Chapter 267: Black Whirlwind's Desire to Survive!

Hearing these two people speak, Wu Ming forcibly resisted the idea of pumping people, in fact, he had already seen that these two people were the first and second uglies in Liangshan in the past.

Ugly Jun Ma Xuanzan and Grimace Duchen, but these two people are too good at doing it, as the saying goes: If you don't die, you won't die.

Wu Ming turned his back to the two, he really didn't want to see the faces of the two of them now. Wu Mingxin said: "I let you learn the art of makeup by riding a horse."

You've learned some mess for me, and you're dressed up so charmingly, but don't forget.

You didn't have plastic surgery, you just made up to hide your ugliness, and your face shape didn't change at all.

No matter how glamorous you are, aren't you disgusting people, if I hadn't cultivated well, I would have kicked you down the mountain a long time ago.

It seems that this makeup technique is really one of the four DAXIE techniques, good two men, stunned to be brainwashed and wasted. ”

After thinking about it, Wu Ming turned his back to the two of them and said without looking back: "Look at the two of you, what do you look like now."

I asked you to learn how to make up, but I didn't let you learn to be a woman, so I went and washed my face.

The makeup is removed for me, you just need to put on a light makeup, don't wear it so heavy and glamorous, I want to vomit when I look at it.

Also, don't give me such a mother either of you anymore, Duchenne, point out your orchid to me and take it back, I'll warn you one last time.

If you let me find out about your orchid finger in the future, then don't blame me for being ruthless, I'll break it for you.

Xuanzan, don't laugh when you step on the horse, and you, you put away your eyes that have been discharged four times for me, and I can break Duchenne's orchid finger.

It will also be able to gouge out your eyes for four random discharges, and learn what kind of problems you have one by one, don't forget.

You are a good man on Liangshan, not a person (demon) from TAI country, as a man, you give me your manhood.

I'm so angry, there are really good people who don't learn and bad ones, you look at Lu Junyi, although he also shows off his muscles everywhere.

But he shows the masculine beauty of a man, if you two let me find you girly like a again.

Don't blame me for being rude to you. I want my subordinates to be tough guys who dare to fight, not motherly sissies. ”

Listening to Wu Ming's angry reprimand, Xuanzan and Du Xing were covered in cold sweat, and a large amount of sweat suddenly took on the outfit on their faces.

The two of them suddenly turned into flower-faced pandas, and the Liangshan generals who were coaxing were also silent one by one.

The boss was angry, and they just thought it was fun at first, watching Xuanzan and Duchenne dress up in a show.

They were bored, so they remembered to joke about the two, one by one, the whistles came and went, and even Li Kui's guy was still holding Du Xing.

Talking about what kind of mother-in-law to marry, and going to a place so far away from Jiaozhi, it is better to marry Du Xing directly and forget it at home.

Here Li Kui saw Wu Ming angry, and he was so frightened that he was also in a cold sweat, although Li Kui was a bad person, but he was the most afraid of Wu Ming.

After all, when Wu Ming subdued him, he almost hammered him flat. Even in the waves, Zhang Shun almost drowned him in the water.

He is not afraid of Zhang Shun, for Li Kui, Zhang Shun did not subdue him, and he is not unable to beat Zhang Shun on land.

Zhang Shun just took advantage of the geographical advantage, but Wu Ming really convinced him.

Whenever he thinks of Wu Ming's iron fist, Li Kui will feel a moment of fear, Li Kui is such a bad person, he is not afraid of death, but he is afraid of pain.

In addition, he also admits death, if you beat Li Kui with a weapon, Li Kui will still not be convinced, he only recognizes people who hurt themselves with fists and feet.

Li Kui looked at Wu Ming's back and said in his heart: I was just joking with Du Xing just now, I hope the boss didn't hear it.

Don't burn your anger on me, I was originally the third of the seven uglies in Liangshan, and if the boss finishes cleaning up, they won't find it enjoyable.

If you beat me up again, you won't be able to do it. The more Li Kui thought about it, the more frightened he became, and his black face turned pale in an instant.

After Wu Ming reprimanded the two, he turned around directly, originally he planned to reprimand these generals, so that they would not be fooled if they were fine.

But when he turned around, he saw Li Kui with a pale face. Wu Ming looked at Li Kui's face and was very satisfied.

This person just can't be compared, after watching the two sissies that are not pleasing to the eye, I saw Li Kui who was a martial artist.

Wu Ming decided to set a model for Xuanzan and Du Xing, but he didn't bother to see the two ugly faces, especially the two who became even uglier after the flowering.

He looked at Li Kui and said with a smile: "Look at Li Kui, Li Kui is not bad, he is also the seven uglies of Liangshan, and he ranks third."

You see how he did it, he did it strictly according to my requirements, and I said at the time that he was not only ugly but also black.

You all heard it, I asked him to whiten it, you see, how white his face is now, it is white.

But he didn't become as much of a sissy as you did, and I didn't see him dressed up, and I didn't see him wear red and green.

Look at him, he is still dressed in a short dress, with two axes pinned to his waist. Isn't that good, looking at a lot of men like this?

Men, it's not a big problem to be ugly, as long as it's not so ugly that you can't stand it, for women.

What attracts them the most is not how beautiful you are, but how good you are. Especially in that part of Cochin-gun.

The men are dead there, and the women who haven't seen the men for a long time basically don't care about your appearance.

Of course, there are exceptions that are too ugly to look at. ”

After Wu Ming praised Li Kui, he felt that something was wrong. asked the trembling Li Kui: "Are you sick?" When you are sick, you say, "I will allow you to go home and rest." ”

Li Kui stammered: "Boss, I'm fine, I'm not sick." At the same time, I was saying in my heart: I dare to say that my face is pale because I am frightened by you.

It's really hard for me to compliment yours, and if you look back and find that my face has turned black again, will you hit me?

With your temper, I know that not only will you beat me, but you will also scold me while you do. "I'll make you change your face, I'll make you change your face.

Why is your face black again? I just set up a positive image for you on Liangshan, and you have turned into a black face again.

Don't you give me face! You made me make such a big joke, where did you put my old face?

No, today I will give you your face blue and swollen, and make you have a pig's head on top of it, and I can't let them see that your face has turned black again. ”

I have to say that Li Kui's imagination is very rich. The hope of survival is also very strong.