoes were said by Li Chengqian, if there really is such a miraculous crop, does he still have to worry about the people's food problems? Grow potatoes and you're done!

"Drought-resistant?" Li Er asked coldly.

Li Chengqian was stunned for a moment and said, "It should be drought-resistant." ”

Potatoes are a very solid crop and quite drought-resistant, but I don't know if this big potato is drought-resistant.

Li Er squatted down, stretched out his hand and nodded the potato pieces, and the grass and wood ashes were touched by him, revealing the potato flesh, looking like it was indeed edible.

"What's on the outside?"

"Plant ash, insect proof, fertilizer." Li Chengqian said.

Li Erhu suspiciously: "I and the ministers are just worried, this year's drought, it is estimated that the crop will be greatly reduced, you just get a potato to fool me, what are your intentions?" ”

Li Chengqian opened his mouth wide, he was stunned, why is Li Er so shameless? It's a good thing that he grows potatoes, Li Er actually thinks he's fooling him?

Li Chengqian said neither humbly nor arrogantly: "I grow potatoes just so that I can eat fries and potato chips all the time, as for what you said to solve the famine, I'm not interested!" ”

"You!" Li Er was instantly furious, his son actually said such a rebellious thing, how could he inherit the unification in the future and benefit the people?

Li Er sneered: "Okay, I give you this opportunity, if this potato you planted is really so powerful, I will not only punish you, but also reward you, if you fail, just wait to be punished!" ”

Li Chengqian nodded in agreement.

Li Er sighed, go back, his son is biological, what else can he do? We can only wait for this potato to grow.

"The day after tomorrow, follow me to ask for rain!" Li Er's voice came from outside the door.

Li Chengqian rolled his eyes, if it is useful to pray to God and worship Buddha, what kind of water conservancy should he repair?

He went back to the house and continued to explore the system, and found that there was one more option in the system, something called the negative emotion value income record, and there were several rows of records in it, all of which were palace maids and eunuchs at the top, and Li Er's at the back.

Negative sentiment value: 583

He also found that express packages can be upgraded, low, intermediate, high, and extra, respectively, 1 million, 10 million, and 100 million negative sentiment points.

"Upgrade a hammer!" Li Chengqian complained, "I especially offended all the people in Datang, and I don't have so many negative emotions!" ”

"Negative sentiment from Lee Seung-gan, +108......"

Li Chengqian: "??? ”

He simply had nothing to say, and this wise system didn't even let him go, didn't that mean......

He tried to pretend to be angry, holding back, and suddenly smiled evilly. Damn, he wanted to laugh at the thought of being able to prostitute himself like this, and there was no negative emotion value to collect.

In addition, the time can also be shortened, three days, two days, and one day, respectively, 10,000 and 100,000 negative sentiment values are required.

He was surprised, why didn't the negative emotions needed for this upgrade be worth much? Then, he reacted that the contents of the low-level express package were definitely not very good, so it didn't matter if the time to get this free package was shortened.

The negative sentiment value of the things to buy, there are only packages, low-level ones cost one thousand, and then there is an order of magnitude increase, 10,000, 100,000, 1 million, and the special package actually costs 1 million, so expensive that he can't afford to complain.

Finally, he set his sights on the big turntable, which looked like a lottery.

Draw cost: 100 at a time

Looking fair, he looked at the negative sentiment value, 691.

It seems that he "went crazy" before, which made the palace maids and eunuchs uncomfortable, and these negative emotions will definitely not be able to contribute to Li Er alone.

"Five draws!"

"Thank you for participating."

"Thank you for participating."

"Thank you for participating."

"Thank you for participating."

"Thank you for participating."

It's so dark!

"Negative sentiment from Lee Seung-gan, +100......"

With one more chance to draw, he comforted himself.

"Single draw!"

"Thank you for participating."

Li Chengqian, who was on top, silently recited for the last time, he won the lottery, and he didn't have much hope, but he still drew it.

"Congratulations, I got a myelin-washing pill."