Chapter 17 Kuande courtesy jokes
Weizhou was originally a state of Jingguo, and Langguo only emerged nearly a hundred years ago.
Among them, the relationship is intricate, and Weizhou is one of the founding fathers of Jingguo, called Fang Ding.
As the founding father, he naturally has merit, and he once saved the heirs of the lord at that time seven times in and seven out, as for the reason, it is to compete for favor.
The seven young masters are not high in martial arts, so they have to be able to get different treatment.
Now it's good, let's make an appointment to compare, and see who has the highest meritorious service, and whoever will be elected as the big young master.
Therefore, it is true that people will not die if they do not die, and after the establishment of Jingguo, Fang Ding was named the Marquis of Dingshan, and the fief was in Weizhou.
It was supposed to be a good ending, but Emperor Jingguo had to force Fang Ding to rebel.
It's going to hurt a lot right now, and it looks like I've done nothing wrong!
In the end, it was clear what the emperor had planned: at that time, the reason for letting the seven sons fight each other was to let them kill each other, so as to reduce the chance of being seized from the throne in the future.
it! This method is awesome!
It is said that tigers are poisonous and do not eat children, and the emperor of this Jingguo is even more poisonous than a tiger.
Fang Ding had no choice but to flee back to the fiefdom.
This thing also has a lot to do with the Niu family, can you escape from the national capital alone? No one with a brain would believe it.
After this back and forth, Fang Ding declared independence in Weizhou.
Emperor Jingguo cried angrily, raising the whole country's troops to crusade.
At this time, the Niu family couldn't sit still, why?
It is the eldest son and grandson of the Niu family who are still in Fang Ding's hands.
It is also strange to say that the Niu family followed Emperor Jingguo as civil officials, and when Niu Xingxiong arrived, they all became a family of military generals.
At that time, Niu Mu, the head of the Niu family, lobbied both sides, persuaded the emperor, persuaded Fang Ding, and claimed to persuade to the outside world, but in fact, he was secretly helping Fang Ding.
Niu Mu can be said to have a talent that has passed through the heavens and latitudes, and the establishment of Jingguo can be said to have two-thirds of the credit on Niu Mu.
The reason why he helped Fang Ding was because the two had similar interests and always believed that the world was the world of the people of the world.
And the lord who followed at that time has become a person who is not the first time the two have met.
Niu Mu knows how to forbear, and Fang must have the heroism of a warrior and face the admonition.
If Emperor Jingguo has a little room for people, he will stay at the bottom.
Jingguo is not still a third-rate country.
One of them drinks and pecks, or has its own fixed number!
Today's Lang Kingdom is now a vassal state of Jingguo, but who knows what will happen in the future, just pay a joke.
At this time, the Lang Kingdom was in the early court, and before dawn, the ministers had been standing in front of the Kuanzheng Hall one after another and waiting, all holding bamboo court wats, carefully checking whether the quotations were smooth, and whether there were other things that were not written on it.
Niu Wen actually didn't want to go, but before Fang Jing left yesterday, he shouted that he must arrive tomorrow morning.
Thinking that most of it has something to do with himself, he can only nod and agree, and as a side by side king, he has to meet with the ministers and be familiar.
At this moment, Niu Wen thought he was the earliest, but he turned out to be the last to arrive.
The ministers looked at the long-overdue side-by-side king, and they didn't dare to point out at will, and curiously exchanged their heads and ears, since the new king succeeded to the throne, the side-by-side king seems to have been set up for one person.
There were several times when he faced the admonitions, and the king said that he would not be in the way, but if the ministers could scold, they would have started to scold a long time ago.
You're fine, you're out of the daily expenses every day!
There is no explicit statement that it is set up for one person, that means that we and other ministers can fight for it?
After figuring out these views, the minds of the ministers became active.
Until one time, a person jumped out to admire how the current Xiangguo merits, and completely became the king side by side.
None of the ministers will forget that the king's expression at that time was engraved in his heart.
After that, no one dared to mention it anymore.
Seeing this, Niu Wen shook his head and smiled, to be honest, he really didn't want the king side by side, first, the clothes were cumbersome, and the second was that the travel was too high-profile, so it was difficult for him to be because of the high profile.
This is also Niu Wen's plan, a wise man must make a mistake in a thousand thoughts, so high-profile and obvious, attracting attention, and diverting the focus.
Even if it doesn't have much effect, it can make other forces spend more time, and the goal has already been achieved, and for now, he is still too weak.
