"I, Zhu Xiaosong, went to steal the battery car, was caught and beaten, killed, and died outside, and I would never write a one-letter code!"

When there was no time crossing in the previous life, every time he was upset when he wrote code, Emperor Chongzhen would explode like this.

However, every time I see Alipay and WeChat reminders when I have received some private work, while eating Master Kong's braised beef noodles, I still secretly sum up, or write code honestly.

Now Emperor Chongzhen feels that these officials of the Ming Dynasty are corrupt just like when they see the reminder of entering the account in their previous life, whenever the beautiful prompt sound comes to mind, although they have been refusing on their lips, their bodies are still very honest.

When he arrived at the camp of the Yan'an Xingdu Division, Zhao Ping had already opened the camp door to welcome the emperor.

With the sound of a tsunami of long live our emperor, Emperor Chongzhen also officially entered the camp of Yan'an Xingdusi.

It's just that the drill military formation prepared by Zhao Ping was flattering to the blind man, and Emperor Chongzhen was not interested in seeing any military formation at all, but said with great interest: "Zhao Aiqing pulled out all the artillery in the camp, and will shoot a few cannons later." ”

Zhao Ping was a little confused by Emperor Chongzhen's orders.

In the past, when the emperor inspected the military camp, didn't he always look at the array and formation changes? Why did this master remember to come and see the artillery?

Besides, the dozen or so cannons that I have in the camp of the capital division now, it won't have much effect in fighting.

It's just that Emperor Chongzhen has already ordered, and Zhao Ping can't help but say no, so he has to order someone to prepare artillery.

After a few cannon shots, looking at the few openings that were ploughed on the ground in the distance, Emperor Chongzhen said depressedly: "Change the flower bombs." ”

Although there were not many flowering bombs as a Xingdu Division, Zhao Ping still gritted his teeth and ordered someone to prepare to go.

After another round of flowering bombs, looking at the fire on the ground in the distance, Emperor Chongzhen said with a smile: "Not bad, not bad." ”

After praising Zhao Ping, Emperor Chongzhen then instructed Zhang Zhiji: "Bring that bastard over, set up a target, and then let these twelve artillery pieces be fired at him." ”

Zhang Zhiji received the order, and then went with Zhang Ziming to prepare for the target.

After Zhang Ran was tied, the twelve cannons opened fire on Zhang Ran together.

But Emperor Chongzhen, who was holding a clairvoyant mirror to observe, was very disappointed.

Of the 12 artillery pieces, none of them hit Zhang Ran, and the nearest shell was more than 200 meters away, and the broken shrapnel grazed across a distance of several tens of meters.

Only Zhang Yuan's expression gave Emperor Chongzhen a little comfort, this guy's pants that had just dried up were wet again, and it was clear that he was scared to pee, and the whole person struggled desperately on the wooden shelf.

Zhao Ping's face was gloomy.

Damn it, His Majesty is watching from the point of view today, and it turns out that it is such a big target, and none of the twelve shells hit.

The cold sweat on the foreheads of the artillerymen who were ordered to fire the cannon came down at that time.

It's a big shame for me to be embarrassed this time. The emperor looked at himself, and the cannon missed.

The general flag who was in charge of the scene commanded at that time pulled down his face at that time, and said in a deep voice: "If it misses again, what face will I have to face Your Majesty?" ”

The rest of the artillerymen also wiped the cold sweat from their foreheads and adjusted the gun carriage again.

At this time, a person hurriedly ran from the general platform, it was Zhu Gang, who was following Emperor Chongzhen.

After arriving at the general flag, Zhu Gang said: "Adjust the gun carriage a little, the target is placed around this dog officer, you can't hit him directly, remember?" ”

The cold sweat on the forehead of the artillery general flag was even worse, thinking that Zhu Gang was saying the opposite, so he paused and said: "Please return to Your Majesty, if this hair is not hit again, I am willing to raise my head to see you." ”

Zhu Gang said in a deep voice: "This is Your Majesty's will, don't think that so-and-so is saying something back." Killing the corrupt official with one shot is too cheap for him, so just hit the cannonball at his side. ”

After Zhu Gang went back here, the general flag wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and ordered: "Just adjust it a little, this time I can't hit him." ”

In this way, it will be even more lively. Rounds of shells exploded around Zhang Yuan, and even if he wanted to faint, he would be awakened by the explosion of the second shell.

And not only the roar of the cannonballs, but also the severe pain caused by the shells not far away, and the flying fragments constantly passing through his body, made Zhang Ran scream miserably, and he couldn't faint even if he wanted to.

It wasn't until more than ten rounds of artillery were passed that Zhang Yuan completely lowered his head and was silent.

Emperor Chongzhen, who was observing from afar with a clairvoyant mirror from a distance, sighed in disappointment and ordered: "Aim the artillery fire at him, and hit three more rounds." ”

After the last three rounds of artillery, except for the large crater on the ground that was blown out by the shells, some blood stains that were scattered and a black and red mark from the burning of gunpowder, not to mention Zhang Zhen himself, even his clothes and the wooden shelves that tied him had disappeared.

