After the next person brought the dishes to the table, Wu Ming saw what kind of good dish this was, a stack of boiled peanuts in salted water, a plate of scrambled eggs with green onions, a white-cut chicken, and a pot of stewed rabbit. Wu Ming wanted to get angry, and when my brothers get together, you will give me this.

Later, after thinking about it, I calculated it, one was that the conditions at that time in the Song Dynasty were already considered good dishes, and the other was that their eating conditions in the mountains were not much better.

Anyway, these dishes are all used for drinking, so be it, and when you are free, you must bring the rich food of the future to this world.

After waving off his subordinates, Wu Ming looked at Wu Song and said, "Brother, let's take a look at my brother's immortal methods." ”

After saying that, Wu Ming said in his heart: "System, do your job, don't be lazy, bring me three boxes of state-guest Moutai." ”

System: "Why don't you drink to death, pay back three boxes, I owe you nothing, and I'm not your slave." ”

Wu Ming: "Of course you owe me, how many times have you cheated me, you said that you want to compensate me, ask you for a little wine, where do you come from so much nonsense." You don't know how much Wu Erlang drinks. After arguing with the system, Wu Ming pointed to the open space and said, "Change." ”

The system very cooperatively teleported the three boxes of state-guest Moutai to the open space pointed by Wu Ming.

Wu Song couldn't help but be stunned when he looked at Moutai that appeared out of thin air, Wu Ming said: "Come, second brother, don't be in a daze, taste the unique immortal brew in this world." With that, he opened the package of Moutai and brought himself and Wu Song a cup.

Wu Song looked at Wu Ming and said after drinking with a small wine glass: "Big brother is too unhappy, big men should drink wine and eat meat in a big bowl." The eldest brother looks like a girl. ”

Wu Ming flickered and said: "Immortal family aging, naturally it can't be like those ordinary drinks drinking, has the second brother ever seen an immortal have a cow drink?" ”

Wu Ming's words made Wu Song speechless, so he had to pick up the wine glass and taste it, and after a sip of wine, Wu Song immediately shouted: "Cool, this is the wine that a man should drink, big brother, don't stop me, how can such a good wine be tasted so slowly, after that, he picked up a bottle of Moutai, opened the cap of the bottle like Wu Ming, and drank a bottle with his mouth against the mouth of the bottle." ”

Wu Ming just looked at Wu Song with a smile and said, "Say some stupid things, how can the eldest brother stop you, the eldest brother is not all yours." You drink as much as you want, it's not enough big brother. ”

After finishing speaking, Wu Ming was thinking: "There are two good wine people in the Water Margin, one is Wu Song and the other is Lu Zhishen, the friendship between these two people is not ordinarily deep, and it seems that they also have a certain relationship with their good wine." ”

Wu Song drank two and a half boxes of state-guest Moutai in one go before he said, "Big brother, tell me, how did you meet the immortals?" ”

The system said cheaply on the side: "You can fool this stupid brother of yours." Wu Ming said angrily: "System, do you think that you have no form, and I can't do anything about you?" ”

The system said shyly: "That's it, how about it, you have the ability to beat me, you have the ability to bite me, but you can't hit and can't bite, lala... ”

Wu Ming: "System, don't blame me, you forced me, what are you d, o, n, g... Wu Ming deliberately elongated the tone of the last note.

After hearing this, the system immediately formed a villain in Wu Ming's mind, this villain showed a cold sweat and trembling all over, and said to Wu Ming and bowed: "Don't say the last word, I have a fear of this sentence." You are really ruthless, you are not afraid that we will die together, I have served you, you Niubi, your boss. ”

Wu Ming: "Sample, fight with me, do you know that I have endured you for a long time, you can interject or say witty things when I speak, after all, we are symbiotic partners, I can't stop you from talking, but you can't scold me regardless of the occasion, things have to look at the priority, talk to the occasion, pay attention to the future when you speak, otherwise don't blame me for breaking up with you." ”

After teaching the system, Wu Ming said to Wu Song: "Things have to start from three years ago, after I sent you out that year, on the way home, I saw a white-haired old man sitting weakly on a stone, I saw his yellow and thin appearance and couldn't help but feel compassion, so I took out the dry food I was reluctant to eat from my arms and gave it to the old man. ”

The old man took the dry food I gave him and did not eat it, but took it in his hand and said to me: Young man, I will take this dry food first, I know that you still have five taels of broken silver in your arms, you good man to the end, can you give me the silver too?

Although the silver was all my belongings, I saw the begging look in the old man's eyes, so I gritted my teeth and gave the last of the money to the old man with a ruthless heart. ”

After the old man took the silver, he said, "Young man, I see that this dress on your body is not bad, anyway, the weather is not cold now, you can give me the coat too."

I wanted to refuse, but then I thought about it, the old man is old, and it will be a problem to survive in the future, and there is only one piece of clothing left and right, so I will send him if I send him, I am young and have hands and feet, and I can't starve to death or freeze wherever I go. ”

"Thinking of this, I took off my coat and gave it to the old man, and then said to the old man: Old man, this is the last thing I can give you, I only have underwear left on me, this can't be given to you, if I give these to you again, I should run home naked."

The old man laughed when he heard this, and in his laughter, I could hear that the old man was full of anger and did not feel weak at all.

After laughing, the old man said to me: Now it is really rare to see a kind young man like you, I have traveled all over the world, the Great Song Dynasty, Dajin, Mongolia, Xia Dynasty, Great Liao, I have not met a young man like you, meeting is fate, ancestor I will send you a creation.

With that, he blew on the dry food in his hand and handed it to me. ”

I took the dry food in confusion, and suddenly a blue light flashed in front of me, and the old man disappeared, and the clothes I gave the old man returned to me inexplicably. At the same time, the voice of the old man came into my ears: The Tao should not be passed on lightly, I will accept the silver two, as I pass on the tuition of your immortal Dao, you take the dry food and go home quickly, and eat the dry food and go to sleep immediately when you get home. ”

"When I encountered such a strange thing, I would rather believe it than believe it, and immediately ran back to the house according to the mysterious old man's instructions, and then ate the dry food and went to sleep.

In the dream, I learned a lot of incredible things, and I will tell you about those things slowly, and in the dream I also saw a lot of things that will happen in the future, and I will tell you all these things in the future. ”

"When I woke up, I found that not only did I remember the scene in the dream clearly, but I also experimented with everything I learned in the dream, and I realized it one by one, and at the same time, I also found that there was suddenly an inexhaustible strange power in my body."

"Second brother, I'm just saying this, I'm afraid you still don't believe it, so let's do it, I learned the art of change in my dream, and I'll change one for you to see."

After saying that, Wu Ming's heart moved, and with a bang, the system was matched with sound effects in time, and Wu Ming changed from a druid to a dwarf king. Seeing Wu Ming, who suddenly became the dwarf king in front of him, Wu Song was startled, and he opened his posture and was about to use force.

He said, "Youkai, get my eldest brother back." Wu Ming, who was in the form of a dwarf king, shook his head helplessly, and changed back to his druid appearance. said: "It's not a monster just now, it's the legendary dwarf clan, it scares you, I'll make you a common one." ”

After that, the system continued to dub, and Wu Ming turned into an owl again. Wu Ming, who changed into an owl, said: "Second brother, how is it, how is the way of change of eldest brother." ”

Wu Song said curiously and excitedly: "It's fun, it's fun, can the eldest brother change something else?" Wu Ming was about to say no, but the system said: "Don't be in a hurry to deny it, no one can say anything about the future, so you tell Wu Song that your talent is limited, and you only comprehend these two changes for the time being." ”