The ministers looked at Niu Wen at the back of the team, their faces were surprised, and they looked at each other, with puzzlement in their eyes.
According to the court ceremony, the king who goes to the court side by side can enter first, or he can not enter in principle, but he must stand at the head of the line.
As for the reason, it is also very simple: jokes, who dares to stand in front of the king side by side, it is not tired of being alive.
As the name suggests, the side by side king is the same as the king's treatment and etiquette, and you can meet the king and the court without bowing down.
Seeing that Niu Wen didn't mean to move, the ministers didn't want to remind him.
Everyone watched and stared at this side, who dared to step forward first.
And Niu Wen looked like everyone was drunk and I was sober, closing his eyes and recuperating.
Okay, now the ministers' noses are almost crooked, you don't move us.
I saw that one of the ministers walked out to the back of the team, and there was a second one, and then like an eagle catching a chicken, they ran behind Niu Wen.
The palace maid and eunuch outside the gate of the Kuanzheng Hall were stunned, this scene was a must.
The eunuchs in the palace couldn't sit still, and if this matter reached the ears of the chief manager, his career would really be over.
Or is it important to have a career, if you really offend the king side by side and admit it, won't you grit your teeth?
Not to mention, the eunuch in the palace really crushed the back molars, and he was really unlucky to be such a side-by-side king, and he was still on duty today.
Gritting his teeth, he opened his legs, walked to Niu Wen's side, and reminded: "Lord Wang? Rajah! ”
Niu Wen hurriedly opened his eyes and looked away, as if someone was calling me again.
"Lord Wang, do you want to go in? The little one leads the way" The eunuch in the palace was crying, but his heart was MMP
"Oh no, I'm lined up here... Hey? What about the people in front? Niu Wen was surprised, and when he looked behind him, a group of people lined up in a long line, looking confused, what kind of trouble is this?
The eunuch in the palace took off a mouthful of blood alive, and said with a smile: "Lord Wang, you stand here, you adults don't dare to stand in front of you."
"Oh, that's the case" Niu Wen understood, and glanced at the eunuch in the palace gratefully, and at this glance, the latter's pores were open all over his body, and he looked intoxicated.
Niu Wen hurriedly raised his steps and walked under the long ladder.
At this time, the heavy squeak of the gate of the Kuande Hall came, and the eunuchs in the palace did not dare to leave Niu Wen, and whispered to remind him, so as not to have any more moths.
Niu Wen walked into the interior of the Kuanzheng Palace, looking at the ever-bright lanterns standing up, flashing with a dark light, and wanted to work hard to illuminate the hall.
Although the lights are dim, they can reflect the four sides of the main hall, and there is a night pearl hanging in the center of the main hall, at least the size of a human head.
The pearl of the night is bitten by a lifelike carved five-clawed dragon.
The whole hall is wide and majestic, and each wooden pillar is carved with auspicious clouds, as if it wants to float out and fly to the nine skies.
In the center of the main hall, a long curtain of beads is hung in front, just blocking the upper part of the body, making it difficult to see the face.
I could only vaguely discern that there was a figure, and there was a heroic general standing in front of the main hall.
This military general Niu Wen also knew that it was Fang Jing's sister Fang Tong, and the two looked very similar.
Until now, the ministers believed that Fang Tong was Fang Jing, and it was rumored that Fang Tong had died of a disease.
It is said that the eldest sister is like a mother, Fang Tong deeply embodies this words, for the sake of his own sister, hiding himself is also well-intentioned.
Waiting for the ministers to stand in their official positions, the eunuchs in the palace sang until the singing was completed, the sky was already bright, and some light shone into the hall.
The ministers reported their political achievements one by one, and when they encountered problems, they were recorded by four historians on the side, until the end of the discussion, if they could not think of a solution in the end, they could only put it on hold and wait for it to be dealt with in the future.
The entire court is boring for Niu Wen, and he still has a lot of things to do, which is simply a waste of youth.
I was dozing off, and suddenly I woke up with a righteous voice,
I saw that this person's face was like an axe and a knife, without the slightest excess fat, with a hooked nose, lying silkworm eyebrows, red phoenix eyes, and smooth shoulders, like a jackal, tiger and leopard.
This person is Liu Heday, the left minister of Lang State, he stepped in the middle, and just said: "Your Majesty, the minister thinks that the king is too young, according to the ancient rites, the year is not even the crown, and he cannot be knighted and hired in the court."
Niu Wen saw this: Okay, Xiao Wangwang is here, and the main drama has begun.