Chapter 16: Bai Yun is angry and his pants are wet

It's night.

Looking at the newly decorated room, Bai Yun was very satisfied, except for the screen, everything else was basically new.

"Self-help, how many points are these worth?" Looking at the room full of new furniture, Bai Yun asked.

"Not much, all less than three thousand," replied Zizhu.

Bai Yun nodded, it seems that these are all new things, and the value is not high.

"Go to sleep, I'm so tired today" sighed, stretched his waist, Baiyun lay down on the bed, covered with a new bedding with a faint fragrance, and soon entered the dream fragrance.

The fall of night made Jiangning City quiet, and occasionally a few dog barks came from somewhere, provoking several people who slept late around and secretly scolded the beasts.

"Knock, knock......"

The third watch has arrived, the time is coming, the lights of Wanjia have been extinguished, only a few private buildings are still lit up, but they are also quiet, and the sound of the husband is very clear in this silent night.

Two black-clothed and masked figures flashed out of the darkness of a long street, avoided the groom, entered a small alley, and when the groom left, a black-clothed figure jumped onto a roof, and then another black-clothed figure jumped up.

"Woo Woo ......"

The faithful dog did not let go of his duty to guard the house even in the middle of the night, and when he heard the strangeness, he barked wildly.

Two black-clad figures jumped sideways on the roof, far away, and the dog stopped barking and went back to sleep.

Flying figures, moving quickly on the rooftops, blending in with the night, if they don't get closer, it's hard to spot them, even if there is moonlight.

"This is it!" The masked figure of two black shadows flying quickly suddenly stopped, and one of the black shadows pointed to a house across the street and said.

"Okay, let's go and explore," the other dark shadow replied.

The two jumped off the roof at the same time, crossed the street, and arrived at the opposite house, and when they looked up, the moonlight was reflected, and they saw the word "White House" written on the plaque.

"Go" The first to speak was also a black-clothed figure who walked lightly, and was the first to cross the wall of the Baifu Courtyard, and the other followed closely.

White Mansion, in the White Cloud Room.

"Uh-huh......"

Bai Yun stood on the side of the bed with sparse eyes, holding a night pot in one hand, and unbuttoning his pants with the other hand, and preparing to untie his little hand in the dark.

"Two people approached from the roof"

The sound of self-help suddenly exploded in his head, and Bai Yun, who had relieved half of his little hand, was startled, and the water life also flowed out from the side of the night pot, wetting half of his pants.

Trembling, Bai Yun instantly sobered up and scolded: "I'll go, save myself, in the middle of the night, don't be scary, okay, I'm shushing, no matter how smart you are, you are also a woman."

"The two people on the roof have already approached the backyard, less than 100 meters away from here," reminded him of self-help.

"Got it" was boring to talk to himself, Bai Yun put down the night pot, shaking his wet trousers, crying and laughing.

"Fifty meters" self-rescue is a reminder.

"It's endless"

The husband was angry, the blood was splashed five steps, the white clouds were angry, and the trousers were wet.

Bai Yun was really angry, he didn't sleep in the middle of the night, and ran to the roof of someone's house to mess around, it was really unbearable for uncle, aunt, and Grandpa Bai couldn't bear it.

"Light Body Technique, Fighting Technique"

There are two self-help functions hidden in his consciousness, and Bai Yun pushed open the window, and his figure flashed, floating out like a wisp of green smoke.

On the roof, two black-clad masked figures swooped down on the tiles, carefully observing the movement in the backyard.

A gust of wind blew, and a gently fluttering white shadow fell less than a meter behind the two black-clad masked figures, and the two of them did not notice it in the slightest.

The wind blows that what kind of balls are cold, Bai Yun finally realized that not only the balls are cold, but even a piece of inner thighs is cold, Bai Yun really has the urge to strangle these two black-clothed bastards, but he wants to know what these two uninvited guests want to do.

