"What am I doing? What the hell can I do? My ordinary wooden bed has been turned into a massage table, and the vibration feels up and down like doing a Mitsubishi elevator. I know, I slept in the dormitory, I didn't know, I thought I was sleeping on the sea. ”

The divine doctor scolded and scolded, and his voice was not low.

Seeing that the divine doctor was so angry, the warrior monk hurriedly made a soft gesture.

"You speak softly, everyone is still sleeping!"

"Sleep a fart, the only one who is sleeping in this dormitory now is Wang Aiguo."

As soon as the voice of the warrior monk fell, the sound of the right descending came from the upper bunk.

The warrior monk was stunned for a moment, only to find that the right descendant had already stretched his head upside down from the top bunk.

"I'm going, can you not do such a pose in the middle of the night, it feels terrifying!"

"Horror? Can there be a king patriotic horror? Huang Gang next door rubbed his sore eyes and said helplessly.

After Huang Gang finished speaking, everyone sighed

Hehe, with such a person here, can you still sleep on this big night?

Sleepless nights.

As soon as Wang Aiguo woke up the next morning, he saw everyone in the dormitory with a pair of dark circles under their eyes, looking at him with loveless eyes.

Wang Aiguo was stunned, and as soon as he opened his eyes in the morning, he saw seven men staring at him. It's a scary feeling, to be honest.

"Why are people looking at me like that? You don't think anything wrong of me, do you? Saying that, Wang Aiguo wrapped the quilt more firmly

At this time, the seven people no longer even had the strength to scold Wang Aiguo.

The warrior monk let out a long sigh and said to Wang Aiguo: "What are you snoring about the fat man...... Forget it, it's useless to say it, but then again, I want to ask you why your snoring has become louder lately? ”

Wang Aiguo smiled awkwardly and said, "Is it too loud to snore?" I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. This thing is like this, hasn't it been spring lately? It's pollen all over the outside, and then I have rhinitis, and this pollen is too much, and my rhinitis attacks. Now that my nose is not breathable, my snoring is naturally louder. ”

Everyone looked at Wang Aiguo with helpless expressions.

What Wang Aiguo said is also reasonable, and there is no way to do it with seasonal rhinitis.

However, although it is excusable, but you are always like this, everyone can't sleep well every day, and people will have a nervous breakdown

"What a fat man, although I don't want to say that, but if you find some medicine to apply or eat, otherwise we won't be able to stand it every day." Huang Gang said a little embarrassed.

Speaking of this, Wang Aiguo looked up at the doctor.

"The medicine warrior monk health team took it and I also took it, but the effect of this medicine doesn't seem to be so good, then again, divine doctor, do you have any good solutions?"

After Wang Aiguo finished speaking, the divine doctor pondered for a moment, and then said to Wang Aiguo with a firm face: "Do you know more about rubbing tails?" ”

"Tail root? Where did I get my tail roots? Isn't this kind of tail root only available to warrior monks? ”

As soon as Wang Aiguo finished speaking, the warrior monk who was drinking water on the side directly squirted out a mouthful of water.

"God, I have a tail, what do you call that?" The warrior monk scolded and shouted

The divine doctor continued: "The root of the tail is not a tail, and the warrior monk looks like a gorilla, after all, he is still a human, and it is impossible to have a tail." But the tail root is something that everyone has.

Although it is called the root of the tail, it is actually the bone that connects your vertebrae to your buttocks.

As long as you rub that bone, after rubbing it hot, your nose will be clear, so you won't be snoring! ”

After the divine doctor finished speaking, Wang Aiguo looked at the divine doctor with some suspicion.

So far, almost none of the home remedies that the doctor has said have worked.

As for this time, Wang Aiguo thinks that the chance of the divine doctor cheating him is greater.

As if seeing the suspicion in Wang Aiguo's eyes, the divine doctor coughed lightly and said with a straight expression: "I am a top student of the Medical University, you believe me, I am a student of Chinese medicine, and I know this kind of home remedies very well!" ”

"Okay, I'll believe you again." As he spoke, Wang Aiguo reached for the root of his tail and began to rub it frantically.

A minute passed

Two minutes passed

Five minutes passed

After rubbing for five minutes, Wang Aiguo still felt that his nose was cloudy.

In the end, Wang Aiguo looked at the divine doctor with a complicated expression and said, "Brother, my ass is about to fall off and burst into flames, is your method useful?" ”

The divine doctor touched his chin, thought for a while, and said, "Let me tell you, there is a scientific basis for this. There is a meridian at the base of the tail that connects with the nose, and you just rub it hot, and the heat will rise up your nose and the heat will open up. ”

"But I've been rubbing for 5 minutes, and it hasn't worked, what's going on?" Wang Aiguo said with an embarrassed face.

The divine doctor thought about it again, and then said, "I suspect that you may have too thick skin and too thick flesh, and that heat is difficult to convey, so we may need to use some external forces!" ”

", external force? What's up? Shall we rub it with sandpaper? The warrior monk looked at the divine doctor with a look of disgust and said.

I saw that the divine doctor shook his head, and also looked at the warrior monk with a disgusted expression.

Gorillas really don't use their brains, sandpaper? Does sandpaper work at this time? Wang Aiguo is a human being, not a piece of iron!

Glancing at the warrior monk angrily, the divine doctor jumped down from the top bunk and walked to Wang Aiguo's side.

"Fatty, do you know anything about fire therapy?"

"I know something about cremation!" Wang Aiguo said with a firm face.

Divine Doctor: "......"

I can't stay in the room anymore, this chat is not on the same channel, what's going on? Did he go to the wrong place or did Wang Aiguo go to the wrong place?

……

After a while, Wang Aiguo still learned the general implementation plan from the divine doctor.

The plan is very simple, first they need to find a tissue to cover Wang Aiguo's body.

Then they need to find a little alcohol and throw it on that tissue.

Ignite the fire at the end, and that's it

The plan is simple and crude, and the steps are simple and straightforward.

Then Wang Aiguo's first reaction was, I want to leave this room quickly, and there don't seem to be any normal people in this room.

Such a idea can also be imagined, is this still a comrade-in-arms? This is an enemy!

Then Wang Aiguo just wanted to leave with his front foot, and the warrior monk with his back foot grabbed Wang Aiguo's shoulder.

"If you endure it for a while, we will be happy for a lifetime! You believe me, as long as you do it today, we will always be good brothers! The warrior monk dragged Wang Aiguo to death and said with a firm face.

Wang Aiguo was about to cry at this time, what a good brother, a good brother, a good brother who helped you go to the grave?

"Can you roll the calf for me! Do they think this is a solution that humans can come up with? According to your method, if your fire goes down, I estimate that you will be like a monkey running through the sky, directly out of the building! ”