It's been a long night, and I talked a lot about life, about love, and about many philosophical topics about life.

Daoyi always smiled amiably about his past, but he was really amiable, he said that he was very handsome when he was in junior high school, and many girls wanted to kiss him, and being handsome was nothing, and he was the whitest in the whole school.

His parents were on a geological expedition, so he followed his parents everywhere since he was a child, and his parents eventually settled in a small town in the south, where the Tropic of Cancer near the Tropic of Cancer was relatively strong through ultraviolet rays, so the people there were dark, and he was very fortunate to go to junior high school in this town, so he was the whitest in the school.

I asked him, "Then why are you so dark now?"

He smiled and said, "It's naturally dark after staying there for a long time." ”

He also said that when he was in junior high school, he liked a girl named Zhang Lan, because Zhang Lan's name was similar to his mother's name, and his mother's name was Zhang Lan.

Naturally close to Zhang Lan, after being close for a long time, he paid attention to Zhang Lan, although Zhang Lan was as black as other girls, but he found that Zhang Lan's black was very different from other girls, the black of other girls was like wiping the black ash at the bottom of the pot, and Zhang Lan's black was like chocolate.

Every time I am with Zhang Lan, I feel like I am with chocolate, and she still smells of chocolate.

At that time, after class, Dao Yi had to send Zhang Lan home, and then turned back and crossed the stream of the school, and then went back to his own home.

They didn't have a good time for long, they were together for three months, and the main reason for breaking up was because one day Daoyi saw a woman in "The Siege", Miss Bao, the more she looked at it, the more she looked like Zhang Lan, at least the complexion described in it was very similar to Zhang Lan.

So he said to Zhang Lan, you are very similar to Miss Bao in "The Siege", and you still have the smell of chocolate candy.

So Zhang Lan was annoyed, and scolded her, he took her too lightly, it turned out that she was that kind of person in his mind, saying that he was not a person like Miss Bao, and he was not so sassy.

In this way, the two broke up, and from then on he no longer dared to compare a woman to another person, or even to anything else.

Once the metaphor is made, it seems that the girl has been wrongfully lost her virginity, and her innocence is not guaranteed, and she wants to make a name for herself.

Liang Ye asked him why Zhang Lan had the smell of chocolate candy, and he said that it was not chocolate smell, it was the smell of cologne, and she often sprayed cologne.

The strange thing is that after they broke up, it didn't smell like chocolate, and it smelled like cologne.

Speaking of this, Liang Ye continued: "There is a shih h h in the eyes of other people's lovers, but you have a chocolate in the eyes of your lover." ”

Later, after he fell out of love, it seemed that life was dark, the more he yearned for darkness, and finally he joined the Snake Gang in society, there were several gangs in this town at that time, but there must be a dragon son in the name, such as the Dragon Gang, the Dragon Descending Gang, the Bruce Lee Gang, and so on.

It is said that when they helped the main man choose a name, they also invited a fortune teller to pick it up, what to call the gang, the fortune teller pinched his fingers and said that it was good to call the head snake gang, the reason was that the strong dragon could not suppress the head snake.

That's how they got the name of their gang.

After Daoyi joined the gang, he mainly followed them to the nearby primary school to collect protection money, sometimes he could earn one or two hundred a day, sometimes he earned ten yuan a day, and after receiving the protection money, the helper took them to watch the video, and after watching the video, he ate instant noodles, and it was time to make a girl after eating instant noodles.

Squatting on the street all day, whistling at beautiful young women passing by, and the beautiful women give them a roll of the eyes, they just smile silly.

One day I met a beautiful woman whistling on the street, and when the beautiful woman turned around, it was their Chinese teacher who blew it, and that day he and their Chinese teacher looked at each other affectionately for a while, and their Chinese teacher's eyes have never been forgotten.

He realized that the back of the Chinese teacher was so beautiful.

Since then, his language scores have improved by leaps and bounds.

Because their gang leader was particularly convinced that the strong dragon could not suppress the head snake, so he went everywhere to cause trouble with other gangs, and on Saturday when they fought with other gangs, they had not yet decided the winner, and were taken by the police, and that day Daoyi was still holding his homework book, and the police thought he was just a gentleman passing by so they let him go.

He was the only one in the gang who was not arrested, so he went back to the gang's den to rummage over the gang leader's money and get his gang fee back, which he still hasn't earned.

Their gang leader also beat and crippled one person, so he had to be locked up for a year or two, and the others were detained for a few days, and their gang divided the property together, and it was disbanded.

Dao Yi got at least a bowl and a fountain pen, and he found that the fountain pen was a famous brand, so he sold it to a richer classmate and earned more than a hundred yuan.

When he won junior high school and high school, he left this place and went to the city No. 1 middle school to study in high school, and he never saw Zhang Lan again after graduating from junior high school.

