Xu Qilin was stared at like this, a little uncomfortable, but he was not in the mood to tell any stories, he had an idea, and said to Xiao Gongju with a smile: "I'll tell you a little joke, it's a practice of lip-synching, and Her Royal Highness Princess Bo smiled." ”

"Wow, wow!" The little son clapped his little hands and smiled to welcome him.

Xu Qilin coughed dryly, cleared his throat, and said: "Spend two hundred dollars to buy a small pig, squeak and drink water, Gaba Gaba eat beans, and squeak and throw it out on the wall, guess what?" ”

The little boy blinked his eyes and asked stupidly, "What's wrong with the little pig?" ”

Xu Qilin held back a smile and said to the little son seriously: "Little pig, it's dead!" ”

Yes? The little son is dumbfounded, drinking water and eating beans, this is dead?

Hahahaha, Xu Qilin couldn't help it, holding his stomach and laughing.

The little son's cute expression slowly changed, the corners of his mouth curved upward, and he smiled, and then laughed too, and kicked his calves while laughing.

Li Zhi also laughed heartily on the side, pointing at Xu Qilin and saying intermittently while laughing: "Xiaolang, you, you, you are really, really witty." ”

After laughing for a long time, a few people barely held back. The little son's smile did not decrease, and he said crisply: "I have learned." Listen ha. Spend 200 dollars to buy a small pig, squeak and drink water, and eat beans in Gaba Gaba...... Dead! Haha, it's funny, it's so funny. ”

Xu Qilin stretched out his thumb and praised: "Her Royal Highness the princess said it so well, word for word." ”

"I'm going to tell my father in a while, and I'm going to ask him what happened to the piglet." The little son said happily: "It will definitely make my father laugh happily." ”

Xu Qilin nodded again and again, and said in his heart: Among the princesses of the Tang Dynasty, you must be the best in saying the joke.

Li Zhi took two sips of the water offered by the palace people, pointed to the sand table and said to Xu Qilin: "Xu Xiaolang, the left and right are also idle, how about we practice on the sand table?" ”

Drill troop formation, military operations? Xu Qilin secretly rolled his eyes, there are more famous generals in the Tang Dynasty, and we still need to command blindly?

Before he could refuse to resign, Li Zhi had already walked to the sand table, and stretched out his hand to beckon, "Come on, just have fun." ”

Xu Qilin was helpless, and walked to the sand table, but found that the terrain had changed, and it was from the Western Regions, and Gaochang was even more impressive.

This is an iron determination to clean up Gaochang, Xu Qilin knows it in his heart. But he really hadn't played the sand table combat command, so he looked up at Li Zhi inquiringly.

Li Zhi opened the drawer under the sand table, took out a few small wooden figures, and said: "I'll command the Tang army, Xiaolang, you can play Gaochang Ju Wentai!" ”

Villains, too! Xu Qilin hesitated slightly, walked to the sand table on Gao Chang's side, and took out a wooden figure of another color.

"Do you want to fight Gaochang?" The little son ran over and pulled Xu Qilin's clothes, his little head just showed a little over the sand table, and he barely saw some, "What's so good about Gaochang, it's so far away!" ”

Xu Qilin bent down and picked up Xiaogong, and said with a smile: "Gaochang has raisins, let's grab them for you to eat." ”

"Grab them all, and eat the raisins hard." The little boy giggled, nodded repeatedly, and licked his lips, as if he was really hungry.

Hehe, Li Zhi laughed twice, picked up the little wooden figure and placed it in Yumen Pass and Guazhou, and said confidently: "I have 200,000 troops in the Tang Dynasty, and I will gather here to fight against ......."

