There is an old saying that a tree without bark will surely die; People are shameless, and the world is invincible.

Anyway, Emperor Chongzhen felt that his face was whether he wanted it or not—he wanted it when he could, and he threw it aside when he couldn't.

Anyway, when the face is really hung on the crooked neck tree, no matter how big the face is, it is useless.

Didn't Monk Yongkuan ask for grace, I agreed first.

But there is a premise, as long as I can agree, I can't agree to it. But whether I can agree or not, I have the final say.

The final interpretation right belongs to Emperor Chongzhen.

But after Emperor Chongzhen put forward his own request from Monk Yongkuan, he suddenly felt that the people of Daming were quite cute.

At least there are a lot of fools.

The grace that Monk Yongkuan wants is actually very simple, allowing the monks and soldiers of Shaolin Temple to continue to exist, recruiting when the country has something to do, and training when there is nothing to do.

Even when the Ming Dynasty was in need, these monks could enter the guard to help train soldiers.

It would be best if the bald donkeys of the Shaolin Temple could be allowed to follow the army of Emperor Chongzhen to spread the Dharma and Buddha.

Emperor Chongzhen immediately spoke: "I have agreed." ”

Big deal, the barbarians in the West don't do it all the time, and even the missionaries themselves are spies.

Why can't my Daming's bald donkey?

After thinking about it, Emperor Chongzhen simply added another fire and said: "Since the monk Yongkuan is a heart for the country, I can't brush off your good intentions."

In this way, the Shaolin Temple can send more bald ...... Well, monks, send some monks to overseas countries to promote Buddhism, presumably the stingy person is also happy to see it.

As for the promotion of Buddhism at the same time, the local customs, geography, mountains and rivers of various places are recorded and transmitted back to the Ming Dynasty, so as to facilitate the subsequent monks to go to the Dharma. ”

Behind Emperor Chongzhen's bald character, there should be a donkey character.

Anyway, whether it is Monk Ruxin or Monk Yongkuan, they all think so.

But Emperor Chongzhen didn't say the donkey word, and the two had to slander in their hearts.

Anyway, even if they said it, the two monks didn't dare to say anything.

At this time, it can be seen that there is a difference between Shaolin in the north and south.

Monk Yongkuan of Southern Shaolin replied very simply - Lao Tzu is a bald donkey, yes, but he is also a bald donkey of the Ming Dynasty, and the emperor wants to harm other people's families and take care of his own.

As for saying that the emperor's scourge is over, wouldn't it be more convenient for you to go over and promote the Dharma yourself—look, you didn't believe in Buddhism in your previous life, and you were retributed in this life, so you were played by the emperor.

But the Ruxin monk of Northern Shaolin is entangled.

The emperor's request is to let the monks of Shaolin Temple act as spies to find out the news, as for what is convenient for later monks to promote Buddhism, this kind of rhetoric is just to bluff a three-year-old child.

The Buddha said, put down the butcher knife to become a Buddha on the ground. If Buddhism really acted as a spy at the request of Emperor Chongzhen, wouldn't it be indirectly raising a butcher's knife?

Becoming a Buddha? No less than eighteen layers of hell are estimated to be good.

But to refuse Emperor Chongzhen's request, Monk Ruxin really doesn't have the guts, after all, Emperor Chongzhen's famous name is there.

For a moment, Monk Ruxin seemed a little hesitant.

Emperor Chongzhen looked at Monk Ruxin's entangled appearance, and said with a smile: "What, Monk Ruxin is in trouble?" ”

Without waiting for the Ruxin monk to answer, Emperor Chongzhen continued: "If the great monk is worried about aiding and abusive, in fact, there is no need.

Although I don't have any friendship with the stingy person of Rulai, I am the Son of Heaven, and as one of the five elders of the Five Directions, I want to give me a face, huh? ”

Monk Ruxin had a sudden slap in his heart at that time, Emperor Chongzhen's words had already reached this point, if he dared to say a word, then the consequences could be thought of with his toes......

Ruxin monk put his heart horizontally, anyway, what to sell is not to sell, what is the big deal to sell cute, sell miserable, sell laughter and sell Buddha, anyway, Lao Tzu will be covered by His Majesty in the future, even if he goes to hell, he will be accompanied by Yongkuan's dead bald donkey, right?

Monk Ruxin immediately bowed down and said: "Amitabha, Your Majesty has a heart to promote the Dharma, and the poor monk has a sense of guilt." ”

Emperor Chongzhen smiled and commanded: "Since this is the case, then let people copy the martial arts scriptures first." ”

Emperor Chongzhen felt that his temperament was somewhat similar to that of the housekeepers of later generations, and he had to get something home anyway when he went out.

