This kind of palace maid who teaches etiquette is the most perverted, and after staying in the palace all her life, her mentality has long been distorted. Taking the opportunity to abuse these nobles by teaching etiquette can give them perverted satisfaction.

"Zhang Sizan, my son will come back today, can you stop practicing today, I want to cook his favorite dishes for my son."

Sister Cai said aggrievedly, she wanted to pick up her son, but this Zhang Sizan didn't agree, so she had to practice walking here.

Sure enough, Zhang Sizan slapped the bamboo board on the table vigorously and threatened: "Dare to think about these irrelevant things? Ben Sizan tells you that if you don't practice well today, let alone eat, it depends on my mood whether I can sleep at night. Shrink your steps a little more, you peasant woman, how can you have the demeanor of a nobleman? ”

Sister Cai was so frightened that her eyes immediately turned red, but she didn't dare to cry, as long as she cried, this old witch would viciously punish her for crying, and she would cry in accordance with etiquette, otherwise she would be beaten.

She could only carefully move her steps and shake her body to ensure that her every move was in line with etiquette.

"You, don't complain about the old slave, the queen asked me to teach you etiquette, you have to learn carefully, otherwise you will drag down the old slave, and the old slave will be punished when he goes back!" Zhang Sizan said leisurely, although he called himself a slave in his mouth, but his demeanor and movements did not have a trace of slave humility, but showed a smug smile.

"I didn't say I wouldn't study, I just wanted to study later, my son ......" Sister Cai explained, and before she finished speaking, Zhang Izan stood up excitedly.

"Your son, what about your son? Is the mother's will big or your son's little uncle? Stretch out your hand, you must remember that you are Mrs. Xiaojia, and when talking to us who are slaves, you can't use me, me, you have to call yourself Mrs. Ben. ”

After a few bamboo boards, Sister Cai'er's hands were already swollen like steamed buns, and the pain in her heart made the cold sweat on her forehead continue to drip down, but she didn't dare to make a sound.

When Cai Cong's carriage arrived at the door, he jumped down and asked the porter, "Why didn't my mother go to me today, did something happen?" Sick? ”

The porter looked up and saw that it was Cai Cong, shouted in surprise, rushed over and said anxiously: "Lang Jun, go and save Mrs. She was about to be beaten to death by that old witch. ”

"What's going on?" Cai Cong's eyes glared angrily, and a murderous aura naturally enveloped the porter.

"The queen sent a Sizan to teach Madame etiquette, but she is a wicked woman, and she always finds excuses to beat Madame, and Madame is miserable during this time! Yesterday, the little lady secretly went out of the house and was beaten with five sticks. ”

Cai Cong kicked over: "The master humiliates the slave to death, watching his master being bullied, and standing by and watching, what use do you want?" Where is my mother now? ”

"Madame is in the mountain pavilion, you can go quickly!" The porter was not angry, they had already been holding back the fire in their bellies.

Cai Cong kept a calm face and walked towards the backyard. Sister Cai is practicing the etiquette on the table, there are rules for picking up vegetables, there are rules for chewing, and there are rules for wiping your mouth after even eating a few bites to avoid oil stains affecting your image.

At this moment, she was wiping her mouth with the handkerchief that was swollen like a pig's trotter, but her poor hands were swollen, how could she still hold the handkerchief steadily?

"My wife is like this, how can she still hold a handkerchief, you are deliberately embarrassing Mrs." Dongzhu said hatefully, cursing this old witch 100,000 times in his heart.

"At the royal banquet, it doesn't matter if your hands are swollen or not, as long as you don't do it right, you will be impeached by the courtesy, the old slave is for the good of your wife." Zhang Sizan took a sip of tea and said comfortably.

"You, you wait, my uncle will come back today, and see how you die then?" Dongzhu said angrily.

"What kind of character does a little count really think of himself? Those marquises, duchesses, and old slaves have not been taught, but I want to see what your uncle can do with me? ”

Zhang Sizan sneered, of course she had taught many people, the wives of those princes, and her relatives had also taught her, but at that time she was a complete slave.