In his sophomore year of high school, his parents died in a mudslide during an expedition, and he dropped out of school and returned home, first working as a local waiter.

Mainly working as a waiter in the bathing place, opening cabinets for those customers with clothes and other things, and sometimes returning to the pool to watch beautiful women and handsome guys swim.

At that time, an aunt took a fancy to him for the first time and asked him to sell it and give more than 10,000 yuan, but he refused to agree, he said, now that he thinks about it, he regrets it a little, at that time 10,000 yuan was a lot, and his salary was only 1,500 a month.

If he had 10,000 yuan at that time, he would have been able to work in economically developed areas.

I said to him, "Why do you cultivate immortals?"

He said that after that, the place where he bathed could no longer pay his salary, and he still owed him more than 2,000 wages, so he resigned

I didn't do it, and I was angry and scolded on the way home.

Suddenly kicked a can on the side of the road, and the can immediately flew out, and actually smashed the telephone pole in front of him, and he became more and more unable to figure it out.

began to ponder slowly, and discovered a little bit of the movement law of the qi of heaven and earth, and felt more and more mysterious, so he took discovering the movement law of the qi of heaven and earth as a hobby.

In this way, he unconsciously mixed into the circle of cultivating immortals, that was when he was young and frivolous, he defeated many opponents, and then there were more and more enemies, and all kinds of pressure on his society, he finally understood that some people could not afford to be hurt.

Now he hides himself and feels that driving a taxi is a good thing, and he is free and chic every day, as long as he can eat and drink enough.

Studying the laws of movement of the qi of heaven and earth is one of his greatest hobbies.

Liang Ye continued to ask him, "Why don't you find a wife?"

He said that when he was 25 years old, he was married, his wife was a college student, and he often bragged in front of his friends, although I didn't go to college, but I went to college.

Later, I found out that the college student actually didn't like him, and the college student broke up with his previous boyfriend, and he wanted to be angry with his boyfriend, and in the end, no one was angry.

Just ten days after they got married, the college student ran away, and there is no sound so far, I don't know where I ran, I guess I went abroad.

It was a long night, and I talked to Daoyi for a long time, and in general the first half of his life was not so legendary, nor so mediocre, at least when he should be young, young people have spring, and they have lived up to their youth.

Liang Ye is more awesome except for his youth, and he has nothing but pimples.

We talked until three o'clock in the morning, and the two fell asleep.

When he woke up early the next day, the company's security guard had just opened the door, and Liang Ye ran back to the office to sleep, until the sunlight poured in through the window, shining on his thighs like broken gold.

He woke up, went to the practice department opposite, took a turn, and thought to himself, it's not good to go to class and come here to wander around, and the old man found out.

So he went to Lin Mo's school gate to wait for Lin Mo, and went to the fly hall at the school gate.

The seller was a woman in her forties, with her hair loose, as if she had just gotten out of bed.

Seeing Liang Ye walking in, he smiled and said, "Young man, do you want cigarettes?

"No need, I just eat a bowl of rice noodles. ”

The proprietress tinkered with rice noodles and said, "Do you want hot sauce?" ”

"Don't. ”

"Do you work at the school across the street?"

"It's not!"

"Are you a student at the school opposite?"

"It's not!"

"Then you're the ......... of the school opposite!"

Liang Ye interrupted impatiently, "Observer. ”

"I know!

Liang Ye looked at her in surprise and said, "Yes, so can I observe here all morning?"

"Let me tell you, students here, at a young age, know how to run into the grove, the grove here is more playground than the playground inside, and your education bureau should take care of it. ”

"Well, this one should be managed. ！

"It's all life, this kind of practice is very rebellious, and you are a murderer at a young age. ”

"Big sister philosophy!" Liang Ye couldn't help but give him a thumbs up, she was even more proud, and the smile on her face hadn't gone for a long time.

She continued: "Every time I go to the toilet in the school, the girls hide in the toilet and smoke during class. ”

"Then you sell cigarettes here, right?"

"I don't sell cigarettes, I sell loneliness. ”

"So they're smoking, not lonely?"

"No, it's still lonely in school, so many classmates smoke cigarettes. ”

"It seems that you are lonely and easy to sell here. ”

"Yes!" she said with a smile, "I'm giving you a very important question, you can see that my store is full of student battery cars, tell me how to do business." ”

"This should be discussed with the school. ”

The principal said he would deal with it and wait, but I waited for three years, not only did I not deal with it, but I stopped more and more. ”

"You can charge for it. ”

"No, it's not our territory when we leave the store. ”

"This problem is serious, I will react to my superiors and wait. ”

She hurriedly bowed and said, "Thank you, boss, then I'll trouble you." ”

"No thanks, I also want to thank you for observing so much and reporting to us, and I hope you can observe more and report more bad habits to us in the future. ”

"It should be, it should be. ”

Liang Ye secretly laughed and pretended to be really refreshing, after eating a few bites of rice noodles, the school bell rang, and a group of students crowded out.