Emperor Chongzhen put away the clairvoyant mirror, and then turned to Zhao Ping and said, "You did a good job." Guard Yan'an Mansion, I am waiting for your good news. ”

Zhao Ping bowed down to receive the order, the whole person is even three points lighter than the bones, the emperor said that he would wait for my good news, my old Zhao will not say that it is Qingyun in the future, Jane is in the emperor's heart, so he can be regarded as having a good impression in His Majesty's heart, right?

Emperor Chongzhen didn't know what Zhao Ping was thinking, but he simply took people back to the mansion of Yan'an Mansion.

It's just that Emperor Chongzhen thought about it, but he still didn't worry about the affairs of Yan'an Mansion, and then passed Du Wenhuan over.

After Du Wenhuan finished the salute, Emperor Chongzhen spoke: "What does Du Aiqing think about the war behind?" ”

Du Wenhuan pondered for a while and said: "Your Majesty, the minister still thinks that it should be mainly suppressed. ”

Seeing that Emperor Chongzhen's face seemed to be worried, Du Wenhuan hurriedly bowed his hand and said: "Your Majesty, the minister also knows that Your Majesty loves the people, but the rebels are rebels, and after eating meat, no one will think about eating grass anymore."

This time, His Majesty spared them, and those who could settle down, or go down with His Highness to get poisoned, there would definitely be them, but there will always be some people who feel that they have tasted the sweetness of rebellion, and if something goes wrong in the future, they will raise the flag to rebel. ”

But Emperor Chongzhen still didn't believe that there would be a lot of people like this. Yes, there will definitely be, but it's impossible for all of these people to rebel, right?

After pondering for a long time, Emperor Chongzhen said, "That's it." Let's surrender first. Except for the leader, the rest will first handle it as I said before, and if there is any rebellion, it will not be too late to deal with it again. ”

Du Wenhuan had no choice but to give it up, but he heard Emperor Chongzhen say with a smile: "No more prisoners killed like before, but there must not be any more?" ”

Du Wenhuan's heart sank, and he bowed down and said: "If the minister obeys the order, he will definitely not dare or forget." ”

Emperor Chongzhen saw that the beating was almost done, so he hummed and ordered Du Wenhuan to retreat.

After Du Wenhuan retired, Emperor Chongzhen had another plan in his heart.

Pulling King Qing and King Qin to accompany Zhu Yujian to Ah Sange's territory was also something that Emperor Chongzhen thought about for several days along the way from Xi'an Mansion to Yan'an Mansion.

If King Qing and King Qin talk about it, they are also two big fat sheep.

Moreover, there is not a single vassal king of the Ming Dynasty who is not a fat sheep. It's just that the degree of fat and thinness is different.

But don't forget, similar to the King of Qin, King Jin, King Dai, King Liao, King Qing, King Ning, King Gu, King Su, that is the king of Sai who existed at the beginning of the Ming Dynasty, when the Ming Dynasty opened the country, it was really the lord of a country, but it was not comparable to the vassal kings after the Yongle Dynasty.

In the eleventh year of Hongwu, the king of Qin and the king of Jin first separated the country of Xi'an and Taiyuan. In the thirteenth year of Hongwu, the country of King Yan was Beiping, the twenty-fifth year of Hongwu, the country of Datong of the king of the dynasty, the twenty-sixth year of Hongwu, the country of the king of Liao, the country of Dalinghe, and then moved to Guangning, the country of King Qing, Weizhou, the country of King Ning, the country of King Xuande, the twenty-eighth year of Hongwu, the king of Su to the country of Ganzhou, and the system of guarding the border of the king was completely formed.

Xi'an, Taiyuan, Beiping, Datong, Guangning, Ningxia, Daning, Xuande, and Ganzhou became the nine core areas in the north at the end of the Hongwu period.

The king of Sai commanded the general military officer, controlled the heavy troops, not only guarded one side, but also contacted the momentum, both defended the land, and gathered to attack, act cheaply, and engage in military law, the nine kingdoms were all over the north at the same time, the two kings of Jin and Yan were located in the core, commanding the whole side, and Taiyuan and Beiping became the core area of the northern defense.

Compared with the system of guarding the border of the king, the situation of frequent changes of generals, ups and downs of power, and the situation of guarding one side and not controlling each other has undoubtedly been greatly improved.

However, later, Zhu Yun's mental retardation made the civil officials want to cut the feudal domain, and now the Nine Great Sai Kings are not very happy.

What's the matter, Lao Tzu followed your grandfather to fight the world hard, and your baby just became the emperor and felt that Lao Tzu was useless, right?

