When: early August

Location: African savannah

Weather: The heat is killing a person

In this unusually hot situation, a group of people were lying on the ground rolling their eyes, watching the animals in front of them migrate on the prairie.

After seeing off another batch of antelopes, a gray-faced man raised his head, looked at a man next door with a look of lovelessness, and said, "Are you really sure that the other party will come?" ”

"We're really not sure what it has to do with each other, anyway, the other side is coming soon, so let's come here and wait." A man with a dark face rolled his eyes and said weakly.

The man who spoke before sighed, and said after a while: "Recently, or recently, we have been here for half a month." I'd like to take a vacation after this mission! The result? Sleeping here for half a month, and then the nationality has changed. Now I go out and say that I am Chinese, who believes it? ”

As soon as these words came out, the remaining four people all felt the same way, they had been here for half a month, and now they were more like blacks than blacks, and they couldn't see the appearance of yellow people at all.

Just when a few people sighed, suddenly there was a human: "Then again, where did that monk go?" ”

The man who spoke earlier shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly, "Where else can I go?" I must have gone banana picking. Anyway, we've been eating bananas for five days, and I feel like I'm about to turn into a monkey. ”

"It's good to have bananas to eat in this place, you can't start a fire on the grassland, right? But then again, I've always wondered where the warrior monk got so many bananas. ”

After the man finished speaking, a brother with a telescope handed him the telescope, and then pointed to a place and said, "Look there." ”

"Huh?" The man was stunned for a moment, then picked up the binoculars and looked at it.

Soon, the man saw through the binoculars a shirtless, hairy, gray-faced, three-third-human-like, seventh-like orangutan, skillfully climbing a tree and getting a few bunches of bananas from above.

When the strange creature came down from the tree, it also said hello to several baboons on the edge of the tree. And several baboons also waved their hands very humanly, as if saying goodbye to old friends.

Then, the strange creature ran to the crowd with a few bunches of bananas.

The people lying on the ground looked at this strange picture and felt that their eggs were about to break.

"It's time to eat, and today's bananas are very good." The warrior monk shook his body and appeared in front of everyone with an excited face.

The man with the binoculars put down the binoculars, looked at the warrior monk with a shocked face, and said, "That, let me ask by the way, who told you that this banana is good?" You haven't eaten it again? ”

"Oh, it was the baboon who said that. It just made a delicious gesture to me to show that the banana is good this time. The warrior monk said calmly.

Everyone: "......"

So..... are you really an orangutan?

……

Well, it's been five days of eating bananas, and everyone is gradually getting used to the special sparkle of the warrior monk.

Now the leader of the squad even wants to go back and write a report with a note - the monk may have the ability to communicate with primates (orangutans, monkeys, baboons, etc.).

I have to say that the bananas in Africa are really delicious, but people are not orangutans after all, and after eating bananas for five days, everyone now has a desire to die when they see bananas.

However, the warrior monk still eats with relish, so everyone is more and more suspicious that this product may be a monkey.

How do you say that? Are you a rescuer brought in by the monkeys?

After eating the bananas, everyone habitually threw the bananas in their hands. Only the warrior monk picked up all the banana peels very seriously and threw them all in one place.

Seeing the warrior monk so serious, the team leader finally couldn't help it, and asked suspiciously, "Warrior monk, what are you doing with all the banana peels?" ”

"Oh, yes. Aren't we all about sustainability? Banana peels belong to kitchen waste that can rot naturally, and after decay, they are a good fertilizer, and new plants will grow on these rotten banana peels at that time. The warrior monk said seriously.

The team leader looked at the warrior monk, and then at the prairie around him. You can just talk about it in the city, in this super savannah, is there any point in saying this?

"Hehe, it's okay if you're happy." The team leader was speechless, so be it, it's definitely not a channel again.

At this time, encrypted files came from everyone's communication system.

After the communication hand took it out and looked at it, he immediately said to the team leader: "Captain, there is a message from above, the other party will arrive in our area in thirty minutes, let us get ready." ”

"It's done, it's been done a long time ago. I've been doing it for half a month!! The squad leader roared.

Everyone has been waiting for this moment for half a month, and for this moment, they have all eaten bananas for five days. Now in this squad, some people are constipated, and some people have 'changed their nationality' and become black. Some of them are even more powerful, and they all awaken their abilities so quickly that they can chat with baboons!

Hearing the news at this moment, everyone was extremely excited, and now everyone is thinking not whether the task is difficult enough, but to hurry up and go home, this place is really unbearable!

……

Soon, half an hour passed. The next thing you saw was two jeeps coming from two directions in the grassland. The moment he saw the two jeeps, the squad leader's tears of excitement flowed down.

"Brothers, we can go home." The team leader said excitedly.

Everyone nodded, but the warrior monk was the only one with an indifferent expression.

Seeing the strange expression of the warrior monk, the team leader said suspiciously: "You can go home, are you unhappy?" ”

"Oh, actually, I think it's pretty good here." The warrior monk said truthfully.

Everyone: "......"

So..... are you really a baboon?

……

Two jeeps quickly approached, and then several crooked nuts with guns came down from them.

While a few people were talking, the team leader rushed out and shouted, "Hands up!" ”

"What's that?" The crooked kernel led by him spoke fluent Northeast dialect.

The team leader was about to say something, but at this moment, everyone heard a gunshot.

The moment the gunshot rang out, the squad leader was a little confused, because he hadn't shot yet, and the other party obviously hadn't come back to his senses, so who fired the first shot?

However, no matter what, someone fired anyway, so the two sides started fighting.

A shootout broke out, and the squad leader lay to the side without saying a word, and then he saw the muzzle of the warrior monk next to him smoking.

"You're going to shoot? I'm not done yet. The team leader looked at the warrior monk with a confused expression and said.

"yes, I just wanted them to listen to you, so I blew their tires so they wouldn't run away." The warrior monk said with a cute face.