Chapter 283: It's Terrible to Be Uneducated
readx;?“ It's really annoying, you yàoshi man, don't kneel for me here, just as I want to take out the lid of the pot that Gao Yi's men will fight to wash away the shame of defeat, you will go with you! Gao Yi pointed to He Xiaodao who was kneeling on the ground, and counted left and right, and said that he also made an expression of righteous indignation on his face, coupled with that bloody and dirty face, it made people really look like that. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
It doesn't matter what he said, it really brought him a sense of identity, but the general who began to suspect Gao Yi coughed heavily before pointing out the mistake in Gao Yi's mouth: "Eh, the enemy general who is fighting is called Huang Gai, not the pot lid!" ”
"Whatever he does, general, are you going to fight? Take our hundreds of people with me, I lost the task of transporting grain and grass assigned by Qu Shuai, although Qu Shuai is not on the mountain now, but if he comes back, I will inevitably die, left and right is a death, it is better to go with the general to fight the pot lid, oh no, the pot lid, it's not right, it's a yellow cover, it should be atonement! ”
Gao Yi is really worthy of the nickname of chatter, at this time, he still has the shrewdness to say so many words, the general is also a little embarrassed, he waved his hand and agreed: "It's okay, that's it, follow me!" ”
"These people are really easy to deceive!" Gao Yi thought secretly in his mind, but he immediately understood that the general in front of him must be a person from the White Wave Thief, and he must regard Gao Yi as Liu Pi's subordinates, since Li Le and Hu Cai want to set up Liu Bi, they are naturally happy to see cannon fodder like Gao Yi to act as a meat shield.
It's just that they never imagined that the legendary Gao Yi was standing in front of them.
"Put them into the battle team!" The general waved his hand, and then remembered that he didn't ask Gao Yi's name, so he asked, "By the way, what's your name?" ”
Gao Yi was shocked in his heart, this general was quite careful, fortunately, he was also prepared, and blurted out: "Di Shui!" ”
He is also a fake name that he thought of before entering the cottage, which means the opposite of his name, Gao to Di, Yi to water, and ordinary people really can't guess it.
Unexpectedly, this general suddenly became a little excited, grabbed Gao Yi's shoulder and said in surprise: "You are also surnamed Di, what a coincidence, I am also surnamed Di, my name is Di Mo, I am from Tianshui Jicheng, because I killed someone and fled to Hedong and was taken in by Li Le, where are you?" ”
Gao Yi regretted this, there was such a coincidence in the world, he took a surname casually, and it was actually the same surname as this Di Mo, and he also didn't have many people with the surname Di during the Three Kingdoms period of the Eastern Han Dynasty, to be honest, he didn't know which ancient people had the surname Di except for Zhidào Di Renjie.
In desperation, Gao Yi could only continue to lie without blushing and heartbeat: "I don't know where I'm from, I have no parents since I can remember, I have been wandering, and I didn't take refuge in Qu Shuai until recently!" ”
"It's really pitiful, it's better than this, how old is I Di Mo and you, I will be your eldest brother in the future, you are my xiongdi, share the difficulties, and share the blessings!"
Di Mo wasted no time in saying this, but Gao Yi smiled secretly, has this already begun to borrow a knife to kill people?
Thinking so in his heart, Gao Yi had an excited expression on his face, and he held Di Mo's hand tightly and said, "Thank you Brother Di Mo for your appreciation, in the future, Brother Di Mo will have something to order!" ”
"Roar, roar, roar!" The white wave thieves in the stockade raised their weapons together and cheered for Di Mo and Gao Yi, the two "righteous Xiongdi".
"Congratulations to the Dien people, congratulations to General Di Mo, my body is bones, it is a joke to go into battle to kill the enemy, but I still have the ability to prepare wine and good food for the hard-working Xiongdi, you go to war, and ensure that when you come back, you will have enough food and enough wine!"
He Xiaodao naturally couldn't really go out of the village with Di Mo and Gao Yi to face Huang Gai, but together with the hundreds of Tiger Battalion soldiers left by Gao Yi, he found an excuse to prepare cattle wine to treat the army, and went to the gang.
Di Mo looked at He Xiaodao, who was far away, and said with a smile: "This kid, when it comes to fighting, he runs faster than anyone else!" ”
Gao Yi smiled secretly, can you not be happy? Under the sweat medicine, it is also a technical job!
"Report!" Gao Yi was about to answer, suddenly heard the sound of drums outside the village, cheers continued, and not long after a minion rode a horse galloped over, looking extremely arrogant to Di Mo said, "General, that Huang Gai is really powerful, the two deputy generals we first met were smashed by him with a whip to break the Tianling Gai, and the men and horses also fled back, at this time Huang Gai is leading a thousand men and horses outside the village to line up the formation, showing off his might, extremely rampant!" ”
Di Mo couldn't help but be furious when he heard this: "What a pot lid, only such a few people, dare to be so ignorant of life and death, Di Shui Xiongdi, we will go to meet this pot lid!" ”
Gao Yi coughed heavily as Di Mo did before, and then reminded Di Mo: "Big brother, it's not a pot lid or a pot lid, it's a yellow lid, this is what you just told me!" ”
Sure enough, it's terrible to be uneducated.