It doesn't matter if it's a head or something else, just like this time, didn't you get some martial arts cheats back?

It's just that Emperor Chongzhen's joy hasn't lasted for a few days, and some people have begun to make trouble for themselves, or they can't find it happy.

The right servant of the household department, Nan Juyi of the governor of the cangchang, that stupid guy didn't know who to fool, actually opened an example, and then Nan Zhili patrolled according to the royal road to solve the Su, Song, Chang, and town four prefectures, Daozhou County and other officials and township Jindian households donated 9,838 taels of silver, and Nan Juyi, that fool, also led the salary.

If it is said that Chongzhen, the stupid man who was originally the original brand in history, it is estimated that he can be happy for a long time for the 9,838 taels of silver - he can't open the pot in his palace, and the spontaneous subsidy from the people doesn't show that the people are back?

But the current Emperor Chongzhen is a traveler, and he is a traveler who throws away his face and temperament.

In the eyes of Emperor Chongzhen, who had crossed over, nine thousand eight hundred and thirty-eight taels? You're fucking amusing me, aren't you?

10,000 taels of silver, maybe it's not enough to redeem a kiln sister.

Wuling is young and entangled, and I don't know how many red silk songs are played. The silver grate of the head is shattered, and the blood-colored skirt is stained with wine.

In the poems written by Lao Bai, I don't know how many words are used to describe the generosity of these goods when they spend money on Sister Yao.

In Emperor Chongzhen's opinion, whether it is the merchants of the Lao Li family or the Confucian scholars, they have to be a little stronger than these goods of the Ming Dynasty.

Even if it's a urine sex, it's all unknown - anyway, spend money on Sister Yao'er, and when I give it to me, I will fucking get out less than 10,000 taels of money?

Is this a dispatch called Hanako? Or who is it cold?

Anyway, Emperor Chongzhen was not very happy.

And the consequences of Emperor Chongzhen's displeasure, it is estimated that no one else will be happy.

Goshi was sent out, and that's on the surface. Secretly, Ma Weiqiu was also sent out.

If nothing else, check the tax situation in Suzhou, Songjiang, Changzhou, and Zhenjiang.

I haven't been able to toss you anymore, so you're going to make such a disgusting thing first? His mother! Is it that Emperor Chongzhen can't hold a knife anymore, or are you bastards starting to float again?

Emperor Chongzhen's hand directly caused the big merchants in Su, Song, Chang, and Zhen, as well as some remnants who had not been cleaned up, to start a headache.

In the past, it was good not to give silver, but this time the silver sent disaster, where is the reason?

In addition to the disgusting thing of more than 10,000 taels of silver, there is another thing that also makes Emperor Chongzhen feel disgusting.

It also strengthened Emperor Chongzhen's determination to sort out the Ming Dynasty - especially Jiangnan, one by one is too floating.

Chen Yaoyan was sparse in the Nanjing Household Branch: Nanjing Household Department has a new and old second factory. The old factory minted money to put up military food and support officials, and the new factory minted money from the first year of Taichang, and the original south drum cast south money, in order to support the lack of the old factory, in addition to the commercial price of military food between the age of one year, still to help Liao pay with surplus profits.

In the second year of the Apocalypse, the north was used to recast the north money, but the casting bureau was in the south and the minting was from the north.

However, the north casting has stopped, and the southern casting should be restored, and it has to be stopped. If you can set up a place to cast tens of thousands of gold, you can take the benefits of the year, and you can benefit from the benefits of the new factory.

Above the court, Emperor Chongzhen held Chen Yaoyan's recital, and the cold pen on his face looked like a grit.

It wasn't until the ministers in the court laughed a little creepy that Emperor Chongzhen said lightly: "Chen Yaoyan, the word Ru Ze." A native of Yongjia County, Zhejiang. The Book of Poetry. In the forty-seventh year of Wanli, there were 265 Jinshi in the third grade, and the pedestrians were awarded, and Chongzhen was awarded the Nanjing Huke to the middle of the matter.

You can't do a good job in things now, right? Please reinstate the factory South Cast? Daming Jingshi is in Beijing, why do you need Nanjing Money Factory to mint money?

In the former Han Dynasty, each vassal minted money, and the disaster was not far away, but he Chen Yao didn't know?

In my opinion, it's not that I don't know, but that the benefits are not small, so I don't know what to do?

Spread the decree, Chen Yaoyan was disloyal to the king, used the public for personal gain, went to prison, took all the fame and fame, and took it away, thinking that the latecomer would quit! ”

None of the ministers in the court thought that Emperor Chongzhen would tear his face so happily, and he didn't even have the intention to talk about it.

However, this is also very consistent with Emperor Chongzhen's consistent image - willful and shameless.

