"Why don't you mention it, why did you take the first place? What trophies to take? You're sick, you. Wang Weihua's smile was distorted.

How can a person laugh and get angry at the same time?

"What do you mean I'm sick? I didn't want to do it in the first place, and besides, I didn't do it to do it, so why would I come to the competition if I really wanted to do it? Didn't I mention it before? Wang Aiguo dragged the trophy hard, but he couldn't pull it.

How to say this, is his grandfather old and strong?

"But this No. 1 is just to recruit talents, and it's specially used for people to do it. If you don't mention it, then what's the point of you taking this promotion opportunity? ”

"Then I can't use this promotion opportunity if I don't mention it? Is this entirely possible to mention a non-commissioned officer? Why don't you just raise me to the rank 1 military commander and retire next year? ”

The two men smiled as they spat out sentence after sentence from between their teeth.

It lasted for a full minute, and the people below the auditorium were stunned, what was the situation in front of them? This said that the trophy would be awarded, but neither of them let go, and the two of them seemed to be saying something while their mouths were still open and closed as if they were there.

At this time, there was no one on the podium, so the closest to Wang Aiguo and Wang Weihua was the chief of staff. The chief of staff looked at the two hundred and fifty grandfathers and grandchildren in front of him, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

It lasted for nearly a minute, and Wang Aiguo finally couldn't stand it anymore, and said viciously to Wang Weihua: "Grandpa, let go of me, if you don't let go, what do you want to do?" ”

"Then you give me a lift, if you don't mention it, what trophies will you get?"

"Gotta get it, you have to like this thing so much, give it to you and give it to you." Saying that, Wang Aiguo let go directly

This let go, Wang Weihua suddenly took two steps back because of inertia.

Then the scene was another awkward.

Taking two steps back, Wang Weihua stabilized his figure. Then with an embarrassed smile, he walked back briskly and stuffed the trophy into Wang Aiguo's hand.

"Hehe, just a little joke with everyone, this Wang Aiguo is really a good comrade, haha, he really respects the old and loves the young, haha."

Although Wang Weihua was smiling, his expression was very hideous.

In the auditorium, everyone looked confused, what is the situation? Memes?

It's so angry, but you still have to keep smiling???

Wang Aiguo looked at his grandfather, and finally sighed helplessly.

Well, no matter what, this can be regarded as the completion of the award, Wang Aiguo also raised the trophy above his head and signaled to everyone that he had won it.

No matter what the process of the award ceremony was, it was finally completed, and everyone looked at the trophy in Wang Aiguo's hand and applauded.

After the awards, the chief of staff beckoned the top 10 to gather in the center of the podium, and then began to take photos for everyone.

Wang Aiguo is naturally the one standing in the middle, after all, he is the first.

And beside him stood Wang Weihua and the chief of staff.

"Okay, one, two, three, eggplant!" Under the command of a staff officer at the base, everyone left a group photo with different expressions.

Well, Wang Aiguo's expression was embarrassing, Wang Weihua's expression was embarrassing, and the chief of staff was embarrassed. And Cheng Chencheng, hehe, was as indignant as if he had found the enemy who killed his father.

……..

After taking the photo, Wang Aiguo wanted to evacuate directly, but at this time he realized that he didn't seem to have a seat below.

Seeing Wang Aiguo's embarrassment, Wang Weihua waved his hand to him, signaling that he didn't have to go down, just go backstage.

Wang Aiguo was extremely embarrassed, so he could only carry the trophy into the backstage of the podium.

This time, although the award ceremony has ended so far, according to the usual practice, the chief of staff will say a few more words to remind everyone.

Then when the chief of staff was talking nonsense, Wang Aiguo looked at the trophy in his hand, and at this time he realized that his trophy was not the same as the second and third place trophies.

The top 10 in this competition, from the 4th to the 10th, each has a medal, and the top three are each with a trophy, and Wang Aiguo's trophy is not quite the same as the trophy of ordinary people, because his trophy actually has words.

Wang Aiguo looked at the two big characters on the trophy and was a little shocked.

Because when he saw those two words, it was clearly - giant brain.

"Damn, what does this 'giant brain' mean? You don't want to tell me that my title is the word 'Giant Brain', do you? Wang Aiguo looked at the two words on the trophy with a painful face, there is no doubt that this must be the officially certified title, but this title is too TMD ugly.

What are the titles of the amphibious soldier, the martial arts master, the super soldier king and the like, and his title is two words - giant brain.

The Giant Brain King? What's the matter, my hydrocephalus?

Just when Wang Aiguo was speechless, the chief of staff finally finished his last words, and then asked the staff officers to start arranging for everyone to leave.

Originally, Wang Aiguo wanted to secretly leave the scene with everyone, because he knew that Wang Weihua would definitely trouble him next.

As a result, before he could take two steps, Wang Weihua rushed over, grabbed his ear, and pulled him out directly from the backstage.

"Okay, you fat man, you are really good, you came to the exam and actually took the first place, and you didn't mention it, are you crazy about stepping on a horse?" Wang Weihua twisted Wang Aiguo's ears vigorously and walked Wang Aiguo out of the back door.

Wang Aiguo followed Wang Weihua painfully, and said with tears in his eyes: "To grandpa, can you calm down?" Grandpa, I just don't want to mention it, this person has his own ambitions, and you can't force it. ”

Then Wang Weihua became even more angry, turned his head to look at Wang Aiguo and shouted: "Then if you want to do it, then what competition do you come to participate in, after you participate in the competition, everyone else is an officer, you are good!" Still a non-commissioned officer! Okay, I won't talk about this for now, just tell me what good things you just did? What are you doing under the table? ”

"Well, I said I slept under the table, would you believe me?" Wang Aiguo said a little embarrassed.

At this moment, Wang Weihua felt that he was really going crazy.

"Okay, I'll not worry about you about this matter first, and then talk about the previous matter. You take the exam, you take the exam one after the other, you affect the exams of others, you tell me that you do such a thing, if others know, where will my old face go? ”

Speaking of which, Wang Aiguo was a little unhappy. What should we say about this topic? Although this method is not very glamorous, it is not illegal.

"Grandpa, it's not good for you to be like this, and the rules of your examination room don't say that people can't fart."

"Don't talk about calves, I can't talk about you, it's not easy to talk from generation to generation these days, I'll let your dad talk about you when I go back."

"My dad? Hehe, my dad isn't here, how can he say me? Wang Aiguo snorted disdainfully.