Xu Qilin pursed his lips and said, "200,000 troops, how much grain and grass do you need to consume every day?" Thousands of miles of Gobi Desert, there is no water and grass on the ground, the cold wind is like a knife, and the hot wind is like a burn, how to cross it? ”

Li Zhi blinked his eyes and said, "I'm towering in the Tang Dynasty, how can I not raise supplies for the army?" In addition, it is only necessary to carry the road use, and the enemy can be used for use when crossing the Gobi Desert. ”

Oh, Xu Qilin took two small wooden figures, put them at the mouth of the moraine, and said: "Gaochang contacted the Turks, gathered troops here, waited for work at ease, and relied on danger to hold on; When the Tang army crossed thousands of miles of desert, it was already sleepy and lacking horses, and its grain and grass materials were exhausted. As long as they held out for a few days, there was no food and no water, and the Tang army was defeated without a fight. ”

Li Zhi scratched his head, regretting that he had just said too much, and that he would only use it on the road and take the enemy's food for his own use. Now it is blocked at the mouth of the moraine, and it is difficult to break through it urgently, and the retreat is thousands of miles of Gobi, with no food and no grass, and retreating is equivalent to the annihilation of the whole army.

"I can't grab the raisins!" The little son frowned, not very happy, and swallowed hard.

Xu Qilin smiled: "If you can grab it, you will definitely be able to grab it." ”

Li Zhi rolled his eyes and said, "Let's change, you come to the Tang Army, and I come to Gaochang." ”

"Okay!" Xu Qilin shifted his position, and said to the little son with a smile: "Your Royal Highness Princess, look at the officials who come to grab raisins." ”

Xu Qilin also put Muren'er in Yumen Pass and Guazhou, and said: "I have tens of thousands of Tang troops, and then transfer Turkic, Qibi and other troops, a total of more than 100,000 horses, to conquer Gaochang. ”

Li Zhi smiled and said, "200,000 troops are too much, more than 100,000 horses are enough?" ”

Xu Qilin raised his chest and raised his head and said: "My Tang Army is mighty, strong in combat, and there is no pressure on one as ten. ”

Li Zhi's mouth opened into an O-shape, and his heart said: Why didn't I think of this, if I oppose it, wouldn't it be self-deprecating to my Tang Dynasty?

Seeing that Li Zhi was silent, obviously admitting his crooked reasoning, Xu Qilin was proud in his heart, and continued: "Before the war, our army recruited camels and horses, built more water trucks, and carried portable dry food; After entering the Gobi Desert, you will be led by a general or indigenous person who is familiar with the local terrain to reach the moraine. ”

Li Zhi hurriedly put the wooden man at the mouth of the moraine, learned Xu Qilin's words, waited for work with ease, relied on danger and stubbornly held on, and only waited for the Tang army to run out of food and grass.

Xu Qilin didn't care how well Li Zhi said, he directly stood the wooden man at the mouth of the moraine, and said: "My Tang army is mighty and powerful, and it defeated the Gaochang army in one fell swoop and occupied the moraine. ”

Li Zhi hurriedly said: "How can it be so easy? It is not only the Gaochang army that guards the moraine, but also the Turkic reinforcements! ”

Xu Qilin smiled and said, "I forgot to say it just now." When the Western Turks heard that tens of thousands of our Tang Army were crusading against Gaochang, they were terrified and fled westward for thousands of miles, leaving only Gaochang to fight alone. ”

Li Zhi's eyes are straight, this is okay, use the mouth cannon to scare off the enemy, what are you talking about?

"This, this is too impossible!" Li Zhi protested: "Before you fight, you'll be scared away, sand table deduction is not such a rule." ”

"Our Tang Army is mighty, strong in battle, and not timid with one enemy and one hundred people; Even if the Western Turks sent reinforcements, it would be difficult to keep Gaochang's raisins. Xu Qilin turned his head to the little princess and asked, "Yes, Your Royal Highness the Princess." ”

"Yes." The little son nodded vigorously, glared at Li Zhi and said, "You don't want me to eat raisins, play Gao Chang so hard." Our Tang Army is mighty and powerful, and no one can beat it. ”