Speaking of which, since the last time Li Chengqian copied a chivalrous poem, he has never copied a poem.

The main thing is that he doesn't have the opportunity to copy poems, if he is a poor scholar, then, copying poems is indeed a shortcut to successfully get rid of poverty, but, unfortunately, he is not short of money, but very rich.

So, the beautiful thing of having no money to pay the bill in the tavern and only writing a poem on the wall is difficult to happen to him.

Or when he meets a woman he likes, he writes a poem to express his thoughts, which he also disdains.

always feels too sour and too, which is not in line with his identity.

"His Royal Highness the Prince, please also make this poem complete, although it is said that heaven and earth are incomplete, and there are many regrets in many things, but if there is one less regret, there is one less, which is very important."

When Li Chengqian heard this, he was a little speechless, he just wanted to advertise his mosquito repellent grass, so this poem is an advertising slogan.

I've never heard of an advertising phrase being expanded into a poem, and it's not embarrassing, if the poem wasn't the kind he could copy directly.

"I'm just trying to give you a specific explanation of the benefits of my mosquito repellent grass, and I don't want to write a poem, besides, this advertising slogan, if it is written in a poem, it is not what it means now, which is not good." Li Chengqian said.

The eldest grandson Wuji said: "You don't have to worry, I believe that Gao Ming will not let this poem pearl be dusted, I believe that it will not be long before we can know what this poem looks like in its entirety, Gao Ming, what do you think?" ”

"I'll think about it when I go back and try to write it down." Li Chengqian had no choice but to say.

Cheng Yanjin was a little impatient: "Let's discuss mosquito repellent grass, not poetry, don't talk about this, just say, there is no mosquito repellent grass, I want to buy it!" ”

As soon as Cheng Biting Jin's words came out, everyone looked at Li Chengqian, money is not a problem, the question is, is there any excess mosquito repellent grass to buy.

promised Changsun Chong before, Li Chengqian naturally wouldn't say yes, but he couldn't say it to death, otherwise he wouldn't be able to make money in the future.

"As we all know, the first pot is called Da Qiao, the second pot is called Xiao Qiao, and the third pot is Xiaojia Jasper.

The right pots, fertile soil, a nice name, and a reasonable planting make each pot look perfect, so for the time being, there are only three pots.

But I'll let people keep doing it, and soon there will be more mosquito repellent grass available for everyone to buy. ”

Li Chengqian's words, he felt good about himself, not only fulfilled the expectations of the eldest grandson, but also told everyone that if he wanted to buy, he could still buy it in the future.

"Is that any?" Cheng Yanjin said, "Hey, I can't spend any money if I want to!" ”

In fact, Cheng Biting Jin's impulse to spend money is far less than that of Fang Xuanling, who has already decided that this fourth pot of mosquito repellent grass is his.

With the relationship between the second child in the family and Li Chengqian, and his willingness to pay, he can definitely buy this thing.

The banquet lasted until midnight, mainly because the eldest grandson Wuji needed to show how his little jasper repellent mosquitoes, so he held the banquet until midnight.

Fortunately, the small jasper is indeed very powerful, and there are indeed no mosquitoes, and everyone has a burst of appreciation for this mosquito repellent grass.

"Let's go, it's midnight." Li Chengqian said.

Mo Yu left the Eldest Sun Mansion with him.

Li Chengqian only got up at three o'clock in the morning, and last night's banquet was really energy-consuming.

In addition to what he said at the beginning, it was also time-consuming to deal with the people he talked to later.

"Dingdong, you have a courier, please pay attention to check."

The package was opened, and there was a book lying quietly inside.

The Count of Monte Cristo

Li Chengqian picked up this book, a little suddenly, he read this book when he was in school.

At that time, during the holidays, he read famous books in his homework, and he found a few books at random, including the Count of Monte Cristo.

As for Dream of Red Mansions, he was strong and strong at that time, and there were only a few fragments that he could remember, all of which were inappropriate for children.

He inexplicably remembered the famous scene.

"The Count of Monte Cristo, author, big stallion?"

"Alexandre Dumas!"

"What are you talking about?"

"Escape from prison."

"Isn't that supposed to be on a technical shelf?"

This is another classic movie......

Obviously, the book probably can't be shown to others, and the background is around 1800, which is a little too advanced.

Now, it's probably a fantasy book?

When he came to Datang, he didn't calm down to read for half a year, so he decided to revisit the Count of Monte Cristo again today.

Bathing and changing, with a cup of tea, he began to read the Count of Monte Cristo.

