Chapter 53: Wang De's Murder Paranoia
Wang De was still puzzled, Li Er directly squirted out a mouthful of Coke, Li Chengqian had already jumped three meters away, and he didn't get any Coke, he breathed a sigh of relief, thrilling!
Wang De, who was baptized by a big mouthful of Coke, was instantly stunned, he looked at Li Er blankly, wiped his face with his hand, and said, "Your Majesty, there is something wrong with this Coke?" ”
"Spicy, spicy!"
Li Er's tongue was sticking out, fanning the wind with his hands, and he had a bit of a big tongue when he spoke.
Wang De is bitter in his heart, is this spicy? Could it be that this cola has dogwood in it? Damn Li Chengqian!
"Negative sentiment from Wang De, +125"
Li Chengqian didn't feel sorry for Wang De, and even wanted to laugh a little, Wang De's current appearance is not a soup chicken, but a cola chicken.
Wang Dedao: "His Royal Highness the Prince, you actually used such a spicy coke to find His Majesty's happiness, are you guilty?" ”
"Hehe, take a closer look." Li Chengqian said.
Wang De looked at Li Er.
"Huh? What's going on, why do I feel a hint of sweetness in my mouth now? No, this sweetness is becoming more and more obvious, this is ......" Li Er closed his eyes and silently reminisced.
As an emperor who has tasted countless delicacies, this sweetness is really nothing, but the rainbow after the wind and rain is the most beautiful, Li Er was shocked by the pungent spicy taste of Coke at the beginning, and now this sweetness has the power to heal scars.
He held the Coke again and put it to his mouth, and Wang De quickly dodged it.
Li Er squinted his eyes, took a sip carefully, and then, agitated the Coke in his mouth, letting it finish the bubbles, and finally, he swallowed the Coke in his mouth.
"Ah......" Li Er let out a satisfied sound.
The corners of Li Chengqian's eyes twitched, what kind of drinking method is this? It's too two! What's the difference between holding Coke in your mouth for so long and then swallowing it and drinking syrup? It's not as convenient as drinking syrup.
"Gao Ming, this Coke is so delicious, I have never drunk such a delicious thing." Li Erdao.
Li Chengqian pouted: "To be honest, if you drink it like this, you can't even drink half of the coolness of this coke, and what you drink is ordinary sugar water, what's the point?" ”
"Negative sentiment from Li Shimin, +108"
"How should I drink it?" Li Er asked.
"It's simple, swallow it in big gulps and don't agitate it in your mouth." Li Chengqian said.
When Li Er heard this, he frowned, he was a little clear about this thing, looking at the black Coke, there were not many bubbles in it, and when he drank it in his mouth, he encouraged it a little, and it actually gave him a feeling that this Coke was full of gas.
Wouldn't this be a ...... if you drank it?
The picture is too beautiful to imagine.
But he still listened to Li Chengqian's words and took a big sip, as if nothing was wrong.
"A few more bites." Li Chengqian said.
Li Er took a few more sips, and suddenly, he felt that something was wrong, he felt a sense of injustice in his chest, and he couldn't do it if he didn't send it!
"Hiccup......
Wang De was stunned, and Ma Zhou looked envious.
"Hiccup......
Li Er had another hiccup, a little smaller, and after the fight, he was comfortable.
"I see, the essence of this Coke is here, as the so-called, two fun in life, burp and fart, after these two hiccups, I am comfortable, Gao Ming, is there still this Coke?" Li Er asked.
"It's gone." Li Chengqian said.
Li Er sighed: "It's a pity ......"
Li Chengqian was a little curious: "Don't you want to know where this thing came from?" ”
Li Er smiled slightly: "Existence is reasonable, clever, I know." ”
Li Chengqian: "......"
It's good, I've learned to answer.
"Erchen thinks that in this month's time, letting everyone eat chicken can not only ease everyone's mood of not having meat to eat for a while, but also not a violation of the meat ban, it can be regarded as killing two birds with one stone, wouldn't it be good?" Li Chengqian said.
Li Er fell into deep thought, he also ate two unknown chicken dishes, and he also drank cold Coke, he was indeed very satisfied, the chicken was delicious, and the Coke was also delicious, and he was really not good to say anything now.
Eat people with a short mouth, and take people softly!
Wang Dedao: "Your Majesty think twice, it is taboo to change the order every day, since the ban on meat has been promulgated, it must be implemented meticulously, otherwise, Your Majesty's prestige may be lost." ”
When Li Er heard this, he was originally going to agree to Li Chengqian, but now he was a little hesitant.
Li Chengqian was suddenly furious, what's the matter with this Wang De? Coke was drunk by Li Er, and sprayed by Li Er, why should you do it with him? Is there a brain disease?
He used his innate strength to say to Wang De: "You are a dead eunuch." ”
"Negative sentiment from Wang De, +125"
Wang De looked at Li Chengqian, and found that Li Chengqian's face was expressionless, he didn't move, and the others didn't react, he couldn't help but wonder, did he hear it wrong?
"You are a yin and yang person." Li Chengqian continued.
"Negative sentiment from Wang De, +145"
He couldn't help it and said, "Your Majesty, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince insulted me!" ”
Li Er: "??? ”
Li Er looked at Wang De suspiciously: "I didn't hear a word." ”
Wang De looked at Ma Zhou, and Ma Zhou said: "I'm the same, I haven't heard half a word." ”
In the end, Wang De looked at Li Chengqian and found that Li Chengqian was looking at him with a smile, the provocation in his eyes was obvious, and he was even more sure that it was Li Chengqian's ghost.
"Yin and Yang people rotten ass." Li Chengqian said.
"Negative sentiment from Wang De, +156"
Wang De was furious: "Your Majesty, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is insulting me again, saying that I am a yin and yang person with a rotten ass!" ”
Li Er was shocked, what did you do, Wang De didn't even want face in order to frame his son? Where is there such a self-scolding yourself? Could it be that you are sick?
"Wang De, I'm afraid you're tired, so let's go down and rest first." Li Erdao.
After speaking, Li Er waved his hand helplessly, and several guards stepped forward and forcibly pulled Wang De, who didn't want to leave, away.
"Gao Ming, you tell me the names of these two dishes first, I don't even know the names." Li Erdao.
"The yellow one is called crispy fried chicken, and the black one is called Coke chicken wings." Li Chengqian said.
"...... so"
"That's right, crispy fried chicken can be made all the time, and that's all there is to it." Li Chengqian said.
"It's a pity!" Li Er sighed.
As he spoke, he picked up another Coke chicken wing and ate it.
"This matter will be done according to what you say, you all step down." Li Er ate chicken wings in his mouth and said vaguely.
Li Chengqian and Ma Zhou left, Li Er drove out all the idle people, and let go of eating alone, without any food at all, from time to time to pour a sip of Coke and burp, it was not too cool.
When the people outside heard these hiccups, they were speechless for a while, and they were really a little disgusting.
"Your Highness, what the hell is going on with Wang De? Why did you suddenly start going crazy and saying you were scolding him? Ma Zhou asked.
"Actually, he was sick, called victim paranoia, and he always felt like I was scolding him, but in fact, I didn't do it." Li Chengqian said.
Ma Zhouhu wondered, why had he never heard of the term victim paranoia? Odd......