Chapter 1 This is a comrade
"Two big brothers, please let me go, I don't want to die!" Zhao Hui begged with all his strength, the handcuff-like thing on his hand could make the soul not move at all, and he could only obediently follow the two envoys - black and white impermanence 9527 floated forward, and the entrance to the original hell was in the morgue!
The blood-red towering buildings were getting closer and closer, and Zhao Hui's pleading voice was gradually drowned out by the sound of car horns floating in the air. That's right, it's the sound of the whistle, and the scene in front of you is not the legendary hell with dark days, cloudy winds, and terrible screams, but like a developed city!
"W-What kind of place is this?" Zhao Hui, who was stunned by the sight, asked stupidly. "This avenue is Huangquan Road, with twenty lanes in both directions, and the prestigious Xudu is in front of it, hehe." Bai Wuchang explained with a smile, everyone who comes here will ask such questions, and I don't know which bastard said that our dignified underworld was said to be so gloomy.
"No, why are there still cars here, aren't all the people who come reincarnated as human beings?" The scene in front of him was so surprising that Zhao Hui even forgot to plead.
"Hehe, you don't understand this, our business is so extensive, of course the staff must be missing, these drivers are all civil servants." Bai Wuchang still said with a smile, now advocating smile service, we are the same here.
"Oh, it seems that all civil servants everywhere have cars, but what the hell is that sweeper of the road?" Zhao Hui pointed to some ghosts on both sides of the avenue who were wearing shackles and wielding big brooms.
"Well, these are all corrupt officials, hooligans and bullies on your side, who are undergoing labor re-education and can be reincarnated after the end of their sentence." Bai Wuchang's service attitude is very good, which makes Zhao Hui feel like a leader inspecting, and he also asks that, if it weren't for Bai Wuchang's pull, Hei Wuchang would have already started to clean him up.
"This bridge is magnificent, and there's a moat down there, right?" Looking at Dongdong, which was more majestic than the Wuhan Yangtze River Bridge around him, Zhao Hui couldn't help but sigh with emotion.
"No, this is the River Styx, and the bridge is the famous Nai He Bridge, after crossing the Nai He Bridge, it is considered to be a real entry into the underworld, unless you are reincarnated, there is no possibility of returning to the yang world.
When Bai Wuchang finished saying this, the three ghosts just stepped off the bridge. "Ah, why didn't you say it earlier." As he spoke, Zhao Hui pleaded again. "The two eldest brothers, the younger brother was just hit with a brick, how could it be just hung up like this? You must be mistaken, so put me back now. ”
Hei Wuchang didn't bother to take care of it, took out something that looked like a walkie-talkie and whispered a few words, and in an instant, a big guy with the appearance of an off-road vehicle galloped over, and a sharp brake sound sounded, and stopped steadily in front of Zhao Hui and the three ghosts.
Two guys wearing sunglasses walked down in black clothes. "Brother Niu, Brother Ma." Bai Wuchang said hello with a smile. Zhao Hui was stunned, could it be that this is the legendary bull head and horse noodles, how can it be somewhat similar to the image of the swineherd?
"Hmm." I don't know if it was Brother Niu or Brother Ma who answered, and reached out and slipped Zhao Hui over like a chicken.
Zhao Hui's eyes are not bad, as soon as he looks at the appearance of these two ghosts, he knows that he is not a good stubble, and he doesn't dare to shout nonsense, who knows if he provokes the two ghosts, will he give himself a little hardship to eat, it is said that there are eighteen layers of hell here, don't mind throwing yourself into it and slipping around, then it will be dead!
"Behave well and get a good place." When the car door was about to close, Bai Wuchang whispered softly, bringing tears to Zhao Hui's eyes, a rare good ghost.
The off-road vehicle was still galloping, and Zhao Hui, who was full of worries, was not interested in a lot of the scenery outside. What to do now, it seems that it is impossible to go back, is it really that he died young? Father's nurturing grace has not been repaid, and the problem of the first kiss has not been solved after such a long time, so it is reincarnated, wouldn't it be too pity!
"It's here, get off!" A cold voice sounded, and Zhao Hui looked up through the car window to see that there was a wooden sign hanging next to a gate, with eight big characters written on it: Underworld Reincarnation Registration No. 2.
"Hello Director." The bull head and horse floated in with Zhao Hui in front of him, and said to the ghost who was sitting behind the desk and was frowning at the computer in a daze.
"You two rice buckets, don't you see that the director is thinking about big things, bastard, don't you want this month's bonus, grandma's!" The seat was disturbed by his train of thought, and he was very annoyed, and this temper was raised, and he immediately licked his face in the face of Zhao Hui, who was still rejecting people thousands of miles away. "Director, I'm sorry, our brothers will pay attention next time, we must pay attention, hehe."
"Hmph." He sat up straight with a cold snort, glanced at Zhao Hui and frowned and asked, "What's your name?" ”
"If you go back to the seat, the villain's surname is Zhao Minghui." Zhao Hui said respectfully. Bai Wuchang said that one thing must be performed well in order to strive for a good reincarnation place.