After the anger was vented, Emperor Chongzhen simply announced the dispersion of the dynasty, and then summoned Wen Tiren and Guo Yunhou, as well as Zhang Weixian and Cui Chengxiu, into the palace.

Looking at the few people in front of him, Emperor Chongzhen said lightly: "Now, let's talk about Jiannu."

I had already intended to get rid of Jiannu as soon as possible years ago, but for many reasons, I have not been able to make the trip. Now that it's April, the things that should be solved are basically the same, and it's time to solve the problem of Jiannu. ”

Zhang Weixian is naturally looking forward to using troops against Jiannu as soon as possible, and solve it as soon as possible - he still has a few years to live?

Maybe even Chongzhen may not be able to survive for three years, if he doesn't take advantage of the fact that he is still alive to dispose of Jiannu, will he let the next governor of the Five Armies take advantage of it?

Zhang Weixian thinks that he is still an ordinary man, and he has all seven emotions and six desires, and his name is the most embarrassing.

But Wen Tiren and Guo Yunhou don't think so.

Now the benefits of solving the problem of slavery are obvious.

In some ways, since Emperor Chongzhen's accession to the throne, or the years since the Emperor of the Apocalypse ascended the throne, the Great Heavenly Disasters have been continuous.

If it is said according to the set of heaven and man's induction, it is naturally the emperor's immorality, so that the heavens are angry.

But what can the heavens do when they are angry? The Son of Heaven, the son of God, is naturally reluctant to be killed directly by a thunderbolt.

Then there will be some natural disasters for the emperor to have fun, and warn the girl not to be too prodigal.

For example, locust plagues, earth dragons turning over, floods, droughts, plagues, anyway, as long as it is a natural disaster, not man-made, you can lean on it.

This trick is actually easy to use in the Apocalypse years, because the Emperor of the Apocalypse still needs a little face.

But when is Emperor Chongzhen going to have a face? Shamelessness is the main theme - what is it? Act of God? There must have been some lawless courtier who carried me on his back, and the heavens were wrathed.

Anyway, no matter how you interpret it, the final interpretation power is in the hands of a shameless person like Emperor Chongzhen.

Since there are so many natural disasters in Daming now, who knows what will happen in the future? And judging from what Emperor Chongzhen did, it is estimated that the number of warnings from heaven is also indispensable.

Da Ming's own troubles are already so much, so can he still leave Jiannu disgusting himself?

Therefore, whether it is Zhang Weixian, Wen Tiren and others, they actually have similar ideas, solve Jiannu as soon as possible, and concentrate on dealing with these things within the Ming Dynasty.

Even if it is the induction of heaven and man, the Son of Heaven pacifies foreign enemies, God also derives the purpose of rewarding his son and giving him a good life, right?

But in reality?

In terms of armament, Daming is actually no worse than Jiannu, and it can even be said that there is no problem in throwing off Jiannu a few streets.

The current Daming can say to all the armies in the world with a smile on military equipment: Daming is not aimed at anyone, but everyone in the world is all rubbish.

Of course, some of these things have borrowed from the techniques of the Western barbarians, but they are all indifferent details, don't care so much.

If you don't believe it, you can ask the master on the dragon chair in the Jinluan Hall of the Ming Dynasty, who are those techniques?

If anyone dares to say that it is not the Ming Dynasty, believe it or not, the master will bury you in the soil with his sprinkling of water?

Excluding military equipment, there is only the question of soldiers.

If it was before the Apocalypse, it was really hard to say - after all, what was the level of the Ming army since Tumubao, everyone was a little forced in their hearts.

But now it's different.

Since Emperor Chongzhen first scolded a wave of Jiannu under the Jingshi City, and then built more than ten Jingguan on the grassland, the strong army that chased the north with Hong Wuye and Grandpa Cheng returned again.

Lao Tzu is the first in the world, see who is the five scum of the war, if you are not convinced, just come to compare and compare, and see whose knife is faster and the fist is bigger!

With equipment and a strong army, it is not a matter of minutes to pacify Jiannu?

And after pacifying Jiannu, Zhang Weixian certainly had a good reputation, and there are indispensable laughing records in the history books, but who will not be recorded among the few people present?

is like Wen Tiren, when it is mentioned in later generations, it is the Jiannu who was pacified during the reign of Wen Shoufu, isn't this a name in history?

Guo Yunhou can also mix a grain and grass, which guarantees the reputation of the army's logistics.

There is also Cui Chengxiu, who declared war on Jiannu and was completed by others.

Emperor Chongzhen, not to mention, Wenzhi martial arts must be the ancestor of the Tang Dynasty and Song Dynasty.

But is that the way it is?