Chapter 205: The National Letter that No One Reads

Fang Yiai was put down all of a sudden, and he was directly frightened.

The feet of the two guards had been raised, and if they fell, one of his legs would be lost.

Fang Yiai immediately pulled his throat and screamed loudly: "Li Yu, it's me, I'm Fang Yiai, you can't break my legs!" It's me, it's me, it's me! ”

"Wait!"

In fact, Li Su had already heard that Fang Yiai was coming, and he didn't really want to break his legs, he just wanted to scare this guy.

When those guards went out, Li Su had already secretly ordered, just scare and scare.

After all, no matter how much Fang Xuanling's love is straw bales and stupid, he is Fang Xuanling's son after all.

And Fang Xuanling has always remained neutral among the princes, so Li Xuan will not offend him for no reason.

If it weren't for that, with the speed of the guards, Fang Yiai, who was still there, shouted and said so many words, and would have stepped on his leg with one foot.

At this time, Li Su walked out of it slowly, and then pretended to recognize Fang Yiai, and couldn't help but laugh and said, "Yo, isn't this Fang Yiai?" What is the wind that brought you here? Release people, release people! ”

Hearing Li Su's order, the two guards let go of Fang Yiai.

Fang Yiai got up from the ground in embarrassment, and said to Li Su dissatisfiedly: "His Royal Highness King Liang, your guard is so majestic, if you come out one step late, my legs will be broken by them!" ”

Hearing Fang Yiai's words, Li Su couldn't help but ask with a sinking face: "This king hasn't asked you yet?" Fang Yiai, you were here just now, shouting that you want to demolish the shop opened by this king? You are so majestic, do you really think that this king will not dare to break your legs? ”

As soon as Li Su became angry, he was immediately startled by Fang Yiai, and couldn't help but take a step back.

Then, his face turned red, and he couldn't help but say: "However, the price of your food here is also too expensive, but it's just ice cubes made of water, so you dare to sell it so expensive, why don't you grab it?" Am I not right? ”

Li Su snorted coldly and said, "But it's summer, do you know how much a piece of ice can be sold for?" If you eat ice cubes in the winter, you don't need a penny, you want to eat as much as you want, will you come to my store? ”

Fang Yiai distinguished: "However, even if it is an ice cube, it is not so expensive, you are obviously robbing money!" ”

Li Su snorted coldly and said, "But, can you eat those ice cubes you bought directly?" And the popsicles sold here by this king are all boiled water, and dozens of precious and rare medicines are added to it, do you think it is ordinary water? No – it's a popsicle! ”

……

In a brief confrontation with Li Su, Fang Yiai was soon defeated.

Because Fang Yiai was really afraid of this madman, he had a hunch that if he beeped again, Li Yu would really dare to let people break his legs.

Then, Fang Yiai was about to leave stupidly.

Because, don't look at Fang Yiai's second ancestor, his father is a high-ranking official of the Tang Dynasty.

But his family's property is really not much, and Fang Xuanling's pocket money is very tightly controlled.

Here, he really can't afford to spend.

However, Chai Lingwu next to Fang Yiai is different, this guy has money in his family!

Seeing that Fang Yiai was leaving, he pulled Fang Yiai and said, "What are you going to go?" We're still here today! Come, give us two of each of your popsicles and that ice. ”

After that, he directly pulled Fang Yiai to sit down at a table.

In a short time, two popsicles and two ice creams were served.

Fang Yiai and Chai Lingwu found that this so-called popsicle was a small piece of long ice with a flat wooden strip inserted into it.

If such an ice cube turns into water, it is estimated that two mouthfuls will be gone.

And this, it actually costs a hundred yuan, which is simply too dark, right?

The two kept cursing Li Su in their hearts, but they didn't dare to scold.

Then the two picked up the popsicle and began to eat.

However, when they ate it, they found that this popsicle was indeed quite delicious.

Cool, sweet, and even more rare, there are raisins, mung beans and other things in the popsicle, which tastes unique.

After eating, they felt that this popsicle, even if it was not worth a hundred yuan, was probably not much different.

Next, they started tasting ice cream.

The ice cream was not large, and it was served in a small bowl with a flat wooden stick on top of it, which seemed to be used to eat the ice cream.

The two of them picked up a little ice cream with a wooden stick and put it in their mouths, and the sweet and cool taste suddenly melted in their mouths, and their eyes couldn't help but light up.

It's really, so delicious!

500 yuan a piece, it's definitely worth it!

Suddenly, the two couldn't stop anymore, and quickly ate up the ice cream one bite at a time.

Then, Chai Lingwu slapped the table and said, "Come, give each of us ten more copies!" ”

At this time, the young man couldn't help but step forward and said: "Two sons, the small shop has a rule, whether it is ice cream or popsicles, each person is limited to two copies!" ”

Chai Lingwu glared and said, "What? Do you have any business that does this? Are we afraid that we won't be able to pay or what? Tell you, this son has money, quickly, give each of us ten copies! ”

At this time, Li Su came over and explained with a smile: "It's not a matter of money, but whether it's ice cream or popsicles, it's cold." Although it tastes beautiful, it is easy to have diarrhea after eating too much, so I set this rule, which is also a rule that must be followed. ”

As soon as Li Su came forward, Chai Lingwu suddenly lost his temper, so he had to reluctantly ask for another ice cream.

……

Compared with the coolness of a cool summer, at this time, the main hall in the palace is a hot and hot person.

Originally, the early dynasty had ended, but an emergency caused Li Chengqian, the crown prince of the prison state, to summon all the ministers back.

It turned out that an envoy from Fanbang came to congratulate and brought a letter of state.

At this time, the Tang Dynasty was growing in national strength, and the surrounding small countries came to attach it one after another.

It is normal for an envoy from Fanbang to come and present his credentials.

But what is different today is that the Bang that came to present the credentials this time is the Kingdom of Silla.

Moreover, they could not understand the contents of this national book at all.

It's not that I don't know the words above, but I know all the words, but I just can't understand what they mean.

For example, there's a sentence that reads: My dad just killed him!

What does this mean when this kind of words are written in the national letter?

Is it literal?

And the entire national letter is this kind of unbelievable content, which makes those Tang officials very hurt, so they have to hand it over to the emperor to decide.

(There may be a lot of book friends who say, Yanyu you write a few times in Xia, this sentence cannot appear in the national book at all, don't worry, there will be an explanation in the next chapter)