In an apartment in S City, a fat man who looks at least 200 pounds is sitting in front of the computer and typing on the computer with all his might.

A handsome game character on the computer screen is holding a big sword, slashing and slashing inside, and at the same time, an anxious voice rings in the stereo.

"Fat Dragon, why are you still playing games? Did you crack the program that made you crack last time? ”

The man was still staring at the screen, his hands moving without the slightest pause.

"You're in a hurry, didn't you say seven days? It's only been four days, and I'll be in time for tomorrow. ”

"Damn, Feilong, can you be a little responsible, you ......"

Before the speaker could finish speaking, the man suddenly looked nervously at the door.

Outside the door was the sound of footsteps, and he was very familiar with the footsteps, this was the footsteps of his father Wang Jianjian.

"Brother, I'm talking to you later, I'm in a bit of a hurry now." After speaking, the man didn't care what was said on the other side of the computer, hurriedly turned off the computer, and then immediately put his hands on it, trying to get up from the chair.

"Wang Aiguo, I have something to look for you." Wang Jianjian's voice came from outside the door, and then the sound of the doorknob turning came from outside the door.

A second later, the door opened. A middle-aged man who looked to be in his fifties walked in, and then his eyes were attracted by Wang Aiguo.

Wang Aiguo in the room was bent over, a chair was stuck on his empty buttocks, and he was pushing the chair handle with his hands, as if trying to break free.

Looking at each other, the air fell silent all of a sudden.

After a while, Wang Jianshe said angrily: "Eat, eat, eat, know how to eat and eat every day, even the chair can be stuck on the body, and you can eat and eat!" You're going to me off! ”

A minute later.......

Wang Aiguo finally broke free from the shackles of the chair, then looked at Wang Jianshe with a smile on his face, and said softly: "Dad, don't be angry, it's a pure accident, it's a pure accident." I've been eating less lately, I'm losing weight, really, I didn't lie to you. ”

Wang Jianshe looked at Wang Aiguo, only to feel a cramp in his chest. In the face of his son, he really has nothing to say.

…….

"Patriotic, sit down, I have something I want to talk to you about." Wang Jianshe sat on the bed, pointed to a plastic chair in front of him, and said to Wang Aiguo.

Wang Aiguo nodded obediently, and then sat down on the chair opposite Wang Jianjian.

Three seconds later, the chair cracked, and the death was extremely tragic.

Wang Jianjian: "......"

"Is it a son or a pig?" Wang Jianshe really wanted to rush out of the house and look up to the sky and roar.

Taking a deep breath, Wang Jianshe kept telling himself in his heart that the 'pig' in front of him was his own and his own.

It took a long time for Wang Jianshe to calm down his mood, pointed to another wooden chair and said to Wang Aiguo, "Sit there." ”

Wang Aiguo nodded obediently, and after sitting down, there were a few chirps from the wooden chair, but at least it didn't crack.

At this time, Wang Jianshe slowly said: "Patriotic, the school will let you intern and find a job." You're lying like this at home? What's the matter, do you want to continue to be a family squat after graduation? ”

This is the third time this year that his father has talked to him about this issue, and Wang Aiguo is full of embarrassment on his face. Scratching his head, Wang Aiguo said helplessly: "Dad, can you not be so old-fashioned?" How am I squatting at home? I'm just a homebody. ”

"I'll give you one more chance to reorganize the language." Wang Jianshe pulled out the belt around his waist and looked at Wang Aiguo coldly.

Looking at the belt produced in Yiwu, Zhejiang Province on Wang Jianjian's body, Wang Aiguo suddenly felt extremely heartbroken. This belt was bought by him ten years ago, in order to shoot his father's ass, God knows that a 29 yuan belt is so durable, and it has not been broken for ten years.

But now is not the time to discuss this kind of thing, because Wang Aiguo obviously saw that his father's face was a little unkind.

"Of course I'm not going to sit at home, I'm just looking for a suitable job." Wang Aiguo sat up straight and said with a serious face.

Wang Jianshe raised his eyebrows slightly, and said lightly: "Then what kind of job do you want to find?" ”

"There is more money and less things to do close to home, the working hours are set by yourself, the company's food must be strong, and it is best to have beautiful eyebrows to accompany you."

Wang Aiguo became excited as he spoke, and then looked at Wang Jianshe expectantly.

Wang Jianshe looked at his son, whose eyes were shining, and let out a long sigh. He knows his son best, and his son doesn't have any big shortcomings, just one - lazy, very lazy, very lazy.

"You're really blind to your 138 IQ......," Wang Jianshe said with a sigh.

Wang Aiguo scratched his head, since the school detected his IQ as high as 138 in the first year of junior high school, Wang Jianshe seemed to sigh every time he wasted his IQ.

To be reasonable, he doesn't think he has a high IQ, isn't it just that the endorsement is a little faster, the comprehension ability is better, and the calculation ability is stronger? What's so strange about that?

"Dad, have you ever suspected that the school test was wrong?" Wang Aiguo said seriously.

Wang Jianshe held his forehead with his hand, he didn't know what to say, he had lived for fifty years, and it was the first time he had met someone who thought that others said that he had a high IQ.

"I'm too lazy to talk to you, you'll graduate next year, and I don't want to go out to work because of your situation. Our family's conditions are okay, and we can afford to support you, but you should know. The family rule of our old Wang family is not to raise idlers, but to be self-reliant......"

Before Wang Jianshe finished speaking, Wang Aiguo said with a serious face: "This rule is unreasonable, and it needs to be changed." ”

Wang Jianjian: "......"

Ten minutes later.......

Wang Jianshe threw the belt aside and sat on the bed panting. And Wang Aiguo on the side was sitting precariously, looking like nothing had happened.

Wang Jianshe was about to vomit blood, and he really doubted whether he had hugged the wrong child back then, or if he had come back with a wild boar. It's okay to be beaten, but the person who beats is tired and panting.

"If there is the most durable person in the world, you will definitely win the championship!" Wang Jianshe roared angrily.

Wang Aiguo: "......."

"It's my passive skill, am I to blame?" Wang Aiguo complained in his heart.

Wang Jianshe didn't want to talk nonsense, he really had no way to take his son, after thinking about it, Wang Jianshe took out two contracts and threw them in front of Wang Aiguo.

"I've discussed it with your grandfather, and it's not a good idea for you to be at home like this. Our family can afford to support you, but the family rules cannot be broken, and we will fight for what we want. Haven't you always wanted to take two houses and be a charter office? Yes, I'm here to meet you. ”

"Dad, you're enlightened! Finally, I am willing to give me two houses, so that I can live the life of a chartered father! Wang Aiguo jumped up excitedly and shouted loudly.

"You sit down for me first, I just said, I want to fight for it myself. Come, you see, this is the test that I decided to give you after discussing it with your grandfather. ”

Wang Jianshe resisted the urge to slap Wang Aiguo to death, gritted his teeth and pushed the contract forward.

Wang Aiguo didn't pay attention to the one on the left, but he noticed the one on the right, and it actually read......