Chapter 573: Jiangnan has two Qiao
"So, my brother is coming to Danyang to recruit soldiers?" Zhou Yu asked. ⊙ Sanjiang Pavilion,
"Well, yes, I heard that Cao Cao and many princes of Yuan Shu have been there to recruit troops, looking at their current combat effectiveness, the strength of the Danyang soldiers can be seen!" Sun Ce was immersed in his own imagination and didn't notice the change in Zhou Yu's expression.
didn't hear Zhou Yu's reply, Sun Ce turned his head to look, and saw Zhou Yu's brows tightly locked: "I don't know if Yuan Yao wants to borrow a knife to kill or really wants his brother to practice?" ”
“?” Sun Ce is not as smart as Zhou Yu after all, "Where did you start with Brother Xian?" ”
Zhou Yu said: "This time is different from the past, brother, you don't know, Danyang has recently suddenly poured into a group of unknown Shanyue people, they burned, killed and looted, out of nowhere, the whole Danyang is now panicked, and Yuan Yao can't know the situation here, knowing the situation here, he wants his brother to come and ......."
He deliberately didn't say anything anymore, wanting to see how Sun Ce would react.
"Needless to say! I didn't think about serving Yuan Yao as the master for the rest of my life, but now I have no soldiers and no land, and it is just expedient to be attached to him! Sun Ce said with a cross eyebrow.
"My brother is really far-sighted, but I'm still worried that this recruitment will be in vain!" Zhou Yu sighed.
Sun Ce pretended to be greedy and looked at Zhou Yu: "What countermeasures does Brother Fei Xian have?" ”
Zhou Yu sold the guanzi: "The little brother is not talented, it is still not a problem to deal with these Shanyue people, but I have to wronged my brother to be a bait!" Zhou Yu sold Guanzi.
"Bait? If the virtuous brother has something to say, I will do it! Sun Ce said with a big grin.
Zhou Yu whispered: "Just so, so, so, so!" ”
"Huh?" Sun Ce was unstable and fell off the horse directly, got up in embarrassment and looked at the beautiful Zhou Yu in front of him and said, "Let me pretend to be a woman to seduce the Shanyue people!" You can figure it out, but I think Brother Xian is more suitable for this 'beauty plan', right? ”
Zhou Yu shook his head: "Brother's words are wrong, if my brother wants to dominate the world, he must suffer what ordinary people can't bear, do what ordinary people can't do, and endure what ordinary people can't bear, so that he can become a career that ordinary people can't do!" ”
Sun Ce wiped his sweat and said: "I can't say that you are a beautiful Zhoulang, but your method may not be useful, let's talk ...... it."
"My lord! There is a group of Shanyue people besieging a carriage ahead! Then a soldier came to report.
Sun Ce and Zhou Yu were surprised: "The people of Shanyue are really so rampant, they dare to come and loot in the blue sky and daylight, let's take a look!" ”
"Xiao Wan, I just said that a carriage like ours is too eye-catching, and sooner or later it will attract thieves to rob it!" At this time, not far away, a girl who was obviously dressed as a man was standing at the back of a luxuriously decorated carriage with a short sword in her hand, staring at the dozens of Shanyue people who came to rob her, and at the same time said to a girl who was only twelve or thirteen years old in the car.
The girl known as the small bowl was born stunningly charming, as gorgeous as a peach blossom, but she was generally awe-inspiring: "What are you afraid of, Xiaoguo, have you forgotten the mechanism set up in our car?" I'm going to make these guys look good later! ”
At this time, the leader of the group of Shanyue people spoke: "I said what do you mean, the acquaintance quickly got out of the car, obediently handed over the property on the car, we promised you to only rob money and not kill people!" ”
Xiaowan opened the curtain of the car and looked at the leader: "It turns out that the uncle doesn't kill people, it's scared to death of the little woman, Xiaoguo, you quickly hand over these pieces of dry food to these uncles, and let them let us go!" ”
"Wow, woman, it's a woman! What a pretty little! When a few little minions saw the shocked face of Xiao Wan, they couldn't help but swallow their saliva fiercely.
The leader scolded these minions fiercely: "Look at the looks of the few of you, haven't you seen a woman in your eight lives?" ”
After that, he stared at the small bowl in the car and said, "You stay too!" ”
Xiao Wan immediately changed to a frightened expression: "Uncle, didn't you say that you only rob money and don't kill people?" ”
The leader's tone softened: "I said that I only robbed money and didn't kill people, but I didn't say that I didn't rob people, my brothers haven't touched a woman for several months since they came to Danyang, see that you are handsome, just stay and be my wife in the village, and in the future, I will ensure that you eat fragrant and spicy food, eat delicacies from the mountains and seas every day, and wear silk and satin every day......"
