Chapter 22: Candle Bragging
Qin Shou, who briefly treated the neck wound, secretly celebrated in his heart that Wu Daode had come at a really good time, if he came half a step late, he really didn't know, would he become a revenant under the sword? That woman is not easy to deal with, and the worst thing is that the flintlock pistol is still in her hand, and she is really a little unlucky today.
Wu Daode seems to have something on his mind, carrying a jar of wine and coming to the door at night, how can there be no meat with wine? The uneaten dog meat just played a role, and under Wu Daodao's thumbs up and praise for his wit, he directly set up a plate of dog meat, put it on a candle and slowly stewed it to continue eating.
You come and I go to the third patrol to drink, Wu Daodao, who is a little drunk, is full of red light, and he bites the flavorful dog meat in his mouth, Qin Shou looks at Wu Daodao, who is worried about eating and drinking without talking Wu Daodao, if he knows that this dog meat is his daughter General Zhenwei, I don't know what will happen?
It's not a matter of accompanying the wine like this, Qin Shou first opened his mouth and asked curiously: "Brother Wu, you seem to have something on your mind?" ”
Wu Daode slipped out of the bones in his mouth, licked his lips and sighed lightly: "Alas, it's still Brother Qin, you know the eldest brother." ”
If you know a fart, you can see it with Lao Tzu's unhappy expression written all over your face, except for the blind......
Wu Daode stretched out his hand to take the wine jar, Qin Shou stopped and said: "Brother Wu, drink pleasantly, drink a lot and hurt your body, the wine is almost over, if you have any troubles, you can talk freely." "What if he's drunk and doesn't leave? I don't have the habit of sharing a bed with a man.
Wu Daode twisted his face and couldn't hide his thoughts, and he was angry when he slapped the case: "I'm not afraid of Brother Qin, you joke, big brother and I'm going to Baozhai Lou for a banquet today, that political secretary Yang Jian is too deceitful, and he is a fake threat to the eunuch Wei Zhongyuan's minions......"
Wu Daodao, who was foaming at the mouth, forgot how many words he had read, Qin Shou wiped the saliva on his face, and said with a look of shame: "The fox is fake and the tiger is mighty." ”
Wu Daode was ashamed and proudly said: "Well, Brother Qin is really a scholar, the fox and the fake tiger are too appropriate, his grandmother is a bear, and Yang Jian, the political secretary, can't afford to mess with that old man, and it's still quite pleasant to beat his baby, hahaha......"
Speaking of the glorious record, Wu Daode laughed, but why did that laughter look so sad? Seeing the other side of the drunken and crazy Wu Daodao, the stunned Qin Shou opened his mouth wide and couldn't close it.
Qin Shou, who came back to his senses, gave a thumbs up speechlessly, sighed and said, "Brother Wu, you, cow!" ”
No wonder you're demoted, you're not as tall as the Corpse Wilderness Grave Grass is three feet tall, you're a miracle!
Wu Daode is as impulsive as a man, and he has been demoted from a forward general to a magistrate, it is not without reason, it is estimated that there is someone in the capital to protect him, otherwise how can he survive until now?
What is the political secretary Yang Jian, Qin Shou is not concerned or interested, he is not a person of two worlds at the same level, and now he has no sense of security in the place where he thinks he is safe, Qin Shou has long been not concerned about this idle master, and he really regards Wu Daode as a friend of wine and meat, and he has not started the upper and lower compartments.
After laughing madly and bitterly, Wu Daode seemed to be half drunk, and looked at the indifferent Qin Shou with some puzzlement: "Brother Qin, you don't want to know, eldest brother, why do I contradict Yang Jian, the political secretary?" ”
Qin Shou shook his head lightly and said, "More things are better than less things." Seeing that Wu Daode had nowhere to confide in his lost appearance, Qin Shou continued: "Brother Wu, if you are distressed and want to vomit quickly, I will dare to listen if you dare to say it." ”
Wu Daode fell from the chair in a decadent manner, and stopped as if he had changed into a person, and said: "That's it, Brother Qin, the eldest brother thinks that you are very human, and you will be able to soar when you meet a noble person in the future, if Brother Qin is in need, the eldest brother can introduce Brother Qin to ......."
