Chapter 164: Palace Trivia

Looking at the dancing flames in front of her, the queen whispered to Liu Shuwen: "It's just something cooked in charcoal, and occasionally it is stained with carbon ash, I really don't know how this thing became popular."

The Emperor Taishang actually caught more than 40 imperial chefs to teach him the tips of barbecue, and all those who were smoked by charcoal all day became black, and there was no Emperor Taishang at all. ”

Liu Shuwen took the queen's hand and said, "Husband, he told me the reason for this incident.

He said that when a person lives, he needs the affirmation of others the most, even if it is his own affirmation of himself, it makes people happy.

The reason for the popularity of barbecue lies in the fact that the officials have done it themselves. Those scholars who are used to not touching the spring water with their fingers, and suddenly make their own food, must be very novel. ”

The queen pursed her lips and said, "It's all a stinky problem that has been pampered, but fortunately, Cheng Qian has seen a lot with you." Otherwise, it is likely that he will starve to death if he leaves home without a cook, die of thirst if he leaves home without a maid, and freeze to death if he leaves home without a needle. ”

Liu Shuwen looked at the queen's already bulging belly and said enviously: "Sister, you have all the children now, even if it is a princess in the belly, it is nothing, but I don't know when I will be able to conceive it now." ”

The queen patted Liu Shuwen's hand and said: "There is much joy in marrying into her husband's family for three or five years, and you can't be so anxious for only two days!" Leng Feng has no father, no mother and no brothers, it's good that your first child is a son.

There is a royal doctor in the palace who is said to have a prescription for giving birth to a son, why don't I ask him to prescribe a few pairs for you? ”

Liu Shuwen shook her head again and again: "No, my husband won't let me take those strange prescriptions, saying that giving birth to children is the same!" ”

"Why is that?"

The queen was very surprised, there are still people in this world who don't care whether their daughter-in-law gives birth to a son or a daughter, it's really a strange thing!

There are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is great. Even the old farmers who are shaving in the land hope that they can have a son to pass on the incense, not to mention the family!

Li Ji's concubine gave birth to several girls in a row, and the worried Li Ji had to tear down his home, until he had a son, Li Ji, who had always been slammed at the door, actually deliberately held a feast to celebrate.

Liu Shuwen scratched her head and said: "I don't understand what my husband said, that day he drew a lot of forks and branches (X and Y) with a pen, and I listened to it with Doctor Sun, only Doctor Sun understood what was going on."

Anyway, what the husband means is that the number of children is the same. ”

The more the queen listened, the more confused she became, but she didn't ask anymore, this is mostly one of the strange knowledge that Leng Feng mastered, since Doctor Sun has to listen, it must be great knowledge, but I don't know if Cheng Qian and Qingque'er have learned.

In this autumn hunt, Li Shimin left his three sons who were screaming to go to the palace, and the bored brothers could only wander around the palace aimlessly, and unconsciously strolled to the imperial garden.

The palace maid and eunuch who tended to the flowers and plants in the imperial garden hurriedly saluted when they saw their brothers.

In the palace, the three of them are no longer dressed as country boys, Li Chengqian is a bright yellow five-dragon robe, Li Tai and Li Ke are four-dragon robes, and anyone who sees them has to bow their heads.

The emperor can't be provoked, the emperor can't be provoked, the queen can't be provoked, and the second is these three.

Li Ke couldn't help but say when he saw the scene of the eunuchs and palace maids carrying flower pots lined up one by one: "Why are there so many palace maids and eunuchs in the palace, and they have to be neatly lined up and placed tightly when placing flower pots?" It's not efficient! ”

The word "efficiency" is now Li Ke's motto, and he feels that everything must be efficient, otherwise, it is a waste of manpower and material resources.

Li Chengqian said: "This is not without efficiency, most of the palace maids and eunuchs in the palace are from the palace establishment of the Sui Dynasty during the Sui Dynasty.

Because these people left the palace and had nowhere to eat, so at the beginning of the establishment of our Tang Dynasty, they gathered them in Luoyang, Chang'an, and the people in our palace are all younger, if you go to Luoyang to see, you will find that the people there are all old........."

Before he finished speaking, Li Chengqian suddenly pointed to a eunuch who planted a tree and said, "You! It's you! ”

When the eunuch who planted the tree saw the prince shouting at him, he hurriedly threw away his shovel, knelt down, and put his head on the ground: "Your Royal Highness the prince spares his life!" His Royal Highness the Crown Prince spares his life! ”

"Uh........." Li Chengqian was speechless.

Chen De, the chief eunuch, was in the imperial garden, and when he saw the prince pointing at Xiao Anzi and shouting, he hurriedly rushed over, and when he arrived here, he didn't give any courtesy, so he kicked Xiao Anzi's ass: "You damn Xiao Anzi, digging a book pit is just that, why did you disturb His Royal Highness the Prince, how many heads do you have enough to cut off!" ”

The rules in the palace have been like this for thousands of years, when subordinates make mistakes, Shangguan directly punches and kicks, not only to flatter, but also to save the lives of subordinates.

Li Ke hurriedly dragged Chen De aside, and Li Chengqian protected Xiao Anzi and said: "Come on, you, he didn't disturb Lone, Lone just saw that the way he planted trees was wrong and wanted to teach him!" ”

As soon as these words came out, that little Anzi also raised his head.

Li Chengqian pointed to the tree and said: "Look at it, the branches and leaves are not pruned, the roots are not pruned, and the pit will be buried if it is dug. ”

Xiao Anzi hurriedly asked, "Your Royal Highness the Prince, how should this tree be planted?" ”

This tree pit was originally dug in the spring, but a tree planted was not planted alive, no, it was dug up again.........

Li Chengqian said: "Didn't Gu just say it? The branches and leaves should be pruned off, just leave some, and the thin roots should also be pruned off, and after you dig the pit, first fill it with water, mix the soil into it, until it becomes mud, and then put the roots in and fill the soil.

By planting trees in this way, most of the trees will survive. ”

Chen De couldn't help but ask, "His Royal Highness the Prince, what is the reason for doing this?" ”

Li Chengqian glanced at Chen De: "Why are you talking so much nonsense!" ”

The prince has not lived in the palace for a long time, and Chen De doesn't know if the prince has a good temper, so he quickly shut up.

Li Ke and Li Tai couldn't help but cover their mouths on the side:

The fart "why is there so much nonsense", it is clear that you only saw the master do this, and you don't know the reason.

Li Chengqian felt very embarrassed, and seeing that the three of them had left the sight of Xiao Anzi and Chen De, he couldn't help but put on a vice president's style and said to the two younger brothers: "I found that there are a lot of common sense in life, and after in-depth excavation, there are university questions, and there are many things that seem to be ordinary, like water vapor and sunshine, which all contain truth.

When our Academy of Literature can be divided into disciplines, I must preside over a 'natural' discipline, didn't Lao Tzu say it! Avenue Nature! ”

Li Tai couldn't help but pout: "You're just the two of them, do you know?" I studied physics and chemistry! Master said that the Thunder Arrow was made based on these two kinds of knowledge.

When I learn all the master's knowledge, I will create a national-level thunder, hehe! Whoever country does not accept will be bombed! ”

(End of chapter)