The next day next to the Quyue Lake on the west side of the head of state's capital, it was already dusk, the house was stuffy, and there was a burst of coolness in the courtyard. Liu Lei in the house was lying alone on the slightly shabby wooden bed, half-dead in a daze.

He tried several times to change his thin little body to a comfortable sleeping position, but this body was too prostration, and now he could only spread out like this four to put a big character, his expression was sluggish, and he stared at the roof sluggishly, since he came to this world, Liu Lei has always looked like he wants to live and die, he turned his little head and looked around at this wooden house, well, it looks like an ancient room seen on TV, but the table of the eight immortals in the house is also too big, and a few round square stools are placed in the house at random, which looks disorganized.

There were bursts of talking outside the house, Liu Lei didn't need to prick up his ears to hear it clearly, who said that men don't have a gossip heart, and men in any world are not weaker than women when they pull up right and wrong, at this moment several guards are shaking their spirits, and the gossip business is in full swing.

"Alas, have you heard, yesterday there was a sudden fire in Lord Lu's mansion, and the whole mansion was stunned that not a single living person ran out, tsk, more than 100 people, all dead," the guard said

"What's so strange about this, Lord Lu has offended our master, and he can have a good end," the guard Yi said nonchalantly.

Where does that begin? Brother, don't you know what's going on?" Guard C's gossip is very heavy, and he plans to get to the bottom of it.

"I heard from the steward this morning, a major event happened in our imperial capital yesterday, and the envoy group who overlord the country sent his relatives was attacked," Wei Yi said excitedly.

"Wow, that's a fake," the other three guards exclaimed in unison.

"Tsk, it's true, our house is strictly controlled, and it's not easy for any rumors to come in, but all the people in the city have spread today, and my second mother specially came into the house at noon today to tell me, so that I have to be careful on an errand, but don't cause any trouble at this juncture."

"But what does this have to do with Lord Lu? His garrison headquarters is not responsible for the safety of the envoys, that is the business of the guards" said the guard Ding, who had not spoken, this guy's voice was a little high-pitched, not like a man, Liu Lei, who was lying in the room, thought ill-willedly.

"You're really stupid, you deserve to be a big soldier" The guard armor's tone was not good, and he was very disdainful of the imbecile of his companions, "The route of the envoy group has been changed, and it is the people from the garrison headquarters who are doing the tricks, Lord Lu is the one who follows, who doesn't count this emperor in his heart?" The second son was already imprisoned last night, and it was the priest who did it."

"Wow, you know that"

"This kid's third aunt is the filler of a flag envoy of the Guard," Guard B said with envy

"Nonsense, who doesn't know that what the second prince has in his hands is the judge division in addition to the garrison headquarters, Zhuo Qianfan's wall grass has been worshiped under the door of the second son as early as after the lord gave up power, let the master arrest the second son, you have no brains to make up this story" The guard Ding Yu said sarcastically.

"Are you really stupid or fake stupid? Didn't you see Zhuo Qianfan like that after meeting the master yesterday? It's like a dead mother, the military department and the guards are all in the hands of the eldest prince and the master, and the second prince wants to jump into the dragon gate, but there is no door."

"That is to say, after the master cleaned up Zhuo Qianfan last night, he even changed hands and even Lord Lu and the second son stewed a spoonful, this master is really tight, but it's a pity that the second son, he has always been very polite with us" The guard said regretfully.

"But isn't it, I always feel that the eldest prince is not as close as the second son, and the eldest prince is too strict with the people below," the guard also sighed.

"You have a few heads, don't die in this criticism, don't die," the guard Ding kindly reminded.

"It's all my own brothers, who will say it? I said, originally, the eldest prince is already strict, this is an obvious fact, even if the eldest prince is here, I dare to say so" The guard armor was unconvinced.

After being silent for a long time, maybe the topic just now touched some taboos in this mansion, the four guards changed the topic and talked about family life, Liu Lei secretly scolded Shengniang, in this different world without mobile phones and computers, listening to the corner is undoubtedly one of the few "entertainment" projects.

"Do you think the second son is dead" The east family and the west family chatted for a long time, and the guard, who had a slightly sharp voice, couldn't help but pull the topic back, and this time Liu Lei was interested again.

"No, the master loves the second son the most, since you were a child, when have you ever seen the master and the second son blushing, not to mention that the people available around the second son this time have let the master clean up, the toothless tiger, what is there to be afraid of, I guess most of them have found a quiet place to be locked up" The guard said.

"Hey, it depends on what's going on, I've heard someone say" Guard Yi couldn't help lowering his voice when he said this, Liu Lei had to prick up his ears to hear clearly, "The second son poisoned the other two young masters, it has been going on for several years, the master was really angry last night, I heard that the eldest prince was waiting around him like flowing water, and it is said that many people died, and they all had contact with the second son in private in the past."

