"Hit, hit me hard!"

Li Shimin's face was also pale, and he gritted his teeth and said: "He has increased his memory after beating, and he is not allowed to write poems again in the future." ”

With the emperor's support, those fierce generals shot even harder, and Lao Cheng naturally refused to suffer, and instantly beat with the crowd.

This guy shouted while fighting, provoking Li Shimin and said: "Your Majesty is unreasonable, you are clearly jealous of Lao Cheng's talent, you make people beat me, obviously envy Lao Cheng's ability to compose poetry." ”

"Let Him ......"

The emperor suddenly roared and shouted out to stop those fierce generals, and everyone saw that the emperor's chest was rising and falling, staring at Cheng Yanjin and sneering: "Since you are entangled, I want to convince you, you said that you can compose poems, right, I will give you another question now, if you can really do it, I will personally apologize to you." ”

"Okay!"

Lao Cheng was already bruised at this time, but he looked up to the sky and laughed, and said: "My Lao Cheng is rich in five cars, only eight buckets high, knows the world, and is knowledgeable ...... ancient and modern."

The earth-shattering sound of the blowing, the key is all praise, everyone present was dumbfounded, they didn't expect Lao Cheng to be so educated.

Li Yun felt unbearable, and suddenly stood up and said: "Lu Guogong seems to be a little drunk, and the minister asks His Majesty to allow him to go home and rest." ”

It's a pity that Lao Cheng didn't appreciate it, and suddenly turned his eyes over and said: ", the old man didn't drink, how can you say that the old man is drunk, don't look at you as the king of Xifu Zhao, but you are also a doll in front of the old man, when your master Bo established Wagang Mountain, the old man was the emperor on the mountain for one hundred and nine days." ”

This seems to have eaten explosives, and whoever is caught will be scolded, but Li Yun became more and more unbearable in his heart, and raised his feet to prepare to go over and take the old way.

However, at this time, Li Shimin's angry voice sounded again, but seeing that the emperor suddenly pointed to the pond in the imperial garden, he gritted his teeth and said: "I will come up with a question now, Cheng Zhijie, you have the ability to compose poems and see ......"

"Just do it!"

Lao Cheng did not hesitate, turned his head to look at the pond, just glanced at it, and suddenly laughed wildly, and said proudly: "Your Majesty, this topic is too simple, you listen well, a big pond, the toad sits in the center, croaking during the day, and smelling the fragrance of flowers at night." ”

Hey!

Everyone was stunned, looking at Lao Cheng in disbelief.

Although this poem is still a limerick poem, it is very rhyming about the neatness of the battle, and the most important thing is to blurt it out, and everyone saw that Lao Cheng made this poem directly without any hesitation.

Even Li Yun was dumbfounded, looking at Lao Cheng and feeling incredible.

Li Shimin also seemed to be taken aback, and commented slightly: "Cheng Zhijie's poem has quite a charm, okay, I retracted what I just said, and I decided to apologize to you......"

It's a pity that the word "apology" of "apology" has not yet been finished, and when I heard Lao Cheng haha laughing twice, he seemed to want to show off his literary talent even more, and said proudly: "Your Majesty, don't worry, there is still a following in this poem." ”

"Really?"

"There's even more!"

Everyone present was looking forward to it.

But seeing Lao Cheng's nostrils facing the sky, he opened his broken gong throat with a high spirit, and said: "Ode to the Pond"

A large pond with toads sitting in the center.

Quacking during the day and smelling flowers at night.

The pond is full of water, and the toad is mouth-to-mouth.

Why is the toad called, it says the beauty of the mother.

The male toad hugged the waist of the female toad, and one was more sassy than the other......

It's over!

The whole audience was full of pin drops.

Li Shimin was stunned again, his hands and feet were trembling with anger, and the emperor suddenly roared, and said angrily: "Who can give me the anger and pull this guy down and beat him hard." ”

In fact, there was no need for the emperor to speak, those fierce generals couldn't stand it for a long time, but when they saw a few people standing up, they joined hands to grab Lao Cheng and drag him into the distance.