Qin Shou, who was lacking in interest, interrupted Wu Daodao's words and said: "There is the trouble of the eldest brother Wu, the younger brother's ambition is not to seek officials, and the officialdom is like a battlefield, the court is corrupt and incompetent, there are internal disasters, and there are external disasters. ”
Wu Daode frowned, and reprimanded him with a mouth full of wine and displeasure: "Brother Qin, since you know that the government is now in charge of the traitorous ministers, why don't you show your skills to serve the court?" Let traitors be in power and plague the people? Scourge the frontier soldiers? How safe are you? Can you sleep peacefully at night? ”
Qin Shou disagreed, and firmly said with his principled viewpoint: "Brother Wu, the temple is big, the water is deep, the country and the society are strong, and there are many capable people, why use it for me?" ”
Wu Daode was a little displeased, and his tone was a little heavy: "Then you trample on your talents like this?" ”
Facing Wu Daodao's eyes that were as big as a brass bell, Qin Shou clenched his fists and said, "Which, Brother Wu, you drank too much, and the younger brother is just a mortal, how did you learn it?" ”
Wu Daode got up, picked up the wine bowl and raised his head to drink it in one gulp, shouting in a loud voice: "Drink too much? Brother Qin, eldest brother, I was the god of wine back then, three jars of wine in and three out of the Tatar camp, killing countless enemies like going to no one's land, this jar of wine can drunk me? Joke! ”
Blow it, three jars of wine, you have long been paralyzed and asleep, and you have killed countless enemies in and out of three times, dreaming in broad daylight, why don't you say that you have transformed into a bumpy mandatusky?
Wu Daodao's words of drinking too much bragging, Qin Shou didn't believe it at all, in ancient times, one jar of wine was five catties, three jars of wine were fifteen catties, the alcohol degree in ancient times was not very high, but if he drank too much, he couldn't stand it, his bladder was funnel?
Qin Shou, who saw through it without saying anything, silently picked up the wine bowl and sipped wine and ate meat, and suffered from the drunken and excessive bombardment of Wu Daodao, compared to his nagging and talking nonsense about entering the officialdom, bragging seemed to be better.
Wu Daodao, who was drunk, was already nine points drunk, and he couldn't even stand still, squinting his eyes and getting drunk and saying with a big tongue: "Come, Qin, Brother Qin, brother, drink, what, why don't you drink......"
Qin Shou, who was holding a stomach full of wine, said with a little uncomfortable drunkenness: "Brother Wu, it's late at night, the hour is not early, go back and rest early." ”
Wu Daode snorted with wine, shook off Qin Shou's support and said: "No, no, big, big brother, I'm not yet, drunk, still, can I ......"
Qin Shou kicked Wu Daodao's ass in a rage and said angrily: "Sister Nengni, if you don't sleep, you still have to sleep, get out!" ”
Vomit......
Wu Daode was kicked out of the door by Qin Shou, lying on the steps outside the door and vomiting out, looking at Wu Daode and vomiting after drinking - drunk and deserved, Qin Shou closed the door directly without seeing it, and killed countless enemies three times in and three out, a jar of wine was like this, and it was not chopped into meat sauce by the enemy and it was considered shit luck.
As for kicking Wu Daode out of the house, he is not tired and he is still tired, anyway, Wu Daode is drunk, it is strange that he can remember the matter of kicking him out, this kind of drunkard can only be driven away by force.
When Qin Shou turned around and went back to bed, he saw the fairy in white behind him, and he was so frightened that he woke up most of the time: "I'll go!" Grandma, you, you haven't left yet? ”
Puff......
Ning Xiyao, who had a straight face, saw that Qin Shou was so frightened that he stood on one foot, and his hands turned into a concave and convex man-beating rabbit monster, he couldn't help but laugh out loud, and when he found that Qin Shou was looking at him in a daze, Ning Xiyao snorted and drew his sword, waking up the demented Qin Shou and slamming back into the door.
Qin Shou, who hit the door of the house and had no way out, did not forget to ask for a bargain before he died: "Die, die, girl, come on, if you want to rape or kill, follow the ......."
Ning Xiyao had a hazy face, and scolded Jiaojiao: "Phew, death is on the verge of death, go to death!" ”
Ning Xiyao threw out the sword in her hand in anger, looking at the deadly sword that came from the roar, Qin Shou, who was so frightened that he woke up, couldn't slap himself, why did he owe so much? It is useless to regret it, and Qin Shou, who regrets that his intestines are green, closed his eyes and waited for his relatives to die......