"It's okay, it's okay, a few of us who are serving the third prince don't fall into the eyes of the second son, otherwise we have to finish together," the guard said happily.

"Speaking of the third prince, I haven't seen him since yesterday, I really want to think that the outside world is rumored, the third prince is really unreasonable to the princess under Naha" The guard suddenly interjected.

"Fuck off, you can believe this kind of nonsense, just give him the third son's brain, he won't use it, and the sister-in-law who has the ability to worry about his future" The guard said angrily, Liu Lei, who was lying in the room, couldn't help but be a little moved, although the guard's reason for exculpating himself was a little embarrassing, but this was the first person to speak for himself in another world, Liu Lei was still thinking about how to reuse this guard after he recovered, but the next few guards' conversations made his little head a little unturned.

"I said a few brothers, why did the steward let us guard this kid? There hasn't been anyone visiting this whole day, is this kid really a relative of the old man" The guard Ding saw that the guard Bing was angry, and hurriedly led the topic to Liu Lei.

"Relatives must be relatives, otherwise they won't be carried into our head of state's mansion if something happens, and it's still in the inner courtyard, it's estimated that it's far away, the distance is definitely not close, or I don't see the Ge steward coming" Guard B said while looking into the house, "This child is really fateful, just arrived in the imperial capital and encountered a robbery, it is said that the person who robbed him did not rob a few taels of silver, and he was angry and beat this doll into a pig's head, and a face I heard that it was ruined, tsk, it's a pity"

"You old glass, this hobby has not changed, even if this kid is a distant relative of the Führer, it is not something that you can touch as a big-headed soldier" The guard Ding scolded with a smile

The guards outside the house laughed a few more times, talking about some meat jokes in the market, and they didn't notice that Liu Lei in the house actually sat up tremblingly.

If it weren't for the fact that he knew that he had crossed into an imbecile, Liu Lei really wanted to run out of the house at this moment to argue with the four blindless bastards outside, when did the third son of the Ziyi family become a distant relative of the Führer? Whose relatives say so? At this moment, Liu Lei can't wait to be the same as the envoy of the underworld in his previous life, so as to teach these four people who belittle their identity to taste the taste of shabu shabu.

There was a sharp pain in his head, and the memory came into Liu Lei's mind like a flashback, he remembered everything after noon yesterday, and tears suddenly burst out of his eyes, this crossing was too desolate, the child named Ziyi Xingyuan was already in a state of more breath and less air when he was carried back to the Fuhrer's Mansion, and the Taoist priest Song Xue, who was hurriedly invited by the purple-clothed mourning monarch, took a look twice and announced the bad news to the leader of the Tianwu Kingdom, which basically means that he was an idiot in the first place, and now he has hurt his head again, and he is not as good as an idiot, and he was poisoned, which is very toxic, There's no way, let's get ready to collect the body.

Purple clothes mourning Jun for a moment, then angry crown, draw the sword out, I don't know whether to kill or commit suicide, anyway, the Songxue Dao people were scared a lot, and hurriedly slapped themselves twice, saying that there is a way to give it a try, but this method is vicious and hurts Tianhe, he doesn't want to take it out at all until the last resort, not for the sake of the Führer's beloved son, he will definitely not do it, in short, some of the treatment is very difficult, and the body is injured and tired, his cheap dad is very good, promised countless benefits, Songxue Dao talent "reluctantly." After that, there was a blank space in front of me, and occasionally I could hear one or two sentences, "This method of serving is vicious........ Take the Seven Spirits of a Good Son...... Shi has a secret method to help the son change his spirit...... The three souls are still your sons, but their talents have changed, and they have taken the strengths of others............. Childe's appearance will also change....... But the spell is a result.... It's not as stupid and ignorant as it used to be.....".

Liu Lei couldn't help crying and laughing when he recalled this, he had just crossed over, and he didn't even understand the jet lag, so he actually came to a plastic surgery in a different world? Is this teasing me? It's still pit me! This is not the worst, the last sentence in his ears really made him feel painful, "Ge Lao, give Xingyuan to Zhuo Qianfan to take away, I owe this father too much to this child, if he stays in Tianwu, he will still be the same as before, I'm afraid that after I die, he won't have a few good days, Song Xue said goodbye, and I don't know if his method will work, if Xingyuan is still alive, give him the identity of an ordinary person, and live a stable life" This is why the guards call themselves distant relatives, This is to pave the way for sending yourself away. This cheap Lao Tzu is too unreliable, what is the matter with giving himself away, even if he really wants to send it away, what gold and silver mountains must be taken with him, and what peerless masters, confidantes and the like must at least find ten or eight for themselves, or they have to be bullied, give the identity of an ordinary person, this is disgusted with their own life, and change the way to die by themselves, this is not modern, but there is no disadvantaged group of people, in ancient times, it was a real weak beast, and a fool entrusted to the fate of inhumans, That was the result of ten deaths, and Liu Lei couldn't help but wonder if this purple-clothed mourning monarch was the father of this body.

