Two days ago, a reader asked me, is fart really like a gas bomb? Let me talk about it here, my personal experience is that our class has a huge fart smell, because this product eats spicy strips and the like all day long, and then it is quite strong, and this product has gastrointestinal problems, so it is not digested well. As for myself...... I've gotten more than just a fart problem. According to my wife, when I was in the army, I smelled of farts all over my body.

Of course, since I was discharged from the army, I have been eating three taels of vegetarian food per meal, and now I am much better. So, people still have to be vegetarians, well, really.

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As soon as he returned to the brigade, Wang Aiguo immediately felt very uncomfortable. The brigade is different from the repair shop, it is strictly managed, and there are many thieves.

Back in the brigade, then you are really a combat unit, not an emergency squad in a repair shop.

Drove back to the brigade, and the first thing was to bring back the shells. As soon as they heard the cannonballs, to be honest, everyone trembled.

Many people will say that carrying shells is similar to carrying sandbags on a construction site. Anyway, they are more than 60 catties, and other workers are capable, why can't you be a soldier?

In the past, when Wang Aiguo was carrying sandbags in the new barracks, he also thought the same way. It wasn't until he actually moved the shells that he found out...... Hehe, the cannonballs and sandbags are really too bad.

The first is that the shells are smooth, and you have to hold on to them, otherwise they will fall easily.

Sandbags are different, you can carry them, you can carry them, you can do anything anyway.

Other than that, it's definitely not a feeling that you're carrying sandbags and shells. Not to mention anything else, Wang Aiguo used to carry sandbags, but before he reached his destination, he threw the sandbags directly.

Replace it with a cannonball, do you dare to throw it?

Even if you dare, everyone wouldn't dare to let you throw it. Before you can make this move, I guess everyone will pounce on you and knock you down.

By the way, in fact, this shell will not explode if it really falls to the ground. Navy shells explode from a primer, and the force of the primer requires you to drop the shell from a height of more than five meters, and by the way, there is a bump on the ground that hits the primer of the shell.

As for the warhead, this power is even greater. As for how big it is, do you think about how big it is for a shell of more than sixty pounds to fly out dozens of kilometers?

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After moving the shells, everyone was very tired, but they were still in a good mood. Because everyone knew that after the shells were moved, everyone was going to prepare to go to Liandao.

The captain was also in a good mood today, and after dinner, he went to the docks for a walk. However, the captain had not been out for half an hour, but the commissar called him.

The captain looked at the caller ID and was stunned, and picked up the phone in confusion.

"Crooked, commissar, what's wrong?"

"Captain, come back quickly, something happened." The political commissar looked at the document in his hand and his face hurt.

The captain was stunned, and then said, "What's wrong?" ”

"The brigade just sent a few circulars to criticize it, so come back and see for yourself."

"Circulars of criticism ???" The captain looked confused.

However, since the political commissar's call came, it was impossible for him not to go back. So the captain quickened his pace and hurried back to the ship.

As soon as he returned to the ship, the commissar pulled him to the conference room, and then he saw all four of the former main guns standing in the conference room awkwardly.

The captain was stunned for a moment, and said suspiciously: "What's the matter, how many old people?" ”

"Hehe, see for yourself." The commissar put the briefing in front of the captain.

The captain looked at the first one, and his face turned black at that time.

"The report criticized, Comrade Sun Ganglie, the former main gun of the Donghe ship, was running in the laundry room."

"Luoben, what the hell is this?" The captain looked at the big face with a shocked expression.

The big face was a little embarrassed and said, "Captain, I'm also unlucky." You see, there is a two-metre gap between the bathroom and the laundry room. Didn't everyone take off their clothes and throw them into the laundry room before taking a shower? Who knew that as soon as I took off my clothes today, the staff officer of the brigade brought someone to check it. As a result..... I was arrested. ”

Looking at the big face, the captain didn't know what to say for a while. Well, everyone did have such a habit before, but the problem was that the brigade headquarters had not taken care of this matter before, so why did it happen today?

Sighing, the captain felt helpless, but he was too embarrassed to say anything, so he looked at the second one.

"The circular criticized Comrade Yu Zhiqian, the former deputy squad leader of the main gun of the Donghe ship, who stood on the top of the passage without clothes and collided with his superiors."

Captain: "......"

What the hell is this special mother?

Twenty Yuan looked at the captain embarrassedly and said, "That's the case, I saw that the big face was caught, so I decided to reason with the other party." It was fine, but after the theory was over, the other party found out that I was not wearing clothes. ”

Captain: "......."

"What kind of commissar, do we still have a quick-acting heart-saving pill on board? Bring me a bottle, I'm afraid I'll go into shock if I listen to it any longer. The captain said, rolling his eyes.

Everyone was embarrassed.

The captain sighed and flipped down again. As a result, we see that the third article looks like this.

"The circular criticized Comrade Chen Dadong, the former chief of the main artillery squad of the Donghe ship, sneaking into the laundry room through the window without clothes."

"It's not that you wait a minute, my brain hurts a little now. What the hell is this sneaking into the laundry room and not wearing clothes? The captain looked at Dadong with a shocked face.

Dadong said with embarrassment: "That's the case, the two of them were arrested, and I want to save them." It turned out that all my clothes had been thrown into the laundry room. In order to get dressed and reason with them, I decided to go out through the bathroom window and go around into the laundry room from the outside to get my clothes back. ”

"That's right, so why did you get caught?" The captain looked at Dadong in a daze.

Dadong scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "But I forgot, the washing machine where I washed my clothes was at the door." So I just took out my clothes and got caught. ”

The captain rolled his eyes and almost turned his back.

However, it was only then that he remembered that there was another person in this conference room.

So the captain looked at Wang Aiguo and said, "Okay, so you're also running?" ”

"No, I wasn't notified because of Luoben." Wang Aiguo hurriedly shook his head.

The captain was stunned for a moment, then looked at the fourth bulletin in his hand.

"The circular criticized that Comrade Wang Aiguo, the former main gun of the Donghe ship, misbehaved, causing Comrade Fan Jian, a staff officer of the brigade, to suffer a lumbar spine injury, and three soldiers of the guard company suffered multiple abrasions all over their bodies."

"What did you do?" The captain looked at Wang Aiguo in a daze and asked in shock.

Wang Aiguo looked embarrassed, this scene just now was really a bit weird.

"I took a shower and washed up, and went to the laundry on the roof to get my clothes. As a result, when I went downstairs, I saw that my squad leader and they had been arrested. I was so frightened that I didn't stand still and fell straight down the stairs from the second floor. The place where I landed was exactly where Staff Officer Fan and the three guards and brothers were standing. And then...... There is no then. ”

After Wang Aiguo finished speaking, there was silence in the conference room.

Well, it wasn't a big deal to run to the top, but Wang Aiguo's blow to Mount Tai was powerful. directly injured the staff officer of the brigade, so the other party sent four notices in one go.

After reading the report, the captain sighed and said, "That's it, there's nothing to be done about it, but you should pay attention next time, don't run around in the laundry room again." In addition, Wang Aiguo ......"

"Here." Hearing the captain call his name, Wang Aiguo immediately shouted.

The captain looked at Wang Aiguo and nodded, "Well, well done, keep up the good work." ”

Wang Aiguo: "???"