Chapter 124: Zhenguan Potato
General Wenchen looked at this little little man with a strange look, a nine-year-old child, who taught him this? is obviously a small point, but can say so many big truths and invent so many things, is it really like the name given by His Majesty, is it Wenqu Xing?
No way! Everyone is the aristocratic class of the Tang Dynasty, and there are few people like them who believe in God, because if their sins are so important that they are retributed, they don't know how many times they have died. Who can climb to this position, who is not with blood on his hands?
Cheng Biting Jin stroked his beard and said, "Then according to you, how do you plan to train your children in the future?" Su Bai smiled without skin and face: "The little nephew is only nine years old this year, it's a little early to think about this, and besides, I should ask my father and mother, it is under the cultivation of the two of them that the little nephew can be so good and so handsome!" ”。
"Hahahaha"
"Hahaha"
This sentence made the ministers laugh, and even Li Shimin was very happy, if you say excellent, forget it, after all, you can really be worthy of these two words, but I don't know where the word handsome comes from?
Su Bai argued: "It may be a little close to being excellent, but this handsomeness is not bad at all!" Now the courtiers laughed even more happily, why didn't they find this kid so humorous before?
Just when everyone was joking about Su Bai, the guard came back with a big bowl, which was filled with potatoes that had just been boiled, cut into small pieces by the cook, and a sweet aroma of potatoes wafted in. Lao Cheng's nose shook twice, his eyes lit up, and he patted his chest and said, "Your Majesty, slow down!" Let me try it for Your Majesty first, is it poisonous? After finishing speaking, he was about to reach out and grab it, and just as he was about to touch the potato, his hand was grabbed, and when he looked back, it was still Qin Shubao!
Cheng Yanjin smiled awkwardly and said: "You come, you come", Qin Shubao smiled: "A handful of old age, still frizzy" This kind of thing like they definitely can't try, if something happens, what should a big family do behind them? Su Bai didn't think about this, he stretched out his hand and picked up a piece and said: "This kind of thing is better to let me, the discoverer", after speaking, he threw it into his mouth, and the moment he ate the potato, he really had a feeling of being suddenly separated from the world.
Su Bai never thought that he would burst into tears because of eating a piece of potato, the cheap food of potatoes in his previous life accompanied him throughout his childhood!
Everyone stared at Su Bai tightly, wanting to confirm what the reaction would be after eating the potatoes. Seeing Su Bai crying after eating, everyone was very curious, is this thing so delicious?
Li Shimin laughed and said, "Good, good! I understand why Wenqu is crying! After speaking, Li Shimin also picked up a piece and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Your Majesty, no!"
"No!"
"Your Majesty! Let Wechen try it first! ”
Li Shimin's move frightened the ministers, everything the emperor eats has to be tasted first, but now Su Bai has only taken a bite, and the poison in the spirit can't be effective so quickly, what if it's poisonous? What to do with the Tang Empire?
Li Shimin waved his hand, his eyes actually shed tears, and when the courtiers saw it, they all quieted down, and Li Shimin's eyes were red and said: "I understand Wenqu's mood!" I don't eat any delicacies from the mountains and seas! But it is true that hundreds of people are hopeful! With this auspiciousness! There will be no famine in my Datang! What I eat is not the delicacies of the mountains and seas, but the most delicious taste I have ever tasted in my life, this is the taste of hope! ”。
Su Bai secretly slandered, this drama spirit! Isn't this stealing the limelight from yourself! But who let the other party be the emperor, people can grab as much as they want, if you like it, you can also grab it at 360 degrees without dead ends!
Su Bai was also able to cooperate with him in acting, nodding on the side with tears in his eyes, proving that what Li Shimin said was right! It's all in his heart! The two of them had a sympathetic expression, and they choked Wei Chi Jingde and others enough to choke the eldest grandson Wuji and other traitors
Wei Chi Jingde stepped forward, reached out and picked up a piece of potato and put it in his mouth and said with a smile: "Hahaha, how can such a good thing be missing me!" Your Majesty is right! This is indeed the taste of hope! Of course, Cheng Biting Jin, Qin Shubao and other generals were not to be outdone, and came over one after another to reach out and pick up a piece.
Among the civil officials, the first to come out was Wei Zheng, the second was the eldest grandson Wuji, and then the later people didn't eat it at all. The few people who had eaten the potatoes all burst into tears, as if this was really the taste of hope.
The eldest grandson Wuji smiled: "This auspicious rui should be named, but it can't be called auspicious." Su Bai's eyes rolled, this is a good opportunity to earn prestige, just wanted to raise his head and say, 'Ugly Cow Potato', as soon as he saw Li Shimin's expression, Su Bai immediately gave up this unrealistic idea,
Su Bai dared to guarantee that if he said this sentence himself, Li Shimin would definitely find a way to kill him, if a 'divine object' like a potato was named, it could only be a person's name, and it would be His Majesty today!