The subordinates of the Prince's Mansion were full of discussions.

They saw that Li Chengqian was reading, but the book really surprised them too much.

Perfect like a book from heaven! No, the whole thing is a work of art!

As for the content inside, Xiao Cui glanced at it slightly, it was probably written in simplified characters, she knew that in simplified characters, Li Chengqian's textbook had been spread in a small area.

Fang Yiai followed Fang Xuanling's instructions and came to find Li Chengqian.

As soon as they met, Fang Yiai and Li Chengqian reached out to repel mosquito grass.

"My dad has to ask me to buy it from you, it's annoying to death!" Fang Yiai said.

"It'll be done tomorrow, by the way, how much money does he give you?" Li Chengqian asked.

"Fifteen hundred." Fang Yiai said.

Li Chengqian nodded, he didn't think that Fang Yiai would lie to him, Li Chengqian said: "Okay, you can buy it tomorrow." ”

"My dad said, let me live with you for the time being, and when I buy it, I'll go back." Fang Yiai said.

Li Chengqian: "......"

It's nothing, someone is there, and it's not bad to talk a lot, although Fang Jun's words are very abstract......

Fang Yiai saw Li Chengqian reading a book, and was a little curious: "What book are you reading?" Why can't I read the words on it? ”

"The book is called The Count of Monte Cristo, and it's a storybook." Li Chengqian said.

The essence is the story, and he said it as a storybook so that Fang Jun could understand it better.

"Storybooks? Well, I like to listen to stories the most, you tell them to me. Fang Yiai said.

"Uh, okay."

Anyway, being idle is idle, Li Chengqian decided to tell Fang Yiai this story.

There are stories to listen to, and other people will naturally not be idle, and they will all gather around.

Li Chengqian frowned: "What should I do, why should I go!" Don't squeeze here! ”

"It's not a big deal, let's hear about it too." Cui pleaded.

"Okay." Li Chengqian had no choice but to agree.

He began to talk about the real content of the book, which was just a little bit of a story. When talking about the first person's name, Fang Jun was a little puzzled.

"Why is this person so strangely named?" Fang Jun asked.

"Foreigners' names, transliterated like that." Li Chengqian said.

"It's a foreigner who wrote this book?" Fang Jun was surprised.

"Yes, his name is Alexandre Dumas." Li Chengqian said.

"Good name!" Fang Jun said.

Everyone: "......"

They said in their hearts, sure enough, Fang Jun, this guy is different from ordinary people, this name is very vulgar when you hear it, what is the name of the big stallion?

Li Chengqian said: "Haha, he not only has a good name, but also writes well, I still remember a bad woman he wrote, that is a completely bad woman!" ”

Fang Jun's eyes lit up as soon as he heard the three words of bad woman.

"Quick, this story of yours is not interesting, I want to listen to the story of the bad woman." Fang Jun said eagerly.

Li Chengqian smiled and began to tell the story of Milady among the three musketeers.

Especially those clips of Miledi seducing Dardanyan, I don't know what's going on, Li Chengqian suddenly remembered it very clearly, he described it vividly, and he was addicted to Fang Jun's words, and he couldn't extricate himself.

Xiao Ningzi couldn't help it, eunuchs also like women, and many eunuchs even married wives.

"Is a lily tattooed on the shoulder a prostitute? Prostitutes are not criminals, this Dardanyan is really boring, he doesn't like such a beautiful woman. Fang Jun said.

Li Chengqian explained: "Maybe there is something wrong with what I said, tattooing a lily flower is the meaning of a criminal, I remember wrong." ”

"So that's the case, it's a pity, such a woman is actually a criminal." Fang Jun said.

"There is another paragraph, which is about her later going to prison and seducing the jailer, do you want to listen?" Li Chengqian said.

"Of course you have to listen! I just like these things, how do you know? Fang Jun asked.

Of course, Li Chengqian knows that everyone likes these things.

He continued the story, and was amazed when he told how Miledi had bewitched his guards into kneeling down and kissing her toes.

"This is the best whore I've ever heard! Her ability is to seduce men, but this skill is too powerful!" Fang Jun said.

Li Chengqian said: "That's nature, there is a saying that men conquer the world, women conquer men." ”

"And then?" Fang Jun asked.

"Later, she was killed by Dardanyan and his friends." Li Chengqian said.

"It's a pity......," Fang Jun said, "that if she had a child with me, she would be very smart." ”

Li Chengqian: "......"