But Lao Cheng didn't know whether he was alive or dead, and shouted: "Your Majesty, you are jealous of my literary talent, and I will give you a theory when Lao Cheng comes back from the fight." ”

With a bang, a Guogong smacked him, Lao Cheng was furious, and he fought back with a hammer.

This is good, several fierce generals shot at the same time, Lao Cheng was obviously a little defeated, and he was beaten to the ground very openly, but he still provoked unclear in his mouth.

"Hit, hit me hard!"

Everyone saw Li Shimin gritting his teeth constantly, thinking that His Majesty was finally not lightly tempered by Cheng Zhi this time.

This hob meat also has today.

Many ministers were secretly elated.

Only Empress Changsun hurriedly squeezed over, stretched out her hand and gently pulled the emperor's sleeve, and said in a low voice: "Your Majesty must not treat meritorious heroes harshly, otherwise it will be a loss to be a king, although Lu Guogong is at fault, but you can't humiliate him in front of everyone......

After a pause, he lowered his voice and said, "Besides, Mrs. Cheng is still there." ”

Li Shimin was taken aback.

"Stop!"

The emperor didn't want to stop it directly.

I suddenly heard a female voice coming from afar, and said hatefully: "Thank you for the queen's love, thank you for your kindness, but please don't hesitate, the Cheng family has lost a lot of people today." Beat him to death......"

The speaker was Mrs. Lao Cheng.

At this time, Mrs. Cheng was standing not far away with a blue face, her chest rising and falling, and she was obviously angry.

However, the more this is the case, the more the emperor can't let people beat Lao Cheng anymore, and those princes also reacted, and almost all of them dodged up.

Everyone looked at Mrs. Cheng with a sneering face, and all said apologetically: "Brother and sister, please forgive me, my brothers were impulsive just now." ”

Mrs. Cheng seems to be instigating everyone, but she clearly hurts her husband in her bones.

She suddenly squeezed through the crowd and rushed to the front, pulled up Lao Cheng who was lying on the ground, wiped her eyes and tears: "You pretend to be crazy and stupid all day long, and you have tarnished your name, but have you ever thought about it, who understands the sacrifice of our family?" Zhijie, it's better to resign, you helped Your Majesty play a round, but Your Majesty let people beat you up, what are we trying to do? Is it a picture of your throne? ”

These words were said in front of everyone, almost explicitly accusing the emperor, and the ministers present saw that the emperor's face twitched, and it seemed that he had endured it so that he did not get angry with the woman.

Li Yun suddenly remembered at this time, the ancestors and grandchildren of the Cheng family have been scholars for several generations, although Lao Cheng seems to be vulgar, but he has also been knowledgeable since he was a child......

In order to liven up the atmosphere, the two limerick poems stigmatized themselves, and they had to be beaten violently, no wonder Mrs. Cheng was angry and pale.

Just now, he thought that Mrs. Cheng was angry because of the Xia Xiao poem.

Today's flower-viewing conference is another twist and turn, seeing Mrs. Cheng rushing out to wipe her eyes and tears, it is no longer reasonable to want to hold a cultural fight.

Old Cheng's eyes rolled a few times, and he seemed to want to compose poems to help play the round, but Mrs. Cheng grabbed his arm and whispered: "Don't practice yourself again, let the children's future let them fight by themselves, you are already the founding father, and you are a very human minister in this life." ”

This is to persuade Lao Cheng not to hold the emperor's stinky feet again.

There may only be a man in the world who loves his wife the most.

"Who said that Cheng Zhijie is a very good minister?"

It was also at this time that I suddenly heard Li Shimin speak, but when he saw the emperor taking three steps forward, he stared at Mrs. Cheng with blazing eyes and said: "You made a mistake because of sadness, I will not blame you for this, but I want to point out that you are wrong......

The emperor paused for a moment as he spoke, and then said: "A very good minister, then you have to be crowned king." ”

These words made everyone stunned.

Li Yun's heart moved, and he subconsciously looked at Lao Cheng, whose face was bruised.