Xiao Wan was pleasantly surprised at this time and said, "Really? Is Mrs. Crushing so good? Then I'll go with you, when will I leave! ”
The boy girl named Xiaoguo couldn't help it: "Xiaowan, you're too-fun!" ”
Xiao Wan blinked: "Really?" I also think I'm fun, and someone wants to play with me, so why not? ”
The leader led the minions to the front of the car, almost drooling, and quickly wiped his mouth with his sleeve and said, "What are you talking about?" ”
"Nothing!" At this time, Xiaowan actually pulled out his saber suddenly, and pointed at the leader and jumped onto his horse, the leader was just about to make a move, Xiaowan's sword edge had already pressed against the back of his neck, and the tone in his mouth was infinitely coquettish, "What should the little girl call you after becoming the uncle, your wife, is it a husband?" My dear? Or is it a master? ”
Xiao Guo didn't care at all, as if she had expected this scene a long time ago, she held the horsewhip and said with a smile: "I said Xiaowan, can't you talk to others if you have something to say?" What are you doing with knives and guns, who will dare to marry you in the future! ”
Not to be outdone, Xiaowan made a grimace at the small pot, and grinned: "I said Xiaoguo, don't pretend, it's obviously more violent than me, but this guy is pretending to be a good person, and he is not ashamed!" ”
The other minions saw that the leader was instantly held hostage by the small bowl, and rushed up, only to hear the sudden sound of crossbow arrows breaking through the air in the car, and a few unlucky ghosts who had already arrived in front of the car hung up and crashed off the horse, moaning on the ground.
"Let your people be honest!" The small bowl had a sword blade, which had already broken the flesh of the leader, and a trace of blood flowed down the sword body, and the leader saw his own blood and actually fainted.
The little minions, thinking that their leader had been killed, scattered in all directions with a big howl.
Xiao Guo took out a bundle of ropes and tied up the leader, and patted his head with a mouthful of cold water: "Just this virtue and came out to rob, he is still a bloody guy!" ”
"I'm not dead?" The leader woke up faintly and looked at the beautiful and kung fu bowl in front of him in amazement.
Xiaowan still doesn't forget to be funny: "You can't die, don't I have to be a widow when you die?" I'm going to be your wife!" ”
The leader immediately kowtowed and begged for mercy: "Today is the villain who has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, auntie, you just treat me as a fart, the villain will never dare to do it in the future!" ”
"That's not going to work, I still have a lot of tricks to play!" Xiao Wan looked at the leader with a smile, and he could see that his heart was furious.
At this time, Xiao Guo suddenly looked into the distance and said, "It's not good, an army is coming!" ”
"The army?" Xiao Wan looked at Xiao Pot's gaze, only to see two peerless beautiful men leading hundreds of soldiers into view.
It was the hundreds of men and horses led by Sun Ce and Zhou Yu, Sun Ce looked at the scene in front of him in surprise and said, "Didn't you say that the carriage was besieged by the Shanyue people?" How can you just see the car? What about the Shanyue people? ”
Zhou Yu stared at the small bowl next to the car and muttered: "What a beautiful carriage, what a beautiful beauty!" ”
Xiao Wan nodded at Xiao Guo, Xiao Guo understood, picked up the Shanyue leader and threw it in front of Sun Zema: "The two generals are from Danyang County?" This guy was about to rob us just now, and he was captured by my master! ”
"Oh? The Shanyue people are all extraordinary and extremely difficult to deal with, just now my subordinates also reported to me that you were besieged by the Shanyue people, why is it just a cup of tea, this Shanyue people were captured by your master? Sun Ce exclaimed.
The pot smiled but did not speak.
"The two generals are polite!" The little bowl Yingying came to Sun Ce and Zhou Yu and blessed her, "Little girl, little bowl!" ”
Zhou Yu realized that he was out of shape at this time, and he dismounted with Sun Ce and said: "In Xialujiang Zhou Yu Zhou Gongjin, this is my righteous brother Sun Ce Sun Bofu!" As he spoke, he quickly patted Sun Ce on the back.
Sun Ce came back to his senses and hurriedly saluted the small bowl: "Actually, we are not official soldiers, girls don't have to see outsiders like this!"
Xiao Wan stared at Zhou Yu at this time and exclaimed, "You, you, your voice?" Are you a man? ”
Zhou Yu's face was flushed: "Well, it's a man!"
Sun Ce laughed loudly on the side: "Brother Xian, another person who has been deceived by you!"
Xiao Wan sighed: "This face is not even comparable to many women!"
Xiao Cauldron muttered quietly on the side: "I'm afraid that only two words demon can describe it!"
Zhou Yu asked, "What happened just now?"
Xiao Wan pointed to the leader of Shanyue who was looking at him pitifully and said: "This is the leader, the strength is really not good, I must think that I am just a rich man in the past, so I have a bad heart!"
While he was talking, Deng Dang rode over on horseback: "Lord, Wu Taishou is very happy to hear that you are here, this will be waiting for you outside the city, let me report first!"
Sun Ce was overjoyed and said: "Thank you for your hard work, Deng Dang, let's go soon, I haven't seen my uncle for some days!"
"Your name is Dundown?" Xiao Wan looked at Deng Dang, who had a dusty face, and wondered.
Deng immediately looked at the small bowl with the same confusion and said, "Who is this girl?"
Xiaowan was pleasantly surprised: "Do you have a wife and brother named Lu Meng and Lu Ziming?"
Deng Dang was even more puzzled when he heard Xiaowan's words: "Who are you?" How do you know Amun's? ”
Xiao Wan smiled: "No wonder you don't know me, I met him by mistake in Wancheng, and I swore goodbye, he hasn't had a chance to talk to you about me, my name is Qiao Wan'er, this is my sister Qiao Guo'er!"
As she spoke, the small bowl Qiao Wan'er pointed to the small pot beside her, which was Qiao Guo'er.
Now it was Sun Ce's turn to be shocked: "He's a woman? ”
"Isn't it, see for yourself!" Qiao Guoer was a little unconvinced, and immediately took off her hat, and her long hair was scattered over her shoulders, which stunned everyone on the spot.
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