Zhu Laosi, the king of Yan who feels that his throne is not guaranteed, wants to go to your mother, you are not his brother Zhu Biao, can Lao Tzu still get used to your faults? Simply scolded you, isn't there a saying that this Jiangshan Lao Tzu will do it himself, the throne rotates, and I will sit this year?

It's just that after Zhu Laosi ascended the throne, the question is, if one of his own Sai kings can scare his nephew, will the other Sai kings come to scold Gao Chi and Zhanji?

The far-sighted Zhu Laosi felt that this matter was very entangled, just like Zhao Kuangyin of the late Song Dynasty, he could Chen Qiao's mutiny and yellow robe, so will these old brothers who pushed him up do the same in the future?

Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin thinks this matter is easy to do, a glass of wine releases the military power, don't lead the soldiers, how fucking tired, you see, being a big official, what is the money of a beautiful woman, how beautiful?

So after drinking this glass of wine, the old brothers who accompanied Lao Zhao to open the country either had sore fingernails or had nail fungus on their feet, and they didn't play with soldiers.

I have the heart to learn Lao Zhao's routine, so Zhu Laosi simply put his heart sideways, Lao Tzu gave you a fief and let your descendants be hereditary, you don't have to take the exam like others or anything, and the big guys can be pigs with peace of mind.

Of course, whether Zhu Laosi thinks so or not, no one knows about this, after all, Zhu Laosi has hung up.

However, the subsequent Ming Emperor firmly believed that Zhu Laosi thought so, especially the rebellion of King Ning during the Zhengde period, which sounded the alarm for the later emperors of the Ming Dynasty.

Because no one wanted their son to lose the throne and be deprived by others, so later, even the Zongren Mansion, which was supposed to be an internal institution of the royal family, was thrown to the Ministry of Rites......

The Ministry of Rites was happy at the time.

No matter how the Ministry of Rites is, it's also a Wenchen, isn't it? Everyone is in the same vein as civil officials, children of saints, I didn't expect that such a good thing would fall on my head, I was originally thinking about how to get some power out of the emperor's hands, but now it's really a big pie on my head!

In fact, even Emperor Chongzhen after this crossing thought more than once, if these Sai kings did not oppose at the beginning, according to the rules formulated by Zhu Yuanzhang at that time, these nine Sai kings alone would be enough to kill Jiannu and the grassland, especially the Yongle Emperor, who also withdrew the Mongol guards from Southern China......

But after thinking about it carefully, in fact, if Emperor Chongzhen was replaced, it is estimated that he would make the same choice as Zhu Laosi, and the baby born to the queen was his own and inherited his own throne.

The more he thought about it, the more headache he felt, Emperor Chongzhen simply stopped thinking about it, damn it, don't worry about it, this time you have to pull King Qin and King Qing into the water first, and this matter has been told to Zhu Yujian of the Tang Dynasty, he can't break his word and get fat, right?

Besides, these princes have all been given to the land of the third brother, isn't that equivalent to rebuilding the system of the nine kings outside of the Ming Dynasty? In the future, if you have more sons, you will throw them to places like Australia and Lijiapo, which is appropriate.

Emperor Chongzhen, who had made up his mind, simply ordered Fang Zhenghua to arrange for someone to pass on the edict, and Zhu Cunshu, the king of Qin, and Zhu Zhuo, the king of Qing, came to Yan'an Mansion to meet him.

Emperor Chongzhen thought very well, the pot of Yan'an Mansion, especially Gao Yingxiang, who made him sleep badly, threw it to Hong Chengchou to solve it, after all, this guy's ability to comprehend the intention is very strong.

It is recorded in the important historical document "Return to the Ming Dynasty as a Talent" that Zhang Haogu, the governor of the five provinces at that time, did not want to carry the black pot because of the lack of food, and in the end, it was this Hong Chengchou Hong who took the initiative to carry it.

If it weren't for the fact that this guy was too fucked up after he was cleared, Emperor Chongzhen originally planned to reuse it.

However, what Chongzhen, a historical novice, did not remember at all was that Hong Chengchou wrote to Dolgon: "Our soldiers are strong, and the rogues can be eliminated in a battle.

The prefectures and counties were still announced, the door was opened and surrendered, the officials were promoted, and the soldiers and civilians did not commit any crimes. If they resist and refuse, the officials will be punished on the day of the city, and the people will still be safe.

Those who are the first to advocate internal response will be rewarded exceptionally. This is also a priority. ”

Moreover, after the mites entered the customs, Hong Chengchou also appeased and recommended a large number of Ming Dynasty officials to be demoted, and asked the Qing government to exempt money and grain, suspend the collection of transportation taxes, etc., to alleviate the national contradictions and class contradictions between the Manchus and Hans, and promote the formation of a "stable situation".

This grandson recruited thirteen prefectures, including Ningguo, Huizhou, Jiujiang, Nanchang, Yuanzhou, Nankang, Ji'an, and Guangxin, on the condition of "staying in office and not remembering the old past".