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Chapter 655: Your Majesty only needs to sit on the dragon chair

"Did you have a good trip?"

Fang Xie asked the fat Taoist Xiang Qingniu, the fat man came up and gave Fang Xie a bear hug first, Fang Xie was almost out of breath, and after letting go of his hand, the fat man said with a smile: "Everything is very good along the way, and after a place, you will first look for places of interest and historical sites to play around." Then I met the most expensive restaurant in the local area for a meal. Guo Xianxing ate the famous drunken fish and drunken shrimp, Guo Jiading ate the world-famous Chenghu crab, went to Sunzhou to eat four-cheek sea bass, and Guo Ende ate grilled chicken. Climb the tower to look at the moon and go down to the lake to catch turtles. When you meet a literati, you will recite poems and swim together, and when you meet a high-roller, you will beat his mother......"

Fang Xie smiled: "It's really pleasant." ”

Xiang Qingniu took out a small notebook from his arms and handed it to Fang Jie: "If you do this, I will be more happy." ”

Fang Xie took it and looked at it: "What is this?" ”

"You know I've always been a thrifty person, and I can't do such extravagant eating and drinking along the way."

"I believe it."

Fang Xie nodded: "It's no problem for you to cheat and cheat, but it's difficult for you to pay for food and drink by yourself." ”

"Those who know me will understand."

Xiang Qingniu gave Fang Xie a praising expression, looked back at Mo Ningzhi and lowered his voice: "It's not your ruined daughter-in-law, you eat and drink all the way to pick up expensive ones, and you have to pick and choose when you live in an inn, just clean is not enough, you must also eat exquisitely to ensure that there is hot water to take a bath at any time." You said that you are a scout, and it is common for you not to take a bath for ten days and half a month, and you can spoil the taste of old wine, how did you find such a picky mother-in-law! ”

Fang Xie glanced at him and said, "When did I say that it was my daughter-in-law?" ”

"Don't be funny."

Xiang Qingniu said in a very low voice: "This mother-in-law is very spicy, she told me that there was a bet between the two of you, either she killed you, or you slept with her!" I-, this is the most domineering and personal private life I've ever heard. ”

"Fuck off!"

Fang Xie scolded, eager to kick the fat man out with one kick.

"I understand you!"

Xiang Qingniu patted Fang Xie on the shoulder and said in a tone that you understand and I understand: "You guy is hard-working, you have survived for so many years, and you still have a bit of a turtle's longevity when you look at your face...... And I have a hunch that it's not so easy for this girl to kill you, and of course it's not so easy for you to sleep with her. But I'm sure you're a little more shameless than her, so you'll have to win in the end. ”

Fang Xie leaned over and asked in a lower voice, "What realm is she in now?" ”

Xiang Qingniu was stunned, and then looked at Fang Xie with a really shameless look: "You were so domineering when you agreed with her, can you look like a gentleman now?" ”

"Hurry up!"

"Even if it's not as good as me, it's not much worse, right? This woman is so powerful that she has cultivated into the realm. ”

"......"

Fang Xie scolded in a low voice: "It's really perverted." ”

"yes."

Xiang Qingniu put his arm around Fang Jie's shoulders and lowered his head and said, "Who can be blamed for this, didn't you make a fool when you agreed with her?" You can't say that at the beginning, since you are a man who wants to be domineering, you should be more domineering! Sometimes we suffer a little loss, but it seems that we are more gentlemen! ”

"What should I say?"

Fang asked.

Xiang Qingniu cleared his throat: "Ahem...... That one...... That's what you should have said to her...... If I win, I'll sleep with you! You win, you sleep with me! ”

Fang Xie nodded deeply: "It really makes sense." ”

"Convincing or not?"

Xiang Qingniu asked.

"Serve your uncle."

Fang Xie kicked Xiang Qingniu's buttocks, and then looked back at Mo Ning: "Hello"

Mo Ningji looked at him: "You're okay too." ”

There was a clanging sound, and there were sparks flickering outside Fang Jie's body, which was extremely intense. It was as if someone had stabbed out dozens of swords one after another, and the voices were connected.

"Huh?"

