Chapter 362: Divine Machine Strategist? Neuro Commander!

After Lu Junyi finished scolding Zhu Wu, the Divine Machine Military Master, he also complained in his heart: Everyone says that I talk the most nonsense on Liangshan.

I still admit this before, but I won't admit it after today, I think this Zhu Wu is compared to me.

He also has a lot of nonsense, didn't I just pat him, he actually pulled out so much nonsense for me, and wanted to frame me.

He was obviously alive and well, but he said that I slapped him and made his saliva stuck in his throat and stuck to death. Do you curse yourself like this?

I think this Zhu Wu should also change his nickname, in the future, his nickname can't be called Shenji Military Division, it should be called Neural Military Division.

And Zhu Wu saw that Lu Junyi was really angry, so he got serious, and he said to Lu Junyi: "Outside of Lu Yuan, this battle formation laid out by the Liao army is called Kunhua Peng Formation. ”

Lu Junyi was puzzled, stared at Zhu Wudao and asked, "Zhu Wu, don't fool me, what does it mean to turn Kun into a Peng array?"

This Kun is Kun, Peng is Peng, is it a Kun Array, or Peng Array, do you want me to slap you.

Deliberately using this battle formation to make me make a fool of myself? Let's joke is a joke, and we don't dare to joke about this business. ”

After listening to Lu Junyi's words, Zhu Wu rolled his eyes directly at Lu Junyi, and said with disdain: "What the boss said is not wrong at all.

It's terrible to be uneducated. I don't care about that with you anymore, how can I joke with you on the military plane issue.

Since you don't understand, anyway, the boss's people haven't come over yet, so we're not in a hurry, so I'll tell you about it.

Let me tell you about the statement that this Kun turned into a Peng array. ”

After finishing speaking, Zhu Wu shook his head and continued: "There is a fish in the North Sea, its name is Kun, which can transform into a large peng and fly 90,000 miles.

If you look at this battle formation from a distance, it is only a small formation; If you send someone to attack, he'll change.

It can be turned into a large array at once, so this battle array is called Kunhua Peng. It's like the boss, you see he's a dog when he's fine.

But when the boss has something urgent and needs to hurry quickly, he can directly transform into a golden-winged Dapeng bird, at that time.

How many times the size of the boss is larger, and the same is true of this battle array in front of you, there are many soldiers hidden in this battle array.

When static, the soldiers are all tightly shrunk together, but if you send troops to attack this battle formation.

These soldiers will disperse, and this battle formation will suddenly become larger, I speak so easily, do you understand now? ”

After listening to Zhu Wu's explanation, Lu Junyi looked at Zhu Wu with a wicked smile and said, "I understand, I not only understand this battle formation.

I also learned something that was going to happen soon, something very sad. I said, "Advisor, do you want to listen to it?"

As for how sad this incident can be, it can be said that it makes the listener sad and the listener cry.

In short, this matter is not a tragic word that can be described. Master Zhu Wujun, you read a lot, you should think about it now.

How to describe the more miserable situation after a person is beaten. ”

After listening to Lu Junyi's words, Zhu Wu felt that he was confused, and he looked at Lu Junyi with a look of surprise on his face.

asked: "Lu Yuanwai, even if you want to describe it, you should describe a group of people, not one person, I know what you said."

Do you want to say that the boss is coming soon, and what kind of battle formation these Liao soldiers on the opposite side are not enough for General Yang Zaixing and General Gao Chong to sweep. ”

After listening to Zhu Wu's words, Lu Junyi laughed and said, "Non-yes, non-yes." Strategist, people call you the Divine Strategist.

And I think you look like a neuro strategist, don't you know that you are about to be in trouble? I also learned a very pretentious sentence from Mr. Sun Sheng, the Duke of Zhuyun Dragon.

Poor Dao pinched his fingers, sir, you will soon have a bloody disaster! Since you can't think of how to describe how miserable a person is after being beaten.

So I thought about a few, do you want to listen to it, don't be in a hurry to refuse, I don't read much, I struggled to think of a few.

I'll tell you about it, and I hope you will correct me. Listen, these idioms that describe a person's misery after being beaten are:

It's miserable, it's terrible, it's inhumane. How's that, I'm amazing, I actually said three idioms in a row that started with misery.

You can't say I'm uneducated now, military advisor. ”

Zhu Wu looked at Lu Junyi, his face was confused, he didn't know where he had offended Lu Junyi.

What kind of nerves is this Lu Junyi, scolding himself here, and where did he say the wrong thing.

How could a catastrophe come soon, thinking carefully about what he had just said to Lu Junyi, Zhu Wu pursed his lips dissatisfiedly.

Looking at Lu Junyi's smug expression, he said very angrily: "Lu Yuanwai, you are not interesting, don't you just say that you are uneducated."

You don't need to curse me like this, saying that I am about to face a catastrophe, saying that I will have a bloody disaster, do you dare to beat me?

If you beat me up for this trivial matter, when the boss comes, he will definitely want you to look good. ”

After listening to Zhu Wu's words, Lu Junyi was not angry, he just looked at Zhu Wu with an idiot and said:

"I'm not angry with you, I said you're a neuro strategist, don't be unhappy, the boss is coming soon, and you don't know where you said the wrong thing.

Your nerves are really big enough, and if you think about it, where did you say the wrong thing, our brothers here can hear it clearly.

Don't you know, if you can remember what you said wrong now, the boss will come in a while, and you will be fine to admit your mistake.

It's better for you to take the initiative to explain your mistakes than to have someone else get what you say to your boss's ears. Think about it, what exactly are you wrong? ”

Zhu Wu looked at Lu Junyi, knowing that he couldn't ask anything from Lu Junyi's mouth, he looked at the generals who were smiling on the side.

He arched his hand at everyone and said, "Brothers, take some responsibility, what did I say wrong just now?"

Forgive me for being stupid, I really can't remember, and please mention it to me, brothers, and I will thank someone afterwards. ”

After Zhu Wu's words were finished, Xiao Li Guanghuarong's heart was softer, he looked at Zhu Wu and said, "Strategist, you really can't remember."

What did you describe my master just now, you said that our boss usually looks like a dog, and when my master knows.

You say, will my master beat you to death? ”

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