Chapter 1: Wedges

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Legend has it that after death, people have to pass through Huangquan Road, and reincarnation has to pass through Nai He Bridge.

Since it is a legend, no one can prove it. To be precise, there is no living person who can experience it and be able to show up and say it.

Now, Xu Qilin believes it. Because he died inexplicably, he swam to the underworld and came to the Nai He Bridge.

"This Lang Jun, please drink this bowl of soup from the old body while it's hot......"

Grandma is very kind, but I'm not fooled.

In line with the principle of respecting the elderly, Xu Qilin still nodded politely, turned his head and continued to theorize with the bull head and horse noodles next to him.

"Okay, let me go back and continue to live, what does it mean to drink Meng Po soup? Don't bully me I don't understand, I have an empty head after drinking the soup, just like a small baby, is it good to reincarnate? ”

The bull-headed horse glanced at each other, and said in his heart: Your body in the yang world has been burned to ashes, how can you be resurrected again? If it weren't for the roving inspection envoy sent by Lord Yama, I'm afraid you'd complain or something. If you tick the wrong hook, you will tick the wrong one, who will coax you? Don't you need our brothers to wipe this ass?

Meng Po and Niu Tou Ma Mian secretly discussed, and they didn't help their colleagues speak, so they smiled more and more kindly, and coaxed: "Lang Jun is wrong, the old body is not Meng Po, it is Wang Po, and of course this bowl is not Meng Po soup." ”

Speaking, Meng Po pointed to the pot of soup with "forgetting" as the seasoning that has been boiling for many years, "Lang Jun, please see, this pot of soup has more than ten medicinal materials such as sand kernels, cardamom, tangerine peel, cinnamon, cloves, etc., which have been boiled for thousands of years, not only mellow taste, delicious, but also nutritious, with stomach, smooth, aphrodisiac * yang ......"

"Don't be funny. It's also boiling old soup, if there's an elbow, pig's trotters or something, maybe I'll really believe it. Xu Qilin waved his hand, anyway, he didn't drink soup or alive, he wanted to format me, and he wanted to delete my number, but there was no door.

The bull head glanced at the horse's face and gritted his teeth, and the two guys shot a fierce light in their eyes.

"Stinky boy, toast and don't eat and drink." The bull's fierce face was revealed, and he twisted Xu Qilin's arm, and Ma Mian also moved his hand to hold Xu Qilin, "Don't talk nonsense, Meng Po, pour soup on him." ”

Meng Po's face changed, and she immediately turned into Mama Rong, with a hideous face, and stuffed the soup bowl into Xu Qilin's mouth.

Xu Qilin struggled and shouted, although he was held tightly by the bull's head and horse noodles, his head moved, and he knocked over the soup bowl and spilled it on the ground.

"Stinky boy-" Ma Mian scolded angrily, "Brother Niutou, you press this kid, I'll pour soup." ”

Niu Tou nodded in agreement, and then pushed Xu Qilin to the side of the bridge, "After pouring the soup, I kicked this stinky boy down." ”

In a blink of an eye, I arrived at the side of the bridge, only to see the clouds and mist under the bridge, the yin qi was piercing, and I didn't know how deep and high it was, and I didn't know what the way to reincarnate in the afterlife was?

This is a thousand moments, this is the edge of life and death, Xu Qilin saw Meng Po come to put his head, and Ma Mian took another bowl of soup from the pot, and couldn't help but resist and struggle.

Boom! Xu Qilin has also practiced, although it is the kung fu of a three-legged cat, but the bull head is defenseless, and he leans his head back and is slamming against the bull's nose.

The cow screamed with a headache, but felt that his nose was sore, tears were flowing down his face, his vision was blurred, and his hands were relieved.

Xu Qilin got this vacancy, struggled to break out his arm, and ran away if he wanted to.

The bull's head was vaguely visible, but he could still distinguish the figure, and he stepped forward and reached out to grab and pull.

The two, well, the two ghosts are entangled, you push and pull, and the scolding is endless.

Ahh

Xu Qilin was not as powerful as a bull's head, so he fell off the bridge all of a sudden, and the screams kept echoing, and his figure soon disappeared into the mist.

"......." The bull head wiped his tears, blinked, and was a little confused.

"......." Meng Po looked under the bridge, then looked at the bull's head and horse's face, and her lips opened.

"......." Ma Mian held Meng Po soup in one hand, his mouth opened into an "O" shape, he was stunned for a while, and threw the soup bowl, "I'll go!" ”

"This-" The bull head spread his hands and said tentatively, "It shouldn't be a big problem, right?" ”

Meng Po didn't say anything, and said in her heart: I haven't drunk the soup, the procedure is wrong! But an old woman can't beat the bull head and horse face, and she has multiple fart mouths.

Ma Mian grinned and said, "What could be the problem?" There are also psychics and reborns in the yang world, so one more is one more! ”

Meng Po saw that the horse face and the bull head both looked at her, so she had to nod her head and say yes.

Although it was a little flawed, the errand given by the judge was done. Niu Tou Ma Mian and Meng Po unified their caliber and left.

When he was about to reach the underworld, the bull head suddenly stopped, groped his hands around his waist, and searched for the ground again.

"What's wrong?" Ma Mian teased: "But if you lose your money, it's hard to explain it to the lady at home?" ”

Niu Tou rolled his eyes wide, and said in a muffled voice: "The Soul Detention Card is gone, and I don't know where I lost it?" ”

The bull head and horse face are in charge of the security of the underworld, and he wears a "soul detention card", which is equivalent to a summons certificate or something; Black and white impermanence is responsible for seducing souls from the sun, with a "soul hooking card", which is not good, that is, an arrest warrant.

Ma Mian still wanted to say that he would go back and look for it, but when he saw that the underworld had come to the people, he hurriedly urged: "The inspection envoy has arrived, let's go to Yingmao quickly." Soul detention card, and then get a side from the judge. ”

The bull head was helpless, and was urged by the horse face to rush forward, but he didn't think it was a big deal to lose the soul card.

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