Ma Yun was sleeping happily, and suddenly felt that someone actually poured a basin of water on his head, Ma Yun was a little angry, although his head was still dizzy, but he forced himself to open his eyes, wanting to scold the slave in front of him.

When Ma Yun finally recognized the person in front of him in a daze, he couldn't help but say: Lao Tzu's cave room is a candle night.

The person in front of him was the damn Li Er, this guy saw that Ma Yun was awake, and said with a smile: "Young Master Ma, how does this sweat medicine taste?" ”

Ma Yun looked around at the environment, and he was tied to a pillar, and it was Qian Qing who was tied not far away. This firewood room is quite messy, but what makes him feel a little relieved is that there are no tiger chairs, stoves, soldering irons and other torture instruments in it, only the iron basin that poured water just now.

Ma Yun looked at Li Er and said with a smile: "Yes, it tastes very good, since you have your way, you will also tell me what you are going to do with us?" ”

Li Erpi said with a smile: "Our boss has already decided, exchange you for 1,000 taels of silver, as long as tomorrow morning, your subordinates will send the silver, and we will release you immediately." ”

Ma Yun smiled and said, "So I'm quite valuable, what if we can't take out this money?" ”

Li Er shook his head and said: "Ma Gongzi, in fact, we have been eyeing you in Suizhou, the last time I pretended to be a refugee in the mountain temple, I just wanted to get in touch with you and see if you had any work on you." As a result, you casually rewarded me with 1 tael of silver, and it would be strange if you had no money on you. ”

Ma Yun suddenly thought of Cao Yun's reminder, and recalled the scene at that time, although this guy was faltering, he was very sober, like a beggar who was hungry to death. Blame my bodhisattva heart.

Ma Yun pretended to be pitiful and said: "Li Er, we who are in business, how can we bring so much silver as 1,000 taels when we go out, can you talk to your boss and give a discount." ”

Li Er circled around Ma Yun in a chic manner, shook his head and said, "No." ”

Grandma's, what kind of cool are you doing with a little minion? Jack Ma closed his eyes and stopped talking. At this time, there was a banging sound outside the window, and Ma Yun counted a total of three times, and it seemed that it was already three watches.

Li Er looked at Ma Yun in surprise and said, "Hey, Ma Gongzi, don't stop talking, let's talk." ”

Ma Yun opened his eyes and said sullenly: "What do we have to talk about, we don't have a common language." ”

Li Er blinked and said, "You can ask me what my surname is, what my name is, where I came from, where I am going, and what I do, isn't this the topic of chat?" ”

Ma Yun didn't even want to open his eyes, and said depressedly: "Your name is not Li Er, you are from Huangcheng Mountain, and what you are doing must be the robber's business, what is there to ask." If you are idle and bored, go out for a walk, I still want to rest for a while. ”

Unexpectedly, Li Er praised and said: "Ma Gongzi is really smart, I am really bored now, but the boss sent me over to watch you, and I have nowhere to go, so I can only wake you up and let you chat with me for a while." ”

Li Er continued: "Don't worry, we are the heroes of Huangcheng Mountain, we have always been reputable, we will definitely let you go if we take the money, I can pat Li Er on the shoulder and guarantee, how about it, don't worry about pulling yourself, chat with me for a while." ”

I didn't expect to meet such a dead-faced chatter in this small Xuzhou City. Ma Yun thought for a while and said: "I can't talk about anything in the chat, or you wake up Qian Qing, and I'll tell you a story." ”

Li Er glanced at Qian Qing and said with a smile: "Ma Gongzi, tell a story, I love to listen to stories the most, as for Qian Qing, I don't dare to wake him up, I have seen the scene where he beat the tiger, I am a little afraid of him." ”

Ma Yun smiled helplessly and said, "Li Er, you have feasted your ears today." I'm going to tell you a story about the heroes of the Sui and Tang dynasties today, uh, tonight. It is said that after Yang Guang killed his brother and father and usurped the throne, he was arrogant and arrogant, his eyes were empty, he first opened a thousand miles of canals, and then attacked Goryeo three times, causing resentment and boiling, and the people were not happy. One of the strongest of them is the Shandong heroes of Wagangzhai, this day... ”

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Ma Yun then gushed out, Xu is the five generations of people's entertainment projects are too few, Li Er actually listened to it with relish. Just as he was talking about the scene where Li Yuanba met Pei Yuanqing, Ma Yun stopped, cleared his throat and said, "That, Brother Li, I'm very thirsty, you can get me some water to drink." ”

Li Er was stunned for a moment, and said in a slightly anxious tone: "Young Master Ma, this is the critical moment, Li Yuanba met Pei Yuanqing, and then what happened." ”

Ma Yun frowned and said, "Water, water, water, let's talk about it after drinking water." ”

Li Er had no choice but to feed Ma Yun some water. Ma Yun licked his mouth with his tongue and said, "Brother Li, my left shoulder is a little itchy, you can scratch me." ”

Seeing that Li Er began to tickle him, Ma Yun was happy in his heart, hehe, there is a door.