The more I think about it, the more angry I become, this crossing is too sad, it's still a dignified yin in my previous life! In the underworld, it is also an iron rice bowl, and the envoy - this name is called the envy of the bull head and horse face to death, and the soul is arrested, and he generally has to face the nail household, but he takes over every day is a "good citizen" who is willing to cooperate and take the initiative to surrender, if you don't consider what you want to teach from time to time, the heavens, and the Buddha, he is willing to do this errand for a thousand years, but unfortunately after being a seven-hundred-year envoy, in the last ten years, the top has gradually begun to implement the piecework system, and pay attention to what benefits and wages, Liu Lei first heard these terms, but after studying them for a long time, he figured out what they meant, just kidding, civil servant, you tell me about efficiency, isn't this nonsense? It wasn't until the old colleagues around him, good comrades-in-arms who were sent into reincarnation one by one because of negative sabotage, yin and yang violations, etc., that their old fritters paid attention to the seriousness of the problem, and through several collective strikes and crowd protests, they were finally able to sit down with the underworld and talk about the problem face-to-face. There is also the most critical assessment that should be given a few more chances, and you can't always play laid-off at every turn, almost every messenger facing the Hades has got their own satisfactory answers.

Liu Lei was a general of a certain dynasty before he was a leading envoy, and he had great military achievements, but he didn't expect that after sacrificing his life for the country, he didn't even have a state funeral, and even the coffin was made of the most inferior pine, which can make Liu Lei stimulated for hundreds of years, and people who have been poor all their lives, always dream of making a fortune one day, and they can be rich overnight. The Immortal Monarch was stunned for a while, probably considering whether Liu Lei was frightened stupid by the recent rectification movement, and under Liu Lei's hard pleading, the Immortal Monarch reluctantly agreed to his request, but there was one condition, to attract a thousand souls within ten years.

He did it, just before the crossing, when he stood on the Senluo Hall with the thousandth living soul, the mood was really, excited, excited, and finally able to taste the pompous life of dogs and horses, who would have thought that the Immortal King actually changed his words and did not admit that there had been a similar agreement beforehand. In the end, Liu Lei took out the contract, and reluctantly discussed whether the conditions could be lowered.

"Hades King, you said that you would take a thousand souls and let me reincarnate as the only son of the ten richest men, why are you out of Erfa now?"

"Uh-huh, Xiao Liu, it's not that this king is inactive, but the descendants of those few are either rich or expensive, and their lives are too hard, and it is too difficult to bring the underworld overnight, or you think about it, how about being the richest man in the province?"

"***, you are a typical person who has power for personal gain, bullying the small with the big, and talking like a fart, don't blame me for turning my face!!"

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, you turn it, this king is watching"

"Boss Hades, I've been suffering with you for so many years, and I haven't been a cow or a horse day or night, so do you treat the old employees who are loyal, loyal, and loyal to you like this?"

"Hurry up and stop, I'm afraid of you, in this era, your conditions are absolutely impossible for this king, but there is a compromise"

"What is the method, as long as you can be a rich second generation, no matter how hard and tired I am, I will accept it"

"In a different era, it will not be a problem for you to be the top ten richest people"

"Damn, isn't this a crossing? In ancient times, I couldn't die, the transportation was backward, the welfare was too little, and the most important thing was that the entertainment projects could be compared with the current era, I was an ancient, I won't go back, I can't accept it"

"Niang Xipi's face is shameless, you don't need to turn your face, this king will turn it now, you have been carrying the Yang Chao that this king gave you, after receiving a thousand souls, you can't help but go, as for where to go, this king doesn't know which dynasty Yang Chao will send you to after a thousand years, you can ask for more blessings yourself"

"Wow, this hypocritical mask is torn off* The face is gone, believe it or not, I will take Yang Chao away, I see how you explain to Jizo Bodhisattva"

"Jizo Bodhisattva has taken annual leave, and he won't be back for a short time"

............. "Old thief, you are ruthless, I took Yang Chao away!" We have a meeting in the mountains and rivers, let's see"

"Huh? Really take it, don't go so fast, Xiao Liu, I still have several private collections, you can take them away!! Take it to another world!! ”

"Pounce, I'll vomit you to death with a mouthful of old blood, isn't this Yang Chao the strongest artifact? You don't care at all? ”

"This... Expired"

"Hades, you yin and I 。。。。。。"

"That's it?。。。 Hey, it's far away. The Buddhas of the Quartet, the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, bless this little bastard to be in the wind and water in another world, happy and happy, never come back.... My Buddha is compassionate!! ”

Thinking of these, Liu Lei, who was lying on the bed, just wanted to say that he would rather believe that there are ghosts in this world, and he must not believe the leader's mouth.