The emperor took three steps forward again, stood on the edge of the pond with his hands up, and suddenly said: "I said that there are five bets today, and in the first game, King Zhao of Xifu wrote a poem and won; In the second scene, Cheng Zhijie composed a poem and won; In the third scene, Cheng Zhijie wrote poems again and won again; I've won three of the five games, and I need to pay five kings......"

Wacky, really quirky!

The ministers present were all elites, and they clearly heard that Li Shimin was an excuse, and the emperor seemed to be determined to make a king with a different surname, otherwise he would never find such an excuse casually.

Sure enough, I saw Li Shimin speak again, and said leisurely: "Before the bet, there were five bets, four of which came from the royal family, and the royal heir was already crowned king, so because of this, I changed the ......."

As he spoke, he suddenly looked at Empress Changsun and said in a deep voice: "Guanyin helped the child bet three times, namely Li Zhi, the king of Jin, Princess Changle, and Princess Qinghe, right?" ”

Empress Changsun nodded hurriedly, and solemnly curtsied to the emperor and said, "But please give compensation to Your Majesty." ”

"Good!"

Li Shimin did not hesitate, opened his mouth and said: "Li Zhi, the king of Jin, won the gambling game, because he was originally a prince, and the compensation could not be sealed again, so I changed it and sealed it as the king ......of Yan."

As he spoke, he turned his head to look at Li Yun, and said slowly: "The land of King Yan, the whole territory of Hebei, and then the governor of the land of Youyan, stinky boy, you should step down from your errands." ”

Li Yun had already vaguely guessed what Li Shimin meant at this time, and hurriedly arched his hand and said: "Weichen has already had this intention, and the position of the governor of the capital will be paid immediately." ”

After thinking for a while, he said: "There are three thousand Xuanjia Iron Horsemen in Fanyang City, and they will be handed over when the King of Jin arrives." ”

Li Shimin 'hmm', corrected him and said: "It's not the King of Jin, it's the King of Yan, and the young slave is no longer the King of Jin from today onwards, but the King of Yan who sits on the entire territory of Hebei Province." ”

Li Yun nodded solemnly and said slowly: "Understood!" ”

Li Shimin turned his gaze away, suddenly looked at the eldest grandson Wuji, and said: "The second bet belongs to my Princess Changle, I have always wanted to kiss and kiss, and it just so happens that Wuji has a son in the family who is an adult." ”

The eldest grandson Wuji rushed out without thinking about it, and knelt directly on the ground with a pop, Datang did not bow down, and he was still Li Shimin's brother-in-law, but at this moment, the eldest grandson Wuji knelt down excitedly, and many ministers present were already extremely envious in their eyes.

But listening to Li Shimin's voice, he asked: "As a princess, Changle has no possibility of being crowned a king, but I want to marry Changle into your family, do you dare to ask for this princehood?" ”

Eldest Sun Wuji took a deep breath, and suddenly stretched out his hand to point at Eldest Sun Chong not far away, and said in a resolute tone: "Please give Your Majesty the grace of Xiao'er, so that he can be both a horse and a prince." ”

"Good!"

Li Shimin seemed to have this plan for a long time, and directly looked at Changsun Chong, and said: "Today, there is a concubine Changsun Chong, who was compensated for the bet of Princess Changle, and I have Tianxian in my mouth, and I can't regret it, and I specially named Changsun Chong as the prince of the opposite sex in the Tang Dynasty, and the fief is located three hundred miles east of the land of Youyan......"

Three hundred miles to the east of the land of the Hidden Swallow?

These words made everyone present stunned.

Where is that?

It was clearly the Yingzhou of Liaodong.

Taking the land of someone else's country as a king, it is no wonder that His Majesty will give up the title of king with a different surname.

But despite this, the ministers were still envious, because from today onwards, the child of the eldest grandson's family was the prince.

At this time, Li Shimin's eyes looked at Lao Cheng......

The hearts of everyone present moved, and they instantly remembered that the Cheng family was also His Majesty's in-laws, and it happened that the queen also helped Princess Qinghe make a bet today, could it be that Cheng Chumo of the Cheng family also wanted to be crowned king?