"Brother Li, do you know, who is this Li Yuanba, the first hero of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, let's talk about Yuwen Chengdu in front of him, the flow of gold swept a large area, and the eighteenth road anti-king thirty-six roads were frightened, lost his armor, and wished that his parents would not give him two more legs, but this Yuwen Chengdu was only ranked second, so it can be seen that Li Yuanba is fierce. Hey, Brother Li, you put your hand up, yes, go up again, well, comfortable, it's a little itchy on the right side, and then move it to the right. ”

Li Er was a little impatient and said, "Oh, Ma Gongzi, why are you itching all over." ”

Ma Yun said angrily: "Nonsense, why don't you try it for a day, you will be uncomfortable if you are itchy; It's itchy, it's numb, these legs and hands don't feel like they're not my own, you can help me rub it. ”

"Ahh

Ma Yun looked at Li Er and said with a smile: "Why don't you help me untie my hands, and I'll rub them myself." ”

Li Er listened to Ma Yun's words and looked at him with a little suspicion. Ma Yun smiled slightly: "Brother Li, you are still afraid that I will not be able to escape." Hmph, could it be that since the death of the Tang Dynasty, have all the heroes of this green forest become pus-filled bags? Is even a powerless scholar afraid? ”

Li Er's face flushed and said, "Ma Gongzi said that he laughed, I'll help you loosen it." ”

Ma Yun saw that he let go of his hands, so he moved his hands and smiled at Li Er: "Brother Li, what do you say Li Yuanba will do when he meets Pei Yuanqing?" ”

"Ma Gongzi, did they fight?"

Ma Yun smiled: "Li Yuanba directly gave Pei Yuanqing a punch. ”

"Mr. Qian, this is not right, don't the two of them have weapons?"

"Do you want to know, why Pei Yuanqing was punched, you come here and I'll tell you. Here's the inside scoop. ”

So Li Er came over, Ma Yun took advantage of the opportunity and gave Li Er a punch, watching him staggering and fainting to the ground, and said with a smile: "Isn't this just a punch." ”

Seeing that Li Er was beaten to the ground, Ma Yun hurriedly let go of himself, staggered to Qian Qing's side, shook him, and said, "Qian Qing, Qian Qing, wake up." ”

I really don't know how much sweat medicine I have taken, Ma Yun shook Qian Qing for a long time, but he didn't react at all. Ma Yun looked around, and there was no water in the firewood room, and he couldn't help but wonder: Should I escape alone first? No, people have to be righteous, how can they throw their brothers behind at a critical moment. Besides, after I run away, if Qian Qing doesn't die, the gang of people under me will definitely think that my boss is not righteous. So, go and walk together.

Ma Yun opened the door, led a basin of water in his hand, and was about to sneak outside to find some water for Qian Qing to wake him up. As soon as he took a step out of the door, a burst of white light flashed in front of him, and then two bright knives were placed on his neck.

I saw that the fat man smiled slightly: "Young Master Ma, where are you going?" ”

Ma Yun smiled reluctantly and said: "I drank a little too much water just now, and I was going to lie in the toilet, but I didn't expect that the fat brother you actually welcomed him, which made the little brother really ashamed, ashamed." ”

The fat man sneered: "Invite Ma Gongzi to the pillar again." ”

Ma Yun's mind turned sharply, and he shouted: "Wait, fatty, you are not small, do you know who I am?" ”

The fat man was stunned, as if he didn't expect Ma Yun to ask like this, and said casually: "I'm about to ask for advice." ”

Ma Yun's heart was horizontal and said: "I am the second son of Liu Dashuai, the envoy of Hedong Jiedu, and my name is Liu Sheng." My father has 100,000 soldiers, and you should release me quickly, so as not to cause trouble for yourself. ”

Ma Yun thought proudly, buddy is smart. Yesterday I chatted with Guo Rong about Liu Zhiyuan, Guo Rong was very impressed, and said that Liu Zhiyuan was powerful in the Central Plains, and the world admired him, even Guo Rong admired him so much, and he was a person who wanted to be the emperor, so he didn't move it to use. So, as soon as he had an idea, he was ready to pretend to be Liu Zhiyuan's son to see if he could get mixed up.

The fat man suddenly looked up to the sky and smiled, and then said loudly: "The sky has eyes, Ah Fu, you are watching in the spirit of heaven, and today I will avenge you for my father's hand thief." Come on, help him to the courtyard and set up the oil pot, and I will personally open his intestines and avenge my son. ”

Looking at the fat man's excited expression that his big revenge was about to be avenged, Ma Yun's eyes darkened and he almost fainted. Damn, these five generations are really chaotic to death, which leading generals who are expected to lead the world, not only kill the Khitan, but also kill his own people, how can they pretend to be them. Ma Yun knew that even if he knelt on the ground and begged for mercy at this time, sincerely confessed and lied, this fat man would not believe it. Even if Tang Seng came, before he was annoyed by Tang Seng and wanted to commit suicide, he would first stab Lao Tzu with a knife. In his eyes, there is only one sentence: it is better to kill a thousand wrongs than to let go of one.

Spicy mother, Ma Yun was dumbfounded at the time. This... This... How can this be? Oh my God, am I going to die here? Buddha, please save me, I swear I will never lie again. It's really unreasonable, I finally traveled to ancient times, and I haven't done anything yet, so I'm going to return to the West with my life?

Seeing that the dagger was getting closer and closer to Ma Yun's chest, and the oil pot next to him was already emitting green smoke, he closed his eyes in resignation.

only heard a scream of "ah", Ma Yun's heart also fluttered, it seems that he has already gone under the knife, and Lao Tzu is going to return to the west. Immediately afterwards, he heard two muffled snorts, and Ma Yun suddenly realized that something was wrong, the scene just now was so terrible that he had the illusion that the "ah" sound was his own "ah". Hurriedly opened his eyes, only to see a white shadow wandering among more than 20 people fighting, although there were many robbers, but that person was completely on the upper hand, punching and kicking, everywhere he went, everyone fell to the ground.

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