It is precisely because she is a slave enough that those nobles will inevitably say good things about her in front of the eldest grandson, and as the days go by, whoever the eldest grandson wants to send to, he naturally thinks of her first.

"If you want to see it, I'll let you see it." Cai Cong strode in and said murderously.

"Son!"

"Lang Jun!"

Including the cry of surprise, Cai Cong heard a different taste, that is, relief, and it is expected to be free from the control of this old witch.

"The old slave has seen the uncle." Zhang Sizan stood up and saluted casually, Cai Cong didn't look at her, walked to Sister Cai'er's side, looked at her swollen left hand, and felt extremely distressed.

"You two stupid girls, why don't you help my mother go down to the medicine?" Cai Cong said angrily, and the three of them actually looked at the old witch in fear and didn't dare to leave.

Seeing this scene, Cai Cong was even more angry, this is in his own home! How arrogant this evil slave should be on weekdays can make the people in the house dare to be angry and dare not speak.

"I can't go, this division praises the Niangniang Yi will teach Mrs. Xiaojia to teach. I didn't say go, who would dare to go? The old witch screamed loudly, and the people she brought actually surrounded Sister Cai and the three of them.

"Okay, good, such a big dog, so arrogant in front of me, it can be seen how indispensable it should be on weekdays." Cai Cong smiled angrily, looking at the old witch as if he was looking at a dead person.

"The slave maid is just a subordinate, who dares to be arrogant with your uncle, just out of the palace, the slave maid's every move represents the face of the mother, but I don't dare to embarrass the mother." Zhang Sizan said in a weird manner, his eyes staring at Sister Cai, and the bamboo board in his hand waved gently.

"Someone!"

"Mark it in."

"Drag this old witch down and kill her with a rod!" Cai Cong said coldly, it would be a shame to say a few more words to this kind of person.

"Who dare? I'm the Queen's mother, do you want to rebel? Zhang Sizan said loudly, and the soldiers who came in looked at each other, and no one dared to step forward.

"Not to mention that I forgot about them all, and tied them all up to me. Qiuyue, you took my token into the palace to find the queen's mother, and said that she asked her to send a female doctor to treat my mother's injuries. ”

Cai Cong suppressed the anger in his heart, and if he beat someone to death like this, he was slapping the queen in the face. No matter how favored she Cai Cong is, if she hits the emperor and empress in the face in one day, she is looking for death.

"If you dare to arrest me, you will die! I will definitely tell the mother, you are going to make trouble, make trouble, make trouble......" Zhang Sizan shouted frantically, was pulled down by the soldiers and tied to the rockery in the courtyard, and the other attendants were drawn as prisons, and no one dared to come out.

"It's the first time I've seen you stupid. Hou Ye Jian was in the emperor's heart, the prince went out of the city for thirty miles to greet him, His Majesty set up a royal banquet, and hundreds of officials accompanied him. Just returned to Chang'an, and was immediately named the Marquis of Chang'an.

The queen mother knew that Hou Ye was injured in Zhengzhou, and she was not allowed to participate in the imperial banquet, so she asked the prince and the king of the family to take Hou Ye to see her in person, and set up a family banquet in distress. What are you? Dare to embarrass Hou Ye's mother? ”

Fang Yuan sneered with the whip, as soon as the words fell, Zhang Sizan's face changed in fright, didn't he say that he was just a guy who walked shit luck? How can you be so favored?

Fang Yuan didn't care about her, the whip soaked in salt water was slashing his head and covering his face, and the slave who was in pain cried and called his mother.

"Spare your life! Spare your life! The slave and maid were also deceived by the traitor, so they did this foolish thing! Zhang Sizan shouted loudly, and Fang Yuanke took a moment before asking, "Someone instructed you to do this?" ”

"Yes, otherwise I would not dare to do this to a noble man if I had the audacity to give the slave and maid. Someone, someone gave me five hundred taels of silver to clean up Mrs. Xiaojia. Zhang Sizan, like grabbing a life-saving straw, said loudly.