Mo Ning Fat was slightly stunned, and then couldn't help but light up his eyes: "This is more interesting." ”

In the moment just now, the Foaming Fat Eye Blade attacked at least three hundred and sixty times, and Fang Xie spread two layers of metal power and earth power outside his body, blocking all the eye blades. The meeting between the two looked peaceful, but Fang Xie was sure that Mo Ning Grin would definitely make a move when he saw him, and he would never tell him.

Fang Xie smiled and said: "I want to kill me so urgently, I was given a substitute ghost for three years, this matter is indeed not authentic, but if it weren't for this, you wouldn't have the current self-cultivation." It's not an exaggeration to say that it's a blessing in disguise, so isn't it a discount to kill me? ”

"No"

Mo Ning's eyes narrowed slightly, and she smiled like the most beautiful crescent moon, and her appearance became extremely cute and charming at this time: "I don't want to kill you because of those three years of experience, just because I want to kill you, it's as simple as that." Especially when you say on East Twenty-Three Streets that you must ...... After that, I want to kill you even more. ”

Fang Xie pursed his lips: "This also counts now." ”

Mo Ning's eyes were more charming: "Okay, I'm here now, you come." ”

Fang Xie glanced at Xiang Qingniu: "If she wants to kill me, I will kill you first." ”

Xiang Qingniu shrugged his shoulders: "You can't beat me." ”

"It's okay to lose both."

Fang Xie was no longer bored and idle, pulled Xiang Qingniu to the side, and then took a deep breath: "Your second senior brother has something to say to me before he dies. ”

Xiang Qingniu's face changed significantly, but he couldn't help it, snorted and said with a forced smile: "That verbose ghost, what do you have to explain when you are dying, it's really annoying...... What did he say? ”

He said...... Help me tell Qingniu, lose weight, it's too fat to find a wife. ”

Xiang Qingniu was silent for a while and asked eagerly: "That's it?" ”

"That's it."

Fang Xie nodded.

Xiang Qingniu raised his head and looked at the sky, snorted and scolded loudly: "Xiang Qingzheng I-fuck-your uncle, does Lao Tzu have a daughter-in-law about your shit, and you don't say anything damn when you are dying, even if you don't leave any martial arts cheats for Lao Tzu, you have to leave tens of millions of taels of silver flowers." You're going to die before I settle accounts with you...... Who do I want to ask for so much money that I have spent so much money on to find you all these years? You bastard! You bastard! You're ...... Lao Tzu is willing to be fat, you can take care of me, you will take care of me again......"

The fat man sat on the ground and pointed to the sky and cursed loudly, like a shrew.

Tears rained down, howling and crying.

One second he was still laughing, and then he was crying a tearful person.

No one thinks it's ridiculous.

……

……

"Did you guess that after Mr. Zhuo arrived in Qingle Mountain, I would definitely bring your mother-in-law to you?"

Xiang Qingniu asked after wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes.

Fang Xie looked at Xiang Qingniu's handkerchief, which he really couldn't ask for anymore, shook his head, took out a piece from his arms and handed it to him: "You are a person, in the Daomen, you are a person who relies on your seniority to eat and wait for death, and when you go to the rivers and lakes, you rely on small tricks to cheat money and sex, but you are as good as you are, you said that you would definitely come to me if you came to me." ”

"Phew!"

Xiang Qingniu took a sip: "I admit to eating and waiting for death, cheating eating, drinking, and cheating money, but you say that I can't bear it." Lao Tzu is also the most innocent Taoist in the history of Taoism, how did you become a lewd demon in your mouth after so many years of guarding yourself like jade? ”

"You really didn't cheat?"

Fang Xie leaned closer and asked.

"The conscience of heaven and earth!"

Xiang Qingniu said: "If I fool Setian to hit five thunders." ”

Fang Xie looked up at the sky: "God, this bastard is really unreliable, he should have a lightning bolt sent down in time." ”

Xiang Qingniu glared at him: "Say, we have all arrived at the camp of Vermilion Bird Mountain, you are not here, I am going to eat and drink you comfortably in your house, but you sent someone to find us here, what the hell is the matter...... Forget it, you don't have a good thing to find me, you should introduce what is delicious in Yongzhou City. ”

"Luo Yao"

Fang explained two words.