"Huh!" Di Mo was embarrassed for a moment, but quickly regained his complexion, and said sharply, "This is not the point, the key is to make him zhidào our xiongdi powerful!" ”
Gao Yi almost fell to the ground with goosebumps all over his body, he didn't want to do xiongdi with this Dimo, it was enough for him to have Zhao Yun and others.
In this way, Gao Yi took hundreds of his own people, followed by this Dimo's 5,000 people, and swept out of the camp, and also formed a formation in front of the gate of the village.
Far away only to see more than 100 zhang away, Huang Gai led a thousand Tiger Battalion people Chen soldiers in the field, and dozens of followers were waiting in awe, scattered between the two armies full of thousands of arrows, it seems that Huang Gai must be planning to lead the troops into the stockade, but was shot back by the arrow towers at the four corners of the stockade, at this moment Huang Gai has cut off the heads of the two deputy generals of the white wave thieves, and ordered the soldiers around him to use spears to rise up and shake back and forth, cheering that they have won two battles.
Huang Gai naturally also kànjiàn Gao Yi who went out of the village to meet Di Mo to face him, and couldn't help muttering a little, he was worthy of being the lord, and he had won the trust of the enemy so quickly.
It doesn't matter what he said, it really brought him a sense of identity, but the general who began to suspect Gao Yi coughed heavily before pointing out the mistake in Gao Yi's mouth: "Eh, the enemy general who is fighting is called Huang Gai, not the pot lid!" ”
"Whatever he does, general, are you going to fight? Take our hundreds of people with me, I lost the task of transporting grain and grass assigned by Qu Shuai, although Qu Shuai is not on the mountain now, but if he comes back, I will inevitably die, left and right is a death, it is better to go with the general to fight the pot lid, oh no, the pot lid, it's not right, it's a yellow cover, it should be atonement! ”
Gao Yi is really worthy of the nickname of chatter, at this time, he still has the shrewdness to say so many words, the general is also a little embarrassed, he waved his hand and agreed: "It's okay, that's it, follow me!" ”
"These people are really easy to deceive!" Gao Yi thought secretly in his mind, but he immediately understood that the general in front of him must be a person from the White Wave Thief, and he must regard Gao Yi as Liu Pi's subordinates, since Li Le and Hu Cai want to set up Liu Bi, they are naturally happy to see cannon fodder like Gao Yi to act as a meat shield.
It's just that they never imagined that the legendary Gao Yi was standing in front of them.
"Put them into the battle team!" The general waved his hand, and then remembered that he didn't ask Gao Yi's name, so he asked, "By the way, what's your name?" ”
Gao Yi was shocked in his heart, this general was quite careful, fortunately, he was also prepared, and blurted out: "Di Shui!" ”
He is also a fake name that he thought of before entering the cottage, which means the opposite of his name, Gao to Di, Yi to water, and ordinary people really can't guess it.
Unexpectedly, this general suddenly became a little excited, grabbed Gao Yi's shoulder and said in surprise: "You are also surnamed Di, what a coincidence, I am also surnamed Di, my name is Di Mo, I am from Tianshui Jicheng, because I killed someone and fled to Hedong and was taken in by Li Le, where are you?" ”
Gao Yi regretted this, there was such a coincidence in the world, he took a surname casually, and it was actually the same surname as this Di Mo, and he also didn't have many people with the surname Di during the Three Kingdoms period of the Eastern Han Dynasty, to be honest, he didn't know which ancient people had the surname Di except for Zhidào Di Renjie.
In desperation, Gao Yi could only continue to lie without blushing and heartbeat: "I don't know where I'm from, I have no parents since I can remember, I have been wandering, and I didn't take refuge in Qu Shuai until recently!" ”
"It's really pitiful, it's better than this, how old is I Di Mo and you, I will be your eldest brother in the future, you are my xiongdi, share the difficulties, and share the blessings!"
Di Mo wasted no time in saying this, but Gao Yi smiled secretly, has this already begun to borrow a knife to kill people?
Thinking so in his heart, Gao Yi had an excited expression on his face, and he held Di Mo's hand tightly and said, "Thank you Brother Di Mo for your appreciation, in the future, Brother Di Mo will have something to order!" ”
"Roar, roar, roar!" The white wave thieves in the stockade raised their weapons together and cheered for Di Mo and Gao Yi, the two "righteous Xiongdi".
"Congratulations to the Dien people, congratulations to General Di Mo, my body is bones, it is a joke to go into battle to kill the enemy, but I still have the ability to prepare wine and good food for the hard-working Xiongdi, you go to war, and ensure that when you come back, you will have enough food and enough wine!"
He Xiaodao naturally couldn't really go out of the village with Di Mo and Gao Yi to face Huang Gai, but together with the hundreds of Tiger Battalion soldiers left by Gao Yi, he found an excuse to prepare cattle wine to treat the army, and went to the gang.
Di Mo looked at He Xiaodao, who was far away, and said with a smile: "This kid, when it comes to fighting, he runs faster than anyone else!" ”
Gao Yi smiled secretly, can you not be happy? Under the sweat medicine, it is also a technical job!