So, after falling behind them, he stood quietly and watched the two of them move.

"Self-help, come to a mask" Bai Yun said to self-help in his consciousness, and at the same time reached out and took out a mask from the distorted space in front of him.

The whole mask resembles a five-star flag, the largest five-pointed star is in the position of the eye, the mask has a large gap at the mouth, and the sides of the cheeks extend to the chin.

"Not bad" said in his heart, Bai Yun covered his face with a mask, thinking, even if he was seen peeing his pants, he didn't know who it was.

"This backyard should be where the woman's bedroom is" The two black-clothed masked figures who were engrossed in it didn't notice the existence of Bai Yun at all, and at this time, the black-clothed masked figure on the left spoke first.

"Well, during the day, I asked, it's really here, but I don't know which one it is?" The masked man in black on the right replied.

"Wait, wait until someone gets closer, grab one and bring it back first, and then make plans," said the masked man in black on the left.

"It can only be so!" The black-clad masked man on the right agreed, and then the two of them just lay on their stomachs, not moving, and not talking.

Bai Yun's angry hands are going to tremble, okay, it's windy and cold.

These two shameless goods, just ready to wait like this, do you have to wait with them like this, I'll go, it's too shameless, why do you want to do it quickly.

Bai Yun really wondered if there was something wrong with the two masked goods in front of him, and he was standing behind them with such a big living person, but he didn't notice it.

A gust of wind blew, and Bai Yun really couldn't stand such a cold feeling, so he decided to strike first, no matter what they were going to do, beat them first, and then arrest them.

A vicious dog pounced, oh no, a tiger pounced, Bai Yun grabbed the collar of the two of them with his left and right hands at the same time, and with a light tap of his feet, he flew down the roof with the two of them, and then turned around, and when he approached the window of his room, he raised his hands and threw the two men in black into his room.

"Bang Bang ......"

Two muffled sounds in a row, mixed with muffled snorts, the two black-clothed masked men fell heavily on the open ground of Baiyun's room, slid forward half a meter, and the two of them stood up with both hands at the same time, and assumed a defensive posture.

"Smack"

Bai Yun, who followed him, lit the candles one by one when the two black-clad masked men had just finished their defensive postures.

The dim light flickered in the night, and Bai Yun stood at the desk in front of the window, looking at the two masked men in black, and the two men in black were also looking at him.

"Giggle......

Bai Yun pulled over the stool, sat on it, crossed Erlang's legs, raised his face with a mask, and said very disdainfully: "Let's talk about it, what do you want to do in the middle of the night?" ”。

"Oh......" It was still the man in black on the left who spoke first, "Isn't it your Excellency that I have two hidden heads and tails?" ”。

"Don't talk nonsense, if you want to fight and kill, let the horse come, frown, grandpa is not a good man" The man in black on the right obviously has a hot temper, but because of the skills shown by Bai Yun, he didn't dare to make a rash move, so he could only be reckless in his mouth first, at least he didn't lose the battle.

"Ouch, hehe......" Hearing this, Bai Yun smiled and stood up, "Come on, let me see you guys."

"Hey......" Seeing that Bai Yun was about to make a move, the man in black, who had a relatively hot temper, heyed, put on a posture, and prepared to meet Bai Yun's attack.

"Damn, you, you, you, it's you, whisper to me, what should I do if someone finds out" Bai Yun pointed to the hot-tempered man in black, and he was angry.

"Hehe, it turns out that Your Excellency is the same as me, and you can't see the light at this time" The man in black on the left has a obviously better brain, and he is sure that Bai Yun is also a traveler in the middle of the night.

"Devils are just like you"

Bai Yun was so angry, he let the two goods speak softly, and said so loudly in such an urn voice, not that Bai Yun was afraid that someone would find out, but that he was afraid that someone would see him pee his pants.

didn't continue to talk nonsense with the two men in black, Bai Yun rushed directly to the two men in black.