Xiang Qingniu's face immediately changed: "When?" ”

Fang explained: "The day after tomorrow at the latest." ”

Xiang Qingniu immediately turned around: "Xiaojun Xiaomei, you two hurry up and pack the package, Dao Ye, I want to run away!" ”

The two little Taoist boys didn't listen to Xiang Qingniu's words after they separated from Xiang Qingniu in the grassland, in their opinion, Qingle Mountain was their home, let them not go back, they couldn't do it. This time, Xiang Qingniu came out and took the two of them again, and he suffered a lot of pain along the way.

The two little dao boys really wanted to turn around and leave, Xiang Qingniu also walked a few steps and then looked back at Fang Xie and asked, "You're not kidding?" ”

Fang Xie nodded.

Xiang Qingniu scolded and walked back by himself: "I'll just say that it's not good or bad for you to come to me, Lao Tzu is the youngest Taoist in the Taoist Sect for so many years, and he will leave a lot of money in the history books, what the hell are you planning to let me die young?" The day after tomorrow, right...... You are responsible for finding me a girl tonight, Dao Ye, I can't die without knowing what a woman tastes like. No, find ten, I'll be exhausted! ”

Seeing Fang Xie looking at him with a smile, Xiang Qingniu asked, "Have a plan?" ”

"All the time."

Fang Xie replied seriously: "But I'm not sure." ”

Xiang Qingniu looked at the pale-faced woman in the room: "Who is that woman?" Luo Yao's concubine? ”

Fang Xie nodded: "Daozun's eyes are like torches. ”

Xiang Qingniu pursed his lips: "Eyes are like torches...... This drama is too old, you have to know who you want to kill before you want to kill someone, and the most direct way to understand who is to find his concubine. If the people of the Criminal Department wanted to find out which official was in charge, they directly arrested the woman who was good with him and asked him, which was more direct than interrogating the official himself. ”

He was stunned for a moment and then asked Fang Jie: "You don't plan to ask me for you, do you?" Don't tease, she's not beautiful, Master Dao, I have to pick even if I dedicate myself to a beauty trick, right? ”

"You're just kidding......"

Fang Xie ignored him, but looked at Mo Ning: "Do me a favor?" ”

Mo Ning asked lightly: "Reason?" ”

Fang Xie thought for a while and said seriously: "Do you want to kill me or watch others kill me?" ”

Mosmoe was silent for a moment, then walked into the room.

"How do you know she's going to help you?"

Xiang Qingniu asked curiously.

"Because she really wanted to kill me."

Fang Xie replied.

……

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Chang'an City

Tai Chi Palace

A burly man in armor walked slowly into the Taiji Hall, looking at everything in the hall with great curiosity. It seems that this is an extremely majestic man, and his whole body exudes a kind of coercion that makes people dare not look at it directly. People who have killed a lot of people will always have a chilling temperament, and in him, this temperament is particularly strong.

After he walked into the main hall, his eyes kept hovering in the main hall, and finally landed on the golden dragon chair in the center of the north, while Yang Chengqian, the Xinghuang Emperor of the Great Sui, sat on the chair with a frightened face. Facing this man, Yang Chengqian had a sense of powerlessness.

It was he, after Luo Yao's million-strong army surrounded Chang'an, he led the army to defeat Luo Yao and wounded Luo Yao.

Yang Chengqian really didn't expect that the Yang family would have such a trick. Only now did he understand why his father Yang Yi was so confident and proud before he died. also understood why Yang Yi had such a terrifying explanation to him before he died.

When the majestic man's gaze was fixed on Yang Chengqian, Yang Chengqian could no longer sit upright on the dragon chair, but quickly stood up and hung his head, like a child who had been taught by a teacher.

"You're the Emperor."

The majestic man frowned slightly: "How can you bow your head to others?" Your father has a fearless spirit and is willing to give everything for the sake of the Great Sui. You should also be like him, with the majesty and pride that an emperor should have. ”

Yang Chengqian's body trembled, raised his head and replied, "I know." ”

"Now that I'm out."

The majestic man bowed slightly to him and said, "Leave this mess to me to clean up, Your Majesty only needs to sit on the dragon chair." ”