Seeing the other gods laughing together, the giant spirit god was very embarrassed, and he said angrily: "Third child, you are too unauthentic.

It's all my own brothers, even if I say the wrong thing, you can't hurt me like this. In that case, what do you say should be done? ”

After hearing the question of the giant spirit god, the other gods all looked at the Taibai God, who had read a lot.

Usually always boast that he is a talented and rich man, comparable to the Tang Dynasty poet Li Taibai. Among the twelve gods, the IQ of the Taibai God is online.

Usually there is something, and it is also this Taibai God who has an idea and an idea, and it is the existence of the kobold military division in their small group HOO.

After listening to the question of the giant spirit god, and seeing the eyes of the other brothers looking at him, the Taibai god was very windy and stroked his beard and said:

"What's so difficult about this, we don't usually ban alcohol in the barracks, as long as you and my brother invite the marshal, and then take turns to fight and get the marshal drunk."

After listening to Taibai God's words, the "Leopard Tail God" Jiangzhou Hetong couldn't help but say: "Third brother, but that's usual."

Now the situation is different, and the soldiers of the God of Wealth are just around the corner. The marshal just issued a strict order, alcohol is forbidden in the army, you can't do this way. ”

Taibai God glanced at the Leopard Tail God, not angry at all, and still said slowly: "Tenth brother, don't worry.

Listen to me slowly, even if alcohol is not allowed in the army now, it doesn't matter, I have the good medicine that the military division gave me.

The five drums of the rooster crow broke the soul and scattered, according to the military division of Chao Tho, this medicine is a special sweat medicine for the dominatrix Sun Erniang to open a black shop.

This medicine selects 999 old chickens that have grown for 10 years, with five kinds of cereals: rice, millet, millet, wheat and beans.

Added ginger. Garlic and leeks are carefully boiled for 7749 days, and then stuffed into a century-old cowhide drum.

Every morning in the flock of roosters, listen to the roosters croak a hundred times, and beat the drums a hundred times in the evening. It has gone through a cycle of ninety-nine eighty-one days.

This medicine is colorless and tasteless, dissolves in water, and melts in the mouth. Whoever takes it will immediately fall asleep.

I had to sleep until the next day, and I couldn't wake up until dawn. While taking the drug, even if you cut his flesh with a knife, he did not respond.

In fact, it is a necessary medicine for home travel, killing people and killing mouths, and I want to ask where is this medicine sold? Please go to Liangshan to find Sun Erniang to buy.

As long as we put this medicine in the tea that the marshal drinks, we ensure that the marshal will fall asleep when he turns his head down, and wait until the marshal wakes up.

will find that he has been tied up in the camp of the Liangshan rebel army. As for our subordinates, Chao Jie said it.

He said: The subordinates have long envied the people of the Great Song Dynasty under the rule of the imperial court, since the implementation of the one-size-fits-all law of the God of Martial Wealth.

Except for our Jiangnan area, the people in other areas now have land and houses for everyone to live in. Anti-war sentiment among the soldiers was high.

It's just that we are usually pressed too tightly by our generals and don't dare to make a dissatisfied voice, but now we just need to climb up and shout.

The soldiers below will definitely respond to the call, and they will all go with us to surrender to the God of Martial Wealth. ”

The twelve gods, who had been agreed, would finally decide to take action against their marshal, in order to prevent someone in the middle from tipping the tide.

In order to prevent some people from being greedy for merit, they went out together and poured into the camp of the privy envoy Lu Shinang in the East Hall with teapots and cups.

The twelve gods who entered the handsome camp looked at Lu Shisang and said very enthusiastically: "Marshal, hard work, marshal, please drink tea." ”

Lu Shisang looked at the twelve god generals who behaved strangely, and suddenly became vigilant in his heart, as the saying goes: "Nothing to be courteous, that is either a traitor or a thief." ”

Lu Shisang looked at the twelve divine generals under him, and said with a normal face: "I have received your wishes, go down first."

I'll drink this tea after I'm busy for a while. ”

The twelve gods glanced at each other, and the Taibai God looked at Lu Shi Nang and said with a sympathetic smile: "Marshal, it's rare for our twelve brothers to give you tea together."

Are you so unwilling to give our brother a face? I waited for twelve people to follow you to fight in the north and south for so many years.

has made such a great reputation for you, and has made so many contributions for you, and now the enemy army is overwhelmed.

I was afraid that you would be overworked, so I specially got a pot of fragrant tea, and wanted the marshal to relieve your fatigue, but the marshal you were so guarded.

Why is that? Are you still afraid that I will not be able to poison your tea? ”

After finishing speaking, regardless of the reaction of the privy envoy Lu Shisang of the East Hall, he looked at the other eleven gods and generals, and made a look.

said: "Brothers, since the marshal doesn't give us face, toasts and doesn't eat and drink, then let's not be polite to the marshal."

Come on, grab him and pour it into his mouth. ”

After the Taibai God finished speaking, the twelve gods rushed up, grabbed the arms of the arms, and hugged the big TUI and hugged the big TUI.

Three times and five divided by two, Lu Shisang was firmly controlled on the chair, and he was pitiful for Lu Shinang's martial arts.

Helplessly, two fists are invincible to four hands, and the heroes can't stand the crowd. Not to mention beating, even if it was the twelve gods, it was also crushed to death.

Lu Shisang was firmly pressed on the chair by the Giant Spirit God, the Thunderbolt God, the Tai Sui God, and the Mourning God, and the Hanger God pinched his mouth.

Liudingshen, who lacked strings in his brain, picked up the teapot, and didn't care whether the tea was hot or not, and poured it into Lu Shisang's mouth.

Two sips of tea went down to the stomach, and the effect of the medicine immediately attacked. Lu Shisang immediately fell asleep and snored, but the six-ding god with a poor brain did not stop.

Continuing to pour tea into his mouth, the boss Qingtianshen hurriedly shouted to stop: "Sixth, enough, don't pour it, the marshal is already asleep." ”

Hearing the boss's call, the six Ding gods did not stop, and he also angrily scolded the gods: "Boss, don't blame me for being disobedient.

It's just such a precious medicinal tea, pour out the blame and waste, my mother taught me since I was a child, saving is glorious, and wasting is shameful.

Since there are so many medicinal teas left in this pot, and we can't drink them, it is better to give them all to the marshal, and it is better to drink them than to pour them out. ”

As he spoke, a pot of medicinal tea was poured into Lu Shinang's stomach. Then the six Ding gods were very careful to wipe the tea from the corner of Lu Shisang's mouth.

He put his finger in Lu Shinang's mouth and turned it a few times, until he confirmed that there was no more tea in his hand, and then he withdrew his hand.

casually wiped his wet fingers on his clothes, looked at everyone and smiled: "It's okay now, not a drop is wasted." ”

Taibai God looked at the smiling Liuding God, twitched the corners of his mouth, and said, "It's not too early, everyone should act according to the plan immediately."

Each went back to gather the soldiers under his command, and told them that we were going to surrender the whole army to the God of Martial Wealth, if there was anyone who disobeyed.

Don't be soft-hearted, grab them all first, and when the God of Wealth comes, hand them over to the God of Wealth to deal with. ”

The Wucai God soldiers were on the bank of the Runzhou River, and before they had time to set up camp, a scout came to report: "Return to the marshal, the twelve gods in front will lead the troops to vote." ”