Occasionally, a few teachers squeezed out but Lin Mo was missing, she may not want to squeeze with the students, so she came out late.

Liang Ye continued to wait for a while, and when the flow of students became more and more thin, he saw Lin Mo and Qiao You walking out together.

He had never seen Lin Mo's smile so beautiful from a distance, and at this moment he realized the greatness of the poem "I don't know the true face of Lushan, I am born in this mountain".

Anyway, a hundred bellies, a hundred Hamlets, anyway, Liang Ye thinks of these.

Liang Ye was about to go out, and the proprietress shouted, "Sir, you haven't paid yet." ”

Liang Ye was stunned and said, "I have already scanned the code to pay just now." ”

"Confidentiality fee, you've been here to observe quietly, I won't tell anyone. ”

Liang Ye walked over and touched the waistband of his pants and said, "You are very good at doing business, how much does it cost?"

"Fifty!"

"I only have forty and thirty, and I can say that there are two twenty, after thirty, there will naturally be twenty, after twenty, there will naturally be ten, and if there is ten, there will be five, and a ten is two five, and a five is two two and five, and I have to borrow ten from you, and then I will give you forty is fifty, so I can give you fifty, do you borrow money?"

The proprietress was in a state of confusion, thought for a while and said slowly: "I borrow, how much to borrow?"

"Borrow ten dollars for no more. ”

She took out ten yuan and handed it to Liang Ye, who took it and said, "Thank you for paying you back later." ”

After speaking, he turned around and left, and the proprietress behind him said, "Sir, go slowly." ”

The proprietress grabbed her head and was stunned, thinking about it for a long time, it didn't feel right, what happened just now? Didn't you say that if you lent him ten yuan, he would give me fifty? What did he mean?

Damn, I'm so damned, how can I be fooled.

At this time, Liang Ye was already far away, and he was happy with ten yuan secretly, using philosophy to seriously analyze human beings, and he could grasp some knowledge about human nature.

Simple and complex is one of the most common characteristics of people, thinking that the more complex things are, the more advanced, the more complex the more they feel that they are worth pondering, so the boss lady went to think deeply about the nonsense before, the more she thought about it, the more she thought about it, and she couldn't extricate herself from being in a state of grogginess and her brain was short-circuited.

A lot of things are simple, don't think too much.

Liang Ye quickly caught up with Lin Mo and Qiao, shouting behind them, "Hey! Lin Mo!"

The two of them turned around in fright, and at the same time showed surprised expressions, and after the six eyes looked at each other for a long time, Lin Mo finally spoke: "Scared me to death Liang Ye, why did it suddenly appear?"

"It's okay, I just miss you, come and see you. ”

Joe interrupted: "It's a qualified boyfriend, you talk, I'll go bye first!"

Lin Mo nodded. Qiao didn't forget to glance at Liang Ye, then left slowly and disappeared beside the willow tree.

"Do you work together?" Liang Ye frowned, "He still lives in your house now?"

"Jealous?"

"No, I just feel like the building near the water has the moon first. ”

"What month does that look like?"

"And what month are you?"

"The moon that was eaten by tengu. ”

"Then I'm the tengu. ”

"Haha.........!"

Liang Ye stepped forward, stood side by side with her, and walked together, her perfume smell and Joe's one smell, it is estimated that both of them use the same brand.

"Are you going home? I'll send you. Liang Ye smiled.

"Are you willing to let me go back?"

"Reluctantly, then ...... we?"

"Go to the neighborhood for a meal, then walk around the park and I can go back to class. ”

"Aren't you tired of being a teacher?"

"I'm tired. ”

"Are you resigning?"

"You raise me. ”

"I'll raise you...!"

"Haha! Tell me if I've eaten Joe's vinegar. ”

"By the way, I thought about a very interesting question just now, if you borrow fifty yuan from me, I will answer you like this, I only have forty and thirty, and I can also say that there are two twenty, and after thirty, there will naturally be twenty, and after twenty, there will naturally be ten, and if there is ten, there will be five, and one ten will be two five, and one five will be two two and five, and I will borrow ten from you, and then I will give you forty is fifty, so that I can give you fifty, may I ask you to borrow or not?"

"I'm stupid, I'm going to borrow fifty yuan, you only have forty yuan, I'll go directly to someone else to borrow it. ”

"You're a smart person, don't you really get disturbed by those words in between?"

"It's interfered, but I understand the meaning of those words, it doesn't matter if you have forty dollars, it still means that you only have forty dollars. ”

"You're a smart girl. ”

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