Fang Jun, this guy is really not afraid of death! A woman like Miledi is truly heartless and unjust.

"Second child, this is what is wrong with you, what's so good about being smart? Smart people think a lot and have a hard time. Li Chengqian said.

"But many people say that I am stupid, and I feel very uncomfortable." Fang Jun said.

"That's because they envy you and are embarrassed to admit it, so they will say this about you, and there is a poem about it." Li Chengqian said.

Xiao Cui took out the wooden slab seriously and said, "Your Highness, please start your chanting." ”

Li Chengqian: "??? ”

How does that sound like starting your show?

He still read out poem 1510: "Everyone raises a son and wants to be smart, but I have been mistaken by being smart all my life." I hope that the child will be foolish and reckless, and there will be no disaster and no difficulty to the minister. ”

"How's that, how is this poem?" Li Chengqian asked.

"This poem is pure nonsense, how can you be a public secretary if you are stupid?" Xiaocui said.

"That's because your horizons aren't open enough!" Li Chengqian said, "Sure enough, it's a woman's opinion." ”

"Negative Sentiment from Emily, +158"

"Look, isn't that the second one?" Li Chengqian said.

Fang Jun said seriously: "Are you scolding me for being stupid? ”

Li Chengqian: "......"

It's going to be a good brain, okay?

Xiaocui and the others laughed secretly, there is a good show to watch now, see how Li Chengqian ends.

Li Chengqian also said seriously: "Second brother, what I'm talking about is your expectation of your son, it should be like this, no disease and no disaster, in fact, the most important thing for people to live in the world is nothing more than the four words of peace and happiness." ”

Fang Jun thought about it, it was indeed the case, and he nodded.

Everyone was a little excited, originally thinking that the two were going to fight, but as a result, Li Chengqian was confused with a word.

"I like Li Ling." Fang Jun said.

Li Chengqian: "??? ”

This guy really has a hole in his brain, he likes what Li Ling told him to do, wouldn't it be over if Fang Xuanling proposed marriage to Li Er.

As Fang Jun's good buddy, what he has to do is very simple, that is, to kill the debate machine in advance.

Before the green hat was put on, the hat was burned first, this is Li Chengqian's way of doing things.

As for the reason for killing the debater, there is no need to be embarrassed, he still has a lot of experience in this area.

Li Chengqian said: "Second child, do you know what Li Ling likes about her? ”

"What does she like?" Fang Jun asked.

"She likes crepe people, you are so rude, she definitely won't like you." Li Chengqian said.

"What then? I just don't like poetry and songs, and I'm okay with horseback and archery, and my strength is greater than that of the average person. Fang Jun said.

"Enough is enough, strength is good, you will understand this in the future, but the cultural aspect needs to be strengthened, so let's find someone to teach you." Li Chengqian said.

"Who?"

"Debate."

"I haven't heard of it."

"It's just a little monk, very good at these crepe things, you can learn some fur, I'll get you a few famous poems that have been passed down through the ages, and you'll be perfect." Li Chengqian said.

Xiaocui: "??? ”

Xiao Ningzi: "??? ”

How many famous poems have been passed down through the ages? Chinese cabbage? How many are there?

"Okay, then get me the debate machine today, and I'll ask him for advice." Fang Jun said.

Li Chengqian nodded.

Hehe, teach Fang Jun a lesson, Li Chengqian has 10,000 ways to kill this little monk.

When Li Chengqian sent someone to ask for a debate, the monks of the temple were very puzzled.

Master Daoyue said: "Amitabha, there are other monks in our temple who have studied Buddhism for many years, you might as well change someone to go to the house to teach, he has only been a monk for a year, I am afraid that he has more than enough heart and not enough strength." ”

"No, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince said, Fang Jun can only be taught by the debate, others can't, he also explained to me to send a cloud stone Buddha statue to your temple, and 2,000 yuan of incense." Xiao Ningzi said, "Please also ask the master to agree." ”

2000 incense money! They can't receive so much incense money for three years!

Li Chengqian was really generous to his buddies.

Dao Yue was solemnly respected: "His Royal Highness the Crown Prince really has a deep Buddha fate, no matter what, this is the opportunity of the debate, for the sake of His Royal Highness the Prince's sincerity, let the debate machine teach Fang Jun." ”。

Xiao Ningzi said, "Thank you, master. ”

He is very respectful on the surface, but in fact, he has long scolded the blossoms in his heart, and sure enough, the Buddha has knocked three thousand years ago, and the Buddha has never opened his eyes......