"Captain, although this thing is alive, he has drunk a lot of water, I will give him first aid now!" Yu Zhiqian said as he put his hands on the chest of the one-eyed dragon pirate, and after pressing it lightly nine times, he pressed it hard, simple cardiopulmonary resuscitation, but it was a bit non-standard.

The one-eyed dragon's mouth suddenly opened, protruding a large mouthful of water, but the abdomen was still a little bulging, Yu Zhiqian continued to press his chest, as for artificial respiration, it was impossible, this one-eyed dragon, so disgusting, how could he give him artificial respiration.

"Yu Zhiqian, will you give first aid, cardiopulmonary resuscitation is to cooperate with artificial respiration!"

Yu Zhiqian heard Lu Chen's voice in the headset, this product is a medical soldier, and he is a professional in first aid, but Yu Zhiqian looked at the pirate's face and disgusting yellow teeth: "Lu Chen, you have the ability!" ”

After finishing speaking, he continued to press his chest, the one-eyed dragon kept pressing his chest, Yu Zhiqian kept repeating a sentence in his mind, artificial respiration, impossible, absolutely impossible to do artificial respiration for this one-eyed dragon, it looks ugly and disgusting, even if he jumps off this speedboat, he will not do artificial respiration!

"Yu Zhiqian, do what Lu Chen said!"

"Yes, Captain!"

After Yu Zhiqian finished answering, he silently recited in his heart: "It's so fragrant!" After finishing speaking, he resisted the urge to kill this guy, slowly approached this guy's mouth, pinched both cheeks with his hands, then closed his eyes, kissed it, and then inhaled hard, sucking out some debris in the one-eyed dragon's trachea.

Looking up at the sky, Yu Zhiqian just wanted to say, fortunately, it was not his first kiss, and sure enough, after Master Wang Jingze invented the law of true fragrance, no one can violate it so far.

"Gross!" After sighing, Yu Zhiqian quickly lowered his head, spit a few mouthfuls of saliva, wiped his mouth with his hand, and then continued to press his chest, at this time, Yang Rui's voice came from the headset again: "Lu Chen, does Yu Zhiqian really need artificial respiration?" ”

"In fact, there is no need, artificial respiration is mainly to help comatose patients breathe again or suck out the blockage in the trachea, but this is seawater, not a river, and there are fewer sediments and some foreign bodies in the water, so you can do cardiopulmonary resuscitation directly."

Yu Zhiqian now had the urge to beat Lu Chen, and coughed lightly: "Captain, this is a public channel, I can hear it!" ”

"Damn it!"

Lu Chen said a word, went offline in seconds, and pretended to be dead, while Yu Zhiqian was doing cardiopulmonary resuscitation while speaking: "Captain, can I apply to beat Lu Chen?" ”

"Can't! Pay attention to team harmony! But ......"

"But what!"

"But if no one sees it, then no one knows, doesn't it?"

"Roger!"

Yu Zhiqian has already begun to calculate in his heart, after completing the task, how to teach Lu Chen that guy a good lesson, let himself kiss such a disgusting man, as a straight man of steel, he can tolerate the black girl, but the black man, forget it, it's too disgusting, thinking of this, Yu Zhiqian wanted to vomit again.

"Okay, this is a public channel, not a place for jokes, pay attention to the impact!" The captain's voice came from Gao Yun, and everyone immediately shut up.

"Yes, Captain!"

"Yes, Captain!"

“……”

An innocuous joke ended like this, and on the Linyi, Gao Yun touched his chin and looked at the political commissar beside him: "Political Commissar Zhao, have you taken the picture just now?" ”

"I've had someone intercept it, Lao Gao, what do you want to do?"

Gao Yun smiled mysteriously and gently touched Zhao Haiguang with his arm: "Lao Zhao, you said that when Yu Zhiqian retired from the army, we would give him this photo as a gift, what do you think he will do?" ”

Lao Zhao glanced at Gao Yun, and then laughed involuntarily, he really wanted to see Yu Zhiqian's expression when he received this photo when he was discharged from the army: "I think Xiao Yu may directly beat the two of us!" ”

"He dares!"

"Everyone has been discharged from the army, what is there to dare!"

"Even if he is discharged from the army, I am also his old chief, and he still can't do it!" After finishing speaking, he looked at the rest of the command ship: "Don't laugh, no one should say anything about this matter, especially you, monk, you have the biggest mouth!" ”

"Yes, Captain!"

Gao Yun and Zhao Haiguang were in a very good mood because the mission was successfully completed, there were no casualties among their subordinates, and they also captured the robber leader alive, so they would make this kind of joke, if the mission failed, when Yu Zhiqian and the others came back, they would have to face a face that was darker than Bao Qingtian.

Just as everyone was putting the finishing touches, an exclamation suddenly came from Seabird One: "Seabird One calls, Seabird One calls!" ”

"Please!"

It's a public channel, so Yu Zhiqian can also hear it, and his heart is tight, what can't happen to Luo Xing? This time, Luo Xing did not go deep alone, and during the exchange of fire, he did not hear the news that someone had been shot.

"Luo Xing's sudden illness, abdominal pain is unbearable, repeat, Luo Xing's sudden illness, abdominal pain is unbearable, it's over!"

"Roger! Evacuate first! ”

After listening to the conversation, Yu Zhiqian was stunned for a moment, what does it mean that Luo Xing suddenly fell ill and had unbearable abdominal pain? Is this guy so unlucky? Because of his existence, he attracted most of the firepower and was not injured, but he didn't expect that he was actually sick, and it seems that the next move is to change the sniper.

Yu Zhiqian touched his chin, what is this called? Historical inertia? Yu Zhiqian shook his head, put this unrealistic idea behind him, and continued to rescue the one-eyed dragon.

Half a minute later, the two speedboats approached Yu Zhiqian's speedboat, Lu Chen sat in the speedboat and looked at Yu Zhiqian, stuck out his tongue, and then took over Yu Zhiqian's work and began to rescue the one-eyed dragon.

Yu Zhiqian looked at Lu Chen's constant busyness, and sneered: "Lu Chen, I remember you said that it seems that artificial respiration is needed, I think my artificial respiration is very non-standard, how about you try it?" ”

Lu Chen looked at Yu Zhiqian with some embarrassment, and coughed lightly to ease the embarrassing atmosphere: "That old Yu, I'm just joking!" ”

Yu Zhiqian squeezed his sandbag-sized fist and raised his eyebrows: "Oh, are you kidding?" "If you say that my fist hits you, is it a joke!

Lu Chen didn't know if Yu Zhiqian was joking, or if he was really angry, but thinking about his joke, it seemed to be a bit excessive: "That, I'll show you the correct way to artificial respiration!" ”

"Let's learn, let's learn, Lu Chen wants to show us the correct way of artificial respiration!" Yu Zhiqian shouted in the headset for fear that the world would not be chaotic, and then Yang Rui of the Guangzhou looked over with a telescope, and the Seabird No. 2 in the sky also slowly flew over, and the big screen of the Linyi was also paying attention.

And now Luo Xing, who has unbearable abdominal pain, heard Yu Zhiqian's words, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and he slowly spoke: "I think I can hold on to it, and I want to learn it too!" ”

"Don't worry, we'll record a video for you!"

Shi Shi, who came with the speedboat, looked at Lu Chen, who had a resolute face, took out a piece of candy from his pocket and handed it over: "Let's eat the candy and make it again, the feeling of first love!" ”