Sure enough, hearing his answer, he smiled and nodded: "Not bad, hehe, young people are becoming more and more educated now." With that, he opened a window on the computer in front of him and entered Zhao Hui's name into it.
"Zhao Hui, now 21 years old, is sincere and kind, helping the old lady cross the road to help the neighbor clean the glass, and bravely saved the beauty for the hero several times, but his body is weak, and each time he fails. Well, that's a pretty good guy. He nodded slightly.
Hearing him say this, Zhao Hui felt that he was fluttering, but he didn't expect that all the shameful good things he did were all registered, it seems that good people have good rewards, and they don't have to behave themselves, and this reincarnated good place will be automatically given to him.
This is an advantage, but the disadvantage is that he is not sociable and broad-minded, and he often holds a grudge against his own sins and will not forgive. Then there is a sullen personality, every Sunday must carry a USB flash drive to the corner of the Internet café, browse unhealthy websites, watch adult movies and television, favorite movie stars are Sora Aoi, Muto Ran, Matsushima Kaede and others, hundreds of seeds are treasured in the personal mailbox! The further back I read, the brighter my eyes became, and I couldn't help myself with excitement.
Realizing that his expression was a little inappropriate, he stared at him and shouted: "Bastard, it's no wonder that this kind of person died so miserably, and he really deserved to be slapped to death by someone who served others!" ”
Zhao Hui's face was pale, he didn't expect that he would register himself so clearly here, and even watch adult movies clearly, now there is nothing to hide, and the reincarnation index of the rich and noble seems to be flying away. Just when Zhao Hui regretted it, he felt that the temperature around him dropped suddenly, and he quietly raised his eyes to see that it was the bull head and horse face who were glaring at him angrily! Zhao Hui's heart was cold, knowing that he had planted it this time, and it seemed that labor reform was inevitable.
"Uh-huh." He cleared his throat, raised his head and shouted angrily: "Okay, you Zhao Hui, you are so filthy at a young age, look at how the director cleans you up this time!" Maverick pony, you step back first, the director of this department will interrogate him carefully, this kid must have some bad deeds that have not been registered, and you also know that the system server is overwhelmed now, and some things are often missed, so you still have to use the old methods. ”
"Director, Lao Ma and I will stay to help you carry out the execution, hehe, since you have the means, where can you miss the two of me." The bull head said loyally.
"Ridiculous, haven't you read the "Code of Law Enforcement for Civil Servants" promulgated by the chairman of the committee a few days ago? Civilized law enforcement must always be kept in mind, how can you torture criminals at every turn, and make nonsense! The seat said angrily.
When the bull head and horse face saw that the seat was angry, he hurriedly slapped his mouth and begged for mercy: "The director is angry, the director is angry." ”
"Hmph, immediately go back and think about it behind closed doors, and copy the Code a hundred times!" As soon as the words came out, Niu Tou Ma didn't dare to say much, and ran out in a gray manner, leaving only Zhao Hui, who was drenched in cold sweat and his heart was like ashes, standing there trembling.
"Don't be afraid, young man, it's not a big deal to like these things, hehe." Contrary to Zhao Hui's expectations, after the bull head and horse face left, he did not get angry, but stood up and walked in front of him with a pleasant face, patted his shoulder, and said.
"Well, can you lend your mailbox to the Registrar for a few days? Hehe, I'll tell you the truth, Trojan horses are rampant now, and our side is no exception. The director's private mailbox was hacked by that bastard two days ago, and all the hundreds of collector's edition seeds in it were lost, and the losses were heavy. The seat shook his head and sighed, Zhao Hui was shocked when he listened, it turned out that this is how the pervert came. Hehe, it seems that he wants to interrogate himself alone for this matter, fellow practitioners.
"It's out of the seat, the kid's mailbox is not much use, just give it to you, and say whether to borrow it or not, aren't you slapping me in the face? Hehe, I just don't know if our mailbox can be opened here. Zhao Hui said very well-behaved.
"You have to trust our technology, you can definitely open it, and tell me the account number and password." He said impatiently.
As soon as the password account was lost, the page opened, and the dense and provocative titles inside were boiling, and he took a deep breath and gave a thumbs up and exclaimed: "Xiao Zhao, yes, hehe, he is definitely a promising young man." It's been a long time since I've seen a promising young man like you, so I've decided to take care of you. Say, where do you want to be reincarnated, be a rich second generation or be a ***, as long as you don't violate the principles, the director will satisfy you! ”
Hearing this, the excitement in Zhao Hui's heart was indescribable, God, this is too much to take care of yourself. "I don't want to be the second generation of rich officials, I just ask you to let me go back, my parents' kindness has not been repaid, I am really ashamed." Zhao Hui's words were sincere, and he couldn't help but nod, there are not many such young people now.
"It's rare that you have this filial piety, and the director will help you at the risk of carrying a punishment, hehe." The Commissioner said with a smile.