Chapter 365: Emperor Zhou is a stupid pig

Ah Zhen, who bowed down, heard this, stood up and looked at him directly for a long time, and smiled lightly, "The emperor's words are confusing, the grass people have calmed down the rebellion for the emperor, and they are disheartened and want to go back to Suzhou, where did they play with the emperor?" ”

"Why don't you say that since you have the last emperor's posthumous copy, you should ask for the posthumous copy when I remove all your job seals, isn't this a joke on me?" Zhou Jinxuan's eyes flashed into two flames, gritted his teeth and glared at him angrily, and smiled coldly: "Back to Suzhou? Hum! Don't think that I don't know, the Su family sold all their properties and suddenly disappeared without a trace, what are you doing back to Suzhou? ”

"If the emperor deposes the grass people, and the grass people ask the emperor to torture them, how can the rebel party dare to show their ambitions immediately? The emperor is the heir of the first emperor, and the first emperor didn't tell you about the matter, so how dare the grass people break the hard work of the first emperor? Ah Zhen Yuli said, shook his head and said: "Your Majesty, you think that the grass people have two hearts, but every thing the grass people do is for the sake of Xia Zhou, and they are worthy of their conscience. ”

Zhou Jinxuan knew that he could speak well, as if he wanted to see through his mind and meditate for a while, and then picked up a piece of music from the table, "The military report came from the daimyo, and the wolf suddenly loosened, as if he had the intention of pressing the realm again, didn't you do it?" ”

Ah Zhenhu wondered how this stupid pig suddenly had patience, and when he heard this, he immediately knew that he was forced to dare not do anything to him, and it was right to think about it, with him, the wolf division in the north would have concerns, if something happened to him, the Xia Zhou army and people would definitely not be convinced. Under the strong enemy outside, and the chaos inside, Xia Zhou's collapse is doomed.

"Your Majesty, it doesn't matter if you don't believe in the grass people, but you have to believe in the first emperor, if the grass people are Jin Liao's spies, there will be no battles of Yidao, Weishan, Yishan, and Fenshui, and there will be no grass people being imprisoned in Beijing, let alone punishing the five princes because of the tranquility of the society. People who everyone dare not offend, why do the grass people cause a fishy smell in vain? ”

Zhou Jinxuan was silent, and stared at him for a while, as if he was thinking.

Ah Zhen saw that the stupid pig began to loosen, and sighed with his hands: "Your Majesty, think again, if the grass people are really Jin Liao's spies, why did they expose the identity of Yuan Meida's spies?" Your Majesty, think about it, how fierce and brutal the Liao wolves are, and why they have only coveted the Xia and Zhou rivers and mountains for three or five years, why are they suddenly willing to quit the army? The grass people did not dare to take credit, but the thousands of miles of border were indeed recovered in the hands of the grass people, and the wolves were defeated and fled. ”

"This ......" Zhou Jinxuan thought about it, had his own reasoning, frowned and took two steps forward, pointing at him and snorting: "Even if you have the resourcefulness to ignore me, I can't spare you." ”

Seeing him coming, Ah Zhen knew that the persuasion was successful, so he pretended to be taken aback and said: "Your Majesty, as the saying goes: 'Dogs can't change to eat shit', the grass people are lowly people, the first emperor valued the great responsibility, and the first emperor also knew that his nature was difficult to change, and he also blamed the grass people several times, but since his nature is like this, what can he do?" Therefore, the grass people also have self-knowledge, even so, they don't want the emperor to be upset, stay away from the court, and ignore these rights and wrongs. ”

Hearing this, a dog can't change the rude saying that he eats, Zhou Jinxuan frowned deeply, thinking back to when his father was alive, he was indeed like this, this matter is beyond reproach, and walked up to him and asked: "Where is the Su family, where did you go?" ”

"March is the death anniversary of the grass people's parents, the grass people's family is in Afghanistan, there is a grandmother at home, the grandmother sent people to look for them earlier, and finally found the grass people, and learned that the grass people voluntarily married a wife, they were very happy, and warmly invited everyone to Afghanistan." Ah Zhen's face is not red, his heart is not beating, and his eyes are very sincere, as if it is true.

Zhou Jinxuan frowned and thought about it, he couldn't think of what country Afghanistan was, and snorted a little angrily: "Afghanistan? I've never heard of it, why do you start so early in March? ”

"Where's the time if it's not early?" Ah Zhen exclaimed, pointing to the west and saying: "The Atlantic Ocean is tens of thousands of miles away from Xia Zhou, and it takes nearly two months for ships to sail on the high seas. ”

"Atlantic? High seas? Zhou Jinxuan encountered a noun barrier, with a question mark in his eyes, and his brows furrowed and asked, "Where is this?" ”

"This ......" Ah Zhen immediately raised his sad old face, but secretly laughed in his heart, you big stupid pig, what do you really believe? Even if the ears are soft, it's so brainless, it deserves to be fooled by Lao Tzu.

Zhou Jinxuan saw that he was supportive, and snorted heavily: "What is this, don't be honest with me soon." ”

"It's not that the grass people don't say it, it's just that the grass people don't know how big the emperor's understanding of the world is." Ah Zhen naturally hesitated.