Su Bai flattered and said: "Your Majesty, this is auspicious from heaven, and it is in the year of Zhenguan, how about calling Zhenguan potatoes?" There is no mirror now, otherwise Su Bai will definitely find that he is now just like the traitor in the anti-Japanese TV series, with the same expression as the devil! That's called a dog's leg!
Li Shimin was a little puzzled: "But I don't know what the word 'potato' means?" ”。 Su Bai coughed lightly and said, "Because I looked at Xiangrui as if it had recorded potatoes in the book, that is, beans, and they grew in the soil, I thought of this name."
Li Shimin pondered for a while and said, "Okay, it's called Zhenguan Potato!" That's a good name! "Several ministers behind him echoed it, thinking that 'Zhenguan Potato' is really a good name! As long as it is a familiar person, just looking at Li Shimin's eyebrows and eyes, you can know that Li Shimin is happy now, who dares to refute it? Even Wei Zheng didn't say much, and accepted Li Shimin's 'Zhenguan Potato'.
Li Shimin stared at the remaining seven potato seedlings and said, "How to plant these potatoes, Wenqu is already clear?" When they heard that they needed to break it and use the above sprouts as seeds, everyone was surprised, and they didn't know how Su Bai discovered this planting method.
Fortunately, Li Shimin and they didn't bother with anything, everyone stared at the seven potato seedlings excitedly, Li Shimin waved his hand and said: "Today the sky is auspicious!" Spread the word of my mouth and spread the effect of this auspicious rui all over the world! Let everyone in the world know that my Datang now has an auspicious rui! In less than two years, my Datang will be in the house famine! ”。
"Long live Your Majesty!"
"Long live Your Majesty!"
"Long live Your Majesty!"
At this moment, all the ministers are on one knee! Datang has such an artifact, such a monarch, and such a military general! Why worry that it won't be a prosperous age?
Li Shimin laughed and said, "Cheng Qian! You come here."
"Erchen is here!"
Li Chengqian agreed, just now he saw that the ministers were too excited, so he hid behind the crowd, but he didn't expect to be called over by his father at this time. Li Shimin stretched out his hand and patted Li Chengqian's shoulder and said, "You have grown up!" I know that I have shared my father's worries! Well, it was supposed to feed the pigs, but after your words, now there are countless people alive! Your merits are immeasurable! When Li Chengqian heard this, his whole body trembled with excitement.
Su Bai also trembled, it was indeed not excited, but angry! Are you blind? I found the potatoes, no, I redeemed them with 100,000 points in the system! I guided your son to say that sentence for a long time! How is it that your son has become so innumerable?
Li Shimin seemed to see Su Bai's abnormality, and laughed: "Wenqu! Come here, too! Su Bai walked over, Li Shimin stretched out his hand and patted him on the shoulder and said, "You are also a good boy!" Know how to do things for the people! Share your worries for me! Now it is so auspicious! You say! How do you want me to reward you? ”。
Su Bai pouted secretly, what he said was simply not sincere at all, you just rewarded it directly! If you have a weight, you will be rewarded! Can I postpone it? Don't fix that golden tael, I've been fooled once, but I don't want to go on it for the second time!
Su Bai bowed his head and said: "This is all within the responsibility of the ministers, don't dare to ask for a reward!" ”。 Li Shimin is in a very good mood, with potatoes, even if he sits firmly on the throne, no one can use the excuse of being in the right position to attack him, and if he is in the wrong position, will God reward him with a divine object like potatoes? Of course not!
"You are only nine years old this year, you can have such merits, and you are worthy of the word Wenqu that I gave you! How can I not appreciate your merits for a thousand years! Li Shimin pondered for a moment and said with a smile: "I named you a county man in Juxian County!" 200 households! Don't you appreciate the cattle village in your ancestral hometown, then take the cattle village as your food."
The impact on the minister is not small, a county man from Juxian County! This is a knighthood! After Li Shimin ascended the throne, he attached great importance to the title, he was an excellent emperor, of course he knew that the lord was actually a parasite of a country! Who would want to have more parasites on themselves?
Fortunately, he is just a baron, and when he waits for Su Bai's next generation, he will be a white body.
"Your Majesty! With a mere nine-year-old son, how can He De be awarded the title of baron? "The first one to jump out against it was Wei Zheng! Li Shimin is very conflicted about Wei Zheng, it can be said that he loves and hates it. Now when he heard Wei Zheng's rebuttal, he was a little big, and he stretched out his hand to rub his temples and said, "Wei Qing, do you think that the auspiciousness of offering Zhenguan potatoes is not a merit?" How many people can this feed? ”
Cheng Yanjin didn't want to, Su Bai was his son's brother-in-law, or his nephew and son-in-law, that was a real family member! Now that you're going to be knighted, you jumped out to make trouble? At that moment, his eyes glared: "You are against it!" Have you done anything great this year that is meaningful to the people? This doll can live countless people with one potato! Even in the court, how many people have made such merits? ”
Qin Shubao also echoed: "Lord Wei, this kid's single achievements are indeed enough to be knighted."
Datang Prestige System 2014