Li Xuanba had just snatched the throne from Li Shimin and Li Jiancheng, and it was the time to employ people.

But this system of receiving a thousand knives actually gave him a big corrupt official and Shen!

He wants to cry!

But in the blink of an eye, he was relieved.

As the saying goes, it's always cool to pretend to be B.

How can you do it without a little henchman who can make a fool of yourself?

Li Xuanba greeted the eighteenth generation of the ancestor of the system in his heart, and chose to activate it.

"Heshen see the master."

A white light flashed, and He Shen appeared in front of Li Xuanba.

Hemp eggs!

Who said He Shen was a greasy fat uncle?

Isn't this a little white face?

Facing Heshen in front of him, Li Xuanba had deep doubts about the costume dramas in his previous life.

"Master, this place is empty, why don't you find a few people to have fun?"

He Shen rolled his eyes and said very respectfully.

"Don't call me master in the future, please call me master!"

Li Xuanba said with satisfaction to He Shen.

"Yes, master."

He Shen turned around and shouted loudly.

"Someone! Find a few beauties to accompany my overlord! ”

Li Xuanba almost fell to the ground when he heard this.

This Heshen is too direct, this is Hanyuan Palace, not a green building!

But.

I like it very much!

"Sen, see the emperor!"

After a while, a shivering little eunuch ran out of the corner and knelt down in front of Li Xuanba.

"Why don't you hurry up and take my overlord to have some fun."

He Shen said angrily.

"Yes."

The little eunuch glanced at Li Xuanba in fear, and then replied cautiously.

"The weather is nice, let's go to the Imperial Garden."

Li Xuanba stretched and said.

He has traveled through the Tang Dynasty for ten years, but he has been staying in a small mountain village with poor mountains and bad waters to recast his body.

Now that I have come to the palace, I naturally have to take a good turn.

The little eunuch cautiously led the way in front, and soon came to the Imperial Garden.

"Master, do we want to go to the pavilion by the lake to cool off?"

He Shen wiped the sweat from his forehead and proposed.

Li Xuanba looked up at the scorching sun above his head, and strode towards the pavilion in front of him.

But he hadn't taken two steps when suddenly a vicious dog pounced.

"Be careful!"

He Shen blocked Li Xuanba with one arrow step.

Facing He Shen's performance, Li Xuanba nodded with satisfaction.

This Heshen is good!

"Where did the vicious dog come from, hurry up and get out of here!"

He Shen said very pretending to be B, and then raised his foot and kicked it towards the vicious dog.

Unexpectedly, this vicious dog was not afraid of He Shen at all, and opened his mouth to bite it.

He Shen screamed in fright, and slammed his right leg.

Just heard the sound of "bang", and He Shen's pants were torn by the vicious dog.

"A dog that barks doesn't bite, and a dog that bites doesn't bark!"

Li Xuanba looked at He Shen, who didn't dare to take a breath in front of him, and then looked at the vicious dog, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

"Come on, come on, kill it for me!"

He Shen turned his head to look at the little eunuch on the side, and said tremblingly.

"I see who dares to kill my dog!"

As soon as He Shen's words fell, an angry voice came from not far away.

Then a woman with a sword appeared in front of everyone.

Heroic steps.

The face of a sinking fish and a wild goose.

Unbeatable arrogance.

This skin, this body.

……

Li Xuanba's eyes instantly widened, and he stared at the beauty in front of him.

The saliva kept swirling in his mouth.

This is the most beautiful girl he has seen since he traveled through the Tang Dynasty for ten years!

"See Princess Pingyang."

The little eunuch next to him knelt on the ground and said tremblingly.

Li Xuanba's gaze was instantly glazed.

Isn't this his sister Li Xiuning?

It's been ten years.

She should have married Chai Shao a long time ago!

How is this Datang different from the Datang in the textbook?

"You're going to kill my little wolf? Watch Princess Ben cut off your dog's head first! ”

Before Li Xiuning's words fell, the long sword in his hand took the lead in pointing at He Shen, who was covering his thigh.

"As the saying goes, it depends on the owner to beat the dog. But your dog is much prettier than his owner. ”

Li Xuanba couldn't help but joke.

Hemp eggs.

I finally met a beautiful woman, no matter what, it's not my own sister anyway.

"Dengzi, look for death!"

Li Xiuning said and kicked the ground with both feet, and stabbed Li Xuanba with a sword.

Li Xuanba hurriedly turned to the side, reached out and grabbed Li Xiuning's wrist, and pulled it into his arms.

The bodies of the two immediately collided violently.

"What's the smell of brain oil?"

Li Xuanba sniffed Li Xiuning's long hair fiercely.

"Look for death!"

Li Xiuning was angry with his teeth, and it was an elbow blow to Li Xuanba's chest.

Li Xuanba stiffened his body and carried it stiffly.

"It's so comfortable!"

Li Xuanba said with a laugh.

Li Xiuning took a big step forward with his strength, turned around suddenly, and kicked Li Xuanba's underbeaten face.

"Let your mouth be cheap, this princess must break all your teeth and cut off your tongue!"

Li Xiuning gritted his teeth and roared.

She used all her strength with this kick.

In addition, Li Xuanba took an elbow blow from her just now.

She is confident that this kick is enough to make Li Xuanba spit out a mouthful of teeth!

But to her surprise, she saw Li Xuanba's lightning shot.

I grabbed her ankle directly.

"Whether it's beautiful or not, it depends on the feet."

Li Xuanba took off Li Xiuning's shoes as he spoke.

His hot eyes stared at Li Xiuning's little feet.

"Ahh

"Ahh

"Ahh

Li Xiuning screamed three times like a crazy tigress, used the sword in his hand as a hidden weapon, and stabbed Li Xuanba fiercely in the most vulnerable place.

"Holy!"

Li Xuanba lifted Li Xiuning's long legs upward, and quickly turned to the side, dodging the fatal blow.

"Bang"

The sharp long sword slammed into the rockery next to it.

"Ahh

"Puff"

Li Xiuning exclaimed, and the delicate body that had lost its balance fell to the ground fiercely.

"Little sister, does it hurt? Do you want me to rub it for you? ”

Li Xuanba squatted in front of Li Xiuning, looked down at her white and red, but distorted cheeks from anger, and said in a daze.

"Someone! I'll break him to pieces! ”

Li Xiuning yelled like crazy, reached out and hugged Li Xuanba's neck, and then opened his mouth and bit down his face.