Zhou Jinxuan was proud and dissatisfied, and snorted loudly: "East to Jinliao Ping'anjing; south to Mayi and Boni; west to Seljuk; North to Langgai. I know everything, how can I say that the scope is so wide. ”

Seeing that this stupid pig looked arrogant and knew the whole world, Ah Zhen spit in his heart, nodded and asked: "Your Majesty, do you know Italy, Britain, Germany, the United States, Puzhuya, Villa, and South Africa?" ”

"This ......" Hearing him blurt out so many strange countries, Zhou Jinxuan's proud face stiffened, and he pointed at him and said, "What country is this?" Why have I never seen it? ”

Ah Zhen nodded, pointed in front of him and said, "Does the emperor know that if you go straight from here, keep walking, and finally return to the place where you left?" ”

"Nonsense." Zhou Jinxuan looked like a fantasy and shouted heavily: "This kind of ridiculous thing, do you think I am a three-year-old child?" ”

You're worse than a three-year-old! Ah Zhen immediately despised it in his heart, and said patiently: "Your Majesty, this is not ridiculous at all, the world is so big that it is difficult to imagine, Your Majesty, the world you know is only limited to what is on the map, if the map is not there, how can you know?" Grass people, where is Heiankyo next? What's behind the change? Did you know this? ”

"This ......" never thought about this question, Zhou Jinxuan was speechless when asked rhetorically, thought about it carefully, had no clue, and pointed at him: "Then you talk to me, how big is the world?" ”

How big the world is, can you stupid pig understand? Ah Zhen smiled coldly in his heart, and opened his mouth to talk nonsense, the United States and other countries went to Asia, Africa went to Antarctica, the Milky Way is in South America, and the sun is in North America, anyway, how to make a normal person stupid, he uses this method to mess around, stupid pigs become stupid donkeys, stupid donkeys become stupid ducks, stupid ducks also have dementia.

Zhou Jinxuan was dizzy, completely dizzy, and suddenly there was not much brain paddle left, and he looked at the person in front of him with demented eyes, only knowing that his mouth was closed one by one, and one by one, what he was talking about, he couldn't understand it at all.

Ah Zhen briefly told the world map, of course, a lot of his own nonsense, but the mainland section did not move, his mouth was closed, and when he saw the sluggish face in front of him, he foamed at the mouth and said with a cautious face: "Your Majesty, this is probably the case in the world, if you have time, I can talk to you in detail." ”

Zhou Jinxuan listened to a few teas, his brain was emptied, he was in a trance, came back to his senses, waved his hand and said: "The world is so complicated, you can't make it up if you want to, I believe in you for the time being." ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty." Ah Zhen clenched his fists and bowed, thinking of Yin'er, and hurriedly asked: "Your Majesty, the wife of the grass people fell off the cliff, and the grass people are anxious, can you let the grass people retire first?" ”

Zhou Jinxuan was suspicious of him in his heart, but when he learned that he was not a spy of Jin Liao, he was relieved, and took a deep breath and said: "Although I believe in you for the time being, I don't allow you to leave Jinling selfishly. ”

"Emperor Xie, the grass people have retired." Ah Zhen secretly breathed a sigh of relief, it was good that he didn't enter house arrest, exited the bedroom of the imperial study, saw that it was already dark, hurriedly stepped out of the imperial study, and rushed to the palace gate in a hurry, I don't know what happened to Yin'er, this woman is too unbelievable, when she is better, she must beat her little ass, and see if she dares to mess around again.

Today is only the second day of the first month, the town that should be lively because of the sudden mutiny makes everyone in a panic, Ah Zhen ran out of the palace gate, when he came to the forbidden gate, he saw the guards standing guard, both gurgling eyes were slightly afraid, I don't know what they were thinking, and I didn't care about their mood, all I thought about in my heart was Yin'er, rushed out of the forbidden door, the inner street was depressed and deserted, and the gate of the official residence was only guarded by the guards, he ran to Princess Bao's mansion, and stepped up the steps, and the guards did not dare to come out to block, With complex eyes, Gollum followed his figure and peered into the door.

After entering the princess's mansion and turning the front garden, Ah Zhen saw the brightly lit hall full of crowds from a distance, and jumped into the hall with a flying rush, and hurriedly asked Zhou Mengmeng, who was sitting on the main seat: "Where are the people?" ”

Zhou Mengmeng was entertaining the ministers who came to care, and when he saw Lin Azhen coming, he stood up and listened to the urging question, and apologized: "Lin Gongzi, the medical hall is inconvenient to recuperate, Mengmeng took it upon himself to take Mrs. Lin back to the house, and I hope to forgive me." ”

"Thank you, thank you...... Ah Zhen clenched his fists and thanked him, and asked urgently: "What about that person?" ”

"This ......" all the pavilion elders are there, but he only thinks of Miss Yin, Zhou Mengmeng looked at the stunned pavilion elders, looked at the handsome face in front of him, sighed secretly, and invited him to the small door: "In the main courtyard, Mengmeng will take you there." ”

"No, you're busy." Hearing that in the main courtyard, Ah Zhenxiu immediately rushed into the small door, the old horse ran to the previous bedroom, and saw Du Xunchang and a few maids guarding the door from a distance, and rushed forward with sweat on his forehead and asked, "Are you okay?" You okay? ”

"Huh? Yes, yes......" The people who were ordered to wait at the door only felt that a wind swept by, and the previous young master was already standing in front of him, Du Xun nodded stunned, "I have drunk the medicine, and there is no hindrance." ”

Boom! Ah Zhen's one finally fell, gently pushed open the chamber, a stream of heat rushed to the face, the temperature in the room was nearly ten degrees warmer than the outside, stepping into the room, afraid of the heat escaping, quickly covered the room, and walked lightly to the person lying on the bed.